fu_q's Movie Reviews (1220 - page 27)
Release date: 5/27/2015
Reviewed on: 12/29/2015
Studio: Hard X
Starring: Jerry, Hunter, Jay Ashley, Scott Lyons, Mr. Pete, Johnny Fender, Marco Banderas, Rob Banks, Bill Bailey, Seth Gamble, Chad Alva, Jason Katana, Mia Malkova, Filthy Rich, Sara Luvv, Jillian Janson, Carter Cruise, Gavin Kane, Jake Jace
Directed by: Mason
Review brief: "How much wood would a porn slut suck if a porn slut would suck wood?". This is the time immemorial question that Mason and Hard X have set out to answer in "Facialized 2", a very good, blowbanger of a release featuring four of the more stunning ladies in the biz right now. From the uber-athletic Mia Malkova to the spunky and fun Carter Cruise to the elegantly beautiful Jillian Janson and finally to the cute-as-a-button Sara Luvv, all of the assorted lasses gobble cock and guzzle cum as though it's their final day on the planet...and the result is awesome.
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Release date: 11/18/2015
Reviewed on: 12/29/2015
Studio: AMK Empire
Starring: Anthony Rosano, Cadence Lux, Emma Evins
Review brief: It's difficult to find anything "violating" about a tepid girl/girl scene, a good-but-standard boy/girl scene, and three masturbatory sequences...yet we still find ourselves saddled with the improperly titled "Violation of Cadence Lux" from AMK Empire. Sure, there's a tiny bit of peeing in one segment and some dick in another, but nothing in this release even remotely rises to the level of action that the title would imply...nor does any of it really justify a purchase or a even a rental.
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Release date: 1/25/2005
Reviewed on: 12/24/2015
Studio: Standard Digital
Starring: Don Fernando, Kay Parker, Michael Morrison, Jeff Scott, Holly McCall, Mike Ranger, Juliet Anderson, Turk Lyon, Dorothy LeMay, Jesse Adams, Ken Scudder, Brooke West, Tawny Pearl, Starr Wood, Lisa K. Loring, Lee LeMay, Miko Yani, T.J. Carson, Sarah Harris, Valerie Paulson, Jeremiah Jones, Gary Eberhardt, Kirdy Stevens
Directed by: Kirdy Stevens
Review brief: When her husband leaves her for his much younger secretary, the confused and frustrated Kay Parker can find solace in but one place... her son, Mike Ranger. Such is the case in "Taboo", a very good, 1980 release from Kirdy Stevens and Standard Video that spawned an entire generation of incest-themed films throughout the decade that followed.
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Release date: 7/31/2001
Reviewed on: 12/23/2015
Studio: Dreamland
Starring: Sharon Kane, John Leslie, Jesie St. James, Holly McCall, Richard Pacheco, Juliet Anderson, Dorothy LeMay, Aaron Stuart, Anthony Spinelli, Carl Regal, Cris Cassidy
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Review brief: When a vulgar, crude-talking ladies' man, John Leslie, chances upon a married-but-unfulfilled Jesie St. James upon a beach, he gives himself three days to get into her pants. Such is the case in "Talk Dirty To Me 1", an exceptional, 1980 release from Dreamland Entertainment and Anthony Spinelli. Featuring raw and gritty sexual episodes set up to perfection with exquisitely acted sequences and an extraordinarily well-written storyline, this is the type of film that--when it's over--one's left wishing that it weren't...much like Leslie's character's love-'em-and-leave-'em approach to the ladies.
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Release date: 7/1/2008
Reviewed on: 12/23/2015
Studio: Cal Vista
Starring: Mai Lin, Sharon Mitchell, Joey Silvera, Ron Jeremy, John Leslie, Tara Aire, Shauna Grant, Jon Martin, Laurie Smith, Aaron Stuart, Laura Lazare, Ken Scudder, Gail Sterling, Ross Roberts
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Review brief: Stuck under the thumb of an asshole agent, Shauna Grant (as "Suzie") and her band find themselves left with little choice but to devise a scheme for bringing about his ultimate undoing...and his affair with a mob boss's daughter provides just the opportunity. Such is the case in "Suzie Superstar", an exceptional, 1983 release from Robert McCallum and Cal Vista.
