Teenage Spermaholics 3 (Red Light District) Review
Red Light District
Studio: Red Light District
Category: Barely Legal , Cumshots , Gonzo
Directed by: Mike John
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Steve Holmes, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kat, Manuel Ferrara, Juan Cuba, Jake Malone, Christie Lee, Sativa Rose, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Keri Sable, Lefty Larue, Jasmine Byrne, Glue Gun, Tim Von Swine, Ryan Knox, Glue Gunn
Released on: 1/28/2005
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| Prologue I have to be honest about this. Although there are some very cute teens in this video, there's one that made this a must see for me. Christy Lee. While Keri Sable is arguably the hottest teen in the porn world today, and quite deservedly, I have developed a fixation of sorts for Christy. Pairing her up with Steve Holmes under the auspices of a mega pervert like Mike John is just too good to pass on. This video actually has a little story behind it to unify the scenes somewhat. In the end, it's the performances that count and that's what we'll inspect. I'm sure that Mike will put all these teeny sluts through their paces. |
 Von Swine owes some money to John Strong, a Russian gangster. He and his cronies come to collect, but Swine comes up short. The gang decides to take out the interest by fucking Kat, his daughter. She just happens to be up in her room masturbating, sticking a butt plug up her ass. Strong, Brian Surewood and Jon Dough go up to her room and carry her downstairs to her tied up father so he can view her defiling. Cocks are stuck in her face, the plug is shoved in her ass and given to Kat to suck. This smooth skinned, braces wearing, hardly legal looking little slut has no problems with their demands. She's put on the rotisserie and they take turns reaming her pussy. Kat rides Dough in RC and Strong goes up and over her mouth, but lets her suck and doesn't force the issue. He gets her ass in RCA while she sucks and strokes the others. Dough decides to fill her pussy for the DP. He has to cut short and Brian replaces him. Dough makes her airtight. Kat cleans the cocks that were filling her holes and Dough fucks her doggy anal. Surewood pops a load in her mouth and has her hoover the rest out of his pipe. Dough cums in Kat's ass and has her push the load out. She tastes the jizz out of her butt. Strong takes her ass from the side and Brian fills her mouth. Strong cums in her ass and Kat tastes his seed as well. They're not finished as Brian and Strong DP her with A2M. The guys reverse holes and Dough gets back into her mouth. More A2M and a vag CG for Dough. Strong fills her hungry ass and Brian keeps her airtight. A2M again and Brian fills the vacancy. The A2M carousel continues with Strong back in Kat's rump. Cut to a flying DP with Strong taking her pussy and Brian pumping the rump. Dough gets a turn in her ass and Kat's let on the floor to suck some cock. She wants cum in her mouth and the guys deliver for her. Three nice loads which she collects and swallows. |
Jake Malone, a friend of Von Swine's, decides he's going to help his buddy with a lottery. The prize? Christie Lee. Now that's a lottery I can get behind. Von Swine's friends all contribute, but Steve Holmes puts in $100 and gets the big prize. All the others get a suck and swallow but Holmes wins her ass. Before Steve can collect his prize, Christie has a six man blow bang for the consolation prizes. She sucks with gusto and then offers her tits up for fucking. They get greased up and turns are taken in her cleavage. I can't even tell you how good that looks. Strangely for a Mike John scene, this is all cut short and we go right to the pops. Everybody shoots their loads in her mouth and Christie swallows. She even cups her mouth to make sure nothing gets away. With everybody accounted for, Christie's on her way to Herr Holmes' pad. Christie joins Steve on his bed and they kiss and fondle. He unwraps his
prize and I have to say this just once for posterity: Christie Lee is,
IMO, the loveliest combination of cute and beautiful on the porn scene
today. Maybe no one since Ginger Lynn 20 years ago has had this combination.
