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Teenage Spermaholics (Red Light District) Review

Red Light District

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Reviewed by DreamWeaver  on  5/31/2004
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Movie Review: Red Light District Teenage Spermaholics
General Summary
Theme
All sex theme with internals and cum swallowing.
Expectations
If Teenage Spermaholics is anything like Mike John's No Cum Dodging Allowed 2, I'll be expecting well captured scenes, a strong female line-up and plenty of energized sex scene with cum swallowing.
General Impression

A good DVD and an easy recommendation, especially for fans of Melissa Lauren.

What I liked
Lucy Thai puts in a good performance and is creamed in every hole, the adorable Patricia Petit is thoroughly assaulted by Steve Holmes and Melissa Laruen is too damn cute to be in porn, yet participates in all kinds of filthy sex acts including anal, dp's, vag & anal creampie's and swallowing a three-man cum cocktail.
What I disliked

Although the DVD starts effective and dedicated in delivering spermaholic teenagers, it fades a little towards the end with two average scene. If you're looking for fancy settings and stylish wardrobes, you'll need to look elsewhere.

 

Scene Summary

Scene One

Cast: Lucy Thai
Scene Type: group sex
Theme: oral, straight sex, anal, dp, atm, ptm
Scene Rating: 3.75 out of 5

Mike John conveys to Eric Everhard his concern that his new girlfriend, Lucy Thai, is cheating on him. And sure enough, we find Lucy (bottom row back box cover) kneeling on the floor vigorously working her mouth around 5 dicks. The fellatio is well captured, all from a top view, before the guys take turns penetrating her in the RC, cowgirl and spooning position while poking at her tonsils. After a brief working of her ass in the spooning and cowgirl position, she's double penetrated in all of the standard position with oral, including ATM, throughout the action ending with the guys unloading their jiz into her holes. One vag cream pie in the RC position. One anal cream pie in the doggy stance. And lets not forget several facials to end the scene. A little of something for everyone here. A good scene.


Scene Two

Cast: Patricia Petit
Scene Type: boy/girl
Theme: oral, straight sex, ptm, atm
Scene Rating: 4 out of 5

Patricia Petit (left, third from top back box cover) is a very pretty and youthful 19 year old french Canadian, who's paired up with the 42 year old Steve Holmes. Mike John makes a point of indicating their age differences before Steve enters and fingers her tickle trunk. Laying on her back wearing nothing by zebra patterned stockings, Patricia is penetrated including the cowgirl position before Steve slides into her ass once again in missionary. This girl has one seriously tight, toned ass and Steve takes advantage of it in the spooning, RC and doggy position with the occasional ATM oral service. Great footage. The scene ends with a stroked out popshot to her mouth and a suck and swallow. Another good scene.


Scene Three

Cast: Melissa Lauren
Scene Type: girl/boy/boy/boy
Theme: oral, straight sex, anal, dp, atm, ptm
Scene Rating: 4.25 out of 5

The front box cover picture doesn't do the beautiful French Melissa Lauren any justice. Wearing tight blue short and a white top, she removes her clothing and plays with her goodies for the camera before performing a 3-way blowjob. Again, much like the opening scene, the fellatio is well captured with top camera views, although a little short in duration, before she's vag penetrated in the doggy, cowgirl and mish position ending with a vag cream pie. The guys take turns penetrated her ass and feeding their schlongs to her in the mish and doggy stance before receiving a second internal pop, this time in the backdoor, while bending over a couch. The scene ends with a thorough double penetration in cowgirl and RC before Melissa opens wide for 3 popshots and a cum cocktail swallow. Despite Melissa's proclaimed love for man seed, she has a difficult time swallowing. Poor thing. Damn good scene though. Again, there's a little of everything for everyone with nice one-on-one footage during the group sex, oral, double penetrations, internals and cum swallowing.


Scene Four

Cast: Ashley Haze
Scene Type: boy/girl
Theme: oral, straight sex
Scene Rating: 3 out of 5

Ashley Haze (top row back box cover) is a pretty, although somewhat vanilla looking brunette with a large tattoo on her right shoulder. Ashley removes her clothes, flashes her goods for the camera, and performs a brief blowjob before being vag penetrated by John Dough in the doggy position. After swallowing a gargled cumshot, more one-on-one sex follows in the spooning, RC, cowgirl and doggy position before swallowing another gargled, creamy pop delivered by John. A good, albeit fairly average sex scene that takes place on a floor thrown mattress. Ashley also appears to thoroughly enjoy herself.


Scene Five

Cast: Kayla Marie
Scene Type: group sex
Theme: oral, straight sex, anal, dp
Scene Rating: 3 out of 5

Kayla Marie (second bottom row, back box cover) is a short blonde with excess baby fat that arrives home with her report card. Good grief, Kayla's acting is awful. Anyways, "dad" gives her a spanking before he brings in a group of friends to punish her for her bad grades. She's soon sucking and being fucked by four dicks including a lengthy double penetration in cowgirl and RC with meat in her mouth at all times. The scene ends with sodomy in mish with ATM and an internal pop, a vag creampie in the same position and two creamy mouth shots. A decent scene, but no where near as good as Melissa Lauren's.

 

Overall Summary

Overall, another solid release from the sperm king, Mike John. While there's not a lot of effort going into wardrobe and settings, you can expect a decent cast, lots of filthy, energized sex acts and plenty of internal popshots and cum swallowing. The DVD extras consist of a cum shot recap, over 18 minutes of behind the scenes footage and a bonus scene of Mike John receiving a P.O.V. blowjob and vag fuck with the adorable Patricia Petit.

 



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