fu_q's Movie Reviews (1220 - page 23)
Release date: 10/7/2004
Reviewed on: 7/2/2016
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Starring: Henri Pachard, Jamie Gillis, Ron Jeremy, Jack Wrangler, Samantha Fox, Veronica Hart, Merle Michaels, Bobby Astyr, Jerry Butler, Kelly Nichols, Michael Knight [I] (classic), Gloria Leonard, Josh Andrews, Cami Graham, George Payne, Peter Andrews, Dory Devon, Ron Hudd, Marco Nero, Roy Stuart, John Christopher, Frederick Foster, Adam DeHaven, Kurt Mann, Patricia Dale, Margaret Smith, Frank Adams, Adam De Haven, Earl Arno, Phil Smith, Rex Capizo, Margo DuMont, Bill Krandell, Jack Mead, Steve Nimrod, Harley Quinn, Jese Paul de Valois, Manena Brown, Robert Lipton, F. McKrell, Michael Parr, Frederick Rein, Gunter Stern, Max Torge, Ashley Moore [II] (male)
Directed by: Chuck Vincent
Review brief: It's a hefty dose of reality--and reality ain't always fair--for a trio of young women trying to chase down their dreams and make their way through the dirt and grime that is the Big Apple of the early 1980's. Indeed, "Roommates" from Chuck Vincent and Video-X-Pix, an exceptional, 1981 release, brings together a former prostitute trying to escape her past (Samantha Fox), a drug-addicted model who seems to find trouble everywhere she turns (Kelly Nichols), and an aspiring actress from out of town (Veronica Hart) as newly-minted roomies in the rough life of NYC. Quickly bonding, the women go through all manner of life's trials and tribulations together, often finding solace and comfort solely in one another's arms.
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Release date: 7/18/2015
Reviewed on: 7/1/2016
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Mike Horner, Billy Dee, Jon Martin, Nikki Knights, Megan Leigh, Alicia Monet, Gail Sterling, Long Chaney
Directed by: Max Schenk
Review brief: It's a blitzkrieg-balling good time when Adolf Hitler (played by Jon Martin) and his carnal cohort of heil-happy, horny Heinies find their way to a high-end bordello for some fun in the sack. Such is the case in "Hitler Sucks", a very good, 1988 release from GVC and Max Schenk.
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Release date: 11/28/2005
Reviewed on: 7/1/2016
Studio: VCX
Starring: Mike Horner, Jesie St. James, Blair Harris, John Seeman, Juliet Anderson, Desiree West, Dashile Miguele, Ken Scudder, Marlene Munroe, Bob Bernharding, Dan Howard, Kathy Kaufman, Mandy Ashley, Brigit Olsen
Review brief: Everyone's getting balled and having a ball when a fortune teller, Ms. Sandy Hill, gazes into her... well... crystal ball, of course. Such is the case in "Gypsy Ball", a decent, 1980 release from VCX that uses the sultry soothsayer and her visions as a means of connecting a variety of otherwise-disconnected (...and ridiculously overdubbed...) scenes.
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Release date: 7/31/2000
Reviewed on: 6/26/2016
Studio: I-Candy
Starring: Steve Drake, Marilyn Chambers, Billy Dee, Harry Reems, Jerry Butler, Richard Pacheco, Kevin James, Tantala Ray, Ami Rogers, Lester McGinty
Directed by: Jack Remy
Review brief: "Marilyn Chambers Private Fantasies 5", the fifth installment in the Marilyn-driven and -narrated, 1980's fantasy vignette series from I-Candy, offers up five sexy sequences starring the former Ivory Snow Girl, all nominally representative of her various--and varied--sexual fantasies.