She also has an effervescent personality and is a joy to watch. Off my
so |
 Von Swine turns on the TV and Sativa Rose is on the tube explaining her high protein diet. He falls asleep and what transpires is obviously only a dream. Sativa puts her body on display, then shows us her full body workout. She starts with squats. She sits on her cock machine, John Strong, and rides him in RC. That's very good for her legs. She hops off and sucks her copious juices from his cock before two more organs appear to help her with the arm workout as she strokes them. They even exercise Sativa's throat. She rides Brian Surewood's cock in CG to augment her leg work. For cardio, Strong picks her up and jackhammers Sativa in mid-air. He passes her off to Jon Dough, who she rides in RC on a couch. She gets two more cocks to suck and stroke in order to keep her heart rate up. Next she's put on the rotisserie. Going from apparatus to apparatus quickly, with little or no rest is a very good cardio strategy. Quick turn to mish, then Strong takes her in doggy. Back on the rotisserie, then side entry mish with her mouth full. Surewood rails her in doggy and there's never a cock far from her mouth. Sativa passes quickly to Dough in CG, then Strong in spoon. These old geezers are teaming up to give Sativa a great workout. Piledriver with Srong and the other two use her feet to jerk off. More piledriver and Sativa's ready to illustrate the dietary component of her fitness plan. Five hot loads make it past those beautiful lips of Sativa's. Don't ask me where the other two came from. They weren't part of the fucking, as far as I could see. She swallows it down making a very sour face. Then Von Swine wakes up to video noise as the show is over. |
| Von Swine wants to thank his friends for coming up with the money to pay off his debt. He calls Jasmine Byrne, who tells him she's in love with Mike John. Swine has videotape of Jasmine doing the nasty and threatens to show her boyfriend if she doesn't comply with his wishes. What a pig! Jasmine goes for it and shows up at Von Swine's place. She thinks it's only going to be for him, but he's got bigger things in mind. A full scale blow bang with six cocks. Jasmine was reticent at first, but she gets into it quickly. She does some gagging deep throat and loves to have her face smacked with cock. Jasmine asks the guys if she can rim them. I didn't hear anybody say no. She approaches this task with enthusiasm and even plays to the incestuous pedophiles by calling a couple of the guys "Daddy". Jasmine gets used like a little cum bucket, taking all of the loads, gargling and swallowing all at once. She wants to know if she's done and Von Swine tells her he has more for her to do. |
 Von Swine calls Strong to let him know that he's got his money. Strong is with his goons at a porn set. Before he goes to pick up the cash, he has a scene to perform in with Keri Sable and Manuel Ferrara. She sucks John while Manuel eats her pussy and ass. He slips her the high hard one, opening up that hot, tight teen pussy. She can't even move her head on Strong's cock as Manuel sends her into another dimension. John gets her in RC with Keri cumming on his cock. It looks like there might have been a break here for Keri to regain her composure and Strong puts his cock in her ass in RCA. Manuel feeds her his beer can cock and then fills Keri's pussy for a DP that sets her off again. Strong takes her on alone for awhile and gapes Keri a couple of times before Manuel rejoins the fray. RCDP and A2M. They repeat the cycle again. CG on Strong. When Manuel gets back in, his fat fuck stick invades Keri's ass. The pace is frenetic as she takes a pounding. When Manuel pulls out, Strong switches holes. They go back to the DP and even warm up Keri's ass with a few slaps. When Manuel slows down she asks him to fuck her harder. He doesn't need to be told twice. Strong pries open her vacated asshole with two fingers on each hand. He spoons Keri anally. He pops a load up her ass and Keri tastes it, then cleans his cock while Manuel sodomizes her in spoon. He orders her to suck his fuck stick and Strong fucks her ass again in spoon. A2M on John as Manuel tags her tail again. She rides CG on John, who picks her up for a dick dance. Manuel fills her ass as they bob her up and down. Strong gives her a good standing slam fuck, then sets Keri down for mish anal and a gape. Manuel replaces him and Strong gets his cock and balls licked. Manuel gapes her a couple of times and Strong is back in the backdoor. A2M and John jets a stream into Keri's waiting mouth. Manuel is next and he wrings every last drop from his balls for Keri. She swallows the loads and shows her abused rectum. Strong has to run off to collect his money. |
 Strong shows up and shakes Von Swine down for interest. He's offered Jasmine in exchange and that seems to do the trick. She starts with a face fuck. More cocks are introduced as Jasmine gets stripped. Surewood does her in standing doggy as she sucks Strong. Dough replaces Brian, who goes to the head of the class. Jasmine sits on Strong's cock in RCA. Dough fucks her face and Arnold Schwarzenpecker gets into the act. RCDP with Dough making her airtight. Dough gets her pussy for his share of the DP. Juan Cuba sticks his fat cigar in Jasmine's face. Surewood gets some pussy and Arnold gets some head. Strong has her anchored in the DP the whole time. Cut to him anchoring her pussy for a new round of CGDP's. Dough in her ass and Brian making her airtight. The merry go round continues. Cut to Strong reaming Jasmine's ass in piledriver. They run a train on her hot ass as she plays with her fat, wet pussy. Dough rails her ass and drops a major load all over Jasmine's face and in her mouth. A vaginal creampie follows from Strong in the mish position. She assumes the receiving position to accept three more hot loads to gargle and swallow. Von Swine is off the hook. |
 Bonus
Scene This
is more of a behind the scenes, or a day in the life of Mike John. He has
Audrey James come over to play with him. I guess he's offering her
work for a POV scene, but he's just so taken with her obvious charms that
things don't go smoothly. He's having trouble containing himself and even
manipulating the camera properly. She's shy and awkward, Mike is clumsy
and horny. He gets off once quickly, so he can fuck her properly. The sex
continues and the whole scene is more fun and funny than sexy or erotic.
