Jerkoff Material Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  11/15/2008

Hello fellow porn fans, good College Football Saturday greeting to you but hey we can mix in a little porn too can't we!! Mike John's got a new one out, Jerk Off Material! Now that's a perfect title for the girls I see listed here too. You have big tits, big asses and most importantly a healthy love for cock. Mike's one of the better shooters in the biz so let's see what he and these hot little vixens can cum up with for your viewing pleasure.

Claire Dames:

What a nice way to open this one, big busty Claire Dames!! She's all about showing off those juggs and Mike's kind enough to zoom the shot in pretty tight as she caresses those funbags, covered to start but you know that won't last long. Claire's a fun girl too, the energy reminiscent of Gianna for me and hey their body's are too, huh, maybe these two should hook up, if they haven't already. Claire works that ass a bit for us too as Mike goes floor level showing the jiggle in all the right places. Miss Dames is kind enough to work those tits out, licking on top of them as well as slipping a few fingers into that coochie, ass fucking too we're told's on the menu for today!! Try this shot, Claire with open legs, boobs bulging over the top of her top and fingers furiously stroking those pussy lips-- if that doesn't get it done for you I'm not sure what will plus she whispers a few sweet nothings into the camera and dirty talk goes a long ways! A few seconds later Claire's not able to talk due to the fact her mouth's full of big black cock, oh yeah. They work in a little titty fucking too before Sean gets a lick or two in on that ass-- thrust back towards his face, I'm sure he didn't mind that at all. Hell forget about the pussy Sean, slip it in her ass, doggiestyle!! With her all around voluptuous body we get several great shots, reverse and cowgirl anal come to mind, closing with Claire taking an open mouth blast from Sean, very good start.

Chayse Evans:

Sweet opening shot here with Chayse bent over ass doing the greeting!! Mike keeps the shot in close too as Miss Evans starts quivering those hips and that ass certainly knows how to dance. Chayse then turns around letting the bra come off revealing a nice pair of boobs, she uses spit to wetten those nipples, slapping them ever so lightly before sitting down for the tried and true open leg pussy stroking shot. This was good tease but you can tell a difference in hers and Claires, both good but Claire just sizzled. James Deen likes what he sees here and moves in to help Chayse out, fingers going right to her pussy. This gets followed up by some strong head by Chayse, the side view really shows the length of James being taken in by her mouth and it's more aggressive style too for fans of that type of bj. The picture is so good too as James slips it in for a hard pounding in mish, the two staring intently into one another's eyes. Solid ride in reverse too before it switches to James from behind really nailing Chayse-- a mish finish and bingo on target pop right into her mouth, very nice!

Virginia Want:

Well first off gotta love the last name which opens up a ton of porn title tie ins!! Virginia Wants cock, anal, etc!! She opens up the scene lazily lying down as Mike zooms in close on her, nice big dick sucking lips or DSL's if you please. Mike can't help but notice too she's got a nice bulge working in her top, boobies anyone!! She moves onto her stomach to continue the conversation but she does give us a peek, ok she sits up which is much better and damn hard nipples!! As Mike's got the shot still going upwards Virginia nicely pulls them out and they are real nice tits, he gets a squeeze or two in, directors privelege anyone. We have those boobs out now it's time to turn our sites on her ass and we don't have to wait to long on that either and yep she's got a nice tush too which is shown off, then it's back onto her back to diddle that coochie-- you know getting it ready for dick! Nice, we move to some POV cock sucking and well who shoots better POV bj's that Mike John I ask you, shot perfect and Virginia's energy and style nearly drives Mike to a premature pop-- she slaps Mr. Happy to help stave off the jizz for now! Sexwise since it's POV we get a superb shot looking down in mish, doggie, and Virginia does the ride facing us with those nice tits. We close with an open mouth and Mike hardly ever misses from this range, lol, so a good splash down here to wrap it up.

Rucca Page:

Alright we close out the first disc with another busty babe. Damn Mike you've let the facial growth go wild, lol, haven't seen him with this much bush in awhile, lol. But we move on from that to Rucca poolside and Mike's all about getting the shot in tight on this lovely woman. Rucca then stands up so she can move a bit while showing off, nicely the top is loosened so that big boobs can come out to play. I liked the outside stuff but the visuals get so much better and even more clear when they make the journey inside to the living room. Rucca finishes getting nekkid and speaking of bushes, she's got a nice patch above her kittie, still using a fine floor angle for part of the shots here. Rucca has a seat with the legs wide open and fingers doing the tango inside her coochie. Thanks for the little kisses to your nipples too, just love that to no end. Ok fans we end this one strong with not one, not two, but three swinging dicks enter the scene and Rucca's all about dropping down to take them all on and hey one of the guys is cool enough to kick in a towel for her knees!! Rucca is masterful working those schlongs and she takes her time some here too which I appreciated along with the good face engulfing she does. Hmm nice this was just a warm up blowbang with the mopes delivering their seed right into Rucca's mouth with a bit of cleanup too from our girl. But I know she's far from done so that's way cool. Mike asks the obvious, does she want some more and hey I think her answer was yes as the next shot has her in doggie and who's supplying the pipe here, it's none other than ADT's Tim Von Swine-- I think we'd know that beer belly anywhere, eeewww, lol!! Tim's enjoying himself sliding in and out of that coochie. then he lies back in a comfortable position so she can clean those juices off with a bit of oral. She takes all of him no problems and the eye contact was there too from Rucca. Ok we have more sex too and yes we get the little piglet straying into Rucca's ass!! A bit of mish anal too before Tim unloads to Rucca's face but bad boy his aim was off hitting one her eyes, she's still good though with a bit of cleanup to close this out. Now it's on to disc two.

