fu_q's Movie Reviews (1214 - page 26)
Release date: 3/24/2009
Reviewed on: 2/7/2016
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Sharon Mitchell, Bobby Astyr, David Christopher, Pepe, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, Paula Morton, Susaye London, Bobby Niles, Marcia Minor, Jacqueline Martin
Directed by: John Christopher, Jack Bravman
Review brief: It's all about naughty nookie and horny hijinks when two young ladies, Sharon Mitchell and Susaye London, decide that they need a break from the city and opt to rent a party home out in the 'burbs. Of course, the two nubiles always find themselves short of cash, as women of their age are wont to do, and they soon discover that the best form of payment for just about anything (...including the rental...) is ass. Fortunately for all involved, this suits the girls just fine, and they happily make good on their payments. Such is the case in "French Teen", an overall-good, 1977 release from Cal Vista and director John Christopher.
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Release date: 5/6/2006
Reviewed on: 2/7/2016
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Linda Lovelace, Micky Dolenz, Joey Forman, Garry Goodrow, Fuddle Bagley, Chuck McCann, Val Bisoglio, Jack DeLeon, Scatman Crothers, Danny Goldman, Roberta Kent, Art Metrano
Directed by: Claudio Guzman, Arthur Marks
Review brief: It's the early 1970s, a time of political, social, and sexual change and unrest, when the new, the old, and everything in between is clashing, and only one Presidential candidate, the uber-popular sex star, Linda Lovelace, can unite the various factions of the country and bring peace and harmony to the land. Such is the case in "Linda Lovelace for President", a decent, 1973 release from Gourmet Video.
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Release date: 12/21/2012
Reviewed on: 1/27/2016
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Erik Everhard, Toni Ribas, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, Ramon Nomar, James Deen, Alex Gonz, Lexi Belle, Jon Jon, Jada Stevens, Asa Akira, Bill Bailey, Lily Carter, Brooklyn Lee, Skin Diamond
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: It was late 2012, and the year was quickly drawing to a close. Not only had the period seen some of the best moments in the history of the biz, but it was time again for Elegant Angel, a true powerhouse among production companies in the industry, to gather together the best of the best--the cream of the crotch, if you will--of the female talent and release its annual "Performers of the Year" title, this time for 2013...
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Release date: 11/30/2013
Reviewed on: 1/19/2016
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Steve Holmes, Tina Russell, Jennifer Welles, Jason Russell, Arlana Blue, Jonathan John, Barbara Benner, Shana O'Neal, Dale T. Fuller, Edward B. Davis, Jon Oppenheim, Patrice DeBauer, Berta Bigg, Bunny Garland, Arthur Clark, Maldwyn Pate, Elliot Cuker, Paul Geier, Harry York, Terrance Farley, Susan Olenwine
Directed by: Kemal Horulu
Review brief: "The Sexualist", a 1975 release from Gourmet Video and Kemal Horulu, lies somewhere between a narrated adult film and a faux-documentary that largely takes a look at the underfunded work of a fictional hippie director, Dale T. Fuller, with an era-appropriate vision--that sex, masturbation, and astrology are all linked to humanity's ultimate development.
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Release date: 7/14/2009
Reviewed on: 1/16/2016
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Eric Edwards, Marc Stevens, Kevin Andre, Helen Madigan, Tina Russell, Mark Stevens, Jason Russell, Ultra Max, Janice King, Harding Harrison, Steve Tulkner, Jean Jeffries, Cynthia Lee, Marcello Bonino, Nick Harley, Bob Balhatchet, Ashley Moore [II] (male)
Directed by: Jerry Denby
Review brief: A quest to find the object of a wealthy business tycoon's obsession, an elusive centerfold played by the all-American brunette Tina Russell, leads a private investigator to uncover more than he had ever bargained for. Such is the case in "Whatever Happened To Miss September?", an overall-good, 1973 flick from Jerry Denby and Gourmet Video.
