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Boxcover for Built For Sex: Lesbian
Built For Sex: Lesbian

Release date: 12/14/2011
Reviewed on: 2/29/2012 by astroknight

Starring: Summer, Tatiana, Amber, Sol, Roxie
Studio: Juicy Entertainment


Review brief: This is a release that shows flashes of potential, but is never able to bring it together. With a mix of solo and girl on girl scenes using bodybuilding women, there's a different feel here, and due to Summer's enthusiasm some of it works. The technical aspects show some decent care, but sadly there's no effort put into the extras. You can pass this one by without worrying.
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Boxcover for It's a Girl Thing (Tom Byron Pictures)
It's a Girl Thing (Tom Byron Pictures)

Release date: 12/8/2011
Reviewed on: 2/15/2012 by astroknight

Starring: Lizzy Borden, Georgia Jones, Kiara Diane, Gracie Glam, Shyla Jennings, Chanel Preston, Brooklyn Lee, Nora Skyy, Gia Steel
Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Directed by: Lizzy Borden

Review brief: Four inconsistent scenes in a movie that barely lasts an hour and a quarter with no unique extras. Do you really need any more reasons to skip this one?
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Boxcover for Real Housewives of South Beach XXX
Real Housewives of South Beach XXX

Release date: 1/11/2012
Reviewed on: 2/8/2012 by astroknight

Starring: Jack Fantasy, Joslyn James, Levi Cash, Loni Evans, Jewel Jensen, Valerie Fox, Emanuelle London, Bebe Mendez
Studio: Pleasure Dynasty
Directed by: Dana Dane

Review brief: Pass this one by. The style of the movie does a nice job emulating the Bravo series on which it's based, but the female cast seems skanky and the sex never held my interest. The technical aspects show some pretty good care and there is a bit of effort put into the extras with a short behind the scenes featurette, but even that isn't too engaging. There's better ways to spend an hour and a half than this.
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Boxcover for Mama Likes it Big 2 (Black Market)
Mama Likes it Big 2 (Black Market)

Release date: 10/31/2011
Reviewed on: 2/4/2012 by astroknight

Starring: Mark Anthony, Angelica Sin, Prince Yahshua, Nyomi Banxxx, Ashley Winters, Shorty Mac, Ethan Hunt, Syren De Mer, Jon Q., Halena Hughes
Studio: Black Market


Review brief: This is an average at best collection of MILF scenes that appears to have been laying on the shelf for fairly good reason the last few years. The action is average at best, the technical aspects range from decent to poor, and there's no effort put into the extras. This one feels like it's slapped out to make a quick buck and can easily be skipped.
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Boxcover for Busty Solos (Twistys)
Busty Solos (Twistys)

Release date: 7/27/2010
Reviewed on: 1/14/2012 by astroknight

Starring: Gabrielle, Peach, Jelena Jensen, Chiquita, Lela Star, Cody Love, Krissy Lynn, Taylor Vixen, Mandy Dee, Nicole Graves, Lucy Alexandra
Studio: Twistys
Directed by: Kory Fame

Review brief: This is a solo release that needs to figure out what its focus is. The cast is easy on the eyes, but never seems to know if it should be focusing on tease or masturbation. The technical aspects are okay and the short behind the scenes featurette helps out the extras nicely. This release shows potential for the future, but on its own is plenty weak.
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Boxcover for Greatest Female Orgasms Ever, The
Greatest Female Orgasms Ever, The

Release date: 7/27/2005
Reviewed on: 1/9/2012 by GS500

Starring: Kelsey Heart, Chandler, Nina, Jenna Jameson, Jewel De'Nyle, Isabella, Dayton Rains, Keri Windsor, Dynamite, Samantha Fox, Gina Lynn, Loni, Amanda Rain, Domino, Justine Romee, Haven, Nomi, Gauge, Skylar Knight, Syren Smiles, Luna, Ashley Sage, Zana, Haley Daniels, Jacynda, Sunrise Adams, Hannah Harper, Angela Crystal, Aria, Brooke Ballentyne
Studio: Digital Sin


