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Finally Legal 2
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/9/2000 by Draken
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Starring: Shay Sweet, Leanni Lei, Vanity, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Mc Kayla, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations The case for this movie doesn't give away too much. There are a few photos on the back that show some of the hardcore action, including a three-way. It mentions the women who star in it, but otherwise, that is about it. The Main Event As one might expect, this is a montage of scenes, without any type of plotline to hook them all together. For the most part, the women look young, and inexperienced. Take for example the first scene. The girl tries to deep throat the guy, but looks like she is either in pain or very uncomfortable. More experienced women know how to make this look enjoyable, even if it isn't. Overall there are six scenes in this feature, including the three-way shown on the case. Most of the scenes are in excess of 18 minutes, good lenghty action. I was surprised by the lack of money shots in some of these scenes. In the first scene, the guy comes inside of the girl then withdrawls.
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Freaks & Geeks
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/8/2000 by Morrigan
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Starring: Tom Chapman, Candy Apples, Brunno, Anaconda, Burger, Jonah
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: Freaks and Geeks Disclaimer: Anyone who gets offended at anything I say in this review should definitely NOT watch this movie A bunch of kinky people have some seriously twisted sex in some funk-ass-nasty ways. The Cast: Note: I don't know what characters these people play and frankly, I don't want to know. The only person I recognize is Candy Apples. And that's only 'cause she's got her name tattooed across her chest. Bridget Powerz Candy Apples Tree Sweet Kathy Jones Kendra Starr Tom Chapman Anaconda Brunno Napoleon Jonah Burger Earl Slate The Plot: Weird and twisted people of the world unite! There's something in this movie to suit every taste. And, boy do I mean every.... Scene 1 Well, right off the starting block, this wonderful piece of cinematic genius kicks off with a spirited birthday party for a bouncing baby boy.
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Sexy Nurses 2 (Metro)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/7/2000 by astroknight
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Starring: Tom Byron, Kylie Ireland, Randy West, Kristina West, Celeste, Marc Wallice, Woody Long, Trinity Lane
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Running Time: 73 min. Director: Fred J. Lincoln Cast: Celeste, Kylie Ireland, Steffi, Kristina West, Trinity Lane, Marc Wallice, Woody Long, Randy West, Tom Byron, & Nick East Extras: Bios of almost everybody in the movie, photo gallery, and trailers Audio Quality: Poor. You can barely hear much of the dialogue and many of the scenes have a lot of background noise. Video Quality: Very good. There are few signs of pixelation. Music: Most of it is pretty average. Initial Expectations: A brainless movie with good sex. Initial Reaction: If there was any less plot, it'd be a compilation movie. At least the sex was really good. Review: With both Celeste and Kylie Ireland in 'Sexy Nurses 2', I knew I had to watch it. Like most of Celeste's movies that I've seen, there isn't much plot, but the sex makes up for it. 'Sexy Nurses 2' revolves around Woody Long and his attempt to get money from rich guys who are close to dying.
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Heart & Soul
Release date: 6/29/2000
Reviewed on: 9/5/2000 by astroknight
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Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Ruby, Steve Hatcher, Missy, Alex Sanders, Johnni Black, Vince Vouyer, Brad Armstrong, Jacklyn Lick, Stephanie Swift, Nici Sterling
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Mickey G.
Review brief: Running Time: 1:19 Director: Missy Cast: Missy, Ruby, Jacklyn Lick, Nici Sterling, Stephanie Swift, Johnny Black, Alexandra Silk, Jill Kelly, Mickey G, Brad Armstrong, Peter North, Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, Alex Sanders, John Decker, and Steve Hatcher Extras: Bios, photo gallery, and commentary by Missy and Mickey G. The audio bios are some of the best I've seen and cover the entire cast. Audio Quality: During the sex scenes, the audio is great. During the lead ins, however, Missy's voice is so soft and quiet that I could barely understand anything she said. Video Quality: With the exception of the first scene, the picture is very clear with little sign of any pixelation. The first scene has several sequences that look like they were recorded on a poor digital camcorder. The pixelation is awful! The quality reminded me of still pictures taken with a bad digital camera. Music: Very good. It matched the many moods of the various scenes. Initial Expectations: Item #1 - Wicked has some of the highest quality DVDs out there.
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Nina Hartley's Advanced Guide to Oral Sex
Release date: 5/27/2000
Reviewed on: 9/4/2000 by Principal Skinner
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Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Steve Drake, Nina Hartley, Malitia, Militia, Mandy Frost, Mandi Frost, Mike Majors
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Review brief: Most "How to..." sex videos are nothing more than a flimsy excuse to show some hardcore sex scenes with a little bit of commentary so as to avoid the "porn" categorization. This is not to say that such videos can't be informative, but obvious discussions on the art of lovemaking are usually peppered with obvious suggestions like, "Take your time. Be sensitive to your partner's needs. Enjoy the experience..." (Well, duh!). So, after noting the title of this feature, I braced myself for a methodically boring instructional video of sorts, with some graphic but sterilized scenes of oral sex. In other words, I thought I would be bored to death. However, the legendary Nina Hartley makes this video enjoyable, and yes, educational as well.
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Covergirl (Wicked Pictures)
Release date: 6/30/2000
Reviewed on: 9/2/2000 by DeathIncarnate
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Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Alex Sanders, Debi Diamond, Chasey Lain, Heather Lee, Marc Wallice, Jonathan Morgan, Krysti Lynn, Nicole London, Kelly Nichols
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Wesley Emerson
Review brief: Directed by Wesley Emerson Starring Chasey Lain, Debi Diamond, Nicole London, Krysti Lynn, Heather Lee, Tom Byron, Peter North, Marc Wallice et al. Review : Wicked Pictures releases quality DVDs every month, the latest being 'Hell on Heels', Brad Armstrong's all-girl feature starring Jenna Jameson and Nikki Tyler. Considering this, I wonder why they bothered with this unremarkable 1994 video starring the "most beautiful (but dull) woman in porn" Chasey Lain.. She stars (appropriately) as a supermodel, and a photo-shoot for an ad campaign is the first scene we are treated with in this movie. As she follows the directions of the photographer we get to see her nice legs, spellbinding eyes and big breasts.
