Seymore Butts' Gluteus to the Maximus Review

Reviewed by Endorphin  on  10/21/2001

Starring: Taylor Hayes, Melanie Stone, Shanna McCullough, Alyssa Love, Jordan McKnight, Holli Woods, Shay Sweet, Katie Gold, Alex Dane, Peter North, Tom Byron, Ron Jeremy, Sean Michaels

Pros: Melanie Stone’s ass!!!, Taylor Hayes, Alyssa Love’s look, nice skip to scene feature

Cons: ass to mouth, Alyssa is always given head after it was in somebody’s ass, licking guys’ assholes, one scene did not finish, Ron Jeremy, poor audio/video, no good chick ID

Notable feature: Seymore Butts commentary. Though, I really didn't care enough for the DVD to rewatch it with commentary.

Overall:
There is plenty of enthusiasm and plenty of sex. Unfortunately that included sex and enthusiasm that I did not want to see. First, I can’t stand seeing ass to mouth blowjobs. Alyssa makes sure she sucks every cock after it has been in every ass. Second, I don’t like to see some guy’s asshole get licked. I don’t have much of a desire to experience a tongue between my own ass cheeks and I CERTAINLY don’t want to watch it done to some other guy. In fact, the less I see of a guy’s ass cheek, the better.

For those unfamiliar with Seymore Butts’ movies, they are shot very much like a home movie (kinda like your home movies, just with a whole bunch of naked chicks eager to please). That means the audio/video is pretty crappy, but to be expected.

Match ups:

Jordan/Sean
Jordan is a dark skinned black chick. She was quite attractive.

Alyssa/Katie/Shay/Holli/Peter
A true cluster fuck. Lots of licking, sucking, fucking, playing with toys, Sybian riding, and anal pounding. I really liked Alyssa’s look, except for when she was sucking a dick that just came out of somebody’s ass.

Alyssa/Shanna/Alex/Tom/Ron
It’s Tom’s birthday. The girls start off by rubbing cake on cocks and licking it off. The sight of Ron blinds me.

Melanie/Taylor/Tom
Taylor comes to visit. It is soon shown that she has been wearing a scorpion toy with the tail nestled in her ass. Melanie enters with her husband, Hunter. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again…Melanie has one of the greatest asses in porn. Tom intrudes, but gets to have sex with Taylor and Melanie. Taylor always wants to be involved, unfortunately she sometimes involves herself by licking Tom’s ass. Then………’to be continued’. WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! To be continued is something you definitely don’t want to see in porn.

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Bottom line: Left a bad taste in my mouth. Though probably not as bad as the taste in the girls’ mouths.