3200 Pounds of Cock Suckers Review

Reviewed by -lunacy-  on  10/17/2001

DVD: 3200 Pounds of Cock Suckers
Studio: Explosive
Cost: $5-$20
Worth: $5.00
Overall Stars: 2
Audio: -2
Video: 3
Acting: 2
Heat: 1

Special Features: What special features?
There are 2 options on the main menu;
Play or Scene Selection

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Overall impressions:

There was a real lack of creativity to the scenes, a complete lack of concern for production value, and little to no passion or heat to the acting. On the other hand, for a $5 fetish video what can one expect? I suppose if big womyn are your thing and you enjoy watching blow jobs than this would be an O.K purchase.

I will watch this with an open mind and objectivity....this has been my mantra since this arrived in the mail.

Rather than going scene by scene as is sometimes easier for me, this time let me give you the why’s on my ratings so if you’re considering purchasing this DVD you know better what to expect.

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I gave the audio a negative 1, I was being kind-

Throughout the entire DVD you hear people holding conversations in the background, planes going overhead which is deafening, a man answering a cell fon, and there seems to be an audio loop because you hear “my man, how’s in coming?” about a hundred times. (O.K realistically, more like 5, but my point is, it’s annoying)

Fortunately, there is not much talking in this DVD but when the actors do speak it sounds as though the mic is in their mouth, it’s a rumbling, grating sound that makes ya cringe.

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Video quality I gave a 3, it’s marginal-

No stunning techniques here, there seemed to be a pattern to the shots. Womyn on her knees in a bathing suit, sucking cock, break out the huge sagging tits, tit fuck, O.K now cum on her face and SMILE big for the camera.

It was all shot outside in daylight so lighting was not a problem. It just looked like someone took their home video camera and started shooting. Not bad, just not impressive either.

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Acting, if that’s what you wanna call it, got a 2-

From the womyn there was a complete look of boredom, lack of passion bordering on a lack of interest in what they were doing. A good example of this was in scene 1, the womyn does not suck cock as much as just leave her mouth open and slurp occasionally.

In the majority of the scenes all you see of the men is their cocks and maybe an occasional pair of legs (of course wearing shoes and socks when otherwise naked cause that’s classy ya know) so I can’t really speak to their acting ability.

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Heat-What’s that?

Scene 4 is the only scene on the entire DVD with any heat. It’s about a 3 on a 5 star scale, nothing stellar and it goes by way too fast.

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Lunacy’s Footnotes-

Beware in the first scene, the when the guy cums in her mouth she sounds like she’s gonna throw up, being that the mic is so hot, it’s that much more disgusting.

It is my suggestion that if you are going to wear a wig, please have someone else help you put it on. Clipping it on with barrette’s with your natural hair poking out...it just screams tacky.

It is bad business to list special features on the DVD case when there are in actuality none on the DVD. You could at least add some preview pictures to the scene selection.

And last but not least, what was scene 6? Filler? That womyn was not obese in the least, she was a little overweight but she was not at all in the same category as the other womyn on this DVD.

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Final Thoughts-

So again overall, ehh. Not awful, not great, I’ve unfortunately seen worse. If you like fat womyn and you’ve got 5 bucks to blow, it might be fun just for the sake of being different just keep your expectations low.