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Conquest (Digital Playground)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/1/2000 by Jonathan
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Tom Byron, Missy, Kia, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Sahara Sands, Vince Vouyer, Brad Armstrong, Julie Rage, Claudio, Jenna Jameson, Alex Dane, Sean Rider
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Greg Steele, Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Good movie if you like plots! They did a very good job on this one. Costumes, makeup, and the women, led by Jenna Jameson, Juli Ashton, and Asia Carrera and were on fire! Vince Vouyer and Alex Sanders were fantastic.
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Debbie Does Dallas: The Next Generation
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/1/2000 by Jonathan
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Starring: Mickey Lynn, Tony Tedeschi, Vince Vouyer, Sharon Mitchell, Mr. Marcus, Stephanie Swift, Jon Dough, Shane, Toni James, Raina, Lexus Locklear
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: This movie is really a waste of time.
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Obsession of Laure, The (L'Obsession de Laure)
Release date: 5/26/2000
Reviewed on: 9/1/2000 by Principal Skinner
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Starring: Vicca, Francesco Malcom, Laure Sainclair, John Walton, Anita Dark, Anita Blond, Nikita, Nadia Linden, Andrew Youngerman, Christoph Clark
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: Shortly after reviewing MASQUERADE for Adult DVD Talk, I had the opportunity to take a gander at THE OBSESSION OF LAURE, a Wicked Pictures DVD from Marc Dorvel Video and starring gorgeous featured actress Laure Sinclair. Well, immediately after glancing at the cast listing of OBSESSION, I was almost convinced that this movie would top MASQUERADE, due to my overwheming partiality to Vicca (now a VCA contract girl) and Anita Blonde who performs in three of thirteen (!) scenes in this video. Well, after comparing my, umm..."reactions" to both films, I don't think that OBSESSION is overall as good as MASQUERADE, but then again, I saw MASQUERADE first so my expectations were already at an Olympian level. Still, THE OBSESSION OF LAURE was enough to convince me that the entire Laure Sinclair vehicles from Marc Dorcel were worth collecting, and Wicked's collection of European imports definitely give the Private line a run for their money.
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Matador 1, The (Private)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/31/2000 by Big Bob
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Starring: Christine, Yves Baillat, Clarissa, Cassandra Wild, Remigio Zampa, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Atlantis, Catherine Count, Helen Birne, Jean-Pierre Armand, Mikra Mitra
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jean-Yves Le Castel
Review brief: I AM A BIG FAN OF PRIVATE. HOWEVER, THIS MOVIE WAS PATHETIC! OLD AND UGLY MEN WITH AVERAGE LOOKING GIRLS.
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Fantasy Chamber (Ultimate)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/29/2000 by DeathIncarnate
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Starring: Nick East, T.T. Boy, Sindee Coxx, Peter North, Misty Rain, Felecia, Kylie Ireland, Vanessa Chase, Steve Drake, Anna Malle, Rebecca Lord, Barbara Doll, Jordan Lee, Nicole Lace, Biance, Jen Teal
Studio: Ultimate
Review brief: 'Fantasy Chamber' A film directed by Cameron Grant Production date Feb. 15 1995 Starring Nikole Lace, Kylie Ireland, Barbara Doll, Misty Rain, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi and a whole bunch of other guys n'gals.. FC is one of Cameron Grant's rather stylish retreads into Andrew Blake territory (esp.
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Assman 2 (Anabolic)
Release date: 7/25/2000
Reviewed on: 8/27/2000 by devient
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Starring: Nicolette, Laura Black, Patricia, Simona Osborn, Yves Baillat, Leslie Taylor, Eve Bianco, Richard Langin, Steve Hard, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Sophie Call, Christoph Clark, Nora Forter
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Jean-Yves Le Castel
Review brief: ASSMAN # 2 DVD Reviewed by : Devient 8/27/00 Well as we know by now is that Anabolic is now leaking their features onto DVD. Assman is a very solid series, and it's like watching the pre- Debauchery days. Same guys, but we are now back into the 1997 days. There is still hot eastern bloc girls being molested by the dirty french guys that some of us come to like. The stress is on anal gaping, so watch out if ya don't like this kinda stuff. Another gonzo raincoater with excellent camera work and crystal clear DVD tranfer. Anabolic did a good job here, and I also that the loud volume problem I had with the first ASSMAN wasn't there this time ( I would have my volume on one and that still louder then I wanted sometimes, and who wants to watch porn muted??). Bottom line from the start this a definte renter if ya dont go buy it. CHAPTER 1: MONIKA: blond Monika got a hard job of showing these french guys how to scretch before a good exercise.
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Nina Hartley's Guide to Anal Sex
Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 8/26/2000 by Darkmage
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Starring: John Decker, Anna Malle, Nina Hartley, Hank Armstrong
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Review brief: The Plot: There really isn't a plot, per se, to this disc. Think of it more like a CBT (Computer- Based Training) for anal play. I can see this up on your bookshelf in your office next to the other CBTs. Networking, Systems Design, Anal Sex, Distributed Development. Yep, it just fits right in there, doesn't it? And that, after all, is what we're talking about today. Nina whips out the lecture mode and teaches us everything you ever wanted to know about playing with your ass in four easy chapters. The first chapter is anatomy, and she describes where everything is, how it is shaped, what is sensitive, etc. in exquisite detail. If she wasn't a teacher before the adult business, she should have been. She's an excellent lecturer. She doesn't stumble over her words, she doesn't sound condescending, she enunciates well... I wish she had been teaching some of my classes in college. I would have done much better if I'd been watching her instead of the grad student I got saddled with for differential equations.
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Face Dance Part 1 (Evil Angel)
Release date: 10/25/1999
Reviewed on: 8/26/2000 by astroknight
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Starring: Rebecca Bardoux, Tiffany Mynx, Tony Tedeschi, Tina Tyler, Steve Drake, Tiffany Million, Joey Silvera, Rocco Siffredi, John Stagliano, Kiss, Francesca Le, Angel Ash, Chrissy Ann, Sheila Stone, Sierra, Brittany O'Connell
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Running Time: 2:20 Director: John Stagliano Cast: Tiffany Million, Tina Tyler, Kiss, Rebecca Bardoux, Brittany O'Connell, Cody O'Conner, Francesca Le, Angel Ash, Tiffany Mynx, Chrissy Ann, Sheila Stone, Sierra, Joey Silvera, Toni Tedeschi, Steve Drake, Nick East, Kris Newz, Woody Long, Tom Byron, Rick Smears, Brockton O'Toole, and Roscoe Bowltree Video Quality: The picture quality is average and slightly grainy, but the film was made in the early nineties and the grain fits the movie. I should say that I watched this on my old 20" TV (since my big screen broke) which may have had some effect on the picture quality. Audio Quality: Excellent. Music: There is a wide variety of music in Face Dance Part 1 and it all fits the scene it's in. It's rare that I notice music in a positive way, and I noticed it several times here. Initial Expectations: I have never been impressed with Rocco in the past since it seemed like he treated the women like dirt. I have avoided his movies because of this feeling.
