Teenage Spermaholics 3 (Red Light District) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/4/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 139 min.

Production Date: 12 / 27 / 2004

Director: Mike John

Cast: Christie Lee, Jasmine Byrne, Kat, Keri Sable, Sativa Rose, Alias, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Brian Surewood, Carlton Banks, Dave Hardman, Glue Gunn, Jake Malone, John Strong, Jon Dough, Juan Cuba, Lefty Larue, Manuel Ferrara, Steve Holmes, and Tone Capone with Tim von Swine in a non-sex role

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: This is my first Mike John movie. After all I’ve heard abotu him I’m not sure how I couldn’t go in with high expectations.

Initial Reaction: I can see why Mike John has as many fans as he does

Who Should Watch It : Fans of barely legal girls, cumshots, and anal sex

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all facials

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, but there are a couple very minor background noises. The video is much the same way. It’s nicely lit with a little softness, but some of the pans and zooms are a bit fast for my tastes.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu is okay, and blends the boxcover with a bit of the movie and a little animation. The chapter menu also shows some nice care, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the girl in it.

The Feature

When Tim Von Swine gets in over his head with gambling debts, John Strong and his goons let him know that he’s going to have to pay up, and pay up quick. Luckily he’s got some good friends who come together to help him out, and better yet they’re in the porn business and know how to bring together some money quick the old fashioned way.

Scene 1 - Kat, Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, and John Strong

When Kat comes home, “Daddy” Von Swine barely gets off the phone trying to get some money to pay back John Strong and the goons he’s coming after him with. She heads up to her room and breaks out a large pink and clear buttplug to work on herself with as John shows up deciding that not only does he want money and interest, he wants to fuck Swine’s little girl as well. As they rough Swine up downstairs, Kat fucks her ass with the toy and sucks it clean. The guys head up to bring Kat down past her bound and gagged daddy, and set her down to make Swine watch as they fuck her face with their cocks and keep working on her ass with her toy. Dough gets his cock in Kat’s pussy first as Surewood fucks her face before letting the others help work her through spooning and reverse cowgirl. John moves on to take her through a little anal reverse cowgirl to start Kat’s ass workout, and after a bit the guys make her airtight with the Dough joining in on her pussy and Brian fucking her face. Brian can’t can’t help but bust a nut on her face with Kat sucking him, and soon after Dough busts one loose in her ass after fucking it doggie style. He has her squeeze it out before Strong lies her back on the couch to fuck her ass missionary style and lets go with yet another load in Kat’s ass for her to push out and eat. They go right back to double stuffing her and fucking her face, and even pick her up for a midair double penetration with Strong getting Kat’s pussy and Brian and Dough trading off on her ass. She sucks them off a little more on the ground as Brian starts in on her again from behind, and finishes things up letting the guys spunk in her mouth and swallowing it down as she does her best baby bird impression.

This is a hot scene. Kat does a very nice job with the tease early on, and Swine adds some nice humor as her “daddy”. It’s definitely a twisted setup, but Kat helps it to work very nicely and seems to love taking on all three guys. She doesn’t hesitate for the anal and swallows the load down without batting an eye. Kat took quite a while to grow on me, and here she works out very nice. This is a nice start to the movie.

Scene 2 - Christie Lee, Alias, Carlton Banks, Jake Malone, Juan Cuba, Lefty Larue, Tone Capone, and Steve Holmes

When Jake Malone hears what happened to Von Swine, he decides to run a raffle to raise money to help out his friend with Christie offering various prizes. After everybody else gets their tickets, Steve drops a hundred dollar bill in the pot to buy out what’s next. Juan, Tone, Alias, Carleton, and Lefty all win blowjobs with swallowing, with Steve winning all three holes. Steve examines his prize before telling her to have fun taking care of the other guys as he gets his place ready for her to come over afterwards. Jake and the guys take Christie into the next room where they admire her fantastic body before letting Christie drop to her knees between all of them. She sucks and strokes her way around them a bit before Jake breaks out some lotion so she can get in some titty fucking too. Jake gives Christie the first load in her mouth, with the others following soon after. Christie plays with the cum a little and puts a hand up to make sure she gets every drop possible before swallowing several loads down. Juan finishes her up with one last load before they send her off to grand prize winning Papa Holmes.

When Christie arrives, she climbs onto the bed with Steve wearing only a short white sleeveless shirt and a pair of dark red panties. She kisses him and reaches back to start warming up her holes with her fingers before letting Steve undress her. Christie starts Steve off with her mouth before letting him spoon her. He hops off and has Christie get down so he can cum in her mouth, and then has her join him back on the bed so he can fuck her more. They go right back to spooning before Steve has Christie get on all fours so he can fuck her ass. Christie has Steve stop so she can suck her ass off his cock before seeing how much of Steve’s cock she can take up in her shitpussy again. They roll to the side and spoon with Christie complimenting Steve’s cock and encouraging him to kiss her before sucking his cock clean and letting him pile drive her ass. He brings her to a great orgasm and lets her suck his cock clean before kissing her and letting her have another mouth full of cum.

