fu_q's Movie Reviews (1220 - page 26)
Release date: 12/18/2013
Reviewed on: 2/26/2016
Studio: Dream Girls
Review brief: "Nudes A Poppin' Amateur Contests" from Dream Girls takes the viewer to a handful of competitions featuring amateur ladies willing to bare all (...or most, as the case may be...) at the annual "Nudes A Poppin'" event held at the Ponderosa Sun Club in Roselawn, Indiana.
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Release date: 8/19/2015
Reviewed on: 2/23/2016
Studio: PornFidelity
Starring: Ryan Madison, Kylie Nicole, Odette Delacroix, Alaina Kristar, Maddy Rose
Directed by: Ryan Madison
Review brief: Offering up an edgy (...and at times creepy...) set of barely-legal fantasies, "Break My Hymen 2" from Ryan Madison and Kelly Madison Productions, is a sexy, albeit somewhat disturbing, release.
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Release date: 6/7/2005
Reviewed on: 2/23/2016
Studio: Vivid
Starring: T.T. Boy, Melissa Hill, Randy West, Tom Chapman, Ashlyn Gere, Racquel Darrian, Jonathan Morgan, Alex Jordan [I] (female), Derek Lane
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: With the law closing in and the rest of their gang captured, the dirty duo of Bonnie and Clyde (Ashlyn Gere and Randy West) are running out of time and out of luck. Indeed, with only their wits and a couple of star-struck, tagalong yokels (Racquel Darrian and Derek Lane) to save them, their prospects look bleak at best. Fortunately, that doesn't stop them--or anyone else, for that matter--from banging out a Texas-sized fucknado. Such is the case in "Bonnie & Clyde 2", a very good, 1993 release from Vivid and director Paul Thomas.
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Release date: 8/25/2009
Reviewed on: 2/20/2016
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Celeste, John Holmes, Rhonda Jo Petty, Tiffany Storm, Ashley Welles, Maria Tortuga, Hillary Summers, Mary Lee, Connie Peterson, Cindy Wong, Lesllie Bovee, Rachael Livingston, Fredricka
Directed by: Bill Williams
Review brief: A lot of cocks have fucked their way through the poon-flavored waters of the industry over the years, but none has ever lived up to the original...the one and the only...the girthy meat missile of John Holmes. Indeed, with his massive schlong, Holmes was a dick-slinger of the first order, commanding top billing in films in an industry where the female was almost always the main draw. Capitalizing on this still-legendary status, and despite his having passed away decades ago (1988 RIP), Adam & Eve has released "John Holmes: The Lost Tapes" (2009), an exceptional compilation of Holmes' work with some of the most lovely and lusty lasses of the era.
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Release date: 9/12/2007
Reviewed on: 2/13/2016
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Bobby Astyr, David Christopher, Herschel Savage, Veri Knotty, Jean Jennings, Zebedy Colt, Susan McBain, Sharon Sanders, Angela Treuan, Rod Every, Dixie Roberts, Margaret Sharp, John Wann, Mary Hancock, Maria Vomtief, Carla Rothman, Phil Rosetti, Dennis West, Ashley Moore [II] (male)
Directed by: Navred Reef
Review brief: Giving entirely new meaning to the phrase "daddy's little girl", the backwater blonde beauty, Jean Jennings, fucks her father, then her father and his friend, and finally a guest at the motel at which she works in "Sharon", an overall-good, 1977 release from Gourmet Video and Navred Reef.
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Release date: 1/19/2008
Reviewed on: 2/12/2016
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Jesse Adams, Christine DeShaffer, Joan Ambriz, T. Hutton, Ted Kesey
Directed by: Joe Serkes
Review brief: Some pirates, some captives, and some tepid sex. That about sums up "Pleasure Island", an okay(ish), 1975 release from Dan Wright and Alpha Blue Archives.