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Release date: 11/18/2008
Reviewed on: 1/15/2016
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Paul Thomas, Ron Jeremy, Don Fernando, Michael Morrison, Richard Pacheco, Lynx Canon, Herschel Savage, K.C. Valentine, Howard Darkley, Brooke Bennett, Dana Moore, Angel Burgeon, Danielle [II] (classic)
Directed by: Joe Sherman
Review brief: A grossly unequal inheritance pits a lowlife real estate jockey, Ron Jeremy, against his super-do-gooder brother, Herschel Savage, and--of course, this being a porno--all manner of sexual machinations and hi-jinks ensue. Such is the case in "Expose Me Now", an overall-good, 1983 release from Joe Sherman and Cal Vista.
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Release date: 7/1/2008
Reviewed on: 1/15/2016
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Mike Horner, Georgina Spelvin, Desiree Cousteau, Jesie St. James, Richard Pacheco, Jack Wright, Anthony Spinelli, Ken Scudder, Laurien Dominique, Bob Bernharding, Dan Howard, Ronald Davis
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Review brief: An unintentional encounter with a loser student leads a repressed-though-sexual, young teacher, Jesie St. James, down a dirty and ultimately unfulfilling path. Indeed, it seems that no matter which turn she takes in her life thereafter--for love, for lust, or for both--Jesi is destined for erotic despair. Such is the case in "Easy", a very good, 1978 release from VCX and director Anthony Spinelli.
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Release date: 7/25/2006
Reviewed on: 1/15/2016
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Sharon Mitchell, Vanessa Del Rio, Bobby Astyr, Dave Ruby, R. Bolla, Herschel Savage, Wade Nichols, Crystal Sync, David Pierce, Jean Dalton, Don Peterson, Rocky Millstone, Alexandria Cass, Julie Hopkins, Victoria Corsaut, Sandra Rocket, Jeffrey Ian Mellar
Directed by: Steven Barry
Review brief: Much to his wife's (Alexandria Cass') dismay, a new-to-the-road trucker (R. "Big Bear" Bolla) finds himself unable to perform sexually unless he's thinking or talking about trucking. Indeed, while "Big Bear" is a huge stud on the road and at the local hangout (the "Trucker's Haven"), he's a total dud at home. Such is the case in "Breaker Beauties", an overall-good, 1977 release from Steven Barry and Alpha Blue.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/14/2016
Studio: Metro
Starring: Nick East, Dyanna Lauren, Tianna, Alex Sanders, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Roxanne Blaze, Lacy Rose
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: When a chance encounter unknowingly brings her together with her boyfriend's father, the instant spark that ignites touches off a torrid, sexual and emotional turn of events for the young Roxanne Blaze--a turn of events that she finds difficult to handle. Such is the case in "Justine: Nothing to Hide 2", an exceptional, early-90s release from Metro and director Paul Thomas.
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Release date: 7/1/2008
Reviewed on: 1/7/2016
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: John Leslie, Erica Boyer, Misty Regan, Raven Turner, Holly McCall, Richard Pacheco, Aaron Stuart, Pat Manning, Anthony Spinelli, Tigr, Eric Stein, Robyn Whitting, Elizabeth Randolph, Richard Dove, Jack Hoffey, Tom Ramar, Roy Phipps, Arianne, Katherine Remy, Ronald Gregg, Nicole Adams
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Review brief: When his simple best friend, Richard Pacheco, finds love in the arms of a young woman and begins to drift away, a rough-around-the-edges, smooth-talking, hard-fucking womanizer, John Leslie, is left to deal with feelings of emptiness quite unfamiliar to him. Such is the case in "Nothing to Hide 1", an exceptional, 1981 release from director Anthony Spinelli and Cal Vista.
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Release date: 10/24/2008
Reviewed on: 1/5/2016
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Marc Stevens, Mary Stuart, Andrea True, Jack Webb, Judy Craven, Daryl Spangler
Directed by: Leonard Kirtman
Review brief: Even ending up in jail doesn't stop a frisky, oil tycoon's daughter, Andrea True, from having a good time in "The Millionairess", an overall-good, 1975 release from Leon Gucci and Gourmet Video. Featuring Ms. Andrea True--who went on to a good deal of disco fame shortly thereafter (i.e. with her hit, "More, More, More")--as a dopey, though sexually liberated, southern belle who's been locked up for indecent exposure, this film finds the Tennessee tart sucking and fucking just about anyone who happens to find his or her way into her cell.