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IR4: Inrearendance Day
Release date: 5/19/2000
Reviewed on: 8/24/2000 by astroknight
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Starring: Alexandra Silk, Jeanna Fine, Nina Cherry, Dick Nasty, Nici Sterling, Guy DiSilva, Paul Cox, Sweetie Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Mark
Review brief: Running Time: 1:18 Cast: Nici Sterling, Jeanna Fine, Nina Cherry, Alexandra Silk, Sweetie Pie, Dick Nasty, Guy DeSilva, and Paul Cox Extras: Photo Gallery, a lot of previews and sneak peeks, and Web Site Video Quality: Very average. Nothing special, but nothing too disappointing here. Audio Quality: Slightly below average. There are several times when you can hear a lot of background noise. Initial Expectations: I really like Nici Sterling, and Independence Day has a lot of stuff that could be made fun of in a porno, so I had fairly high expectations. Initial Response: Slightly disappointed. The Plot: Aliens come to Earth claiming to want only one thing: Nici Sterling's ass. After she 'takes one for the team', they attack us anyway. We soon find out that they are only interested in two things: blowing everything up and lots of anal sex. A handful of humans try to stop them and rescue heir human prisoners at Area 69. The Sex: The sex is pretty average. Nici Sterling's scene is by far the worst scene in the movie.
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Student Nurses (Caballero)
Release date: 5/3/2000
Reviewed on: 8/23/2000 by astroknight
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Starring: Tom Byron, Tom Chapman, Debi Diamond, Joey Silvera, Jon Dough, Deidre Holland, Melanie Moore, Jenna Wells, Shanna Rose
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Review brief: Running Time: 1:15 Director: The case lists Henri Pachard, but the movie lists Jackson St. Louis. Cast: Diedre Holland, Debi Diamond, Melanie Moore, Shaunna, Jenna Wells, Jon Dough, Joey Silvera, and Tom Byron Extras: Photo Gallery, Scene Selection, 800 numbers, and web site. Nothing special except the scene selections, which is the only way to jump ahead in the movie. Yes, another Caballero release with no chapters or time code. Audio Quality: Poor. I had a hard time understanding what little dialogue there was. Some of this was due to the poor balance between the music and talking. You also could hear a lot of background sounds. Video Quality: Average.
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Ladies Night Out
Release date: 4/28/2000
Reviewed on: 8/15/2000 by Diville
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Starring: Asia Carrera, John Decker, Alexandra Silk, Ian Daniels, Stacy Valentine, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chloe, Dee [II] (classic female), Jack Hammer, Mickey G., Devin Wolf, Joel Lawrence, Dale Dabone, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Starring: Stacy Valentine,Asia Carrera, Chloe, Sydnee Steele, Dee, Alexandra Silk, Dale Dabone, Evan Stone, Devin Wolf, Mickey G, Ian Daniels, John Decker, Joel Lawrence, Jack Hammer Directed By: Bud Lee What we have here in this Bud Lee VCA release is a series of cliched porn vignettes executed pretty damned well. A group of easily aroused women meet once a week to swap sexual stories and fantasies, and of course, once each begins her tale, we fade into her stand alone sex scene. And yes, the scenes involve delivery men, pool boys, grocery clerks, and other staples of porn plot professions. Yet, it doesn't matter what the men do for a living, or how they end up between the ladies' thighs, because like any good porn it's about how hot the sex is, and frankly, the sex is pretty hot. Of course, this is DVD porn, so we get a some extra features the VHS renters miss out on. Not the least of which are multiple angles that actually work instead of annoy.
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Night Trips 2
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/11/2000 by Principal Skinner
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Starring: Eric Price, Randy West, Paula Price, Racquel Darrian, Jon Dough, Cameo, Bridgette Monroe, Erica Boyer, Tami Monroe, Cheri Taylor, Lauren Hall, Brianna, Julia Parton, Derek Lane
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Andrew Blake
Review brief: NIGHT TRIPS 2 is the sequel to the ground- breaking and break-through work from director Andrew Blake. Starring the incredible Tori Welles, NIGHT TRIPS featured beautiful women in highly-charged performances filmed gorgeously against a backdrop of dreamy, fantasy sequences. Although NIGHT TRIPS 2 was seen as the lesser sequel of the original, this movie remains one of my all time favorite pieces of erotica, due largely to the presence of star Paula Price and the beautiful Lauren Hall. Although this film merely continues the novelty of a very horny woman being studied for her very vivid wet dreams (via a monitor which displays her subconsious fantasies), NIGHT TRIPS 2 features an all-star cast and some of the best sex scenes I have ever witnessed.
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Chameleons: Not The Sequel
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/11/2000 by Luftikus
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Starring: Nick East, Ashlyn Gere, P.J. Sparxx, Sunset Thomas, Carolyn Monroe, Nick Rage, Rocco Siffredi, Woody Long, Jon Dough, Tim Lake, Deidre Holland, Don Fernando, Fawn Miller, Brandy Alexandre, Leanna Foxxx, Zack Thomas, Micky Ray, Traci Winn
Studio: VCA
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: 'Chameleons' is one of John Leslie's later creations for VCA.. shot on film with a substantial (if not great) plot and (for the time) good production values. It centers on Rocco Siffredi and Deidre Holland as a couple of shape-changers who can turn into any person they like if they drain their sexual energy; and on Ashlyn Gere as a woman who gets involved with them.. They first meet at an orgy-style party where one can briefly see a young and hot Sunset Thomas riding on hubby Zach. Deidre stands in a corner looking bored while being touched by another woman. Meanwhile Ashlyn goes to the bathroom and is interrupted by Deidre who suddenly turns into Rocco, the 'real' Rocco still having fun at the party. A sex scene follows between the two and there's quite some energy between them, Rocco finally shooting on Ashlyn's chin and breasts. After the orgy, on their way home, Rocco is grumpy since his energy has been partially drained by Deidre during her transformation... Things get worse when Ashlyn turns up again at their home.
