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Boxcover for Porno Holocaust (Media Blasters)
Porno Holocaust (Media Blasters)

Release date: 1/1/2008
Reviewed on: 3/14/2016 by Flash

Starring: Joe D'Amato, George Eastman, Dirce Funari, Annj Goren, Mark Shannon, Lucia Ramirez
Studio: Media Blasters
Directed by: Joe D'Amato

Review brief: Porno Holocaust is a poorly made adult film that fails at both being an adult film and at being a horror film. Sadly there isn't much to interest anyone here. Media Blasters has done a decent job with the release with a good transfer and a few extras.
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Boxcover for Lost John Holmes Films: Doctor I'm Coming & Balls In Action, The
Lost John Holmes Films: Doctor I'm Coming & Balls In Action, The

Release date: 2/2/2016
Reviewed on: 2/24/2016 by Flash

Starring: John Holmes, Jane Tsentas, Lynn Harris, Walt Davis, Ida Blue, Ben Camp, Sara Hardt, Annette Michael, Elliot March, Ann Perry, Tommy Toole, Heather Starr, Jim [IV] (classic)
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Rod Killy

Review brief: The Lost John Holmes Films contains two early John Holmes features, Balls in Action and Doctor I'm Coming. This release is not very easy to recommend. Neither film is very good on a sexual level, plot level, or technical level. And Hustler removing most of the audio, and possibly portions of the actual film for Doctor I'm Coming, make this release even less desirable.
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Boxcover for Best Of John Holmes 1, The (VCA)
Best Of John Holmes 1, The (VCA)

Release date: 12/27/2007
Reviewed on: 2/14/2016 by Flash

Starring: Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, Seka, Rhonda Jo Petty, Gloria Leonard, Nancy Sutter
Studio: VCA


Review brief: The Best of John Holmes Volume 1 is an obviously quickly put together compilation consisting of some random scenes featuring John Holmes. VCA hasn't put much care into this compilation with uneven video and audio quality throughout the presentation and a very short run time. There is no big incentive to add this release to your collection.
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Boxcover for Captain Lust and the Pirate Women
Captain Lust and the Pirate Women

Release date: 8/14/2006
Reviewed on: 2/10/2016 by Flash

Starring: Sharon Mitchell, Wade Nichols, Jack Teague, Verri Knotty
Studio: Arrow Productions


Review brief: Captain Lust and the Pirate Women is a fun and enjoyable pirate romp to come from the 70s. Nice production values, a funny story, and a lot of sex make this a film worth seeing. Arrow has done a poor job with this release with a subpar transfer and audio.
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Boxcover for Kelly the Coed 19: Sorority Escort
Kelly the Coed 19: Sorority Escort

Release date: 8/31/2004
Reviewed on: 1/15/2016 by Flash

Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Johnny Thrust, Van Damage, Dirty Harry, Nikki Knox, Otto Bauer, Heather Gables, Tyla Wynn, Seth Dickens, Veronica Lynn
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers

Review brief: In Kelly the Coed 19: Sorority Escort, Jim Powers has managed to remove the collegiate theme from the series opting for a more generic story attempt. Technically speaking this is one of the better entries in the series however the plot is never developed and the movie would have been better off without it at all. Heatwave hasn't done the best job with this release with audio issues and the only real extra being a mess.
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Boxcover for Babyface (TVX)
Babyface (TVX)

Release date: 12/27/2006
Reviewed on: 12/21/2015 by Flash

Starring: Paul Thomas, Joey Silvera, John Leslie, Blair Harris, Linda Wong, Turk Lyon, Desiree West, Amber Hunt, Ken Scudder, Kristine Heller, Angela Haze, Sandy Pinney, Otis Sistrunk, Lyn Cuddles Malone, Dan Roberts, Molly Seagrim, Amber Rae, Rudy Graham, Carla Harwood, Lyn Malone, Kathryn Reed, Otis Sistruck
Studio: TVX
Directed by: Alex deRenzy

Review brief: Babyface is one of the best films that Alex de Renzy made with a good plot, some great sex scenes, and the weirdness that de Renzy tends to have in his older films. The TVX Home Video release appears to be uncut but the transfer is poor unfortunately.
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Boxcover for Love You to Death
Love You to Death

Release date: 1/19/2008
Reviewed on: 12/19/2015 by Flash

Starring: Maria Aronoff, Mary Rexroth
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Directed by: Lowell Pickett

