John Holmes: The Lost Tapes (Adam & Eve) Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  2/20/2016

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
A lot of cocks have fucked their way through the poon-flavored waters of the industry over the years, but none has ever lived up to the original...the one and the only...the girthy meat missile of John Holmes. Indeed, with his massive schlong, Holmes was a dick-slinger of the first order, commanding top billing in films in an industry where the female was almost always the main draw. Capitalizing on this still-legendary status, and despite his having passed away decades ago (1988 ; RIP), Adam & Eve has released "John Holmes: The Lost Tapes" (2009), an exceptional compilation of Holmes' work with some of the most lovely and lusty lasses of the era. Featured are the likes of Rhonda Jo Petty, Lesllie Bovee, Ashley Welles, Connie Peters, and various others, all of whom find ecstasy whilst impaled upon the throbbing manhood that made the man. For fans of the legend...or any of these fine ladies of yesteryear, for that matter...this is a great flick to check out. It demonstrates just why John was so highly regarded, and it's worthy and then some. Hands down and dicks up (John Holmes-sized dicks, that is), it's a winner! (The only real drawbacks are the older quality of scenes and the fact that at least some of the cum-shots appear to be faked.)

In terms of the sex, Scene One finds John getting it on with the slender blonde, Ashley Welles, and her brunette friend in a wood-paneled bedroom. There's oral all-around, and John fucks Ashley vaginally, ultimately popping in her mouth (off-camera), which is followed up by a quick cum-swap between the ladies. In Scene Two, John pounds out the lovely blonde Rhonda Jo Petty on a water bed (oral, vaginal ; hefty facial), while Scene Three brings back Ashley Welles for a quick-but-hot balling in the back of a clothing store (oral, vaginal ; facial). In Scene Four, John awakens in a low-end motel room, with the supposed-lesbian, Lesllie Bovee, under the covers blowing him. Of course, no woman--gay or straight--can resist his meaty charms, and it isn't long before Ms. Bovee's silky blue dress is a thing of the past. He schlongs her righteously (oral and vaginal) and eventually unloads on her chest. Scene Five features Ashley Welles again, this time along with some brown sugar (...in the form of a slender, leggy black woman...) thrown into the mix. An equal opportunity fucker, John takes them both on a sofa (oral, vaginal, girl-on-girl ; double-facial, cummy-kissing). In Scene Six, John plays the part of the pool boy who, after splashing her with some water, gets the attention of the thin, blonde owner of the home, Connie Peters. Connie's immediately smitten and drops to her knees, imbibing his hefty rod. Shortly, her Asian servant, Aki Wang, pops in, and it's a three-way (oral, vaginal, girl-on-girl ; double-facial). Scene Seven offers up another Ashley Welles / John Holmes coupling on the sofa from two sequences ago... lucky girl... and guy (oral, vaginal ; pop on her face, neck, and chest). In Scene Eight, John and a buddy fuck it out with Hillary Summers and Maria Tortuga on sofas in a living room, with each of them sampling both ladies, but with Maria taking both of their loads (on the backside from the friend and, a bit later, on the face from Holmes). Hot stuff!