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| Prologue What can one expect when picking up a Mike John flick? Well,hot chicks, lots of cum, anal, more than a little humor and sense of fun, and increasingly, POV. The last is not one of my favorite things, but I'll take it in small doses. But the big draw here is the cast. When I reviewed Ass Worship 12, I commented that Jules had employed three of my top five women of the moment. One of them, Jynx Maze, is here, and I'd follow that ass anywhere. Along with her, another of my passions of the moment, Lily LaBeau, is also on board. She could easily become an addiction, and Mike gives her the full treatment, minus anal, of course, although I'd say she's creeping ever closer to that momentous occasion. Seriously hot Jennifer White, new Supergirl Alanah Rae, and sweet looking Alexis Lee round out the cast. Hope the guys ate their Wheaties and took their vitamins for this. |
The video starts with a hand down the booty shorts of Lily LaBeau. Her nipples are popping her pink blouse as Erik Everhard molests this incredibly sexy young woman. She's already down for a fucking in the back patio of the house, and complaining that Erik's pants are too tight. I wonder what would make that so. Mike wants to see her ass, and Erik wants to lick it. They kiss with passion, and Lily's incredible tits fall out. They're not big, but chubby and sweet looking. She gets fingered and eaten, and if you've ever seen Lily in action before, you know she's very capable of cumming on set. Erik has her panting and straining, and giving one up to set a nice tone for the rest of the day. Lily tastes his fingers and gets led inside for more manipulation. She's begging for cock as Erik strokes himself, yet continues to deny her by going down again. When he's ready, Lily grabs the cock, rubbing it against her hot pussy, and seating it herself. She's got one of those clutching, tight holes, and Erik goes crazy in there for a moment, and rubbing Lily's clit to keep her at peak. They go to CG on the couch, then mish on the floor. If Erik isn't rubbing her clit, Lily is. Light choke, and Lily needs to suck cock. Down her throat and rubbed all over her face. Tit fucking and more digital manipulation. Erik fucks her face and sets back on the couch for RC. Lily undulates on his fat cock while Erik puts mad pressure on her plump cunt lips. She needs more sensation and has Erik pinch her nipples. He rolls her sideways for a doggy variation that has her heaving. Up and over, deep in her kitchen. Lily fucks back hard, then takes it harder. He grabs a taste of her hot pussy, then doggy pumps her close to the ultimate ecstasy. They pull back for RC, and even slip in some stealthy anal fingering after a break or edit. Lily spreads wide, fingering herself while Erik tugs her nipples and fucks her rocks off, which she punctuates with a nice pussy spank. They kiss, and Erik plays with her pussy some more. Cut to CG, starting with an even pace and amping up to Lily rocking on the cock, then a cut to mish, with Lily begging for cum. Erik dumps his load into her wide open mouth, which she savors and swallows after some cumplay and PCH.
Lily's not through. Now she's the object of a blow bang, small scale by comparison to the ten guys she sucked off for Mason. But Lily seems to love this kind of action as he offers her throat to one while stroking another, and she seems especially fond of dark dick. Incredible deep throat and breath play. Tongue lapping at balls with her nose is pointing into pubes. She alternates sensual with nasty, and encourages verbal abuse. Lily has way too much fun in this scenario, and then somebody discovers she has a pussy and starts to play with it. She masturbates while they run a face fucking train, and her pussy lips are so distended from her fucking, they almost reach the floor while she's on her haunches. Lily slows things down and makes her bj's more erotic and deep, and heavy on the ball love. A snippet of pussy eating to help Lily along, and her head game gets more frantic...when she can concentrate on what she's doing. She has to stop for a nice little orgasm, then it's time for the meat vendors to deliver. Lily promises to swallow every drop as she primes the pumps, then takes the seed offerings by the three cocks, two actually delivering mostly facials. She gargles, plays, and swallows. Mike tells her it was legitimate jerkoff material. Amen!
Lily is one of the ascending stars of 2011, and a truly sexy, nasty young woman. Very hot action from start to finish. |
Mike has a new plaything, fresh and busty Asian Alexis Lee. She's a giggle puss during her introductions, and she seems to enjoy playing with her tits at least as much as we like watching it. Mike has her shed her jeans to unwrap more of the package, then has her lay back on the bed to stroke her pussy. He finger pops her to a squirt, mixing POV with a second camera. Cut to Alexis blowing him, not particularly deep but generous with the saliva. This is one of the few positions where POV is perfect, especially when Alexis is looking up at Mike. After she takes him into the danger zone a couple of times, he mounts her in mish, her tight, creamy pussy causing major distress as Mike struggles to keep it together. Surprisingly, Alexis jerks out her own orgasm before Mike does, pushing him out and twitching for a few moments before letting him back in. P2M, then CG, Alexis slamming down on the hard cock and squirting all over Mike. She apologizes. He's thrilled. Alexis sucks his cock clean, then back up top for more CG, more squirt, more suckee. Cut to doggy, Alexis busting a couple of dry nuts, then back to mish to pop her rocks again. Cut to Alexis sucking Mike's cock in earnest, replete with titty fucking. More CG brings down the rain, then mish from the second camera, and another orgasm delivered to the POV camera. Mike titty fucks her till he's ready to pop, then shoots a jet right past her tongue.