Review brief: ...Love You To Death is an interesting adult film. It was made by Lowell Pickett and Leo Productions who tried to create plotted adult films for couples before plotted adult films for couples was chic. An obvious amount of work went into the film but it suffers from multiple problems. Alpha Blue Archives has done a poor job with this release with a substandard transfer and no extras.
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Boxcover for Hard Court Teen Tennis
Hard Court Teen Tennis

Release date: 9/17/2015
Reviewed on: 12/8/2015 by Sean DPS

Starring: Katy, Ana, Chrissy, Antonia, Anabelle, Lady Dee, Joleyn
Studio: My Sexy Kittens


Review brief: It's one of those time when I have a movie filled with unknown ladies, which means it's going to take a lot for them to impress me. And I might have said in my review that there are some sexy ladies in it, but I sad to say that quickly faded away and I spent most of the time just waiting for this one to end. It's not the worst movie I have reviewed, but it's certainly not one that I think you need to check out. And I don't think the tennis aspect was used to it's fullest potential.
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Boxcover for Thundercrack! (Njuta Films)
Thundercrack! (Njuta Films)

Release date: 2/10/2004
Reviewed on: 12/8/2015 by Flash

Starring: John Thomas, Ken Scudder, Marion Eaton, Mark Ellinger, Melinda McDowell, George Kuchar, Mookie Blodgett, Bernie Boyle, Laurie Hendricks, Moira Benson, Virginia Giritlian, Michelle Gross, Rick Johnson, Margo O'Connor, Billy Paradise, Pamela Primate, Maggie Pyle, Roy Ramsing, Gael Sikula
Studio: Njuta Films
Directed by: Curt McDowell

Review brief: Thundercrack! is a one-of-a-kind adult film from director Curt McDowell. It doesn't make for very erotic material but is still a fun viewing experience for the right person. Your standard viewer looking for the standard adult fare will hate this film though. Njuta has done a poor job with this release with a sub-par transfer and a lack of extras.
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Boxcover for Little Darlin's
Little Darlin's

Release date: 9/30/2008
Reviewed on: 11/28/2015 by Flash

Starring: Jerry Butler, R. Bolla, Jake Teague, Kathy Harcourt, Lysa Thatcher, Juliet Jay, Lori Palmer, Crissi Dalton, Bjorn Torvait, Cynthia Davenport, Suzzanna Ash, Mac Josephs, Jacklyn Johnson
Studio: Halo Park
Directed by: Jim Clark

Review brief: Little Darlin's is a fun barely legal title to come from David Buckley. The story is lighthearted and the sex scenes are fun. The film mixes in some nice humor throughout. Halo Park Pictures has made a subpar release of the film unfortunately, which is watchable but disappointing.
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Boxcover for Kelly the Coed 12: Mommy's Little Monster
Kelly the Coed 12: Mommy's Little Monster

Release date: 10/17/2003
Reviewed on: 11/27/2015 by Flash

Starring: Steve Taylor [I], Misty, Mark Cummings, Jay Ashley, Joel Lawrence, Johnny Thrust, Dale Dabone, Noname Jane, Rafe, Aurora Snow, T.J. Cummings, Flick Shagwell, Hannah Harper, Bree Brooks [II] (early 2000s)
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers

Review brief: Kelly the Coed 12: Mommy's Little Monster features a new Kelly and a total abandonment of everything that has been done so far in the Kelly the Coed series along with any rooting in reality, not that this series has ever been good at that. The sex scenes aren't bad, but the plot is an insult to the intelligence. Heatwave has done an acceptable job with the release of the movie.
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Boxcover for Kelly the Coed 10: Greek Fest
Kelly the Coed 10: Greek Fest

Release date: 6/4/2003
Reviewed on: 11/24/2015 by Flash

Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Dave Hardman, Rick Masters, Steve Taylor [I], T.J. Cummings, Kristina Black, Kat Langer, Jason McCain, Herschel Savage, Sabrina Jade, Kiki Daire, Sharon Supernova
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers

Review brief: Kelly the Coed Part 10: Greek Fest is more of the same. Very little creative thought has gone into the title. If this series thrills you, then you will enjoy this as much as those that came before it. If you want any substance with your adult movie, then pass on this one.
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Boxcover for Kelly the Coed 7: Sorority Retreat
Kelly the Coed 7: Sorority Retreat

