Whatever Happened To Miss September? Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  1/16/2016

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
A quest to find the object of a wealthy business tycoon's obsession, an elusive centerfold played by the all-American brunette Tina Russell, leads a private investigator to uncover more than he had ever bargained for. Such is the case in "Whatever Happened To Miss September?", an overall-good, 1973 flick from Jerry Denby and Gourmet Video. With a strong plot, decent enough sex, and the lovely Ms. Russell onboard, this one will likely appeal nicely to fans of both features and the classics. It also serves as a good look back at the early industry legend that was Tina Russell, before her sad and untimely demise in the early 80s. As always, those adhering tightly to the more-modern, gonzo way of doing things will want to steer clear, but for the correct, nostalgia-driven crowd, this one's worth checking out.

In terms of the sex, Scene One has Tina Russell briefly sucking Eric Edwards' cock out beneath a tree after a romantic encounter at a park, while in Scene Two, a smooth blonde masturbates vibrato-style under a cameraman's lens. Scene Three finds Tina "auditioning" (...with her mouth and pussy, of course...) for a part in one of "filmmaker" Marc Stevens' productions, when Marc's buddy, Ashley Moore, and his girl, Helen Madigan, enter for a side-by-side suck-and-fuck on separate beds (Stevens pops on Russell's tummy, while Helen pulls Moore out of her from reverse-cowgirl and jerks him to a load on her bush). In Scene Four, Tina plays the part of a panty-less, sultry secretary who masturbates while reading a dirty magazine...all before her boss, Bob Balhatchet, walks in for a boo-boo kissing BJ. Scene Five pairs up Tina with a well-to-do, swinging type, Marcello Bonino, for an oral and vaginal romp on his "firm" bed, while in Scene Six, Tina and Marcello team-up again, this time with his lady, Ultramax, in a champagne-fueled, boy/girl/girl threeway (girl-on-girl, oral, vaginal). Scene Seven offers up a handful of separate couplings at a pay-to-play swing party, with Ashley Moore and Cynthia Lee (oral, vaginal ; pop on her back) , Marcello Bonino and Jean Jeffries (softcore) then Helen Madigan (oral), Ultramax and Marc Stevens (oral, vaginal ; she jerks him to a cum-shot on her bush), and Tina Russell and Kevin Andre (softcore) all getting it on. Not too shabby...