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Centerspread Girls (Caballero)
Release date: 5/29/2000
Reviewed on: 8/10/2000 by astroknight
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Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Georgina Spelvin, Eric Edwards, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Tara Aire, Jon Martin, Victoria Slick, Arcadia Lake, R. Bolla, Frank Hollowell, Brooke West, Jacqueline Brooks, Lily Rodgers
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Review brief: Running Time: Approx. 95 min (There are no scene indexes or time codes on the DVD) Cast: Annette Haven, Veronica Hart, Jesie St. James, Georgina Spelvin, Desire Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Tara Aire, Jacqueline Brooks, Frank Hollowell, Richard Bolla, Michael Morrison, Eric Edwards, and Mike Horner (who isn't even listed in the credits) Director: Robert McCulum Extras: Photo gallery and Jump to a Scene (I guess this is actually an extra feature when you don't have chapter markings on a DVD) Audio / Video Quality: The audio and video quality is better than what I would have expected for an adult film this old. The video is average and the audio echoes in spots, but is much better than other adult films of this age, such as the Original Debbie Does Dallas. The Review: Centerspread Girls kind of reminds me of my youth. It revolves around MOM trying to stop porn (or at least not let me have it). In this case, MOM is Morality Over Madness, a moral majority group which has been trying to shut down Panther magazine for years.
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Satyr
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/5/2000 by astroknight
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Tom Byron, Peter North, Missy, Stacy Valentine, Mark Davis, Chloe, Brad Armstrong, Mickey, Jenna Jameson
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: Running Time: 1:24 Director: Michael Zen Cast: Jenna Jameson, Asia Carrera, Missy, Stacy Valentine, Chloe, Mickey G, Brad Armstrong, Peter North, Mark Davis, and Tom Byron Extras: Audio Biographies, Previews, Slide Show, Web Links, and Commentary from Director Michael Zen, Writer Raven Touchstone, and Makeup Artist Lee Garland Audio / Video Quality: Excellent. This is one of the best quality adult films I have ever seen. The only problem with the entire DVD is in the commentary. I thought that the commentary was a little too quiet, especially Raven Touchstone. I had a hard time hearing most of the comments she made. The Plot: Jenna Jameson plays Fawn Deering, a college student researching animal mythology and human sexuality. This leads her to Dr. Jade (Asia Carrera) for an interview. While there, she meets Adam (Brad Armstrong) and is drawn to him. Sophie the maid (Missy) warns her to leave Jade Manor and never look back, but Fawn cannot resist Adam's invitation to return that weekend to observe a bacchanal.
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Lesbian Cheerleader Squad
Release date: 5/25/2000
Reviewed on: 8/5/2000 by Snowman872
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Starring: Denee Dreams, Ashley Heart, Cat, Gina Rae, Leah Lauren, Brianna Coates, Stacey Sweet, Kelly Cox
Studio: Avalon
Directed by: Jim Gunn
Review brief: Snowman's Raincoat Reviews - the lowdown on adult dvd & videos - -------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Lesbian Cheerleader Squad #01 (DVD) Starlets: Gina Rae - Brunette with short hair. Sort of butch and talks dirty. Leah Lauren - Blond girl. Denee Dreams - Young girl with Brown/Reddish hair. Brianna Coates - Dirty blond, straight hair. Pear shaped rack. Big rose tattoo on backside. Ashley Heart - Very cute brunette with short hair. Best of the bunch. Fun to watch! Stacey Sweet - Blond with nice rack. Looks good from front, but has huge tattoo on her ass. Kelly Cox - Blond girl. Cat - Blond with wavy hair. Tattoo above waist.
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Down The Hatch 3
Release date: 7/6/2000
Reviewed on: 8/1/2000 by oly
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Starring: Vince Vouyer, Cassandra, Shawna, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, April, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Kenya, Mike John, Adriana, Mei Yu
Studio: Diabolic
Review brief: All I have to say is that this movie rocks.... There are eight chapters to this movie. Chapter 1 Mei-yu claims she wont do anal but really what do you think, this is a diabolic film Chapter 2 Adrianna sage and 3 or 4 guys I lost count she blows them then they anal her when they are all done they all give her multiple facial/oral cumshots!!!!! This girl is this DVD... She is an absolute babe. . Chapter 3 Cassandra and a few guys This is the least good looking female on the DVD. She gives head and receives an anal ends in facial. Chapter 4 April She does a great job with Lexington Steele giving a Long (pun intended) blow job then sex with facial Chapter 5 Kenya and Cassandra Boring scene but not bad anals and facials Chapter 6 Shawna sexton she is a babe and does a few guys anally and facially good scene Chapter 7 Adrianna gives another blow job and Mei-yu does a 3 way.
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Car Wash Angels 2
Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 7/30/2000 by Draken
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Starring: Jill Kelly, Allysin Chaynes, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Shayla LaVeaux, Gina Ryder, Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Anita Cannibal, Bobbi Bliss, Renee LaRue, Felelicia, Brooke Hunter, Veronica Caine, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations Wow, the case says this feature is over three hours. This will be the first porno I've watched that is longer than most main stream motion pictures. There is a bit of a write up about the plot, but it expects one to have watched the first one in the series (which I have not). Also noted are the 11 scenes and the 33 girls staring in this feature. Mention of filling Jill Kelly's three holes is also made. The Main Event As promised on the case, there are eleven sex scenes in this movie. Most are typical male/female parings. There are a couple of group sex scens, including the "all holes filled" scene. This doesn't involve three men, but two men and either a dildo or pussy to occupy the third opening. Not exactly air tight, and a bit disappointing. Many of the scenes are quite long, to the point of being too long. I found myself getting bored with this, often noting it was time they moved on to something new. The plot is supposed to revolve around a car wash, which is going mobile to make money.