I guess nobody told Alexis that professional porn performers aren't supposed to have fun. And they're definitely not supposed to cum. Setting aside the question of whether squirt is piss or female ejaculation, Alexis was having a grand time getting boned by Mike, and he was duly impressed by her, giving some credibility to the veracity of her pleasure. It was a load of fun to watch, and I expect that she'll be showing up for more hijinks in the near future. |
Jennifer White is admiring grapefruit grown in the backyard. Von Swine has her take a walk and show off her lithe form before settling down for more substantial tease. He's angling for a piece of her ass, and Jennifer is amenable. Showing off nice tits with puffy nipples, Jennifer also has a very wet slit for Tim to play with. Booty shots inspire a cameraman fingering, then a walk toward the house that gets interrupted by a POV bj. Jennifer licks balls with the cock in her mouth and deep throats Von Swine's pork. He sends her inside so they can fuck, and there's a butt plug waiting for her on the couch. Tim places it where the sun don't shine and lets Jennifer masturbate. He fucks her doggy for a technical DP, his balls slapping at her clit. P2M, more doggy, and more pussy flavored cock sucking. They fuck in mish, Von Swine working up a nice hard stroke for POV as Jennifer gets heated. Fat cock, tight pussy, and a very active hand strumming her clit, and the sweet slut gives Tim a big ego boost by cumming on his cock. He wants her ass now, but first a bj. Jennifer bobs more life into his staff, happily slurping on the pig sticker. She offers up her butthole in doggy, the lovely pale cheeks spreading beautifully for the fat cock. Jennifer shows a decided affinity for sodomy as Von Swine encounters no resistance. A2M and a playful deep throat, then more doggy anal. She implores him to pound her asshole, and does some backing up on it to emphasize her point. A2M looks like she's trying to get the cum rising to the top, then mish anal. Tim orders her on her knees and delivers the pork sauce to Jennifer's hungry mouth. She's a swallower.
A good scene with a hot chick. The POV restricts the action, so it never gets as raucous as it might have, which is a shame, but it does let us fiend on Jennifer more fully, which is the obvious intent, besides giving the cameraman some action. |
Porn parodies new Supergirl, buxom Alanah Rae is the next onanistic object up. She's chatting with Mike, dressed like Daisy Mae. I wonder how her boob job is going to be displayed in the adult comic video she's starring in. Kryptonite scalpel? Maybe Superman shrunk her down and sent her to Kandor for their medical expertise? Stay tuned. But for now, Alanah is jerkoff material, and she's cute, with those long wavy blonde locks and big smile. Enhancements aside, Alanah's built like a brick shit house. Mike takes his time getting her fully unveiled, leaving her with an already wet pussy and strapped heels. It's always a good sign when a woman shows up for work horny. The part of Little Abner will be played by Everhard today. The sloshing sounds of fingers in pussy brings him to attention and between her legs for some tongue lovin'. They don't do fake cunnilingus, with the flicking tongue to nowhere here. It's just head buried in the mound with Alanah's back arching off the couch in ecstasy. They kiss, and Erik can't get free of his pants fast enough for Alanah to wrap her lips around his member. Big girl, big appetite, as she scarfs the fat cock. Behind her you can see the trail of pussy juice left on the couch. She, of course, throws in a titty fuck, and bends over the couch as Everhard laps at her ass and pussy. He sticks her in doggy, Alanah looking great when she fucks back. She sits on the cock in RC, keeping it deep and grinding. A nice body flushing orgasm gets her started, pumping and grinding for more. Erik picks her up for the deep aerial, then plopped down on the couch for more pussy eating and a mish banging. He thumbs her clit and Alanah goes off like a roman candle. She's definitely built for the long haul, and Erik is the Energizer bunny of porn, doing some primetime rabbit fucking. He dines at the "Y" again, leaving Alanah almost breathless. More mish, this time in an up and over scissor, rocking the sticky looking pussy with the whole christmas tree cock. Lapping at the labes again gives Alanah the shaky leg, then he digs her out in a more conventional mish, thumbing her clit as he strokes. The deep pounding shows the panic in Alanah's eyes as she nears a big one, and Erik continues to switch up with oral treats. Cut to RC, kind of a difficult position for a big woman to truly thrive in, and the action slows down a bit, if not less passionate. Tongue in twat, and with a finger in one of her holes (I can't tell which), she cums again. More dicking in mish, Alanah takes to the floor, and Erik spews on her outstretched tongue. She swallows happily and leaves us with a reprise of the wet sound of her masturbation.