Still, it was nice to get a look at Audrey again. |
| Epilogue I wouldn't say that Mike John knocked one out of the park but there are some rocking scenes here. There was great energy and some beautiful women. Taking it from the top: Kat is very nasty for such a young looking girl. She's a little more passive than I would like to see, but definitely someone to keep an eye on. Christie Lee was just amazing. It's difficult not to keep going back to her union with Steve Holmes. They were having a great time without neglecting the harder aspects of porn. Sativa Rose continues to grow on me. Some of my esteemed colleagues were singing her praises from the very beginning, but I just didn't find her that attractive. I don't know if it's her personality I'm getting now, or if she's lost some baby fat from her face making Sativa more attractive to me, but she's fun to watch. Keri Sable reminds me of Paris Hilton in looks and demeanor, fucking in a way that I wish Paris had in her video. She also seems to be growing on screen. Like Christie Lee, Keri's just picking up steam with each scene and new experience. She's starting to assert herself and is a force to be reckoned with. Jasmine Byrne was the surprise of the video for me. What a wanton and beautiful slut she turned out to be. Her attitude and energy made for great porn. I think that the two blowbangs were unnaturally short. They went to the cumshots very abruptly, and I found that strange for a director as orally fixated as Mike John. Small quibble in an otherwise well made video. The story line running throughout almost qualifies this for feature status. Maybe that's the reason for the heavy handed editing. |
| The Disk There's the aforementioned bonus scene, a BTS and photo gallery. Average fare, but good. |
| Recommendation This is a very good video and worth a look by rental or purchase. |
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apbox now, Christie's out of her clothes and Holmes is revelling in her
soft body. He sticks his big cock in her face and she takes to it like
a duck to water. Steve gags, then kisses her. She likes having her nipples
roughed up and Steve learns fast, smacking them hard. He spoons her on
the bed, laying the pipe in deep and hard. Christie's reactions are very
real, flitting between moans, gasps and giggles. She's so hot and tight
that Steve can't hold his load. He cums in her mouth and tells Christie
that now he can fuck her properly. Like letting a little steam out of the
pressure cooker. They go back to spooning, and little cumslut that Christie
is, she's still pushing his jizz into her mouth. He's railing her and Christie's
going off like Mt. Vesuvius. There's a lot of passion in this sport fuck.
Cut to Christie on all fours awaiting an anal penetration. Steve slides
in slowly and gets a nice smooth stroke going right away. Christie tells
him he can stick it all the way in and then asks for a taste of her ass.
After head bobbing on it he's back to the doggy anal. She comments about
his balls banging her pussy. He goes balls deep and Christie calls him
a bad boy. No kidding. She looks like she's going to cum and falls flat
onto the bed. Steve gives her prone body the anal hammering of a lifetime.
Christie's strumming her clit and cumming. Howling and giggling, she comes
up telling him he's so bad. This was as real as it gets. He continues to
rail her ass in spoon and Christie calls his dick amazing. Then she demands
a kiss. She sucks his cock out of the oven and then he places her in piledriver,
fucking her ass and tweaking her nipples. She spanks her tits and he spanks
her pussy. She cums again and sucks his magic dick. He takes a taste of
her ass from her lips. Steve pops off another load into Christie's mouth
and she gives him some PCH. I'd say that was $100 well spent.Check Prices for Teenage Spermaholics 3 (Red Light District)
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