Mass Appeal (Odyssey) Review

Reviewed by joeblow69  on  5/15/2001

Whoa… what’s this? A Bi-movie with an attractive cast??? Have I just stepped into the Twilight Zone or something? Sure, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen a bi movie, but they can’t have changed this much, can they? Last I remember, bi movies were filled with used-up has-beens who looked like they already had one foot in the grave. But Ken Ryker? And Jon Eric? And the women are sexy too? What has this world come to?

Mass Appeal starts with the star of the show, Ken Ryker, hitchhiking along a deserted road. A stretch limo pulls up, and Jon Eric and Sky offer to give him a “ride”. This is an all oral scene, and it is rather short, but it’s a good indicator of what’s to come. I even caught a few glimpses of Ken sucking Jon’s cock! I didn’t know Ken sucked dick! Sky is sporting a shaved beaver, but it isn’t really the focus of this scene (whew!) The camera seems to center on Ken’s enormous cock. Man, what a beauty!

Sky and Jon take Ken back to their place, a sprawling white mansion, complete with backyard swimming pool. Ken must have really worked up a sweat in the limo, and heads to the shower to freshen up. The butler, T.J. Cummings, has eyes for Ken, and quickly joins him in the shower. T.J gets some nice licks on Ken’s monster, but check out the shots of Ken spreading T.J.’s butt cheeks with the water splashing all over them! MMM, baby! Who could resist stepping into a man- sandwich of Ken and T.J? Sky sure can’t. She convinces the guys to adjourn to her bedroom where she and T.J. take turns sucking off Ken. Ken finally gets to sink his cock into Sky’s twat, which has to stretch considerably to fit the behemoth. Next up, T.J.’s ass gets to feel the joy of being filled to the brim with Ken Ryker.

In the meantime, back at the pool, T.J. Hart slurps on Jon’s wiener while Lauren Montgomery diddles T.J’s coochie. The girls start 69in’, and Jon really rams two of his fingers up T.J.’s pussy. She squeals with delight as Jon replaces his fingers with his nice hard cock. They fuck for a while, then Jon blows a sticky load on T.J and Lauren’s tits. It’s a nice scene, but Lauren doesn’t really do a whole lot in it. They probably should have just left her out so we could focus on Jon and T.J.

It’s Cloe time! I remember Cloe from MTV’s “I’m a Porn Star” documentary. She sure is a feisty little gal! Cloe and T.J. Cummings are making out in a bathtub when Ken’s friend Rick Chase stops by for a visit. Always the showman, Cloe whips out her double-headed dildo and goes to town on T.J. while Rick watches. Later, they all head downstairs where the guys get a chance to play with the two headed dildo. For the big finale, Cloe takes both their cocks in her pussy at once! It’s ALWAYS nice to see a hole get stretched to its limits by two cocks! Cloe sure seems to enjoy it!

So here’s what I’ve been waiting to see: Jon and Ken alone together! Bring it on!!! But, just when they start to get all hot and heavy, T.J Hart stops by and butts in on the action! DOH! Oh well, I suppose both Jon and Ken are tops, so without someone to play bottom, the scene wouldn’t really have gone anywhere. They both get their turn fucking T.J., but the whole time, Ken keeps giving Jon the googly eyes saying “Boy I sure wish T.J. wasn’t here so I could be sinking this big cock into your ass instead!”

Mass Appeal is kind of an enigma to me. The stars are all good looking, and I can recognize the sex is pretty damn hot, but as Austin Powers would say “That’s just not my bag, baby!” I think Dr. Kinsey said that people’s sexuality is like a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being strictly hetrosexual, and 10 being strictly homosexual. If you fall somewhere between 2 and 9, then by all means, pick this one up… I’m sure you’ll enjoy it. But, if you’re a 10 like me, you’ll probably just keep wishing they’d ditch the fish and let all those big, strong men get together and do what comes natural.


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