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Texas Dildo Masquerade
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/30/2000 by Darkmage
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Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Mila, Rod Fontana, Candy Apples, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Jonathan Morgan, Gina Rome, Randy Storm, Sweety Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Never let it be said that I don't go the whole nine yards to give you, the discerning porn connoissier, the very best in adult DVD reviews. I work hard at giving you the most thorough, accurate and humorous reviews that I can. Sometimes, I have to make sacrifices in order to give you the best review in exchange for the time it takes to read them. In the case of today's DVD, the Texas Dildo Masquerade, I went out and rented the movie that inspired this tale of lost teenagers in a wilderness of terror. Yes, I actually watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in order to catch any reference that the director may throw at you. I suspect that the director is a fan of the original horror movie and he wanted to show, in his own way, that he enjoyed the cult classic and pay homage to the archetype of the slasher films. He failed. The Plot: Okay, check this out. Four impressionable "youths" are driving through the countryside to check on the gravesite of one of their number's grandfather.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/9/2000 by Draken
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Starring: Shay Sweet, Leanni Lei, Vanity, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Mc Kayla, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations The case for this movie doesn't give away too much. There are a few photos on the back that show some of the hardcore action, including a three-way. It mentions the women who star in it, but otherwise, that is about it. The Main Event As one might expect, this is a montage of scenes, without any type of plotline to hook them all together. For the most part, the women look young, and inexperienced. Take for example the first scene. The girl tries to deep throat the guy, but looks like she is either in pain or very uncomfortable. More experienced women know how to make this look enjoyable, even if it isn't. Overall there are six scenes in this feature, including the three-way shown on the case. Most of the scenes are in excess of 18 minutes, good lenghty action. I was surprised by the lack of money shots in some of these scenes. In the first scene, the guy comes inside of the girl then withdrawls.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/8/2000 by Morrigan
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Starring: Tom Chapman, Candy Apples, Brunno, Anaconda, Burger, Jonah
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: Freaks and Geeks Disclaimer: Anyone who gets offended at anything I say in this review should definitely NOT watch this movie A bunch of kinky people have some seriously twisted sex in some funk-ass-nasty ways. The Cast: Note: I don't know what characters these people play and frankly, I don't want to know. The only person I recognize is Candy Apples. And that's only 'cause she's got her name tattooed across her chest. Bridget Powerz Candy Apples Tree Sweet Kathy Jones Kendra Starr Tom Chapman Anaconda Brunno Napoleon Jonah Burger Earl Slate The Plot: Weird and twisted people of the world unite! There's something in this movie to suit every taste. And, boy do I mean every.... Scene 1 Well, right off the starting block, this wonderful piece of cinematic genius kicks off with a spirited birthday party for a bouncing baby boy.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/7/2000 by astroknight
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Starring: Tom Byron, Kylie Ireland, Randy West, Kristina West, Celeste, Marc Wallice, Woody Long, Trinity Lane
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Running Time: 73 min. Director: Fred J. Lincoln Cast: Celeste, Kylie Ireland, Steffi, Kristina West, Trinity Lane, Marc Wallice, Woody Long, Randy West, Tom Byron, & Nick East Extras: Bios of almost everybody in the movie, photo gallery, and trailers Audio Quality: Poor. You can barely hear much of the dialogue and many of the scenes have a lot of background noise. Video Quality: Very good. There are few signs of pixelation. Music: Most of it is pretty average. Initial Expectations: A brainless movie with good sex. Initial Reaction: If there was any less plot, it'd be a compilation movie. At least the sex was really good. Review: With both Celeste and Kylie Ireland in 'Sexy Nurses 2', I knew I had to watch it. Like most of Celeste's movies that I've seen, there isn't much plot, but the sex makes up for it. 'Sexy Nurses 2' revolves around Woody Long and his attempt to get money from rich guys who are close to dying.
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Release date: 6/29/2000
Reviewed on: 9/5/2000 by astroknight
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Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Ruby, Steve Hatcher, Missy, Alex Sanders, Johnni Black, Vince Vouyer, Brad Armstrong, Jacklyn Lick, Stephanie Swift, Nici Sterling
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Mickey G.
Review brief: Running Time: 1:19 Director: Missy Cast: Missy, Ruby, Jacklyn Lick, Nici Sterling, Stephanie Swift, Johnny Black, Alexandra Silk, Jill Kelly, Mickey G, Brad Armstrong, Peter North, Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, Alex Sanders, John Decker, and Steve Hatcher Extras: Bios, photo gallery, and commentary by Missy and Mickey G. The audio bios are some of the best I've seen and cover the entire cast. Audio Quality: During the sex scenes, the audio is great. During the lead ins, however, Missy's voice is so soft and quiet that I could barely understand anything she said. Video Quality: With the exception of the first scene, the picture is very clear with little sign of any pixelation. The first scene has several sequences that look like they were recorded on a poor digital camcorder. The pixelation is awful! The quality reminded me of still pictures taken with a bad digital camera. Music: Very good. It matched the many moods of the various scenes. Initial Expectations: Item #1 - Wicked has some of the highest quality DVDs out there.
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Release date: 5/27/2000
Reviewed on: 9/4/2000 by Principal Skinner
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Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Steve Drake, Nina Hartley, Malitia, Militia, Mandy Frost, Mandi Frost, Mike Majors
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Review brief: Most "How to..." sex videos are nothing more than a flimsy excuse to show some hardcore sex scenes with a little bit of commentary so as to avoid the "porn" categorization. This is not to say that such videos can't be informative, but obvious discussions on the art of lovemaking are usually peppered with obvious suggestions like, "Take your time. Be sensitive to your partner's needs. Enjoy the experience..." (Well, duh!). So, after noting the title of this feature, I braced myself for a methodically boring instructional video of sorts, with some graphic but sterilized scenes of oral sex. In other words, I thought I would be bored to death. However, the legendary Nina Hartley makes this video enjoyable, and yes, educational as well.
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Release date: 6/30/2000
Reviewed on: 9/2/2000 by DeathIncarnate
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Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Alex Sanders, Debi Diamond, Chasey Lain, Heather Lee, Marc Wallice, Jonathan Morgan, Krysti Lynn, Nicole London, Kelly Nichols
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Wesley Emerson
Review brief: Directed by Wesley Emerson Starring Chasey Lain, Debi Diamond, Nicole London, Krysti Lynn, Heather Lee, Tom Byron, Peter North, Marc Wallice et al. Review : Wicked Pictures releases quality DVDs every month, the latest being 'Hell on Heels', Brad Armstrong's all-girl feature starring Jenna Jameson and Nikki Tyler. Considering this, I wonder why they bothered with this unremarkable 1994 video starring the "most beautiful (but dull) woman in porn" Chasey Lain.. She stars (appropriately) as a supermodel, and a photo-shoot for an ad campaign is the first scene we are treated with in this movie. As she follows the directions of the photographer we get to see her nice legs, spellbinding eyes and big breasts.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/1/2000 by Jonathan
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Tom Byron, Missy, Kia, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Sahara Sands, Vince Vouyer, Brad Armstrong, Julie Rage, Claudio, Jenna Jameson, Alex Dane, Sean Rider
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Greg Steele, Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Good movie if you like plots! They did a very good job on this one. Costumes, makeup, and the women, led by Jenna Jameson, Juli Ashton, and Asia Carrera and were on fire! Vince Vouyer and Alex Sanders were fantastic.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/1/2000 by Jonathan
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Starring: Mickey Lynn, Tony Tedeschi, Vince Vouyer, Sharon Mitchell, Mr. Marcus, Stephanie Swift, Jon Dough, Shane, Toni James, Raina, Lexus Locklear
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: This movie is really a waste of time.