Release date: 10/31/2002
Reviewed on: 11/20/2015 by Flash

Starring: Allysin Chaynes, J.J. Michaels, Monika, Jay Ashley, Sheila, Aspen Brock, Jerk Douglas, Mark Vega, Trevor Slide, Noah Drake, Benny
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers

Review brief: The Kelly the Coed series from Jim Powers and Heatwave continues to roll on, with each subsequent entry getting worse. The charm of the original has been completely tossed aside, as has actually shooting any footage at a campus at this point. Heatwave has also done a poor job with the release of the title. This is an easy movie to pass on.
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Boxcover for Kelly the Coed 4: Failing Grades
Kelly the Coed 4: Failing Grades

Release date: 8/14/2001
Reviewed on: 11/17/2015 by Flash

Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Dave Hardman, Rod Fontana, Earl Slate, J.J. Michaels, Buck Adams, Regan Starr, Joel Lawrence, Vivi Anne, Nancy Vee, Naughtia Childs, Mark Vega
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers

Review brief: Jim Powers' Kelly the Coed series keeps going despite Powers seemingly being out of ideas for the smattering of plot that he puts in each one. Some of the sex scenes are good, but one is kind of disturbing when you think about it. There is no real reason to pick up this title. Heatwave has given the movie a decent release on DVD.
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Boxcover for Kelly the Coed 5: Home Coming
Kelly the Coed 5: Home Coming

Release date: 2/13/2002
Reviewed on: 11/16/2015 by Flash

Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Alec Metro, Mike Horner, J.J. Michaels, John West, Johnny Thrust, Layla Jade, Chandra Vega, Mark Vega, Briana Banks
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers

Review brief: Kelly the Coed Part 5 is another bad entry in the Kelly the Coed series. Kelly is still a freshman and is going to see her boyfriend of the day's father in this entry that would have been better had it been an all sex sorority themed movie. Heatwave has done a decent job with the presentation for the movie.
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Boxcover for Kelly the Coed 2: Initiation Night
Kelly the Coed 2: Initiation Night

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/13/2015 by Flash

Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Dave Hardman, Candy Apples, Katie Gold, Earl Slate, J.J. Michaels, Sabrina Johnson, McKenna, Kristen, Jay Ashley, Gwen Summers, Herschel Savage
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers

Review brief: The first Kelly the Coed was an unexpected hit and Jim Powers tries to repeat the hit with the second Kelly the Coed outing. Sadly, this one just comes across looking like a cheap adult movie and is easily skippable. The release from Heatwave shows some issues as well.
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Boxcover for Kelly the Coed 3: Campus Life
Kelly the Coed 3: Campus Life

Release date: 11/10/2000
Reviewed on: 11/5/2015 by Flash

Starring: Michael J. Cox, Allysin Chaynes, Dave Hardman, Buck Adams, Peach, Jade Marcela, Vivian Valentine, Allison Kilgore, Devlin Weed, Kid Vegas, Terri Star, Tracy Luv, Lucky, Brunno, Apache, Herschel Savage, Cuba DeMoan
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers

Review brief: Kelly the Coed 3 is the lowest entry so far of the Kelly the Coed adult movie series. The charm that the first movie pulled off has been lost here. The movie is further hampered by newer footage being added to the movie for this release. The DVD itself is lacking with a less than stellar picture and tons of phone sex adverts.
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Boxcover for Squealer
Squealer

Release date: 7/29/2005
Reviewed on: 11/4/2015 by Flash

Starring: Scott Lyons, Kimberly Kane, Jassie, Felix Vicious, Kris Slater, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Smokie Flame, Scott Nails, Alec Knight
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Jack Zipper

Review brief: Squealer is a hard movie to judge. There are some aspects to the movie that JacktheZipper did beautifully and others where he missed the mark. Ultimately whether this movie is right for you will depend entirely on what you are looking for in adult entertainment. Hustler's release for the movie is lacking but not so much as to not be worth picking up if you like the title.
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Boxcover for Exotique Obsession 2
Exotique Obsession 2

Release date: 6/19/2015
Reviewed on: 10/28/2015 by astroknight

Starring: Manuel Ferrara, Jessica Jaymes, Tiffany Tyler, Alan Stafford, Marie McCray, Ash Hollywood
Studio: Spizoo
Directed by: Ralph Long