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Release date: 3/24/2009
Reviewed on: 2/7/2016
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Sharon Mitchell, Bobby Astyr, David Christopher, Pepe, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, Paula Morton, Susaye London, Bobby Niles, Marcia Minor, Jacqueline Martin
Directed by: John Christopher, Jack Bravman
Review brief: It's all about naughty nookie and horny hijinks when two young ladies, Sharon Mitchell and Susaye London, decide that they need a break from the city and opt to rent a party home out in the 'burbs. Of course, the two nubiles always find themselves short of cash, as women of their age are wont to do, and they soon discover that the best form of payment for just about anything (...including the rental...) is ass. Fortunately for all involved, this suits the girls just fine, and they happily make good on their payments. Such is the case in "French Teen", an overall-good, 1977 release from Cal Vista and director John Christopher.
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Release date: 5/6/2006
Reviewed on: 2/7/2016
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Linda Lovelace, Micky Dolenz, Joey Forman, Garry Goodrow, Fuddle Bagley, Chuck McCann, Val Bisoglio, Jack DeLeon, Scatman Crothers, Danny Goldman, Roberta Kent, Art Metrano
Directed by: Claudio Guzman, Arthur Marks
Review brief: It's the early 1970s, a time of political, social, and sexual change and unrest, when the new, the old, and everything in between is clashing, and only one Presidential candidate, the uber-popular sex star, Linda Lovelace, can unite the various factions of the country and bring peace and harmony to the land. Such is the case in "Linda Lovelace for President", a decent, 1973 release from Gourmet Video.
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Release date: 12/21/2012
Reviewed on: 1/27/2016
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Erik Everhard, Toni Ribas, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, Ramon Nomar, James Deen, Alex Gonz, Lexi Belle, Jon Jon, Jada Stevens, Asa Akira, Bill Bailey, Lily Carter, Brooklyn Lee, Skin Diamond
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: It was late 2012, and the year was quickly drawing to a close. Not only had the period seen some of the best moments in the history of the biz, but it was time again for Elegant Angel, a true powerhouse among production companies in the industry, to gather together the best of the best--the cream of the crotch, if you will--of the female talent and release its annual "Performers of the Year" title, this time for 2013...
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Release date: 11/30/2013
Reviewed on: 1/19/2016
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Steve Holmes, Tina Russell, Jennifer Welles, Jason Russell, Arlana Blue, Jonathan John, Barbara Benner, Shana O'Neal, Dale T. Fuller, Edward B. Davis, Jon Oppenheim, Patrice DeBauer, Berta Bigg, Bunny Garland, Arthur Clark, Maldwyn Pate, Elliot Cuker, Paul Geier, Harry York, Terrance Farley, Susan Olenwine
Directed by: Kemal Horulu
Review brief: "The Sexualist", a 1975 release from Gourmet Video and Kemal Horulu, lies somewhere between a narrated adult film and a faux-documentary that largely takes a look at the underfunded work of a fictional hippie director, Dale T. Fuller, with an era-appropriate vision--that sex, masturbation, and astrology are all linked to humanity's ultimate development.
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Release date: 7/14/2009
Reviewed on: 1/16/2016
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Eric Edwards, Marc Stevens, Kevin Andre, Helen Madigan, Tina Russell, Mark Stevens, Jason Russell, Ultra Max, Janice King, Harding Harrison, Steve Tulkner, Jean Jeffries, Cynthia Lee, Marcello Bonino, Nick Harley, Bob Balhatchet, Ashley Moore [II] (male)
Directed by: Jerry Denby
Review brief: A quest to find the object of a wealthy business tycoon's obsession, an elusive centerfold played by the all-American brunette Tina Russell, leads a private investigator to uncover more than he had ever bargained for. Such is the case in "Whatever Happened To Miss September?", an overall-good, 1973 flick from Jerry Denby and Gourmet Video.