This is a fantastic scene! Okay, the oral portion of the scene didn’t do a whole lot for me mostly because I’m not a big fan of blowjob scenes and adding more guys to the mix doesn’t change things for me. What makes the scene work is Steve Holmes, or more to the point, the chemistry between Steve and Christie. They both appear to be completely into each other and wanting nothing more than to please each other with some hot anal sex. Christie looks cute as can be throughout the scene, and does a great job taking it in the can. She and Steve nicely mix in the kissing, and although there’s some nastier stuff it comes off as playful with plenty of romance as well. This is an excellent scene!

Scene 3 - Sativa Rose, Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, and John Strong

When Swine comes home and turns on the TV, he finds Sativa on TV talking about a high protein diet. He falls asleep taking care of himself, and dreams of having Sativa in front of him stripping down and giving him a little show. She moves on to talk about exercising, starting with squats. She squats down and lets Strong hammer her pussy reverse cowgirl style before doing some arm work on him as Brian and Dough show up. She works the guys with her hands and mouth before going back for some cowgirl style legwork on Brian. Strong picks her up for some midair cowgirl work before letting Dough have a bit on the couch. They move on to take care of Sativa doggie and missionary style, as well as mixing in some spooning and pile driver. Sativa gets down to finish things up with a bit of nutrition as she lets the guys each spunk in her mouth before she swallows it down.

This is a pretty good scene. As usual, Sativa looks very nice and gets into the scene nicely. That said, it does have a couple things going against it. The minor drawback to the scene is that there’s no anal, which makes it stand out a little after the first two. She also doesn’t look like she enjoys swallowing that much. The biggest problem, however, is one that almost any scene here would have. That problem is that it has to follow Christie’s scene. After that hot of a scene almost any scene would have a hard time measuring up. This is a pretty good scene, but it just has a hard time fitting in and keeping the momentum that was built up before it.

Scene 4 - Jasmine Byrne, Alias, Carlton Banks, Jake Malone, Juan Cuba, Lefy Larue, and Tone Capone

When the guys bail him out, Swine shows his appreciation by getting Jasmine to come over and than them properly. She drops down and works her mouth and hands around the guys with Jake showing a little extra appreciation to her by sliding underneath to tongue her twat. She shows her appreciation to the guys by eating their asses as well, and after giving them a little more love lets them pop in her mouth so she can swallow it down.

This is a much better oral gangbang. Jasmine is very enthusiastic and there’s some better banter between her and the guys. I love how she gets into it to the point of having the guys turn around so she can eat their asses as well, and as usual she handles the cum with nasty grace. This is a pretty hot oral scene.

Scene 5 - Keri Sable, John Strong, and Manuel Ferrara

Keri takes on John and Manuel after posing for a few pictures. She sucks John’s cock as Manuel works her holes over with his tongue and fingers. Manuel spoons her pussy before she slides over to John for a little reverse cowgirl anal that quickly turns into a double penetration. She sucks her ass off his cock and lets the guys DP her cowgirl style as well as spooning her ass. John pops in her ass and lets it flow out around her fingers so she can taste it before sucking his cock as Manuel takes his turn spooning her shitter. The guys keep taking turns spooning Keri’s ass and letting her suck it clean before giving her a midair DP and fucking her ass missionary style. She lets John plant his population pudding in her mouth before letting Manuel drop his ball bombs in her mouth with it. She shows it off before swallowing it down, and then sucks out the last little bit from both guys.

This is a darn hot scene. Keri’s a girl I’ve often thought to be a bit overrated, but she does a very nice job taking on Manuel and John here. She makes the anal look easy, and looks like she loves an anal cream pie just as much as a mouth full of cum. Keri isn’t overly vocal through the scene, but they do come off as nicely realistic. This is a hot little scene with Keri showing why she had such a fan base.

Scene 6 - Jasmine Byrne, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, John Strong, and Juan Cuba

Finally, the guys get a little interest out of Jasmine. She works Brian and Juan over orally before Brian starts fucking her from behind as she works on the other guys orally. After letting the guys fuck her pussy from behind a bit, Jasmine slides her ass over Strong’s cock reverse cowgirl stye. As soon as the guys see that her pussy’s easily accessible they join in to double stuff her. They make her airtight in both cowgirls with the guys switching around nicely so that nobody gets left out and so Jasmine can have plenty of tastes of her ass. They move on to pile drive Jasmine’s ass, with Dough pulling out and giving Jasmine a nice facial that she swallows down. Juan takes her over to the couch to load up her pussy with his cum after a bit of missionary fucking before a couple of the other guys pop in her mouth.