Review brief: A compilation of grainy Sybian sex. There are a few hot scenes sprinkled in, but the hunt is not worth it.
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Boxcover for Take My Ass (Tom Byron Pictures)
Take My Ass (Tom Byron Pictures)

Release date: 11/10/2011
Reviewed on: 12/14/2011 by astroknight

Starring: Eric, Vanessa, Tom, Danielle [I] (ambiguous), Natalli, Dennis, Brenda, Julie Silver, Kas
Studio: Tom Byron Pictures


Review brief: This appears to be a collection of anal scenes bought to throw out under the Tom Byron Pictures label to make a quick buck. There's never much for chemistry and the action is all easily forgotten. There's no effort put into the extras and the technical aspects are weak. Skip this one without worrying about it.
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Boxcover for Voluptuous Naturals (Alpha Blue Archives)
Voluptuous Naturals (Alpha Blue Archives)

Release date: 9/1/2010
Reviewed on: 11/18/2011 by jayo

Starring: Leslie Winston, Big Bertha, Roxanne Brewer, Lillian Parker
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives


Review brief: A collection of old stag reels from the late 60s and 70s featuring busty models in posing and simulated masturbation. Video quality varies from mediocre to nearly unwatchable. The sound is entirely a music track of obscure 60s psychadelic rock. None of the models are credited so who knows who's in it. Worthwhile only if you have a fetish for this kind of video.
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Boxcover for Raw Sex (Vivid / Sun Lust)
Raw Sex (Vivid / Sun Lust)

Release date: 8/29/2011
Reviewed on: 10/29/2011 by astroknight

Starring: Ron Jeremy, Tommy Gunn, Angelina Valentine, Jessica Bangkok, Elli Foxx, Louisa Lanewood, Desi Foxx, Capri Cavanni, Alyssa Reece, Tera Knightly, Isis Monroe
Studio: Sunlust Pictures
Directed by: Sunny Leone

Review brief: Pass this one by. Although the opening and closing scenes with Ron Jeremy taking on real life mother and daughter Desi and Elli Foxx are amusing, the rest of the movie can easily be skipped. There's a constant feeling that nobody behind the camera really knows what they're doing, the technical aspects are weak, and the extras are pretty much nonexistent. This one's a dud.
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Boxcover for So You Want To Be A Porn Star? (Swank)
So You Want To Be A Porn Star? (Swank)

Release date: 9/21/2009
Reviewed on: 9/3/2011 by Rosco Fuji

Starring: Charlie, Frank, Maya, Cloe, Giana, Joe Monti, Laura Lion, Lis, Tomas, Cherry Jul, Tony Brooklyn
Studio: Swank Digital


Review brief: So You Wanna Be a Porn Star from Swank Digital is one release not to bother with.
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Boxcover for Dirty Little Secrets 4 (Juicy Entertainment)
Dirty Little Secrets 4 (Juicy Entertainment)

Release date: 3/10/2011
Reviewed on: 8/28/2011 by Roger Herraw

Starring: Simone, Teresa, Jana, Marie, Senna Lovely
Studio: Juicy Entertainment


Review brief: This dvd seems to be a compilation of ancient scenes.
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Boxcover for Stalker (Tom Byron Pictures)
Stalker (Tom Byron Pictures)

Release date: 7/20/2011
Reviewed on: 8/22/2011 by Captain Jack

Starring: Allie Haze, Jessie Andrews, Dani Daniels
Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Directed by: Ivan

Review brief: As the opening titles say, “Join our camera in a revealing uncensored look. Shaving, showering, touching…” Ivan gets to follow 3 women around in their daily lives without fear of being arrested. LOL. 3 young babes, Dani Daniels, Jessie Andrews and Allie Haze get the stalker treatment in this one. There is no music, just the girls indulging in their daily passions.
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Boxcover for Diabolic Big Ass Amateurs
Diabolic Big Ass Amateurs