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Release date: 10/25/2001
Reviewed on: 12/22/2015
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Missy, Ursula Moore, Jade, Philippe Dean, Roberto Malone, Rocco Siffredi, Mickey G., Richard Langin, Bruno SX, Maria De Sanchez, Antonella del Lago, Kristina Varga, Olivier Sanchez
Directed by: Joe D'Amato
Review brief: A famed western gunslinger, Rocco Siffredi, and his gang can't say no to women in distress, especially when they're offering up some ass as payment, in "Outlaws". A very good, Old West themed flick from Joe D'Amato and Sin City (1998), this one features far more sucking and fucking than plot, but it does make it to the point where Siffredi and his gang are on their way to take on the bad-guys. The sets, setting, costuming, and grit all feel authentic, and the cheesy English overdubs (presumably from the original Italian) only add to the spaghetti western flavor. Further, the sex is hot--with plenty of anal--and so are the actresses. All around, this one's a winner and will definitely appeal to fans of the Wild West and its harsh, though romanticized, way of life.
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Release date: 9/7/2006
Reviewed on: 12/22/2015
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Georgina Spelvin, Helen Madigan, Levi Richards, Erica Eaton, Shaun Costello, Ashley Moore [II] (male)
Directed by: Shaun Costello
Review brief: An English teacher, played by Russ Carlson, is about to jump to his demise from a New York City bridge over his involvement in the porn industry, when a student (Helen Madigan) and a fellow teacher (Erica Eaton) happen upon him and put a halt to his plans. Of course, their curiosity gets the best of them, with Carlson introducing them to his world, and the sexual high-jinks ensue. Such is the case in "Teacher's Pet" (a.k.a.: "Teachers and Cream", "Teacher's Pets"), a decent, 1972 release from Gourmet Video and Warren Evans.
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Release date: 1/4/2008
Reviewed on: 12/21/2015
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Blake Palmer, Becky Savage, Gloria Leonard, Ray Wells, Hillary Summers, Lauri Noel, Danielle [II] (classic)
Review brief: "Summer Beach House" is a sub-par, 1980 release from Gourmet Video featuring Danielle and Becky Savage as frisky sisters who have a home on the beach for the summer (...hence the title...). The whole film is shot indoors, and the house itself doesn't really scream, "fun in the sun", either. Moreover, this one is super-short and looks like it could have been shot by anyone with a home camcorder. While the sex isn't bad--it's fairly average, with the final orgy being the best--just about everything else is. As such, I'd recommend steering clear of this one.
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Release date: 1/19/2008
Reviewed on: 12/21/2015
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Don Fernando, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Jon Martin, Blair Harris, John Seeman, David Pinney, Eileen Welles, Maureen Spring, Jesse Adams, Sandy Pinney, Phaedra Grant, Lisa Sue Cory, Andy Fields, Jessica Leigh
Directed by: Paul Levis
Review brief: It's high-speed, crash-'em-up car chases, illegal activity, and plenty of hot fucking when an innocent bystander, Phaedra Grant, incidentally encounters both the "West Side Rapist", Jon Martin, and a cooler-than-you cop, John Leslie, in "Intimate Illusions" (a.k.a. "Boiling Point"). An overall-good, 1978 release from director Paul Levis and the Alpha Blue Archives, this flick starts out for all the world looking like it's going to have an exceptional plot...the car chases, character development, intertwined storylines, etc. ... but then, somewhat randomly, gives it all up midway through and wraps everything with a massive orgy at a disco. (???)
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Release date: 7/27/2006
Reviewed on: 12/20/2015
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Joey Silvera, John Leslie, Annette Haven, Linda Wong, Abigail Clayton, Turk Lyon, Desiree West, Sharon Thorpe, Tyler Reynolds, Mimi Morgan, Melba Bruce, Monique Starr, Johnny Keyes, Samantha Morgan, Starr Wood, Justina Lynn, Candida Royalle, Kikko, Ken Turner, Enjil von Bergdorfe, Vernon von Bergdorfe, Lesllie Bovee
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Review brief: When a hulking, beast of a man, Rocky De Sade (played by Ken Turner), is released from prison and begins wreaking havoc all over town, a group of San Francisco prostitutes, S & M enthusiasts, and sexual freaks has little choice but to take matters into their own hands to stop the scourge. Such is the case in "Femmes De Sade", a very good, 1976 release from Alex DeRenzy and Alpha Blue Archives.