This is a short scene compared to the others in the movie, but that doesn’t mean it’s any less of a scene. Jasmine does a great job taking on the guys with all three of her holes, and takes the cum in her pussy just as well as she does in her mouth. She also makes the “Fuck me Daddy” comment work extremely well and knows just how to use her eyes and mouth to become all the more sultry. This is a very hot final scene that definitely ends the movie on a high note.

Teenage Spermaholics 3 is a pretty darn hot movie. I’m not normally a fan of these types of movies, mostly because there are so many times when the girls in barely legal movies don’t seem to be in touch with their own bodies and what they can do as well not being able to do convincing vocals. Here, that wasn’t close to a problem. Kat turns out one of the best scenes I think I’ve seen from her, while Jasmine Byrne and Keri Sable each turn out scenes worthy of their reputations. The real winner for me, however, was Christie Lee, who turned out a smoking hot scene with Steve Holmes that’s one of the most passionate buttfuckings I’ve seen in a long time (and right in line with some of the action in Manuel Ferrara’s Ass Attack). I also really like the mix of facials and anal cream pies, with the girls all taking whatever’s offered to them very well. As for problems, I think my biggest problem is with the camera work. Mike John has a very nice eye that manages to focus on the girls and cut out the guys in a way that works much better for me than most cameramen seem to be able to do. At the same time, I do like to know who’s fucking who and there’s a lot of very fast pans and zooms that my eyes really didn’t appreciate. Teenage Spermaholics 3 is a darn hot barely legal movie with plenty of hot facials and anal cream pies.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts nearly five minutes with about seven seconds per pretty good looking framed photo and some annoying audio. There’s also weblinks, a behind the scenes featurette, and a bonus scene.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about seven and a half minutes. Kat and Brian start things out with a full introduction as he gets a handjob. You get a little of Von Swine starting his portion of the scene and the guys having fun with Kat. Sativa is next, with a quick talk about where the money goes with Mike and Von Swine. Christie and Steve work towards the pop and have a little fun with some armpit love after the scene’s done before moving over to Keri posing for her stills and working through some of her scene as Juan contemplates doing away with Manuel. Finally, there’s a bit of Jasmine in action. It’s a short and pretty average behind the scenes featurette that only gives a little personality from the cast and crew.

Scene 1 - Audrey James and Mike John

When big tittied black girl Audrey wants to do a scene, Mike decides to schedule her for himself. He greets her at the door, gives her a few squeezes, and takes her in the next room to decide what she should briefly wear. They go through some of her outfits as Mike admires her great natural body, including learning that she came pre-lubed. After a bit Audrey gets down and starts to shyly suck his cock, as well as slapping it and licking his balls as he tells her. Mike has Audrey lie back on the ed so he can fuck her bald beaver, and continues to need his cock slapped as she laughs and complains a little about how she just can’t do some of the stuff he wants her to. They work through a bit of doggie and mix in some cocksucking as Mike contemplates giving Audrey a mouth full of babies so he can fuck her better. He fucks her a little more before titty fucking her, and then gives her a nice mouth full of population pudding for her to swallow down. Mike goes back to giving it to Audrey missionary style and letting her ride it cowgirl style after letting her have a bathroom break. They mix in a bit more oral action for Mike as well as a bit of reverse cowgirl so he can admire her fantastic ass. He guides Audrey through a bit more cocksucking as he admires her body

This is a pretty good bonus scene. There’s some nice humor with Mike apparently having performance issues and barely being able to hold back, but that works nicely into the scene. Audrey has a great body and a cute face, and her inexperience in front of the camera normally comes across in a very good way. Yes, she also comes across a bit whiney, but Mike works with it well and even gets a little humor out of it. There’s pretty good chemistry throughout the scene, with most of it being driven by Mike’s enthusiasm for taking on Audrey. This is a good bonus scene, and as my first Mike John POV scene, gives me a good first impression.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, toys, masturbation, anal, group, DP, ass to mouth, cream pies (vaginal and anal), cumfarting, swallowing, interracial, oral, titty fucking, and rimming (male > female and female > male)

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Red Light District’s DVDs can be found online for between about $14 and $25, with several stores offering them in the $15 range. If you want facials and anal cream pies with barely legal girls, this one’s going to be hard to beat. The girls are hot and fuck extremely well. The technical aspects are nicely done, and there’s some nice effort put into the extras with a huge Mike John POV bonus scene. This is a very nicely put together DVD!

Note to Red Light District: With group scenes like this, a cast listing by scene would make a very nice extra.

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