Where The Boys Aren't 9 Review
Vivid
Studio: Vivid
Category: Lesbian
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Christy Canyon, Nikki Tyler, Jenteal, Janine Lindemulder, Chasey Lain, Alexis Christian
Released on: 4/24/2000
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Reviewed by fu_q on 10/24/2015
**Note – This review is based upon a VHS version of the film. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating here, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**
Review:
Chasey Lain is a gypsy fortuneteller whose premonitions and readings always end one way...in some serious girl-on-girl action. Such is the case in "Where the Boys Aren't 9", an overall-good, pussy-powered production from Vivid and Brad Armstrong. This 1997 release offers up some of the finest quim that the industry had to offer at the time--Chasey Lain, Christy Canyon, Janine, Dyanna Lauren, Nikki Tyler, and so on--and they're all smokin' hot. The sex is also strong for the time period, and the result will be a winner for fans of Vivid's better productions of the era and also for fans of lipstick lesbianism at its finest. If gorgeous girls getting it on are your thing, then this one's for you.
In terms of the sex, Scene One starts out in a promising fashion, with the amazing, big-titted legend's, Christy Canyon's, face buried deep between the lovely Jenteal's legs in a fancy, regally-purple-themed room. Christy douses her with hot candle wax from neck to toe, which leaves Jenteal a waxy, white mess in closing out this short but sweet encounter.
In Scene Two, Dyanna Lauren, who is not only beautiful but has a rockin' singing voice (her former band: Thousand Year Itch), is taken away to a dreamland in which she's on top of the world, traveling like a Roman princess in a pink chariot being pulled by none other than fellow Vivid Girls, Janine and Chasey Lain, who come complete with bits, tits, reins, and everything. Of course, the domineering Dyanna isn't content with simply riding around with her steeds, but--instead--she's more interested in actually riding them sexually. There's plenty of tongue action, and Janine ends up with two pony tail plugs implanted in her...one in the pussy and one in the ass. Her a-hole gets a decent working over in this one, and Chasey also takes a plug...but not in the butt...still hot.
Scene Three brings together four bangin', 50's style babes, Nikki Tyler, Christy Canyon, Jenteal, and Penthouse Pet, Alexis Christian, for some fingers-and-tongue group action in a red, convertible classic car outside a deserted, adobe homestead. Alexis also takes one-half of a double-dong up her derriere at the hands of Ms. Canyon, and Nikki and Jenteal go nuts (...or lack thereof...) on one another. Eventually, the other ladies get involved and Alexis ends up with a dildo DP, while Nikki also makes use of a vibrator. The oral and digit work in this one is scorching, as the women sate their desires in all manner of ways. Another good sequence.
In Scene Four, Chasey Lain, Janine, and Nikki Tyler get greasy and dirty...figuratively and literally...in a steamy, tire- and chain-laden factory. These girls are at their absolute peaks, and the tease and eroticism factors alone in this one make it awesome...never mind the light sex that accompanies it.
Scene Five brings together Dyanna Lauren and Alexis Christian for some soft and sensual Sapphic sex upon a foggy, "moonlit" backdrop. Aside from the fingers and tongues, Alexis pushes some pearls up into Dyanna as she eats her and gently pulls them out. The labia lapping in this one is lovely, as are the participants.
In Scene Six, the obligatory (though still sexy) orgy scene involving the entirety of the cast unfolds...this time by a firepit in the woods and coming complete with some of the ladies in full belly-dancing regalia. It's more oral and digital work in this gently-lit lez-fest, and the women are once again in top form. Even with the action being fairly soft, it's difficult not to enjoy the sensuality and beauty of the spectacle.
In all, while it's certainly not the most hardcore release, this fine tale of lesbian tail nonetheless is impressive. This owes primarily to its gorgeous cast and their clear love of their fellow lady (...and lady bits). All-star ensembles such as this one--which was common for the series, at least its earlier days--alone justify taking a look at this production and others like it.
Check out the FSC anti-piracy PSA.
Review:
Chasey Lain is a gypsy fortuneteller whose premonitions and readings always end one way...in some serious girl-on-girl action. Such is the case in "Where the Boys Aren't 9", an overall-good, pussy-powered production from Vivid and Brad Armstrong. This 1997 release offers up some of the finest quim that the industry had to offer at the time--Chasey Lain, Christy Canyon, Janine, Dyanna Lauren, Nikki Tyler, and so on--and they're all smokin' hot. The sex is also strong for the time period, and the result will be a winner for fans of Vivid's better productions of the era and also for fans of lipstick lesbianism at its finest. If gorgeous girls getting it on are your thing, then this one's for you.
In terms of the sex, Scene One starts out in a promising fashion, with the amazing, big-titted legend's, Christy Canyon's, face buried deep between the lovely Jenteal's legs in a fancy, regally-purple-themed room. Christy douses her with hot candle wax from neck to toe, which leaves Jenteal a waxy, white mess in closing out this short but sweet encounter.
In Scene Two, Dyanna Lauren, who is not only beautiful but has a rockin' singing voice (her former band: Thousand Year Itch), is taken away to a dreamland in which she's on top of the world, traveling like a Roman princess in a pink chariot being pulled by none other than fellow Vivid Girls, Janine and Chasey Lain, who come complete with bits, tits, reins, and everything. Of course, the domineering Dyanna isn't content with simply riding around with her steeds, but--instead--she's more interested in actually riding them sexually. There's plenty of tongue action, and Janine ends up with two pony tail plugs implanted in her...one in the pussy and one in the ass. Her a-hole gets a decent working over in this one, and Chasey also takes a plug...but not in the butt...still hot.
Scene Three brings together four bangin', 50's style babes, Nikki Tyler, Christy Canyon, Jenteal, and Penthouse Pet, Alexis Christian, for some fingers-and-tongue group action in a red, convertible classic car outside a deserted, adobe homestead. Alexis also takes one-half of a double-dong up her derriere at the hands of Ms. Canyon, and Nikki and Jenteal go nuts (...or lack thereof...) on one another. Eventually, the other ladies get involved and Alexis ends up with a dildo DP, while Nikki also makes use of a vibrator. The oral and digit work in this one is scorching, as the women sate their desires in all manner of ways. Another good sequence.
In Scene Four, Chasey Lain, Janine, and Nikki Tyler get greasy and dirty...figuratively and literally...in a steamy, tire- and chain-laden factory. These girls are at their absolute peaks, and the tease and eroticism factors alone in this one make it awesome...never mind the light sex that accompanies it.
Scene Five brings together Dyanna Lauren and Alexis Christian for some soft and sensual Sapphic sex upon a foggy, "moonlit" backdrop. Aside from the fingers and tongues, Alexis pushes some pearls up into Dyanna as she eats her and gently pulls them out. The labia lapping in this one is lovely, as are the participants.
In Scene Six, the obligatory (though still sexy) orgy scene involving the entirety of the cast unfolds...this time by a firepit in the woods and coming complete with some of the ladies in full belly-dancing regalia. It's more oral and digital work in this gently-lit lez-fest, and the women are once again in top form. Even with the action being fairly soft, it's difficult not to enjoy the sensuality and beauty of the spectacle.
In all, while it's certainly not the most hardcore release, this fine tale of lesbian tail nonetheless is impressive. This owes primarily to its gorgeous cast and their clear love of their fellow lady (...and lady bits). All-star ensembles such as this one--which was common for the series, at least its earlier days--alone justify taking a look at this production and others like it.
Check out the FSC anti-piracy PSA.
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