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Release date: 5/26/2000
Reviewed on: 9/1/2000 by Principal Skinner
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Starring: Vicca, Francesco Malcom, Laure Sainclair, John Walton, Anita Dark, Anita Blond, Nikita, Nadia Linden, Andrew Youngerman, Christoph Clark
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: Shortly after reviewing MASQUERADE for Adult DVD Talk, I had the opportunity to take a gander at THE OBSESSION OF LAURE, a Wicked Pictures DVD from Marc Dorvel Video and starring gorgeous featured actress Laure Sinclair. Well, immediately after glancing at the cast listing of OBSESSION, I was almost convinced that this movie would top MASQUERADE, due to my overwheming partiality to Vicca (now a VCA contract girl) and Anita Blonde who performs in three of thirteen (!) scenes in this video. Well, after comparing my, umm..."reactions" to both films, I don't think that OBSESSION is overall as good as MASQUERADE, but then again, I saw MASQUERADE first so my expectations were already at an Olympian level. Still, THE OBSESSION OF LAURE was enough to convince me that the entire Laure Sinclair vehicles from Marc Dorcel were worth collecting, and Wicked's collection of European imports definitely give the Private line a run for their money.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/31/2000 by Big Bob
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Starring: Christine, Yves Baillat, Clarissa, Cassandra Wild, Remigio Zampa, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Atlantis, Catherine Count, Helen Birne, Jean-Pierre Armand, Mikra Mitra
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jean-Yves Le Castel
Review brief: I AM A BIG FAN OF PRIVATE. HOWEVER, THIS MOVIE WAS PATHETIC! OLD AND UGLY MEN WITH AVERAGE LOOKING GIRLS.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/29/2000 by DeathIncarnate
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Starring: Nick East, T.T. Boy, Sindee Coxx, Peter North, Misty Rain, Felecia, Kylie Ireland, Vanessa Chase, Steve Drake, Anna Malle, Rebecca Lord, Barbara Doll, Jordan Lee, Nicole Lace, Biance, Jen Teal
Studio: Ultimate
Review brief: 'Fantasy Chamber' A film directed by Cameron Grant Production date Feb. 15 1995 Starring Nikole Lace, Kylie Ireland, Barbara Doll, Misty Rain, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi and a whole bunch of other guys n'gals.. FC is one of Cameron Grant's rather stylish retreads into Andrew Blake territory (esp.
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Release date: 7/25/2000
Reviewed on: 8/27/2000 by devient
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Starring: Nicolette, Laura Black, Patricia, Simona Osborn, Yves Baillat, Leslie Taylor, Eve Bianco, Richard Langin, Steve Hard, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Sophie Call, Christoph Clark, Nora Forter
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Jean-Yves Le Castel
Review brief: ASSMAN # 2 DVD Reviewed by : Devient 8/27/00 Well as we know by now is that Anabolic is now leaking their features onto DVD. Assman is a very solid series, and it's like watching the pre- Debauchery days. Same guys, but we are now back into the 1997 days. There is still hot eastern bloc girls being molested by the dirty french guys that some of us come to like. The stress is on anal gaping, so watch out if ya don't like this kinda stuff. Another gonzo raincoater with excellent camera work and crystal clear DVD tranfer. Anabolic did a good job here, and I also that the loud volume problem I had with the first ASSMAN wasn't there this time ( I would have my volume on one and that still louder then I wanted sometimes, and who wants to watch porn muted??). Bottom line from the start this a definte renter if ya dont go buy it. CHAPTER 1: MONIKA: blond Monika got a hard job of showing these french guys how to scretch before a good exercise.
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Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 8/26/2000 by Darkmage
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Starring: John Decker, Anna Malle, Nina Hartley, Hank Armstrong
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Review brief: The Plot: There really isn't a plot, per se, to this disc. Think of it more like a CBT (Computer- Based Training) for anal play. I can see this up on your bookshelf in your office next to the other CBTs. Networking, Systems Design, Anal Sex, Distributed Development. Yep, it just fits right in there, doesn't it? And that, after all, is what we're talking about today. Nina whips out the lecture mode and teaches us everything you ever wanted to know about playing with your ass in four easy chapters. The first chapter is anatomy, and she describes where everything is, how it is shaped, what is sensitive, etc. in exquisite detail. If she wasn't a teacher before the adult business, she should have been. She's an excellent lecturer. She doesn't stumble over her words, she doesn't sound condescending, she enunciates well... I wish she had been teaching some of my classes in college. I would have done much better if I'd been watching her instead of the grad student I got saddled with for differential equations.
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Release date: 10/25/1999
Reviewed on: 8/26/2000 by astroknight
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Starring: Rebecca Bardoux, Tiffany Mynx, Tony Tedeschi, Tina Tyler, Steve Drake, Tiffany Million, Joey Silvera, Rocco Siffredi, John Stagliano, Kiss, Francesca Le, Angel Ash, Chrissy Ann, Sheila Stone, Sierra, Brittany O'Connell
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Running Time: 2:20 Director: John Stagliano Cast: Tiffany Million, Tina Tyler, Kiss, Rebecca Bardoux, Brittany O'Connell, Cody O'Conner, Francesca Le, Angel Ash, Tiffany Mynx, Chrissy Ann, Sheila Stone, Sierra, Joey Silvera, Toni Tedeschi, Steve Drake, Nick East, Kris Newz, Woody Long, Tom Byron, Rick Smears, Brockton O'Toole, and Roscoe Bowltree Video Quality: The picture quality is average and slightly grainy, but the film was made in the early nineties and the grain fits the movie. I should say that I watched this on my old 20" TV (since my big screen broke) which may have had some effect on the picture quality. Audio Quality: Excellent. Music: There is a wide variety of music in Face Dance Part 1 and it all fits the scene it's in. It's rare that I notice music in a positive way, and I noticed it several times here. Initial Expectations: I have never been impressed with Rocco in the past since it seemed like he treated the women like dirt. I have avoided his movies because of this feeling.