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Release date: 9/14/2015
Reviewed on: 12/19/2015
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sabrina, Georgina Spelvin, John Leslie, Annette Haven, Jon Martin, John Seeman, Abigail Clayton, Turk Lyon, Clair Dia, Ray Wells, Bonnie Holiday, Joan Devlon, Stacy Evans, Frank Hollowell, Carl Irwin, Ralph Jenkins, Chesley Noone
Directed by: Ramsey Karson
Review brief: When she accidentally fucks her rich husband to death, Georgina Spelvin--now in a financial crunch--recalls her two daughters, Annette Haven and Clair Dia, from their boarding school and goes about hatching a plan to get them hitched to rich men. Of course, what unfolds is a variety of bizarre, sexual scenarios and missteps before her plan comes to its ultimate conclusion. Such is the case in "Desires Within Young Girls", an excellent, plot-driven, 1977 release from Alpha Blue Archives and Ramsey Karson.
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Release date: 3/11/2010
Reviewed on: 12/19/2015
Studio: Western Visuals
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Amber Lynn, Steve Drake, Marc Wallice, Joanna Storm, John Holmes, Keli Richards, Jessica Wylde, Kari Foxx, Pat Manning, Regine Bardot
Directed by: Jerome Tanner
Review brief: Possessing special powers that allow them to turn both frigid housewives and uninterested daughters into naughty nymphomaniacs with but a single fuck, Dickman (John Holmes) and Throbbin (Tom Byron) spread the love in "The Erotic Adventures of Dickman and Throbbin". An otherwise-good, 1986 release from Western Visuals and Jerome Tanner, the version of this flick available at adultempire.com as a part of their (...excellent, I might add...) unlimited streaming service seems to be missing the last few scenes (at least according to the scene list at iafd.com). Interestingly, a quick check of various other digital porn providers seems to indicate that this is the rule and not the exception. This sad decision on someone's part, of course, means that the plot is cut short, as is the sex. That said, what is included is still hot, and the Amber Lynn, Tom Byron, John Holmes boinking remains intact. While it's difficult to fully recommend a heavily cut version of a film, this one is still fun.
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Release date: 5/7/2006
Reviewed on: 12/19/2015
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Bunny Bleu, Steve Drake, Rose Marie, Craig Roberts, Pam Jennings
Review brief: "Broadcast Babes", a 1985 release from Gourmet Video, is an extremely short and simple fuck-flick revolving around the antics of a couple of guys (Craig Roberts and Steve Drake) who run a small broadcasting studio. Roberts' and Drake's erotic exploits with a handful of women--their secretary (the awesome Bunny Bleu), a model (Pamela Jennings), and an aspiring employee (Rosemarie)--are all highlighted and essentially make up the entire flick.
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Release date: 10/2/2015
Reviewed on: 12/18/2015
Studio: Girlsway
Starring: Dana Vespoli, Jelena Jensen, Anikka Albrite, Adriana Chechik, Carter Cruise, Mercedes Carrera
Directed by: Bree Mills
Review brief: A naive foster kid, Adriana Chechik, finds herself in a mess of trouble (...and pussy...) when she unwittingly becomes a part of a mad doctor's plot to turn the women of the world into wanton, cunt-craving quasi-zombies in "The Turning: A Lesbian Horror Story". An exceptional, plot-driven piece of pornographic horror (whore-or?) from Girlsway, Bree Mills, and Stills by Alan, this film delivers not only incredibly steamy, girl-on-girl action acted out by an impeccably stunning cast, but it does so all whilst keeping tightly in line with a fun, clever, and well-developed plot.