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Release date: 3/18/2009
Reviewed on: 1/5/2016
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Sharon Thorpe, Joan Devlon, Tyler Reynolds, David Book, David Brook, Ric Lutze, Mira Vane, Al Nulli, Susan Catherine, John Schaffer, Pharoah Amos, Barry Fry
Directed by: Danielle Denueve
Review brief: A young woman's (Joan Devlon's) sexual awakening has nightmarish consequences when her curiosity and friendship with Susan Catherine lead her to stray outside of the relative safety of her parents' home and into the clutches of a handful of low-life, urban characters. Such is the case in "Little Angel Puss", a very good, 1976 release from Alan Colberg and Cal Vista.
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Release date: 7/27/2006
Reviewed on: 1/5/2016
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Jon Martin, John Seeman, Turk Lyon, Michael Orion, Tyler Reynolds, Ken Scudder, Juliette Orwell, Marilyn Zukor, Sandi Carey, Ric Lutze, Yvonne Green, Marsha Wolfe, Dolores Prissington, Josie Farmer, Maryanne Fisher, Teddy King
Directed by: Steve Brown
Review brief: Despite the fact that they have two eager and willing boyfriends chomping at the bit to get into their pants, Marsha Wolfe and Yvonne Green decide that it's far more interesting to whore their way around San Francisco--fucking older strangers as they do--than it is to play with someone their own age. Such is the case in "Midnight Hustle", an overall-good release from Steve Brown and Alpha Blue Archives that highlights both the deviant behavior of these two young lasses and also the cruel denial of their guys.
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Release date: 9/22/2004
Reviewed on: 1/3/2016
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Eric Edwards, R. Bolla, Jennifer Jordan, C.J. Laing, Roberta Findlay, Tony Perez, Susan Sloan, Beerbohn Tree, Bree Anthony, Ronnie Love, Deanna Darby, Robert Combs, Michael Thorpe, Carol Russo
Directed by: Roberta Findlay
Review brief: A frustrated and depressed housewife, C.J. Laing, finds herself on a slippery, sexual slope when she acts upon the advice of her therapist and begins to cheat on her sleazy, uninterested husband. Such is the case in "Anyone But My Husband", a very good, 1975 release from Alpha Blue Archives and Roberta Findlay.
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Release date: 9/19/2006
Reviewed on: 1/3/2016
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Christy Canyon, Bunny Bleu, Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, Tamara Longley, Heather Wayne, Randy West, Mai Lin, Porsche Lynn, Sharon Mitchell, Joey Silvera, Ron Jeremy, Marc Wallice, Buck Adams, Jon Dough, Tracey Adams, Blake Palmer, Domonique, Eric Edwards, Misty Regan, Linda Shaw, Dana, Shauna Grant, Jerry Butler, Cara Lott, Misty Dawn, Jessica Wylde, Viper, Kelly Richards, Rhonda Jo Petty, Kevin James, Stacey Donovan, Jesse Eastern, R. Bolla, Elle Rio, Laurie Smith, Jay Serling, Ariel Knight, Gina Valentino, Stephanie Rage, Charlie Waters, Amanda Tyler, Ray Wells, Rikki Blake, Herschel Savage, Rose Marie, K.C. Valentine, Ashley Brooks, Love, Craig Roberts, Rick Cassidy, Tanya Foxx, Little Oral Annie, Tara Blake, Buddy, Danielle [II] (classic), James Dean [II] (80s)
Review brief: "Wacky World of X-Rated Bloopers", an overall-decent, 1989 release from Gourmet Video and narrated by Kimberly Carson, is exactly as its name would imply--a collection of bloopers and behind the scenes material from a number of 1980's releases. Funny moments, true missteps, wood issues, and micromanaging directors are all highlighted. A number of stars from the era make appearances, some more so than others, and the release does provide a nice look at life on a porn set from a time period when BTS material really wasn't mass-produced and readily available. While it's not so much a production to get off to, it's certainly interesting and reasonably worth a watch.