Review brief: Pass this one by. It has a great cast, but the scenes came across a bit on the boring side and never drew me in. The technical aspects are a bit artistic, but didn't always work and seemed a little cheap and sloppy. Add in absolutely no effort towards the extras and it's all the easier to pass it by.
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Boxcover for Dracula Exotica (TVX)
Dracula Exotica (TVX)

Release date: 9/24/2006
Reviewed on: 10/19/2015 by Flash

Starring: Randy West, Jamie Gillis, Ron Jeremy, Eric Edwards, Samantha Fox, Vanessa Del Rio, Bobby Astyr, Marlene Willoughby, Ron Hudd, Christine DeShaffer, Roger Caine, David Ruby, Denise Sloan, Diana Sloan
Studio: TVX
Directed by: Shaun Costello

Review brief: Dracula Exotica is a fun film from the beginning of the eighties. It combines a fun original story, with nicely done sex scenes, great locations, and some light comedy to create a film that is definitely worth checking out. The release from TVX Home Video is sadly very poor and is not worth picking up.
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Boxcover for Hot Moms (Rookie Nookie Productions)
Hot Moms (Rookie Nookie Productions)

Release date: 5/6/2015
Reviewed on: 9/20/2015 by astroknight

Starring: Natasha, Lucky Starr, Scott Lyons, Kiki Daire, Jay Crew, Dick Chibbles, Coralyn Jewel
Studio: Rookie Nookie Productions
Directed by: Jeff Coldwater

Review brief: This is an easy release to skip, despite having the nearly almost always enjoyable Kiki Daire in it. The movie oozes mediocrity and feels like it doesn't quite know what style it wants or what it wants to do. The technical aspects are okay, but there's absolutely not effort put into the extras. Pass this one by.
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Boxcover for Creampie Teens 3 (Reality Kings)
Creampie Teens 3 (Reality Kings)

Release date: 3/24/2015
Reviewed on: 7/31/2015 by dandaman

Starring: Adrianna, Kitty Cat, Carmen Monet, Tasha Loxx, Aida Sweet, Jenna J. Ross, Foxy Di
Studio: Reality Kings


Review brief: "Creampie Teens 3" from the Reality Kings is a movie that went from bad to worst, since the last of the series, were a couple of the pops were not deposit as they should, on this one they weren't done properly at all, missing the target 5 out of 7 chances, it's not possible they did it without knowing what the title was about, a good movie sex wise and good looking girls are all wasted based on the promise. They could call it "________" and will be a great movie with a score close to 4 stars. But today with the maximum penalty for the recurrence -1, -1 for the size of the company -1 for the recurrence give us a score of 1 1/2, or a rental at best.
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Boxcover for Huge Horny Tits 6
Huge Horny Tits 6

Release date: 2/26/2015
Reviewed on: 4/8/2015 by astroknight

Starring: Jacky Joy, Noelle Easton
Studio: Roman Video
Directed by: Romulus

Review brief: This is a borderline rental at best. Jacky Joy and Noelle Easton each do a great job in their scene, and each have a fantastic set of funbags to focus on. Unfortunately the guy is annoying as heck and the camerawork pretty much sucks. Add in weak technical aspects and no effort towards the extras and this one's all potential without ever coming close to live up to it.
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Boxcover for Countdown To Pain
Countdown To Pain

Release date: 9/11/2014
Reviewed on: 3/22/2015 by Endorphin

Starring: Frank Towers, Savannah Stern
Studio: Roman Video
Directed by: Thound

Review brief: So much of Countdown to Pain feels like producers who have no understanding or appreciation of fetishes thought they could easily produce fetish porn.
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Boxcover for Busty Anal Sluts Hardcut
Busty Anal Sluts Hardcut

Release date: 11/27/2014
Reviewed on: 3/2/2015 by astroknight

Starring: Daphne Rosen, Kali West, John Strange, Tony Rubino, Juan Largo, Stephanie Stalls, Jayden Prescott
Studio: Score


Review brief: This is a pretty pedestrian anal release. Yes the girls all have nice big tits and take it in the ass, but there's never a lot of chemistry or anything else to make it that interesting. The technical aspects and camera work both hover slightly below the average mark, and there's absolutely nothing for extras to help out the overall release. This one's a lower level rental at best, and even then only if you're a fan of the stars.
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