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Release date: 11/18/2008
Reviewed on: 1/15/2016
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Paul Thomas, Ron Jeremy, Don Fernando, Michael Morrison, Richard Pacheco, Lynx Canon, Herschel Savage, K.C. Valentine, Howard Darkley, Brooke Bennett, Dana Moore, Angel Burgeon, Danielle [II] (classic)
Directed by: Joe Sherman
Review brief: A grossly unequal inheritance pits a lowlife real estate jockey, Ron Jeremy, against his super-do-gooder brother, Herschel Savage, and--of course, this being a porno--all manner of sexual machinations and hi-jinks ensue. Such is the case in "Expose Me Now", an overall-good, 1983 release from Joe Sherman and Cal Vista.
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Release date: 7/1/2008
Reviewed on: 1/15/2016
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Mike Horner, Georgina Spelvin, Desiree Cousteau, Jesie St. James, Richard Pacheco, Jack Wright, Anthony Spinelli, Ken Scudder, Laurien Dominique, Bob Bernharding, Dan Howard, Ronald Davis
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Review brief: An unintentional encounter with a loser student leads a repressed-though-sexual, young teacher, Jesie St. James, down a dirty and ultimately unfulfilling path. Indeed, it seems that no matter which turn she takes in her life thereafter--for love, for lust, or for both--Jesi is destined for erotic despair. Such is the case in "Easy", a very good, 1978 release from VCX and director Anthony Spinelli.
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Release date: 7/25/2006
Reviewed on: 1/15/2016
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Sharon Mitchell, Vanessa Del Rio, Bobby Astyr, Dave Ruby, R. Bolla, Herschel Savage, Wade Nichols, Crystal Sync, David Pierce, Jean Dalton, Don Peterson, Rocky Millstone, Alexandria Cass, Julie Hopkins, Victoria Corsaut, Sandra Rocket, Jeffrey Ian Mellar
Directed by: Steven Barry
Review brief: Much to his wife's (Alexandria Cass') dismay, a new-to-the-road trucker (R. "Big Bear" Bolla) finds himself unable to perform sexually unless he's thinking or talking about trucking. Indeed, while "Big Bear" is a huge stud on the road and at the local hangout (the "Trucker's Haven"), he's a total dud at home. Such is the case in "Breaker Beauties", an overall-good, 1977 release from Steven Barry and Alpha Blue.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/14/2016
Studio: Metro
Starring: Nick East, Dyanna Lauren, Tianna, Alex Sanders, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Roxanne Blaze, Lacy Rose
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: When a chance encounter unknowingly brings her together with her boyfriend's father, the instant spark that ignites touches off a torrid, sexual and emotional turn of events for the young Roxanne Blaze--a turn of events that she finds difficult to handle. Such is the case in "Justine: Nothing to Hide 2", an exceptional, early-90s release from Metro and director Paul Thomas.
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Release date: 7/1/2008
Reviewed on: 1/7/2016
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: John Leslie, Erica Boyer, Misty Regan, Raven Turner, Holly McCall, Richard Pacheco, Aaron Stuart, Pat Manning, Anthony Spinelli, Tigr, Eric Stein, Robyn Whitting, Elizabeth Randolph, Richard Dove, Jack Hoffey, Tom Ramar, Roy Phipps, Arianne, Katherine Remy, Ronald Gregg, Nicole Adams
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Review brief: When his simple best friend, Richard Pacheco, finds love in the arms of a young woman and begins to drift away, a rough-around-the-edges, smooth-talking, hard-fucking womanizer, John Leslie, is left to deal with feelings of emptiness quite unfamiliar to him. Such is the case in "Nothing to Hide 1", an exceptional, 1981 release from director Anthony Spinelli and Cal Vista.