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Release date: 7/27/2006
Reviewed on: 1/2/2016
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Sharon Mitchell, John Leslie, R. Bolla, Terri Hall, Michael Gaunt, C.J. Laing, Wade Nichols, Candy Love, Philip Marlowe, Susaye London, Pamela Grimes, Barbara James, Priscilla Major, Gilbert Palmitier, Gary Cook, Barbi James, Jack La Roo, Carol Field, Dave Debin, Harry Palm, Milton Boil
Directed by: Jim Clark
Review brief: A giggly gaggle of young girls (18+) sets off on the path toward sexual discovery when a pervy, older sleazebag prank calls their sleepover in "A Teenage Pajama Party". An overall-good, 1977 release from Jim Buckley and Alpha Blue Archives, this flick revolves around the fantasies and "real-life" (film-wise) actions that the call brings about.
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Release date: 1/18/2008
Reviewed on: 12/31/2015
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Ron Jeremy, Georgina Spelvin, William Margold, Jennifer West, Hillary Summers, Drea, Chris Parker, Hillary Scott, Gena Lee, Diane Martin, Ken Starbuck, John Hollyfield, Carla McKizzick, Billy Joe Brown, Tokyo, Jim Swain, Dusty Reeves, Bill Buck, Wayne Reynolds, Monique Faberge
Directed by: Ted Roter
Review brief: When a desperate girl on the street sells Kevin James a ring that she stole from her father, his (...sexual...) luck changes...and so does everyone else's who comes into possession of the bejeweled band. Such is the case in "Ring of Desire", a good, 1981 release from Peter Balakoff and Gourmet Video. Indeed, the ring finds itself passed around the various corners--and between the assorted characters--of Hollywood, from lawyers to actresses to writers to prostitutes and so on, and whoever owns it at the time finds him- or herself quite lucky (...as in "getting lucky"...). With a clever, though simple plot, good acting, a number of shorter sex scenes, and a strong cast, this little fuck-flick from yesteryear is actually a lot of fun and worthy of a watch...particularly for fans of the classics.
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Release date: 2/25/2015
Reviewed on: 12/29/2015
Studio: Hard X
Starring: Erik Everhard, Manuel Ferrara, James Deen, Prince Yahshua, Veronica Rodriguez, Remy LaCroix, Mia Malkova
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: It's a brand new (2015) showcase for the coquettish cutie, Remy LaCroix, in "Remy", a very good release from Hard X and William H. Nutsack (...don't forget the "H."...). Indeed, watching the young Ms. LaCroix in action never seems to get old--from her hula-hooping to her squatting upon cocks (...both black and white...) to her love of the finer, more feminine things in life, she's always a treat and always awesome.
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Release date: 5/15/2003
Reviewed on: 12/29/2015
Studio: VCX
Starring: Amanda Blake, Don Fernando, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Mike Ranger, Pat Manning, Connie Peterson, Ken Scudder, Maria Arnold, Kathy Kaufman, Crystal Royce, Jewell Bryght, Lesley Russell, Dino Deaumonte, Serena [II] (classic)
Directed by: Ed DePriest
Review brief: The bubbly brunette Betty Boop of porno past, Desiree Cousteau, finds herself as the latest in a string of sexual submissives to be subjugated by the demanding Pat Manning and her pervy sidekick, John Leslie. Such is the case in "Getting Off" (a.k.a.: "Slaves of Love"), a very good, 1979 release from VCX and Hayes DuPree.
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Release date: 5/27/2015
Reviewed on: 12/29/2015
Studio: Hard X
Starring: Jerry, Hunter, Jay Ashley, Scott Lyons, Mr. Pete, Johnny Fender, Marco Banderas, Rob Banks, Bill Bailey, Seth Gamble, Chad Alva, Jason Katana, Mia Malkova, Filthy Rich, Sara Luvv, Jillian Janson, Carter Cruise, Gavin Kane, Jake Jace
Directed by: Mason
Review brief: "How much wood would a porn slut suck if a porn slut would suck wood?". This is the time immemorial question that Mason and Hard X have set out to answer in "Facialized 2", a very good, blowbanger of a release featuring four of the more stunning ladies in the biz right now. From the uber-athletic Mia Malkova to the spunky and fun Carter Cruise to the elegantly beautiful Jillian Janson and finally to the cute-as-a-button Sara Luvv, all of the assorted lasses gobble cock and guzzle cum as though it's their final day on the planet...and the result is awesome.
