Adult DVD Talk reviewers have reviewed 7 movies with Maria Tortuga.
Reviews of Maria Tortuga Movies (7)
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Celeste, John Holmes, Rhonda Jo Petty, Tiffany Storm, Ashley Welles, Maria Tortuga, Hillary Summers, Mary Lee, Connie Peterson, Cindy Wong, Lesllie Bovee, Rachael Livingston, Fredricka
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bill Williams
Release date: 8/25/2009
John Holmes: The Lost Tapes (Adam & Eve) review summaries:
fu_q's
A lot of cocks have fucked their way through the poon-flavored waters of the industry over the years, but none has ever lived up to the original...the one and the only...the girthy meat missile of John Holmes. Indeed, with his massive schlong, Holmes was a dick-slinger of the first order, commanding top billing in films in an industry where the female was almost always the main draw. Capitalizing on this still-legendary status, and despite his having passed away decades ago (1988 RIP), Adam & Eve has released "John Holmes: The Lost Tapes" (2009), an exceptional compilation of Holmes' work with some of the most lovely and lusty lasses of the era. [read the full review]
review from 2/20/2016:
A lot of cocks have fucked their way through the poon-flavored waters of the industry over the years, but none has ever lived up to the original...the one and the only...the girthy meat missile of John Holmes. Indeed, with his massive schlong, Holmes was a dick-slinger of the first order, commanding top billing in films in an industry where the female was almost always the main draw. Capitalizing on this still-legendary status, and despite his having passed away decades ago (1988 RIP), Adam & Eve has released "John Holmes: The Lost Tapes" (2009), an exceptional compilation of Holmes' work with some of the most lovely and lusty lasses of the era. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Crystal Dawn, Ron Jeremy, John Stagliano, Tiffany Clark, Lisa De Leeuw, William Margold, Maria Tortuga, Jennifer West, Hillary Summers, Pat Manning, Jeff Parker, Connie Peterson, Tawny Pearl, John Steele, Don Hodges, Lorelei Winston, Pepper Hinds, Gazella Sheldon, Linda Johnson, Art Claybourne, Winston Fonte, Robert Ironwood, Steven Grimes
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Sven Conrad
Release date: 5/16/2009
Previews: Previews
Pink Champagne (Cal Vista) review summaries:
fu_q's
It's all about the T & A in old-time Tinseltown as "Pink Champagne", an overall-good, 1979 release from Cal Vista Classics, traces the lascivious adventures of a rich and pervy duo--the fire-crotched actress, Lisa DeLeeuw, and her casting agent husband, Jon Steele--as they make their raunchy rounds around town, tapping as much ass as possible along the way. [read the full review]
review from 10/29/2016:
It's all about the T & A in old-time Tinseltown as "Pink Champagne", an overall-good, 1979 release from Cal Vista Classics, traces the lascivious adventures of a rich and pervy duo--the fire-crotched actress, Lisa DeLeeuw, and her casting agent husband, Jon Steele--as they make their raunchy rounds around town, tapping as much ass as possible along the way. [read the full review]
T0MBOne's
VCX again uncorks PINK CHAMPAGNE (1979, Cal Vista, VCX-Cal Vista Classic Re-release-2008) with a parade of stars in this loving xxx tribute to Hollywood of the Roaring 20s and the early '30s. [read the full review]
review from 5/23/2009:
VCX again uncorks PINK CHAMPAGNE (1979, Cal Vista, VCX-Cal Vista Classic Re-release-2008) with a parade of stars in this loving xxx tribute to Hollywood of the Roaring 20s and the early '30s. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tiffany Clark, Lisa De Leeuw, Brandy Lee, Mike Ranger, Ashley Welles, Maria Tortuga, Jennifer West, Connie Peterson, Jesse Adams, R.J. Reynolds, Tawny Pearl, Susan Nero, Candida Royalle, Jack Shute, Lawrence Rothchild, Rachel Livingston, Ginger Lee Grace, Vic Falcon, Bobby Dobbs, Tracy Fonte, Tommy La Rock, Sam Menning
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Anne Perry-Rhine
Release date: 12/1/2004
Previews: Previews
Ball Game (Caballero) review summaries:
Flash's
Ball Game is a cheesy, corny, and fun adult film. The film entertains the viewer throughout and has some great sex scenes. However, the title is misleading and the film is more of a jailhouse story than a baseball story, so viewers looking for a sports themed adult film will be disappointed. Caballero has done a poor job with this release with a lack of extras and a poor transfer. [read the full review]
review from 7/5/2016:
Ball Game is a cheesy, corny, and fun adult film. The film entertains the viewer throughout and has some great sex scenes. However, the title is misleading and the film is more of a jailhouse story than a baseball story, so viewers looking for a sports themed adult film will be disappointed. Caballero has done a poor job with this release with a lack of extras and a poor transfer. [read the full review]
Heat Of The Moment (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