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Release date: 7/31/2000
Reviewed on: 6/26/2016
Studio: I-Candy
Starring: Tom Byron, Christy Canyon, Marilyn Chambers, Andre Bolla, Harry Reems, Jerry Butler, Kevin James, Lana Burner
Directed by: Jack Remy
Review brief: "Marilyn Chambers Private Fantasies 6", the sixth installment in the Marilyn-driven and -narrated, 1980's fantasy vignette series from I-Candy, offers up three sexy sequences starring the former Ivory Snow Girl, all nominally representative of her various--and varied--sexual fantasies.
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Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 6/24/2016
Studio: I-Candy
Starring: Ron Jeremy, Marilyn Chambers, Nick Random, Tantala Ray, Rick Cassidy, Gaylene Marie, John Colt, Dolph Stouber
Directed by: Ned Morehead
Review brief: "Marilyn Chambers Private Fantasies 3", the third installment in the Marilyn-driven and -narrated, 1980's fantasy vignette series from I-Candy, offers up four sequences starring the former Ivory Snow Girl, all nominally representative of her various fantasies, and one, extraneous scene thrown in for good (...or bad...) measure.
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Release date: 7/31/2000
Reviewed on: 6/24/2016
Studio: I-Candy
Starring: Tom Byron, Jack Baker, Marc Wallice, Marilyn Chambers, Blake Palmer, Steve Powers, Tantala, Tantala Ray, Craig Roberts, Robbie Dee, Steve Redding
Directed by: Ned Morehead
Review brief: "Marilyn Chambers Private Fantasies 2", the second installment in the Marilyn-driven and -narrated, 1980's fantasy vignette series from I-Candy, offers up five sequences starring the former Ivory Snow Girl, all nominally representative of her various fantasies, and one, extraneous Old West scene thrown in for good (...or bad...) measure.
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Release date: 3/13/2005
Reviewed on: 6/24/2016
Studio: VCX
Starring: Sharon Thorpe, Tyler Reynolds, Lisa Marks, Richard Stevens
Review brief: Things get hot, heavy, and dangerous as an obnoxious, spoiled brat, played by Lisa Marks, recounts the sordid tale of how she came into her wealth to a male prostitute whom she's hired in "Jackpot", a decent, 1980 release from VCX and company.
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Release date: 7/19/2013
Reviewed on: 6/23/2016
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Uschi Digard, Maria Arnold, Liz Wolfe, Tracy Handfuss, Angie Monet, Lois Darst, Ilona Lakes, Susan Sterling, Linde Melissa, Joni Anderson, Dorothy Dick, Lisa Ashbury, Jamie McKenna, Carol Peters, Claire Bow, Donna Sutter, Sasan Landis, Robin Whitting, Bolivia Tierman
Directed by: Tom DeSimone
Review brief: A two day furlough on the outside isn't necessarily a good thing for a handful of rowdy (...and randy...) female inmates, as is clearly the case in "Prison Girls", a decent, 1972, softcore release from GVC and director Tom DeSimone.
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Release date: 11/28/2005
Reviewed on: 6/23/2016
Studio: VCX
Starring: Blair Harris, John Seeman, Jesse Adams, Marlene Munroe, Christine DeShaffer, Cris Cassidy, Sandy Day, Lee LeMay, Jessie Chandler
Directed by: K. Kezer
Review brief: When a sex club owner finds himself on a losing streak and owing his bookie a ton of dough, he has little choice but to spice up the offerings at his erotic establishment. Fortunately, by twisting the arm of a musical talent agent who owes him rent money, he's able to land a down-on-their-luck couple/act that's willing to add sex to their performance repertoire. Such is the case in "The Live Show", an overall-good, 1979 release from VCX and director Young Lee.
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Release date: 7/25/2005
Reviewed on: 6/23/2016
Studio: VCX
Starring: Randy West, Mai Lin, Joey Silvera, Georgina Spelvin, John Leslie, Vanessa Del Rio, Kay Parker, Richard Pacheco, Mike Ranger, Anna Turner
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Review brief: It's all about loving 'em and leaving 'em when the smooth-talking John Leslie's over-the-top, male strip review, which is aiming for the stars but mired on the bottom, finds its way to a cowpoke town in the middle of nowhere. Indeed, the guys are born for the road, whether they realize it or not (...or like it or not...), and the fanciful ladies of the little berg are ultimately left feeling the repercussions in the wake of their unabashed, testosterone-fueled tide. Such is the case in "The Dancers", a very good, 1981 release from VCX and director Anthony Spinelli.