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Release date: 5/19/2000
Reviewed on: 8/24/2000 by astroknight
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Starring: Alexandra Silk, Jeanna Fine, Nina Cherry, Dick Nasty, Nici Sterling, Guy DiSilva, Paul Cox, Sweetie Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Mark
Review brief: Running Time: 1:18 Cast: Nici Sterling, Jeanna Fine, Nina Cherry, Alexandra Silk, Sweetie Pie, Dick Nasty, Guy DeSilva, and Paul Cox Extras: Photo Gallery, a lot of previews and sneak peeks, and Web Site Video Quality: Very average. Nothing special, but nothing too disappointing here. Audio Quality: Slightly below average. There are several times when you can hear a lot of background noise. Initial Expectations: I really like Nici Sterling, and Independence Day has a lot of stuff that could be made fun of in a porno, so I had fairly high expectations. Initial Response: Slightly disappointed. The Plot: Aliens come to Earth claiming to want only one thing: Nici Sterling's ass. After she 'takes one for the team', they attack us anyway. We soon find out that they are only interested in two things: blowing everything up and lots of anal sex. A handful of humans try to stop them and rescue heir human prisoners at Area 69. The Sex: The sex is pretty average. Nici Sterling's scene is by far the worst scene in the movie.
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Release date: 5/3/2000
Reviewed on: 8/23/2000 by astroknight
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Starring: Tom Byron, Tom Chapman, Debi Diamond, Joey Silvera, Jon Dough, Deidre Holland, Melanie Moore, Jenna Wells, Shanna Rose
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Review brief: Running Time: 1:15 Director: The case lists Henri Pachard, but the movie lists Jackson St. Louis. Cast: Diedre Holland, Debi Diamond, Melanie Moore, Shaunna, Jenna Wells, Jon Dough, Joey Silvera, and Tom Byron Extras: Photo Gallery, Scene Selection, 800 numbers, and web site. Nothing special except the scene selections, which is the only way to jump ahead in the movie. Yes, another Caballero release with no chapters or time code. Audio Quality: Poor. I had a hard time understanding what little dialogue there was. Some of this was due to the poor balance between the music and talking. You also could hear a lot of background sounds. Video Quality: Average.
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Release date: 4/28/2000
Reviewed on: 8/15/2000 by Diville
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Starring: Asia Carrera, John Decker, Alexandra Silk, Ian Daniels, Stacy Valentine, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chloe, Dee [II] (classic female), Jack Hammer, Mickey G., Devin Wolf, Joel Lawrence, Dale Dabone, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Starring: Stacy Valentine,Asia Carrera, Chloe, Sydnee Steele, Dee, Alexandra Silk, Dale Dabone, Evan Stone, Devin Wolf, Mickey G, Ian Daniels, John Decker, Joel Lawrence, Jack Hammer Directed By: Bud Lee What we have here in this Bud Lee VCA release is a series of cliched porn vignettes executed pretty damned well. A group of easily aroused women meet once a week to swap sexual stories and fantasies, and of course, once each begins her tale, we fade into her stand alone sex scene. And yes, the scenes involve delivery men, pool boys, grocery clerks, and other staples of porn plot professions. Yet, it doesn't matter what the men do for a living, or how they end up between the ladies' thighs, because like any good porn it's about how hot the sex is, and frankly, the sex is pretty hot. Of course, this is DVD porn, so we get a some extra features the VHS renters miss out on. Not the least of which are multiple angles that actually work instead of annoy.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/11/2000 by Principal Skinner
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Starring: Eric Price, Randy West, Paula Price, Racquel Darrian, Jon Dough, Cameo, Bridgette Monroe, Erica Boyer, Tami Monroe, Cheri Taylor, Lauren Hall, Brianna, Julia Parton, Derek Lane
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Andrew Blake
Review brief: NIGHT TRIPS 2 is the sequel to the ground- breaking and break-through work from director Andrew Blake. Starring the incredible Tori Welles, NIGHT TRIPS featured beautiful women in highly-charged performances filmed gorgeously against a backdrop of dreamy, fantasy sequences. Although NIGHT TRIPS 2 was seen as the lesser sequel of the original, this movie remains one of my all time favorite pieces of erotica, due largely to the presence of star Paula Price and the beautiful Lauren Hall. Although this film merely continues the novelty of a very horny woman being studied for her very vivid wet dreams (via a monitor which displays her subconsious fantasies), NIGHT TRIPS 2 features an all-star cast and some of the best sex scenes I have ever witnessed.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/11/2000 by Luftikus
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Starring: Nick East, Ashlyn Gere, P.J. Sparxx, Sunset Thomas, Carolyn Monroe, Nick Rage, Rocco Siffredi, Woody Long, Jon Dough, Tim Lake, Deidre Holland, Don Fernando, Fawn Miller, Brandy Alexandre, Leanna Foxxx, Zack Thomas, Micky Ray, Traci Winn
Studio: VCA
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: 'Chameleons' is one of John Leslie's later creations for VCA.. shot on film with a substantial (if not great) plot and (for the time) good production values. It centers on Rocco Siffredi and Deidre Holland as a couple of shape-changers who can turn into any person they like if they drain their sexual energy; and on Ashlyn Gere as a woman who gets involved with them.. They first meet at an orgy-style party where one can briefly see a young and hot Sunset Thomas riding on hubby Zach. Deidre stands in a corner looking bored while being touched by another woman. Meanwhile Ashlyn goes to the bathroom and is interrupted by Deidre who suddenly turns into Rocco, the 'real' Rocco still having fun at the party. A sex scene follows between the two and there's quite some energy between them, Rocco finally shooting on Ashlyn's chin and breasts. After the orgy, on their way home, Rocco is grumpy since his energy has been partially drained by Deidre during her transformation... Things get worse when Ashlyn turns up again at their home.