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Release date: 11/18/2015
Reviewed on: 12/29/2015
Studio: AMK Empire
Starring: Anthony Rosano, Cadence Lux, Emma Evins
Review brief: It's difficult to find anything "violating" about a tepid girl/girl scene, a good-but-standard boy/girl scene, and three masturbatory sequences...yet we still find ourselves saddled with the improperly titled "Violation of Cadence Lux" from AMK Empire. Sure, there's a tiny bit of peeing in one segment and some dick in another, but nothing in this release even remotely rises to the level of action that the title would imply...nor does any of it really justify a purchase or a even a rental.
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Release date: 1/25/2005
Reviewed on: 12/24/2015
Studio: Standard Digital
Starring: Don Fernando, Kay Parker, Michael Morrison, Jeff Scott, Holly McCall, Mike Ranger, Juliet Anderson, Turk Lyon, Dorothy LeMay, Jesse Adams, Ken Scudder, Brooke West, Tawny Pearl, Starr Wood, Lisa K. Loring, Lee LeMay, Miko Yani, T.J. Carson, Sarah Harris, Valerie Paulson, Jeremiah Jones, Gary Eberhardt, Kirdy Stevens
Directed by: Kirdy Stevens
Review brief: When her husband leaves her for his much younger secretary, the confused and frustrated Kay Parker can find solace in but one place... her son, Mike Ranger. Such is the case in "Taboo", a very good, 1980 release from Kirdy Stevens and Standard Video that spawned an entire generation of incest-themed films throughout the decade that followed.
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Release date: 7/31/2001
Reviewed on: 12/23/2015
Studio: Dreamland
Starring: Sharon Kane, John Leslie, Jesie St. James, Holly McCall, Richard Pacheco, Juliet Anderson, Dorothy LeMay, Aaron Stuart, Anthony Spinelli, Carl Regal, Cris Cassidy
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Review brief: When a vulgar, crude-talking ladies' man, John Leslie, chances upon a married-but-unfulfilled Jesie St. James upon a beach, he gives himself three days to get into her pants. Such is the case in "Talk Dirty To Me 1", an exceptional, 1980 release from Dreamland Entertainment and Anthony Spinelli. Featuring raw and gritty sexual episodes set up to perfection with exquisitely acted sequences and an extraordinarily well-written storyline, this is the type of film that--when it's over--one's left wishing that it weren't...much like Leslie's character's love-'em-and-leave-'em approach to the ladies.
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Release date: 7/1/2008
Reviewed on: 12/23/2015
Studio: Cal Vista
Starring: Mai Lin, Sharon Mitchell, Joey Silvera, Ron Jeremy, John Leslie, Tara Aire, Shauna Grant, Jon Martin, Laurie Smith, Aaron Stuart, Laura Lazare, Ken Scudder, Gail Sterling, Ross Roberts
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Review brief: Stuck under the thumb of an asshole agent, Shauna Grant (as "Suzie") and her band find themselves left with little choice but to devise a scheme for bringing about his ultimate undoing...and his affair with a mob boss's daughter provides just the opportunity. Such is the case in "Suzie Superstar", an exceptional, 1983 release from Robert McCallum and Cal Vista.
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Release date: 10/25/2001
Reviewed on: 12/22/2015
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Missy, Ursula Moore, Jade, Philippe Dean, Roberto Malone, Rocco Siffredi, Mickey G., Richard Langin, Bruno SX, Maria De Sanchez, Antonella del Lago, Kristina Varga, Olivier Sanchez
Directed by: Joe D'Amato
Review brief: A famed western gunslinger, Rocco Siffredi, and his gang can't say no to women in distress, especially when they're offering up some ass as payment, in "Outlaws". A very good, Old West themed flick from Joe D'Amato and Sin City (1998), this one features far more sucking and fucking than plot, but it does make it to the point where Siffredi and his gang are on their way to take on the bad-guys. The sets, setting, costuming, and grit all feel authentic, and the cheesy English overdubs (presumably from the original Italian) only add to the spaghetti western flavor. Further, the sex is hot--with plenty of anal--and so are the actresses. All around, this one's a winner and will definitely appeal to fans of the Wild West and its harsh, though romanticized, way of life.
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