Heiress (Vivid Wave) Review

Reviewed by dumblonde  on  10/9/2001

Title: The Heiress Studio: Vivid Wave
Running length: 90 minutes too long D.O.P. 11/20/00 is only date given Writer/Director: Paul Thomas
Female cast:Samantha Strong, Stephanie Rage, Sioban Hunter, Ona Zee
Male cast: Jeff Stryker, Nick Ferrar, Lou Paul, Damien Cashmere (Randy West)?
Audio/Video: Bad. Only because of what you CAN see and hear. Perhaps duct tape over the camera lens would have been an improvement. You can always use your MUTE button to help things along as well. OK, speaking strictly about the A/V only, it still wasn't good, especially during the sex scenes. At times too shadowy, and only a couple of different angles used detracted from any enjoyment. Or, maybe not.
Extras: some good previews, with Raquel Darrien and Alexandra Silk. Some trailers were also on the flip side.
General comments: Let's just say that Randy West was the least offensive thing in this whole production. That should be enough to lose a few readers right there, and I understand. For those still with me, this was kinda weird on many levels. It had an odd mix of people for one thing. The fact that even Randy West goes by a pseudonym here should tell you how bad it is.That was only the beginning, however.
When the credits started, showing Jeff Stryker (um, excuse me, isn't he gay?) puttin' past the strip malls of west LA County on a Harley, I knew this was going to be, well, different anyway. As the credits continued to roll, my apprehension grew (see screenshots).
Stryker plays 'Rebel'. The name alone seems ridiculous, or like something out of a James Dean or Marlon Brando movie. The movie is old, but not THAT old. Jeff Stryker in a black leather jacket is Paul Thomas's idea of a badass biker however, and Jeff does some narration about what a good life he has, how cool he is, hanging out with his buds in a bar, with enough dough in his pocket for a beer and some chrome polish. Oh, he occasionally has to kick some guy's ass for trying to move in on his girl, that all goes with the biker territory. Then, he has to kick HER ass, too. Yeah, he knows other guy's are jealous of him, who wouldn't be?
Sioban Hunter plays his girlfriend, and she is notable for being a terrible actress, even for porn, and even in the sex scene. The real bikers in this flick were better actors than anyone else here, although not quite as pretty, admittedly.
Casting a gay guy, giving him a name like Rebel, then casting REAL butt-ugly bikers that supposedly look up to Rebel, strains credibility. Paul Thomas, doesn't he have alzheimers?
The plot has Rebel coming to the rescue of a hot looking rich girl, who is bored with her fiance, and takes a liking to the bad boy biker. She agrees to go out to dinner with him, so they enjoy a romantic meal of McNuggets, then she wants him to take her to his hangout. Once there, one of the regulars assaults her, while Stryker just watches. It's not until someone else hits the assailant over the head with a beer bottle that Jeff steps in and kicks the already loopy guy's ass. Oh brother.
At the ending of the movie, he fucks her, (supposedly), but then they have some kind of falling out, I'm not sure about what. Maybe because he was such a bum fuck, but at any rate, the ending shows him back on his bike, saying "Fuck her and the horse she rode in on. I'm cool, I'm good looking, who needs her?"
Who needs this movie? That's what I wanna know.
Condoms: I wish!
The Sex:
Oh boy...where do I begin? Let me just say that:
If the thought of having public sex in a biker bar appeals to you, find your nearest Fatboy Tavern-On-The-Skids and do it, you'd still be better off than sitting through this movie.
Casting gay guys in straight porn is not a good idea and fools no one.
Sex scene 1: Stephanie Rage and some guy He won her in an arm wrestling contest, and they have public sex right in the bar. I'm not sure who this is, either Lou Paul or Nick Ferrar, and frankly, I don't care. He did have a huge dong, I know that. The blonde sucks on it awhile, then gets on for some 69, while people stand around watching. That's how I knew these were real bikers, and not porn actors. They weren't masturbating (thank god), and actually offered some worthwhile suggestions.

Sex scene 2: Sioban Hunter and some guy Again, I'm not sure who this is, either Lou Paul or Nick Ferrar. Yes, he too had a big dong. The chick here is annoyingly loud and so obviously faking it, a couple of times you catch her looking at the camera. He's Rebel's buddy, who is taking care of his girlfriend temporarily, because she was starting to object to his dating.
Sex scene 3: Samantha Strong and Randy West I never thought I'd say this, but this was the best scene of all of them, and yes, Randy was in it. Samantha Strong is good, from her energy and facial expressions it seems she is really enjoying it. In character, she wants Randy to say 'fuck', and pound her like a dog. It seems she wants it down and dirty, or Rebel style, whatever she imagines that to be. He does his best to keep up, with declarations of love and telling her how beautiful she is and how much she turns him on. But this seems to piss her off, and she tells him just to shut up. Yeah, I always hate it when a guy does that, what a mood- killer. Although she seemed to enjoy herself, afterwards she tells him she hated it.
You just wait, girl, your boyfriend there is gonna seem like Brad Fuckin Pitt.
Sex scene 4: Ona Zee and Jeff Stryker Ona plays Samantha's horny stepmother who comes on to Rebel when he stops by, and ends up with his jiz on her tits. Stryker is very young here, so perhaps that accounts for his awkwardness. Then again, it could be because he's gay, but whatever it is, it proves that it takes more than a pretty face and a huge schlong to generate real heat.
Sex scene 5: Stephanie Rage, Sioban Hunter and some guy Largely forgettable 3-way
Sex scene 6: Samantha Strong and Jeff Stryker The coupling we've all been waiting for, or at least Samantha has, at last. This would have worked better if, oh I don't know, maybe they had cast a heterosexual in his role, but that's just a guess. There's a lot of bumping, humping and rutting, hump-backed aardvarking, but much of it is looped, and the only penetration shot is suspect. Maybe he has a better technique with men, I would certainly hope so, because again, he looks awkward, seems to be a terrible kisser, and just a bum fuck in general.
Kinda like this movie.
SCREENSHOTS of Heiress
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