Sex, swinging, and all types of erotic fun result when John Holmes, who's having an affair on his wife, finds his yellow jeep stolen whilst out shopping one day. The automobile's ultimate path back to him bounces it from one sexy scenario to another, serving as a mechanism for conveying the sex and giving the viewer more than an eyeful. Such is the case in the decent, though plot-light, porn flick of yesteryear, "Heat of the Moment". [read the full review]
review from 2/24/2017:
Sex, swinging, and all types of erotic fun result when John Holmes, who's having an affair on his wife, finds his yellow jeep stolen whilst out shopping one day. The automobile's ultimate path back to him bounces it from one sexy scenario to another, serving as a mechanism for conveying the sex and giving the viewer more than an eyeful. Such is the case in the decent, though plot-light, porn flick of yesteryear, "Heat of the Moment". [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Holmes, William Margold, Mike Ranger, Robert Bullock, Maria Tortuga, David Pinney, Pat Manning, Uschi Digard, Sandy Pinney, Leslie Bovée, Heather Leigh, Tracy Fonte, Con Covert, Lesllie Bovee, Margaret Monroe, Elmer Pasta, Irene Best, Lee J. O'Donnell, Ingrid Irvin, Jan Claude, Bert Davis, Susan Wong, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Asterix
Directed by: Stephen Gibson
Release date: 9/1/2004
Blonde Emmanuelle review summaries:
Flash's
Blonde Emmanuelle is an amusing adult take on Casablanca. While Asterix has included the 3D version of the film, the hardcore and R-rated versions are sadly missing. With the hardcore sex scenes missing it becomes a little more obvious how the plot was designed to go from sex scene to sex scene but the thin plot is still fun, the film features a great cast, and the humor still works. Asterix has done a disappointing job with the release with problems with the transfer, only a few truly good extras, and the lack of versions present on the release. Director Stephen Gibson said that there is a 3D Blu-ray coming for the title so it is recommended that you not seek out the old Asterix DVD and wait for the Blu-ray. [read the full review]
review from 3/17/2016:
Blonde Emmanuelle is an amusing adult take on Casablanca. While Asterix has included the 3D version of the film, the hardcore and R-rated versions are sadly missing. With the hardcore sex scenes missing it becomes a little more obvious how the plot was designed to go from sex scene to sex scene but the thin plot is still fun, the film features a great cast, and the humor still works. Asterix has done a disappointing job with the release with problems with the transfer, only a few truly good extras, and the lack of versions present on the release. Director Stephen Gibson said that there is a 3D Blu-ray coming for the title so it is recommended that you not seek out the old Asterix DVD and wait for the Blu-ray. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Randy West, Lee Caroll, Annette Haven, Maria Tortuga, Tyler Reynolds
Studio: Gentleman's
Release date: 7/26/2004
Golden Age Of Porn, The: Annette Haven review summaries:
fu_q's
It's difficult to imagine a name that conjures up an image of elegance, grace, and beauty in the minds of early-era porn fans quite like that of Annette Haven. Indeed, one of the truly stunning, classical brunette beauties of porn's yesteryear, Ms. Haven stood alone atop the carnal food chain for the entirety of her career...and this release, "The Golden Age of Porn: Annette Haven", serves as a fine compilation highlighting both her work and her sexuality. [read the full review]
review from 6/17/2015:
It's difficult to imagine a name that conjures up an image of elegance, grace, and beauty in the minds of early-era porn fans quite like that of Annette Haven. Indeed, one of the truly stunning, classical brunette beauties of porn's yesteryear, Ms. Haven stood alone atop the carnal food chain for the entirety of her career...and this release, "The Golden Age of Porn: Annette Haven", serves as a fine compilation highlighting both her work and her sexuality. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jack Baker, Lois Ayres, Maria Tortuga, Pat Manning, Tony El-Ay, Robbie Dee, Bubba the Black, Doobie Brown, Helene Detroit, Kitty Duvall, Diedra Hopkins, Fast Talking Sammy
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Gregory Dark
Release date: 4/21/2004
Let Me Tell Ya 'Bout White Chicks review summaries:
fu_q's
Led by the coolest cat of the 80's, Jack Baker (RIP), a handful of jive-talking fella's hang out in a tiny, dingy apartment whose walls are plastered with centerfolds, as they smoke weed and bull-shit around about their exploits with white women. Of course, the various tall-tales come to life--true or not--as they play out on the screen. So goes "Let Me Tell Ya 'Bout White Chicks", a good, 1984 release from directors Donald Dash and, of course, the infamous Gregory Dark. [read the full review]
review from 11/14/2020:
Led by the coolest cat of the 80's, Jack Baker (RIP), a handful of jive-talking fella's hang out in a tiny, dingy apartment whose walls are plastered with centerfolds, as they smoke weed and bull-shit around about their exploits with white women. Of course, the various tall-tales come to life--true or not--as they play out on the screen. So goes "Let Me Tell Ya 'Bout White Chicks", a good, 1984 release from directors Donald Dash and, of course, the infamous Gregory Dark. [read the full review]
