Jerkoff Material 4 Review

Reviewed by gonzoguy  on  4/10/2010

You would think that a disc labeled as directly as "Jerkoff Material #4" would, in fact, provide same. Even better, you would think that two discs would deliver twice the jerk for the buck. Sorry to disappoint, Boy Scouts, but Mike and Tim have done much better. Considering that some porn producers never reach those heights, that's a good thing for Mike and Tim, but not such a good thing for this particular release. The women are definitely B-list, the hookups are way too familiar, and the heat is MIA. For my money, there was one good scene. Thank you, Sierra Skye. Here's the details:

Disc 1

1- Mike John mugs in the backyard, introduces Carolyn Reese and her nice nats. They go indoors, he fingers her through the crotch of her cutoff jeans, then gets to work -- mish, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and finally an oral pop. She slaps his freshly milked dick for good measure. She's cute, but this POV breaks no new ground.

2 - Vanessa, who has hardware everywhere -- upper lip, navel, labia -- takes on two mopes, probably as an alternative to the challenges of getting through airport security. The guys basically double-end her the entire way -- one dick in the pussy and the other in her mouth -- through a variety of positions, until the white guy blasts her face, and the black guy pops a cream pie, leaving her dripping from both ends.

3 - Sierra Skye, in a room, is a zaftig thang. Full disclosure: She's not my wife. But if she were, yum. I like a little meat on the girl, and Sierra is a fleshy treat. She liberates her massive titties, chews on a nipple, lies back for a little muff munch by Sean Michaels. Actually, it's such a rare thing to see a guy dive in head first, and actually enjoy it. It looks like a tasty pussy. I was thinking I'd like me some of that. He enjoys it for me (and us), and then gets down to boning, in a variety of positions, before he pops in her mouth. It's just the beginning.

4 - Sierra Skye, goes outside after finishing Sean, and is greeted by three mopes. She does a little blow bang, before they all go back inside (blow bangs go better in the back yard, don'cha know?). She does some titty fucking, sucks dick while getting eaten, eventually finds herself on the floor. The first pop goes into her mouth, and she swallows. Then she takes a bath -- a sperm bath. Jeezus, Arnold Schwarzenpecker pastes her good -- a geyser that blasts across her face, followed by a goopy load that the bruthuh caulks from forehead to chin. Great gobs of goo drip from her chin toward those hefty titties. Yep. Jerkoff material. Take a bow.

5. Jessica Moore - Back to the POV for Mike (at least I think it was Mike, because I didn't see Von Swine's belly blocking the view), who gets a nice closeup of her shaved pussy, then alternates oral and missionary, flips her over for some doggy, then gets to a little titty fucking before popping in her mouth. "Thank you so much," he says. Nice. A guy with manners.

Disc 2

1 - Delila Darling - She has long hair, lithe body, small titties, and shaved box. She shows it off before Euro guy enters, she slobbers his knob, and he starts fucking her. Cowgirl, spoon, reverse cowgirl, oral, doggy, mish, and a monster tongue load. Swallows. Next.

2 - Delila again, with three guys. Blow bang, lies back, sucks knob while one guy eats her, then finger fucks her. Then they lie her back on the sofa, face fuck her from above, get her on her knees for three sequential pops -- first is anemic down the throat, second not much better, but third is bigger and sprays a little across her chin. Not as good as Sierra Skye's scene, but OK. "Not a cum connoisseur, but good enough," our director says. Truer words.

2 - Claire Robbins - Pear shaped girl, she sucks Tim Von Swine, takes it doggy, then takes it anal doggy, sucks it, does some cowgirl anal, more doggy anal, gets on her knees for a big dose of pork grease, and seems surprised to find herself out in the rain. Back on the bus.

Extras: The usual. Cum shot recap may be the place to go first. Or the next disc in your pile. Except for the Sierra Skye scene, this is all way too average.