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Release date: 10/24/2008
Reviewed on: 1/5/2016
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Marc Stevens, Mary Stuart, Andrea True, Jack Webb, Judy Craven, Daryl Spangler
Directed by: Leonard Kirtman
Review brief: Even ending up in jail doesn't stop a frisky, oil tycoon's daughter, Andrea True, from having a good time in "The Millionairess", an overall-good, 1975 release from Leon Gucci and Gourmet Video. Featuring Ms. Andrea True--who went on to a good deal of disco fame shortly thereafter (i.e. with her hit, "More, More, More")--as a dopey, though sexually liberated, southern belle who's been locked up for indecent exposure, this film finds the Tennessee tart sucking and fucking just about anyone who happens to find his or her way into her cell.
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Release date: 3/18/2009
Reviewed on: 1/5/2016
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Sharon Thorpe, Joan Devlon, Tyler Reynolds, David Book, David Brook, Ric Lutze, Mira Vane, Al Nulli, Susan Catherine, John Schaffer, Pharoah Amos, Barry Fry
Directed by: Danielle Denueve
Review brief: A young woman's (Joan Devlon's) sexual awakening has nightmarish consequences when her curiosity and friendship with Susan Catherine lead her to stray outside of the relative safety of her parents' home and into the clutches of a handful of low-life, urban characters. Such is the case in "Little Angel Puss", a very good, 1976 release from Alan Colberg and Cal Vista.
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Release date: 7/27/2006
Reviewed on: 1/5/2016
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Jon Martin, John Seeman, Turk Lyon, Michael Orion, Tyler Reynolds, Ken Scudder, Juliette Orwell, Marilyn Zukor, Sandi Carey, Ric Lutze, Yvonne Green, Marsha Wolfe, Dolores Prissington, Josie Farmer, Maryanne Fisher, Teddy King
Directed by: Steve Brown
Review brief: Despite the fact that they have two eager and willing boyfriends chomping at the bit to get into their pants, Marsha Wolfe and Yvonne Green decide that it's far more interesting to whore their way around San Francisco--fucking older strangers as they do--than it is to play with someone their own age. Such is the case in "Midnight Hustle", an overall-good release from Steve Brown and Alpha Blue Archives that highlights both the deviant behavior of these two young lasses and also the cruel denial of their guys.
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Release date: 9/22/2004
Reviewed on: 1/3/2016
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Eric Edwards, R. Bolla, Jennifer Jordan, C.J. Laing, Roberta Findlay, Tony Perez, Susan Sloan, Beerbohn Tree, Bree Anthony, Ronnie Love, Deanna Darby, Robert Combs, Michael Thorpe, Carol Russo
Directed by: Roberta Findlay
Review brief: A frustrated and depressed housewife, C.J. Laing, finds herself on a slippery, sexual slope when she acts upon the advice of her therapist and begins to cheat on her sleazy, uninterested husband. Such is the case in "Anyone But My Husband", a very good, 1975 release from Alpha Blue Archives and Roberta Findlay.
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Release date: 9/19/2006
Reviewed on: 1/3/2016
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Christy Canyon, Bunny Bleu, Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, Tamara Longley, Heather Wayne, Randy West, Mai Lin, Porsche Lynn, Sharon Mitchell, Joey Silvera, Ron Jeremy, Marc Wallice, Buck Adams, Jon Dough, Tracey Adams, Blake Palmer, Domonique, Eric Edwards, Misty Regan, Linda Shaw, Dana, Shauna Grant, Jerry Butler, Cara Lott, Misty Dawn, Jessica Wylde, Viper, Kelly Richards, Rhonda Jo Petty, Kevin James, Stacey Donovan, Jesse Eastern, R. Bolla, Elle Rio, Laurie Smith, Jay Serling, Ariel Knight, Gina Valentino, Stephanie Rage, Charlie Waters, Amanda Tyler, Ray Wells, Rikki Blake, Herschel Savage, Rose Marie, K.C. Valentine, Ashley Brooks, Love, Craig Roberts, Rick Cassidy, Tanya Foxx, Little Oral Annie, Tara Blake, Buddy, Danielle [II] (classic), James Dean [II] (80s)
Review brief: "Wacky World of X-Rated Bloopers", an overall-decent, 1989 release from Gourmet Video and narrated by Kimberly Carson, is exactly as its name would imply--a collection of bloopers and behind the scenes material from a number of 1980's releases. Funny moments, true missteps, wood issues, and micromanaging directors are all highlighted. A number of stars from the era make appearances, some more so than others, and the release does provide a nice look at life on a porn set from a time period when BTS material really wasn't mass-produced and readily available. While it's not so much a production to get off to, it's certainly interesting and reasonably worth a watch.