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Release date: 7/30/2001
Reviewed on: 6/22/2016
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: John Leslie, Valerie Driskell, Sandy Pinney, Sandra Nova, Teresa Orlowski, Gerard Lippard, Anna Djukovich, Desiree Barclay, Laury Davis, Peter Zimmerman
Directed by: Jack Mathew
Review brief: Things go from bad to worse for a down-on-his-luck gambler, John Leslie, when a couple of lowlife thugs decide to kidnap his wife, rape her incessantly, and then demand a ransom that he has no legitimate way of coming up with. Such is the case in "Foxy Lady", an overall-good, 1977 release from VCX and director Jack Genero.
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Release date: 7/27/2001
Reviewed on: 6/21/2016
Studio: Dreamland
Starring: Shanna McCullough, Sharon Mitchell, Crystal Breeze, Joey Silvera, Kristara Barrington, Nikki Randall, John Leslie, Nikki Charm, Kimberly Carson, Vanessa D'Oro, Taija Rae, Lisa Melendez
Directed by: Ned Morehead
Review brief: When a group of alien mermaids led by Taija Rae finds that the Earth's water is too polluted for their health, they need to leave...pronto. Unfortunately, one of their kind, Vanessa D'Oro, is enjoying the sex on the planet far too much to join them, despite the fact that it will mean her demise. So, as any good alien mermaid leader would, Taija seeks out the help of the rough-around-the-edges good guy, John Leslie--who's apparently a "mermaid whisperer" of sorts--to help. Such is the case in "Talk Dirty to Me 4", an overall-good, 1986 release from Ned Morehead and Dreamland Entertainment.
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Release date: 7/31/2002
Reviewed on: 6/20/2016
Studio: VCX
Starring: Paul Thomas, Georgina Spelvin, John Holmes, Don Fernando, John Leslie, Turk Lyon, Pat Ray, Eileen Welles, Carol Connors, Lauren Black, Lynn Ann Newton, Gail Palmer, Eddy Cannon, Kristine Heller, Cris Cassidy
Directed by: Gail Palmer
Review brief: The virginally naive Candy Christian (played by the blonde bombshell, Carol Connors) unwittingly embarks upon the sexual adventure of a lifetime when her father ends up in the hospital after catching her getting it on with the hired help. Thereafter, Candy finds herself bumbling her way from one end of the country to the other, being taken advantage of by strangers, doctors, a cult leader, and even family members along the way. Fortunately for her (...and the viewer, as well...), she's more or less too ditzy to realize any of it and simply goes along for the sexy ride. Such is the case in the "Erotic Adventures of Candy", a very good, 1978 release from VCX and director Gail Palmer.
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Release date: 5/25/2005
Reviewed on: 6/20/2016
Studio: VCX
Starring: Paul Thomas, Desiree Lane, Ron Jeremy, John Holmes, Eric Edwards, Dominique, Misty Dawn, Becky Savage, Kimberly Carson, Cindy Shepard, Herschel Savage, Shaun Michele
Directed by: Hal Freeman
Review brief: It's like a totally awesome time, for sure, like ya' know... when a pair of 1980's LA dykes lose their source of income and opt to pimp out a local group of valley girls as a means of making ends meet. Of course the girls, who are totally tubular tarts to begin with, are all down for it, especially needing money to buy clothes at the mall and all, which is like having a super rad sale. Such is the case in "California Valley Girls", a very good, 1983 release from VCX and director Hal Freeman.