Release date: 5/25/2010
Reviewed on: 8/9/2011 by astroknight

Starring: Laurie, Natalie, Andy, Brandy, Sonny Hicks, Jamie Lane, Chelsea Mourning, Rollin J., David Hunter, Lizz Tayler
Studio: Diabolic
Directed by: Sid Knox

Review brief: Unless you're a fan of Lizz Tayler, you can probably pass this one by. She's the only reason this release manages to get up to being an average release sexually, and the only scene that makes it past the average level. The technical aspects don't quite make it to average due to a bit of pixelation and plenty of background noise, and there's no effort put into the extras. This one's a rental at best.
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Boxcover for Lesbian Office Seductions 5 (Sweetheart Video)
Lesbian Office Seductions 5 (Sweetheart Video)

Release date: 6/22/2011
Reviewed on: 8/6/2011 by Simon Groom

Starring: Jelena Jensen, Magdalene St. Michaels, Jennifer White, Tanya Tate, Allie Haze, Aiden Ashley, Jessie Andrews
Studio: Sweetheart Video
Directed by: Nica Noelle

Review brief: Four scenes of lesbian sex, shot in office and bedroom environments. Very little genuine passion. Mostly a choreographed yawn.
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Boxcover for Belladonna's Party of Feet 3
Belladonna's Party of Feet 3

Release date: 6/27/2011
Reviewed on: 7/21/2011 by Xioniet

Starring: Kimberly Kane, Sinn Sage, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, AnnMarie Rios, Dani Jensen, Vicki Chase, Lily LaBeau, Tori Lux, Jessie Andrews, Jamey Janes
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Belladonna

Review brief: A dream-like lezza movie with little bite!
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Boxcover for Cuckold Sessions 7
Cuckold Sessions 7

Release date: 4/28/2011
Reviewed on: 7/20/2011 by T0MBOne

Starring: India Summer, Kelly Wells, Tricia Oaks, Andi Anderson, Scarlett Pain, Chantell Merino
Studio: Blacks On Blondes


Review brief: CUCKOLD SESSIONS #7 (2011, Blacks On Blondes) is a nearly 4 hour DVD of sessions where the cuckold stands in a corner while black dudes fuck his girl. No director credited.
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Boxcover for Grand Theft Auto: XXX Parody
Grand Theft Auto: XXX Parody

Release date: 2/28/2011
Reviewed on: 7/16/2011 by T0MBOne

Starring: John Strong, Monique Alexander, Chris Johnson, Anthony Rosano, Dieter Von Stein, Carolyn Reese, Sadie West, Kagney Linn Karter, Bill Bailey, Breanne Benson
Studio: Daring
Directed by: Dawn

Review brief: Daring Media Group takes a break from their typical Art-core productions and brings "a legendary game to life" with GRAND THEFT AUTO XXX PARODY (2010, Daring-Netherlands) that's directed by Dawn and starring John Strong.
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Boxcover for Absolute Amateurs 4 (Vouyer Media)
Absolute Amateurs 4 (Vouyer Media)

Release date: 9/15/2010
Reviewed on: 6/16/2011 by Pal Joey

Starring: Brooke Lynn, Christina Skye, Cheyenne Jewel, Mackenzie Star, Bonnie Skye, Addison O'Riley
Studio: Vouyer Media


Review brief: No new discoveries here. Absolute Amateurs fails to excite.
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Boxcover for Big Tit Soccer Mom Orgy
Big Tit Soccer Mom Orgy

Release date: 4/12/2011
Reviewed on: 6/9/2011 by astroknight

Starring: John Strong, Raylene, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Sienna West, Sophia Lomeli, Eva Karera, Bill Bailey, Xander Corvus, Allison Moore, Helly Mae Hellfire, Tacori Blu
Studio: Diabolic
Directed by: Mike Quasar

Review brief: This one's pretty easy to pass by. The movie's only an hour and a half, which isn't unusual with orgy releases, but the sex acts and camera work are much more limited than I normally expect. Add in average technical aspects and no effort towards the extras and this one's pretty easy to skip.
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Boxcover for This Ain't Ghost Hunters XXX
This Ain't Ghost Hunters XXX