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Release date: 7/27/2006
Reviewed on: 1/2/2016
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Sharon Mitchell, John Leslie, R. Bolla, Terri Hall, Michael Gaunt, C.J. Laing, Wade Nichols, Candy Love, Philip Marlowe, Susaye London, Pamela Grimes, Barbara James, Priscilla Major, Gilbert Palmitier, Gary Cook, Barbi James, Jack La Roo, Carol Field, Dave Debin, Harry Palm, Milton Boil
Directed by: Jim Clark
Review brief: A giggly gaggle of young girls (18+) sets off on the path toward sexual discovery when a pervy, older sleazebag prank calls their sleepover in "A Teenage Pajama Party". An overall-good, 1977 release from Jim Buckley and Alpha Blue Archives, this flick revolves around the fantasies and "real-life" (film-wise) actions that the call brings about.
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Release date: 1/18/2008
Reviewed on: 12/31/2015
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Ron Jeremy, Georgina Spelvin, William Margold, Jennifer West, Hillary Summers, Drea, Chris Parker, Hillary Scott, Gena Lee, Diane Martin, Ken Starbuck, John Hollyfield, Carla McKizzick, Billy Joe Brown, Tokyo, Jim Swain, Dusty Reeves, Bill Buck, Wayne Reynolds, Monique Faberge
Directed by: Ted Roter
Review brief: When a desperate girl on the street sells Kevin James a ring that she stole from her father, his (...sexual...) luck changes...and so does everyone else's who comes into possession of the bejeweled band. Such is the case in "Ring of Desire", a good, 1981 release from Peter Balakoff and Gourmet Video. Indeed, the ring finds itself passed around the various corners--and between the assorted characters--of Hollywood, from lawyers to actresses to writers to prostitutes and so on, and whoever owns it at the time finds him- or herself quite lucky (...as in "getting lucky"...). With a clever, though simple plot, good acting, a number of shorter sex scenes, and a strong cast, this little fuck-flick from yesteryear is actually a lot of fun and worthy of a watch...particularly for fans of the classics.
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Release date: 2/25/2015
Reviewed on: 12/29/2015
Studio: Hard X
Starring: Erik Everhard, Manuel Ferrara, James Deen, Prince Yahshua, Veronica Rodriguez, Remy LaCroix, Mia Malkova
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: It's a brand new (2015) showcase for the coquettish cutie, Remy LaCroix, in "Remy", a very good release from Hard X and William H. Nutsack (...don't forget the "H."...). Indeed, watching the young Ms. LaCroix in action never seems to get old--from her hula-hooping to her squatting upon cocks (...both black and white...) to her love of the finer, more feminine things in life, she's always a treat and always awesome.
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Release date: 5/15/2003
Reviewed on: 12/29/2015
Studio: VCX
Starring: Amanda Blake, Don Fernando, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Mike Ranger, Pat Manning, Connie Peterson, Ken Scudder, Maria Arnold, Kathy Kaufman, Crystal Royce, Jewell Bryght, Lesley Russell, Dino Deaumonte, Serena [II] (classic)
Directed by: Ed DePriest
Review brief: The bubbly brunette Betty Boop of porno past, Desiree Cousteau, finds herself as the latest in a string of sexual submissives to be subjugated by the demanding Pat Manning and her pervy sidekick, John Leslie. Such is the case in "Getting Off" (a.k.a.: "Slaves of Love"), a very good, 1979 release from VCX and Hayes DuPree.
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