Naomi Cruise:

Alright we have Tim behind the camera here for this scene which opens with Naomi on the couch playing with herself, ahh beaver, haven't heard that term for awhile, thanks Tim. A bit of chatter too which is nice but the visuals were even better with Naomi diddling her pussy, a nice smile too we see. Tim can't help himself when the tits come out, shooters privilege as he cops a feel, a quick pussy tickle then it's a hand over of a dildo so Naomi can further pleasure that coochie. Tim gives her a black dildo and ahh it's foreshadowing as we're told black cocks are coming not long after so she warms up briefly before the schlongs enter and this girl was cock hungry as she is gagging in no time. We end up with three hard schlongs thrust into her mouth and the guys give that mouth a work over too, this was no soft romantic triple bj, nope she took a mouth face fuck that will make any aggressive blowjob fan proud. The boys aren't shy either with the verbal jousts, at least their pops were on target. Ok cut next to Naomi outside after the blowbang and she's still playing with herself, ahh Tim's here for a bit of me time with this girl. Naomi is kind enough to get in the perfect POV shot and shows Tim's cock a very good time and the twosome work in a little sex too before Tim unloads into Naomi's mouth, his first blast nearly gagged her so nice going Tim and to Naomi for not upchucking that, lol.

Rane Rivera:

Another hottie, another good opening shot on a bed and we have Mike back behind the lense here. Good looking lace too adorning Rane's body and Mike's got an affinity for the sista's too and Rane's got a fantastic look to her, good wide smile, nice silky smooth legs and hey she's doing a little dirty talk as she teases us with that young body! Yep she's hot and you might get a huge chubby when she flips over to doggie and that ass greets you, damn that's a tush. The fantastic shots keep coming too as she works those tits out, nice hard nipples but we quickly move to Mike on his back and Rane on her knees, more dirty talk and bingo dick sucking!! Mike gets you a super zoom in shot as she slowly licks that head and shaft, love a girl who likes to take her time pleasing a dick. Sexwise we're POV here so doggie was awesome and the shot of her riding cock tits facing us was way cool as well. We get one final amazing ass view as she rides Mike turned ass to us, then she cleans those juices off before taking his man chowder in her mouth, nice!!

Kristina Rose:

One final girl and she's been creating a nice buzz lately on the boards as well as scenes that have been coming out. We open here with a great shot, a smiling Kristina sitting there with James Deen and Mike's got the perfect shot right on that gorgeous face. James listens intently as Kristina talks about what she'd want him to do with his dick and a slurpie and well when he hears peeing in it and she'd drink it that turns the switch on and he bolts up and the two get it on!! Kissing, gigglin, she's grabbing his shorts and the two just generaly bang bodies here for a few seconds. James works his cock out, slapping it hard a few times on Kristina's face and this just hits her buttons too and we're right into a face fucking bj that will absolutely work for harder blowjob fans. A lot of this dick sucking was no hands too, the side view was pretty good and hey they weren't even at the scene location that was lit for shooting, lol, talk about dedication to your craft. So they quickly head downstairs to a more comfortable couch, her shorts are peeled off revealing that amazing ass she's been blessed with and James is sure to bury the face here and hey I'm jealous, lol. Kristina then sits up and opens up for a good pussy eating shot, notice too the bit of bush she's got here. The oral has her breathless in no time, ahh there is a bit of ass licking too from Mr. Deen, can't say I blame him there. When two people click as these two obviously do here it's a work of art and Mike just has to make sure the tape doesn't run out!! The positions don't matter, it's their energy and the way they seemlessly work together and James/ Kristina have that here in abundance. Having said that the reverse was pretty special as was the doggie-- Kristina's the one that works the pop out too, a big facial blast with instantaneous cleanup!

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well this was a typical Mike John title, meaning it rocked in all phases. Hot girls, good location which were well lit and the most important area, the hotties were super sexy and wanted to bang it out in each scene. Claire Dames got us off to an incredible start and Kristina Rose put the exclamation point on this title with her hard fuck scene featuring James Deen. The mixture of blowbangs, regular sex and POV style was nice too and hey gotta give it up to Tim Von Swine here who get his dick wet with a couple hotties and of course Mike John enjoyed himself, I think Rane Rivera was a fave of his here and I'm sure we'll see her again in a future Mike John jaunt. Extras here included the pops repeated, trailers, photos, a cast list if you need it and nicely behind the scenes which clocks in at just over 33 minutes and I never miss a chance to laugh with Mike and the girls!! An easy purchase for fans of Mr. John and his work.