Release date: 11/24/2009
Reviewed on: 6/8/2011 by astroknight

Starring: Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Kris Slater, Anthony Rosano, Sindee Jennings, Kiara Diane, Krissy Lynn, Victoria White, Aleksa Nicole
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Slayne Wayne

Review brief: This is one of those releases that shows why so many people are tired or porn parodies. The setups are hokey, but not in the fun way, and the sex is average at best. Throw in annoying background music and noises along with shaky camera work and you have a movie that doesn't come close to the average mark. There is a little effort towards the extras, but not enough to save this dud.
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Boxcover for In the VIP 3
In the VIP 3

Release date: 11/29/2010
Reviewed on: 5/30/2011 by Big Raider Fan

Starring: Voodoo, Tiffany Rose, Johnny Sins, Jordan Ash, J-Mac, Brynn Tyler, Amy Brooke, Dylan Riley, Vivie Delmonico
Studio: Reality Kings


Review brief: In the VIP 3 is from Jules Jordan Video. Its presented in full screen and billed as group sex party footage from the hottest clubs. It runs 1 hour and 24 minutes and features Dylan Riley, Tiffany Rose, Angelica Saige, Amy Brooke, and Brynn Tyler. If you dont know who they are, you wont know whos in each scene, as the DVD never says who appears in which segment. Special features include a cumshot recap, photo gallery, trailers, and website info. My biggest complaint with this one wasnt the somewhat lackluster sex, but the overpowering club music. It was clear that the women were making sounds, but the actual audio track seemed to have been replaced with the club music, which wasnt enjoyable. Id much rather listen to a blondes gasps of pleasure or a brunette gagging on cock than a techno beat any day.
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Boxcover for Fuck Myself
Fuck Myself

Release date: 7/28/2010
Reviewed on: 5/22/2011 by jayo

Starring: Alexis Amore, Karlie Montana, Jayden Jaymes, Sarah Vandella, Nikki Rhodes, AnnMarie Rios, Capri Cavanni, Lindy Lane, Sea J. Raw
Studio: Low Art Films
Directed by: Oren Cohen

Review brief: It's a big bag of Whatever. A high concept, very pretty to look at but unerotic 2-hour on 2 DVDs female solo-masturbation video that seems more about the video production than what's actually going on. If you like strange performance art style erotica rather than something more recognizable and realistic, this may be for you. I found it unerotic and remote.
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Boxcover for Phat Round Spanish Butts
Phat Round Spanish Butts

Release date: 3/29/2011
Reviewed on: 5/8/2011 by T0MBOne

Starring: Brian Pumper, Olivia O'Lovely, Luscious Lopez, Laurie Vargas, Leona Dulce, Alexis Breeze
Studio: Freaky Empire
Directed by: Brian Pumper

Review brief: Brian Pumper's PHAT ROUND SPANISH BUTTS (2011, Freaky Empire) is a compilation disguised as a new release. Here is a review.
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Boxcover for Hardcore Gamblers
Hardcore Gamblers

Release date: 12/1/2010
Reviewed on: 5/4/2011 by T0MBOne

Starring: Alexis Amore, Zoe Britton, Jayden Jaymes, Claudia Valentine, AnnMarie Rios, Bridgette B
Studio: Low Art Films
Directed by: Oren Cohen

Review brief: HARDCORE GAMBLERS (2010, Low Art) is a shot-on-film DVD directed by Oren Cohen. Not much gambling here but a few hardcore sex scenes are okay. Here is a review.
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Boxcover for Twistys Twisted Fantasies
Twistys Twisted Fantasies

Release date: 2/1/2011
Reviewed on: 4/22/2011 by T0MBOne

Starring: Tommy Gunn, Thomas Stone, Tanya James, Kris Slater, Angel Dark, Leny Evil, Helena Sweet, Donna Bell, Britney Amber
Studio: Twistys
Directed by: Bobby Manila

Review brief: A fella named Bobby Manilla directs TWISTYS TWISTED FANTASIES (2011, Twistys) that includes 5 scenes with one "starring" cover girl Tanya James. Here is a review.
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