Where The Boys Aren't 9 Review

Reviewed by Rumplestilt Skin  on  9/7/2001

You could dress Jenteal up in workmen’s clothes and boots and she’d still be sexy. Unfortunately, although “Ms Teal” looks absolutely stunning in this skin flick, she cannot save it from the mess it is.

Directed by Brad Armstrong, WTBA9 starts off well with Christy Canyon licking Jenteal’s pussy and ass, but the scene is way too short, and is marred with Armstrong’s fancy for putting inanimate objects in the way of the action. This trend of interrupting the lesbian sex for the sake of “art” has no place in porn - to my mind anyway. We’re then shown another sex-bomb, Chasey Lain, in the role of a tarot card reader, which leads us into the next scene starring Chasey, Janine and Dyanna Lauren.

The direction is appalling although the girls look stunning. Just as the action appears to be hotting up, Armstrong puts the brakes on it again and we’re stuck in a sort of Andrew Blake style mode; attractive girls, nice scenery but you’re not likely to get a boner. Or wet if you’re a chick. Nikki Tyler can’t even save the day in a scene set during the 1950s. Jenteal’s in this, too, but we’re restricted to seeing only brief shots of her gorgeous body, pussy and ass.

My question is WHY? Why are we shown anything but what the viewer wants to see, ie, hard core porn? Brad Armstrong has had a successful career as both a performer and director, but if this web site serves any purpose it is to provide readers with honest reviews. And the truth is, this movie is seriously lacking. Teasing is all right in some respects, but when the whole movie teases, it’s time to switch off and rent or buy another DVD.
Sorry, Brad.

Rumplestilt Skin.