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Release date: 1/27/2011
Reviewed on: 6/19/2016
Studio: Gentleman's
Starring: Raven
Review brief: When it comes to dark-tressed, adult industry legends, it's a near certainty that the slender, beautiful star of the 80's and early-90's, the lovely Raven, is one of the first to come to mind. Indeed, her career ran for more than a decade and included the lead role in Henri Pachard's seminal, incest-driven mini-series, "Taboo American Style", in which her cold and calculated character fucked and sucked her way through friend, family, and foe alike in climbing to the top. Her work there was phenomenal, to say the least. Here, in "The Golden Age of Porn: Raven" from Gentlemen's Video, four of her other scenes are presented for the viewer to take in.
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Release date: 1/19/2008
Reviewed on: 6/18/2016
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Jacqueline Laurent, Gilda Arancio, Borje Nyberg, Stellan Skarsgard, Chris Chittell, Jim Steffe, Anita Ericsson, Bert Bellman, Torgny Wickman, Evelyne Scott
Directed by: Torgny Wickman
Review brief: A twisted tale of lies, debauchery, and deceit unfolds when a pair of motorcyclists blackmail a nuclear physics professor's wife (Jacqueline Laurent) over her own sexual infidelities with the help and also the professor's son's drunken driving. Indeed, she's worked over for sex, money, a place to stay, and--in so doing--just as much is revealed about the various occupants of the home as the blackmailers/"guests" themselves. Such is the case in "Hungry Young Women", a decent, 1974 release from Torgny Wickman and Alpha Blue Archives.
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Release date: 7/31/2000
Reviewed on: 6/18/2016
Studio: I-Candy
Starring: John Holmes, Seka, Jesie St. James, Jon Martin, John Seeman, Kitty Shayne, Dorothy LeMay, James Price, Fatima Hamoud, Crimson Rose, Carl Adams, Charles Scott, Peter Kenyatta, Phaery I. Burd
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: It's all about the chicanery, the subterfuge, and the sex (...and not necessarily in that order...) when everyone's favorite porno action hero, John Holmes (as Johnny Wadd), is put to the task of purchasing and bringing home safely an extraordinarily rare and expensive South African diamond. Of course, no one is to be trusted in this endeavor and just about everyone is--and turns out to be--a potential threat. Such is the case in I-Candy's "Blonde Fire", a very good, 1979 release from director Bob Chinn that features Holmes in yet another, acting-heavy, protagonist-type role that finds him again as the suave, cool-under-pressure, up-to-the-challenge hero.
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Release date: 8/1/2008
Reviewed on: 6/18/2016
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Steve Drake, Kristara Barrington, Rachel Ryan, Buffy Davis, Kevin James, Dan T. Mann, Rhea, Jennifer Noxt, Billy Joe Fields, Devom Kames, Peggy L'Amore
Directed by: Drea
Review brief: A magazine writer, Kevin James, gets a lot more (...ass, that is...) than he bargains for when his editor, who already stole his girlfriend, begins giving out his home phone number to the women who want to meet the anal sex guru who pens their favorite column. Such is the case in "Dr. Anal", a decent, 1985 release from GVC and Drea.
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Release date: 5/14/2001
Reviewed on: 6/17/2016
Studio: VCX
Starring: Ron Jeremy, Hyapatia Lee, Eric Edwards, Kay Parker, Cara Lott, Blair Harris, Bud Lee, Cindy Carver, Pat Manning
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: All bets are off when three young women, each with her own life issues, hopes, and dreams, finish their first year of college and decide that it's time to take life by the balls and experience whatever's out there. Of course, "experience" means excessive drinking, some drug use, partying, and plenty of hot, steamy sex...both straight and lesbian...all to the benefit of the viewer at home. Such is the case in "Sweet Young Foxes", an overall-good, 1983 release from VCX and director Bob Chinn.