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Release date: 5/29/2000
Reviewed on: 8/10/2000 by astroknight
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Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Georgina Spelvin, Eric Edwards, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Tara Aire, Jon Martin, Victoria Slick, Arcadia Lake, R. Bolla, Frank Hollowell, Brooke West, Jacqueline Brooks, Lily Rodgers
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Review brief: Running Time: Approx. 95 min (There are no scene indexes or time codes on the DVD) Cast: Annette Haven, Veronica Hart, Jesie St. James, Georgina Spelvin, Desire Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Tara Aire, Jacqueline Brooks, Frank Hollowell, Richard Bolla, Michael Morrison, Eric Edwards, and Mike Horner (who isn't even listed in the credits) Director: Robert McCulum Extras: Photo gallery and Jump to a Scene (I guess this is actually an extra feature when you don't have chapter markings on a DVD) Audio / Video Quality: The audio and video quality is better than what I would have expected for an adult film this old. The video is average and the audio echoes in spots, but is much better than other adult films of this age, such as the Original Debbie Does Dallas. The Review: Centerspread Girls kind of reminds me of my youth. It revolves around MOM trying to stop porn (or at least not let me have it). In this case, MOM is Morality Over Madness, a moral majority group which has been trying to shut down Panther magazine for years.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/5/2000 by astroknight
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Tom Byron, Peter North, Missy, Stacy Valentine, Mark Davis, Chloe, Brad Armstrong, Mickey, Jenna Jameson
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: Running Time: 1:24 Director: Michael Zen Cast: Jenna Jameson, Asia Carrera, Missy, Stacy Valentine, Chloe, Mickey G, Brad Armstrong, Peter North, Mark Davis, and Tom Byron Extras: Audio Biographies, Previews, Slide Show, Web Links, and Commentary from Director Michael Zen, Writer Raven Touchstone, and Makeup Artist Lee Garland Audio / Video Quality: Excellent. This is one of the best quality adult films I have ever seen. The only problem with the entire DVD is in the commentary. I thought that the commentary was a little too quiet, especially Raven Touchstone. I had a hard time hearing most of the comments she made. The Plot: Jenna Jameson plays Fawn Deering, a college student researching animal mythology and human sexuality. This leads her to Dr. Jade (Asia Carrera) for an interview. While there, she meets Adam (Brad Armstrong) and is drawn to him. Sophie the maid (Missy) warns her to leave Jade Manor and never look back, but Fawn cannot resist Adam's invitation to return that weekend to observe a bacchanal.
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Release date: 5/25/2000
Reviewed on: 8/5/2000 by Snowman872
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Starring: Denee Dreams, Ashley Heart, Cat, Gina Rae, Leah Lauren, Brianna Coates, Stacey Sweet, Kelly Cox
Studio: Avalon
Directed by: Jim Gunn
Review brief: Snowman's Raincoat Reviews - the lowdown on adult dvd & videos - -------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Lesbian Cheerleader Squad #01 (DVD) Starlets: Gina Rae - Brunette with short hair. Sort of butch and talks dirty. Leah Lauren - Blond girl. Denee Dreams - Young girl with Brown/Reddish hair. Brianna Coates - Dirty blond, straight hair. Pear shaped rack. Big rose tattoo on backside. Ashley Heart - Very cute brunette with short hair. Best of the bunch. Fun to watch! Stacey Sweet - Blond with nice rack. Looks good from front, but has huge tattoo on her ass. Kelly Cox - Blond girl. Cat - Blond with wavy hair. Tattoo above waist.
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Release date: 7/6/2000
Reviewed on: 8/1/2000 by oly
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Starring: Vince Vouyer, Cassandra, Shawna, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, April, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Kenya, Mike John, Adriana, Mei Yu
Studio: Diabolic
Review brief: All I have to say is that this movie rocks.... There are eight chapters to this movie. Chapter 1 Mei-yu claims she wont do anal but really what do you think, this is a diabolic film Chapter 2 Adrianna sage and 3 or 4 guys I lost count she blows them then they anal her when they are all done they all give her multiple facial/oral cumshots!!!!! This girl is this DVD... She is an absolute babe. . Chapter 3 Cassandra and a few guys This is the least good looking female on the DVD. She gives head and receives an anal ends in facial. Chapter 4 April She does a great job with Lexington Steele giving a Long (pun intended) blow job then sex with facial Chapter 5 Kenya and Cassandra Boring scene but not bad anals and facials Chapter 6 Shawna sexton she is a babe and does a few guys anally and facially good scene Chapter 7 Adrianna gives another blow job and Mei-yu does a 3 way.
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Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 7/30/2000 by Draken
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Starring: Jill Kelly, Allysin Chaynes, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Shayla LaVeaux, Gina Ryder, Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Anita Cannibal, Bobbi Bliss, Renee LaRue, Felelicia, Brooke Hunter, Veronica Caine, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations Wow, the case says this feature is over three hours. This will be the first porno I've watched that is longer than most main stream motion pictures. There is a bit of a write up about the plot, but it expects one to have watched the first one in the series (which I have not). Also noted are the 11 scenes and the 33 girls staring in this feature. Mention of filling Jill Kelly's three holes is also made. The Main Event As promised on the case, there are eleven sex scenes in this movie. Most are typical male/female parings. There are a couple of group sex scens, including the "all holes filled" scene. This doesn't involve three men, but two men and either a dildo or pussy to occupy the third opening. Not exactly air tight, and a bit disappointing. Many of the scenes are quite long, to the point of being too long. I found myself getting bored with this, often noting it was time they moved on to something new. The plot is supposed to revolve around a car wash, which is going mobile to make money.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/30/2000 by Darkmage
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Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Mila, Rod Fontana, Candy Apples, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Jonathan Morgan, Gina Rome, Randy Storm, Sweety Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Never let it be said that I don't go the whole nine yards to give you, the discerning porn connoissier, the very best in adult DVD reviews. I work hard at giving you the most thorough, accurate and humorous reviews that I can. Sometimes, I have to make sacrifices in order to give you the best review in exchange for the time it takes to read them. In the case of today's DVD, the Texas Dildo Masquerade, I went out and rented the movie that inspired this tale of lost teenagers in a wilderness of terror. Yes, I actually watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in order to catch any reference that the director may throw at you. I suspect that the director is a fan of the original horror movie and he wanted to show, in his own way, that he enjoyed the cult classic and pay homage to the archetype of the slasher films. He failed. The Plot: Okay, check this out. Four impressionable "youths" are driving through the countryside to check on the gravesite of one of their number's grandfather.
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