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Release date: 3/24/2015
Reviewed on: 12/17/2015
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tommy Gunn, Lee Stone, Manuel Ferrara, Jesse Jane, Rick Patrick, James Deen, Danny Mountain, Charles Dera
Directed by: Robby D
Review brief: The pouty, energetic, blonde spitfire and inspiration of thousands of fantasies, Jesse Jane, puts her many sexual talents on full display in "Jesse's Yearbook", a very good compilation of her work from Digital Playground. Having spent the vast majority of her career with Digital, there's certainly plenty of primo material from which the company could choose, and they did choose a nice selection here.
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Release date: 5/20/2003
Reviewed on: 12/17/2015
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Eric Edwards, David Morris, R. Bolla, George Payne, Dory Devon, Suzy Mandel, Molly Malone, Wade Nichols, John Christopher, Erica Eaton, Adam DeHaven, Kurt Mann, Patricia Dale, Greg Falcon, Jeanne Joseph, Dr. Infinity
Directed by: Lem Amero, John Amero
Review brief: A pair of yokel, talent-show sisters (Suzy Mandel and Dory Devon) looking to make it big in New York, a rich and conniving British heiress and her naive nephew (Eric Edwards), and a mix up involving a long lost, priceless broach all combine and ignite to fuel the fire that is "Blonde Ambition". A very good, adult comedy filmed in the late 70s and from Jon and Lem Amero and Video-X-Pix, this high-budget fuck-flick packs the plot of a low-budget mainstream release of its era into a tight, tongue-in-cheek, pornographic package...and the result is utterly watchable.
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Release date: 10/16/2007
Reviewed on: 12/16/2015
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Gloria Leonard, Marlene Willoughby, Zebedy Colt, Susan McBain, Nancy Dare, Spalding Gray, John Black, Philip Marlowe, Bill Cort
Directed by: Zebedy Colt
Review brief: It's all about raping, raping, and more raping when three escaped convicts happen upon Zebedy Colt's and Gloria Leonard's pervy little homestead in "Farmer's Daughters". A decent, 1975 release from Gourmet Video and Colt himself, this one is certainly heavy on the heavy-handed sex, and--from the best that I can tell--it seems that everyone except for Zebedy and Leonard ends up as a rapist by the time that all's said and done.
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Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 12/16/2015
Studio: VCX
Starring: John Holmes, William Margold, Christine DeShaffer, Rick Cassidy, Lynne Margulies, Tony Conn, Rollin' Colin Winsky, Jerry Sikorski, Mabel Joy, Larry Conn, Laszlo Oslips, Tracy Hanfuss, Joe Barr, Victor Rainbow, Jeanette Dilger, Anita Rangoon, Bernie Margulies, John Galt, Johnny Legend, Serena [II] (classic)
Directed by: Johnny Legend, Tom Denucci
Review brief: It's just another wacky day and tacky night in a sex-crazed, 1970's American city in "Teenage Cruisers", an overall-good, oddball release from director Johnny Legend ("The Rockabilly Rasputin") and VCX. Featuring an escaped, havoc-wreaking nymphomaniac (Christine DeShaffer), a pair of horny young women (Lynne Margulies and Serena) cruising around town in search of a just-back-from-'Nam boyfriend, and more comedic, kink-bent Americana than you can shake your dick at, this flick is certainly a trip (...albeit a trippy one...) down memory lane.
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Release date: 1/2/2005
Reviewed on: 12/9/2015
Studio: Caballero
Starring: Tom Byron, Ginger Lynn, Gina Carrera, Lisa Lake, Robert Bullock, Tony El-Ay, Debra Lynn, Angelica Dunlap
Directed by: Jack Remy
Review brief: A super-arrogant porn agent, Robert Bullock, needs a fresh-faced starlet to work with an industry phenom, Tony El-Ay, in a new project and--as luck may have it--the stunning Ginger Lynn is available. Such is the case in "Undressed Rehearsal", an overall-good, 1984 production from Vidco and Jack Remy. In what was likely Lynn's first interracial release--a rare one from her early era, at that--Ginger takes Tony's BBC with passion...and looks incredible all the way along.