This was no cut and dry pro fuck. They were professional alright, but fun and orgasms were had here. Alanah was turned on from the opening bell and Erik seems to be on a mission to rock his partner's world with almost no letup. She bought into it totally and produced a great scene. |
Jynx Maze, resplendent in a long sleeved, shocking pink, net halter and booty shorts, doing the perp walk by the pool. I love this girl's sass, and I love her ass, which she proceeds to stick out for Von Swine's camera. She's primed for a blow bang and joking about it with Tim. She shows him her nipple piercings, which btw, match her top. Where did she shop for that ensemble? Von Swine has her lower her shorts for booty tease, then decides it's time to meet the gang she's going to blow. Jynx marches into the house, where's she's groped and relieved of her shorts upon entry, then to her knees for the festivities. Lots of throat, lots of spit, and no apparent gag reflex. She strips her top and earrings, ready to get down to serious business. Skull fucking, ball sucking, face slapping by cock. They get her on the couch and suck some pussy while she's blowing, rubbing cock in her ass crack, generally worshipping the sweet cheeks. Jynx does some titty fucking as they run a train on those pretty little chubettes. Stroke one, suck another, then two hands and a mouth. Suck two while her pussy's being eaten and fingered. Such a smooth looking slit. So inviting. The pace slows down while she's enjoying the ministrations, then a cut to the three cocks closing in on her, passing her one to the other before she's ready to take the loads. Hot shots into her wide open mouth. Show and swallow for the first stage of her scene.
POV bj for Tim, big beautiful eyes peering at him with cock down her throat. The sight of her ass in long view is positively inspiring as Jynx gets sloppy with it. She turns her ass to him and Tim slides right up the butt. He's apparently been there before, and they're happy to reacquaint. Jynx just loves the ass action, and she's alternately wiseacre and sexy, and implores him to hit it hard and deep. She fucks back and that amazing rear goes jelly with it. Her vocals are on point, not contrived, as Tim negotiates her rectum. A2M, and more doggy anal. Multiple insertions and gaping. Deep, grinding pump. Cut to Tim on his back, Jynx sucking his cock before laying her ass over it in CG, giving us a look at her hot pussy and beautiful face and tits. A2M after it slips out while she's toying with Von Swine. Back in her ass, and they play with her twat, Jynx's legs waving with the pleasure. More A2M leading to RCA. Jynx starts with a short stroke, but settles on a squat to keep it deep and pumping. She can't maintain, so Tim sets her up in mish, stretching the sphincter while Jynx holds her legs out wide. This is where the POV works against us as she's begging for a slamming and Tim has to keep the camera steady while sodomizing her. He gives it to her hard enough that her pussy is dewy, and deep enough to make it wink. Jynx is driving him crazy with her talk, and Von Swine can't resist a little pussy action before he figures where and how he's going to end this. She likes it there, and so does he, but Jynx wants it back in her ass for the denouement. He orders her to her knees and fires off a hot load into her mouth. Jynx cleans the strays by wiping into her mouth and savors the cream like a fine wine.
The perfect bookend to a nice video. Jynx is possibly the most engaging new star in North Hollywood. And if not her, then Lily is. Either way, Jynx smolders throughout, keeping it real and fun. No histrionics or lame screams. Just a totally engaged hotty. The blow bang served as a nice appetizer to a very pleasant, almost all anal POV. |
| Epilogue I would have to say that the five lovely young ladies in this video more than lived up to the title. They are definitely jerkoff material. Moreso, I think that if you were ever lucky enough to spend some quality time with them, jerking off might be the last thing on your mind to do, as they'd keep you too busy to bother. Mike John and junior partner Tim Von Swine did a good job of mixing the strong POV direction with conventional action, thereby blunting the shortcomings of its technique. They also did a good job of bringing out some of the special qualities and personalities that have been making Lily Labeau and Jynx Maze quick fan favorites. Jennifer White and Alanah Rae didn't fare too badly in that department either, and Alexis Lee seemed to be having so much fun, I'm anxious to see her in a more freewheeling scenario. And the operative word for this volume is fun. It seemed to permeate all five scenes, making this a winning production in my book. |
| The Disk A relatively short BTS, cumshot recap, photo gallery, trailers, and cast list. |
| Recommendation Good one to own or rent. |
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