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Release date: 7/1/2008
Reviewed on: 6/17/2016
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: John Holmes, Susan Hart, Gene Clayton, Eric Evol, Wilt Torrance, Bernard Addison, Carrie Welton, Wynne Colburn, Bert Willis, Tracy Valdis, Joseph Lopez, Justin Mallory, Fifi Aldercy, Shell Seward, Jack Aldis, Lesllie Bovee
Directed by: Stanley Kurlan
Review brief: Crime doesn't pay, but it sure can be sexy, or so goes the moral of "Eruption", an exceptional, 1976 release from Cal Vista and director Stanley Kurlan. Starring the utterly breathtaking brunette, Lesllie Bovee, and everyone's favorite action cock-slinger, John Holmes, as a duo who meets on the beach and hatches a plot to knock off Bovee's rich hubby for insurance money, this flick offers up a full and engrossing plot...and plenty of hot sex.
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Release date: 9/17/2003
Reviewed on: 6/17/2016
Studio: VCX
Review brief: The only thing that the Brewin fertilizer tycoon family loves more than manure, greed, and chicanery is fucking...fucking with anybody but their spouses, that is. Indeed, the sons' wives are boffing the help, one another's husbands, and even each other...likewise, the sons themselves are balls-deep in pussy...and none of this even takes into account the horny adventures of the family's barely-legal granddaughter, whose blonde ass gets its own sizeable share of the action. Such is the case in "Hot Dallas Nights", an overall-good, 1981 release from VCX and Tony Kendrick.
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Release date: 9/10/2002
Reviewed on: 6/16/2016
Studio: VCX
Starring: Mai Lin, Nikki Anderson, John Holmes, Seka, Gail Palmer, Sue Carol, Jade Wong, Jayne Paygan, Elmo Lavino, Brenda Vargo
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: An already-bereft, World War 2 Navy man, John Holmes, finds himself stranded and fending for himself on a near-deserted island in the South Pacific after his ship goes down out at sea. Compounding his problems, he soon discovers that he's not alone in this "paradise", as the Nazis have set up a small, nearby radio-monitoring camp staffed by a pervy, lushy letch of a commander and his two carnal-crazy fraulein underlings. In attempting to rescue a pair of nurses also held captive at the camp, Holmes soon finds himself both a prisoner, as well, and at the mercy of this kinky, sadistic, Hitler-obsessed crew. Such is the case in "Prisoner of Paradise", a very good, 1980 release from VCX and directors Gail Palmer and Bob Chinn.
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Release date: 7/23/2002
Reviewed on: 6/15/2016
Studio: VCX
Starring: Sharon Kane, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Rhonda Jo Petty, Dewey Alexander, Turk Lyon, Carol Connors, Karen Black, Nancy Hoffman, Gary Grimes
Directed by: Gail Palmer
Review brief: Just about every guy in town takes a turn when Candy (Carol Connors), a naive blonde who's equal parts dopey and leggy, arrives on the corrupt, 1970's Hollywood scene. Indeed, the bubbly babe finds herself passed around from one user to another--from agents to TV show hosts to directors and so on--as she bumbles her way toward a supposed acting career under the guidance of her less-than-scrupulous agent, John Leslie. Fortunately for her--and the viewer, really--she's too ditzy to realize any of it, and she simply goes along for the sexy ride. Such is the case in "Candy Goes to Hollywood", a very good, 1979 release from VCX and director Gail Palmer.
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Release date: 9/19/2005
Reviewed on: 6/10/2016
Studio: VCX
Review brief: It's love at first sight when a self-impressed writer (Roger Caine), who's too good to work for a porn publication, has a chance encounter with one of its models (Marlene Willoughby) upon storming out of the publisher's office. Of course, their budding relationship isn't without its immediate hardships, as Marlene informs Roger of a contest in the magazine that has her as its prize and her unwillingness, due to her integrity, to pull out of it. This sets into motion the frantic attempts by Roger to stop his girl from partaking, regardless of the cost. Such is the case in "Prized Possession" (a.k.a. "Prized Possessions"), an overall-good, 1978 flick from VCX and director Richard Mailer.
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