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Release date: 4/3/2002
Reviewed on: 12/5/2015
Studio: VCX
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sharon Kane, Mike Horner, John Holmes, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Annette Haven, John Seeman, Aaron Stuart, Jesse Adams, Larry Fredrick, Hal Stevens, Bob Lance, Frank Mateo, Spence Davis, Serena [II] (classic)
Directed by: Leon Gucci
Review brief: In what may be the original "happy ending" release (...pardon the pun...), Desiree Cousteau, the brunette Betty Boop of Porno Past, unwittingly finds herself a part of a prostitution ring run by Paul Thomas, who offers to find the aspiring actress "jobs". Of course, the "jobs" are all hand-jobs, blowjobs, etc., as she soon finds out...and which suits her perfectly fine. So goes "Deep Rub", a very good, 1979 release from VCX and director Leon Gucci that is, as most Cousteau flicks were, a fun little fucker from the Golden Age of adult cinema.
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Release date: 6/10/2015
Reviewed on: 12/4/2015
Studio: PornFidelity
Starring: Ryan Madison, Odette Delacroix, Sammie Daniels, Hope Harper, Piper Perri
Directed by: Ryan Madison
Review brief: Offering up an edgy (...and at times creepy...) set of barely-legal fantasies, "Break My Hymen: Her First Time" from Ryan Madison and Kelly Madison Productions, is a sexy, albeit somewhat disturbing, release. Assembled in this one are four of the more petite actresses in the biz--Hope Harper, Piper Perri, Odette Delacroix, and Sammie Daniels--and they all certainly look the part of the just 18-year-old girl.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/3/2015
Studio: Vivid Wave
Starring: Jill Kelly, Tom Byron, Bobby Vitale, Peter North, Steve Hatcher, Felecia, Christi Lake, Melissa Hill, Tony Tedeschi, Sahara Sands, Lori Michaels
Directed by: Toni English
Review brief: Their car broken down, Lori Michaels, a true Texas tart, and her guy, Bobby Vitale, find themselves stranded in a nigh-deserted Arizona town near the Mexico line. As it turns out, the little berg in the middle of nowhere, Providence, isn't quite as empty as it seems... if one counts the rough, ready, and randy ghosts that the couple encounters as inhabitants, that is. Such is the case in "Ghost Town", a very good, mid-90s fuck-flick from Vivid and Toni English.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/3/2015
Studio: Vivid Wave
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Ginger Lynn, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Barbara Dare, Lois Ayres, Rebecca Lynn
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Review brief: Saddled with a nerdy boyfriend, the blonde darling of the 80's porn scene, Ginger Lynn, decides that she's going to save face with her friends by telling them that her guy's a real rock star between the sheets. Of course, it's all bullshit, and it quickly touches off a number of problems in everyone's relationships that ultimately culminate in a massive milieu of adulterous fucking and sucking. Such is the case in "Blame It On Ginger", an overall-good, 1985 release from Vivid and Henri Pachard.
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Release date: 10/15/2015
Reviewed on: 12/2/2015
Studio: Airerose Entertainment
Starring: Phoenix Marie, Sarah Shevon, Kleio Valentien, Madelyn Monroe, Bonnie Rotten, AJ Applegate, Adriana Chechik, Carter Cruise, Abella Danger
Directed by: Derek Dozer
Review brief: Intentionally following in the footsteps of a legend is never an easy thing to do, especially when those footsteps include using the same title for your film as the legend's seminal work. Such is the case with the 2015 version of "Buttslammers" from Airerose and director Derek Dozer (...the original being a series by Hall-of-Famer Bruce Seven...).
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Release date: 6/1/2006
Reviewed on: 12/1/2015
Studio: LBO
Starring: Paul Thomas, Crystal Dawn, Eric Edwards, Vanessa Del Rio, Michael Morrison, Seka, Merle Michaels, Bobby Astyr, Lynx Cannon, Arcadia Lake, Herschel Savage, George Payne, Brooke West, Cris Cassidy, Lenora Bruce, Lysa Thatcher, R.J. Reynolds, Serena [II] (classic)
Directed by: Robert Kinger
Review brief: "Back Door Girls" is an ass-packed, star-studded compilation from LBO / VCR that features some of the biggest names of the Golden Age of porn...all but a few of whom take it in the bum.
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