fu_q's Movie Reviews (1214 - page 22)
Release date: 11/4/2003
Reviewed on: 9/1/2016
Studio: VCX
Starring: John Holmes, Annette Haven, Jon Martin, John Seeman, Abigail Clayton, Desiree West, Ray Wells, Tyler Reynolds, Kent Hall, Kristine Heller, Angela Haze, Sandy Pinney, Jeff Lyle, Ebenezer K. Bartholomu
Directed by: Godfrey Daniels
Review brief: It's a wacky, porny walk back through history as a scraggly, aged narrator (Ebenezer K. Bartholomu) rewrites the early American story to include all manner of sexual encounters involving some of its most beloved figures in "Spirit of Seventy Sex". A very good, 1976 release from VCX and director Godfrey Daniels, this remastered film offers up the likes of George and Martha Washington, Ben Franklin, Paul Revere, John Smith, and so on in a variety of goofy, satire-laced, often intentionally anachronistic romps that ultimately come off as fun, clever, and tongue-in-cheek as they do sexy.
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Release date: 5/5/2003
Reviewed on: 8/31/2016
Studio: VCX
Starring: Ashley Dubois, Kecia Kane, Leila Harris, Marsha Cossel, Nancy Franklin, Nancy Keller, David Fine, Michael Muir, Ralph Carl, Ronny Morgan
Directed by: Ernest Danna
Review brief: It spells serious trouble for a swinger mother (Leila Harris) and step-father (David Fine) when Leila's ex (Guy Thomas) reenters the picture and threatens to take custody of their barely-legal daughter (Kecia Kane). Complicating matters is the fact that their lifestyle has bled over into their family life and has even led to Kecia's involvement in some of the fun. Whether Kecia will ultimately get to stay in her happy (...albeit horny...) home, or whether she'll be ripped away from all that she knows and loves (...perhaps too much...) remains the question of the day. Such is the case in "Like Mother, Like Daughter", a decent, 1973 release from VCX and director Ernest Danna.
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Release date: 6/9/2005
Reviewed on: 8/9/2016
Studio: VCX
Starring: Paul Thomas, Desiree Cousteau, Blair Harris, John Seeman, Dorothy LeMay, Norma Jean, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Scudder, Lisa Sue Corey, China Leigh, Rocky Rhodes, Laurie Blue, Tina Austin
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: When a young woman, played by Dorothy LeMay, catches her boyfriend red-handed (...and red-dicked...) cheating upon her on their anniversary, she decides that she's had enough and that she's going to hitchhike her way to San Francisco to become a star. Of course, it's just her "luck" that she finds herself in the hands of a talent agent with a pervy formula for success along the way. What ensues is a tawdry tale of tail, as Dorothy puts out for--and is pimped out to--client upon big-shot client. Whether sucking cock will ultimately lead her to the top...or, instead, to utter despair...remains to be seen. Such is the case in "Formal Faucett", an overall-good, 1978 release from VCX and director F.J. Lincoln.
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Release date: 7/31/2000
Reviewed on: 8/9/2016
Studio: I-Candy
Starring: Georgina Spelvin, John Holmes, Jon Martin, Linda Wong, Bonnie Holiday, Jessica Temple-Smith, Paula Wain, Steve Balint, Yvonne Green, Jimi Lee, Daniel Husong, Mark Ross, Jon Gimbel, Elliot Lewis
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: John Holmes is at it again as his cooler-than-you, private investigator persona, "Johnny Wadd", in "The Jade Pussycat", a very good, 1977 release from Bob Chinn and I-Candy. This time around, Holmes has been employed by the sister of a low-rent thief, Jon Martin, to find him after he goes missing upon stealing a near-priceless artifact, the Pussycat. As it turns out, it's the criminal Linda Wong and her gang of Chinese thugs who are behind the kidnapping, and what ensues is an old-school, P.I. adventure reminiscent of mainstream stories of its era...but served up with a heaping helping of Holmes' mammoth meat and good ole-fashioned fucking.
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Release date: 11/25/2005
Reviewed on: 8/6/2016
Studio: VCX
Review brief: "The Best of VCX Classics 2 (Trailers)" is, as its name would imply, a compilation of vintage adult previews and teasers from the company's Golden Age. Having been one of the larger companies of the era, VCX certainly has some of the cream of the crop (crotch?), as well as a significant breadth of lesser-known titles, in its historical library, and what's presented here nicely demonstrates this fact.
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Release date: 8/14/2009
Reviewed on: 8/3/2016
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Jamie Gillis, John Leslie, Kay Parker, Jesie St. James, Juliet Anderson, Shirley Wood, Dewey Alexander, Desiree West, Lottie Hayworth, Dorothy LeMay, George Spelvin, Aaron Stuart
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Review brief: It seems that just about everyone is up against a new, hard-assed English teacher at Vista Valley High (the lovely Jesie St. James) who's been brought in to whip the unruly school back into shape. Known more for its chaos, beatings, and rapes than its academic rigor, it seems that the students (...and their parents...) at the school are far more interested in fucking around--and just plain fucking, for that matter--than they are in bettering themselves. Indeed, their problems run deep and spread wide, and whether Jesie will be able to set things right and get them back on the straight and narrow...or whether she'll ultimately find herself entangled in their intricate web of carnal corruption...remains to be seen. Such is the case in "Vista Valley P.T.A", a very good, 1981 release from VCX and director Anthony Spinelli.
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Release date: 4/28/2009
Reviewed on: 7/30/2016
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Terri Hall, C.J. Laing, Jeff Eagle, John Dupree
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: Two raunchy repairmen, Jeffrey Hurst and the ever-ready John Leslie, manage to do a lot more fucking than they do fixing, as they attempt to repair an apartment building's broken elevator...but instead end up servicing every pussy in sight. Such is the case in "The Honeymooners", an overall-good, 1976 release from director Bob Chinn and VCX.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/11/2016
Studio: VCA
Starring: Savannah, Randy West, Marc Wallice, Madison, Danielle Rogers, Cameo, April Rayne, Jamie Lee, Sandra Scream
Review brief: The illuminati are real, they're exercising world domination from the lost city of Atlantis, and they've entrusted a super-pimp, Jack Baker, with a magic wand that allows him to enchant his harem of hookers to ultimately serve their nefarious purposes. Such is the case in "New Wave Hookers 2", a very good, 1991 release from VCA and noted director Gregory Dark.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/11/2016
Studio: Metro
Starring: Heather Hart, Kym Wilde, Jon Dough, Deidre Holland, Nikki Dial, Francesca, Paula Harlow, Lilli Xene
Review brief: A spontaneous encounter with a male friend sparks a beautiful young woman, Nikki Dial, to leave an otherwise-happy, lesbian relationship with her girlfriend, Deidre Holland, and to embark upon a quest to discover her true sexuality. Such is the case in "Things Change: My First Time", a very good, 1993 release from Metro and director Paul Thomas.
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Release date: 11/18/2005
Reviewed on: 7/10/2016
Studio: Gentleman's
Starring: Shauna Grant
Review brief: What can be said about Shauna Grant? A young starlet from Minnesota who took the industry by storm in the early 1980's, it was her untimely passing, apparently at her own hands, that truly rocked the porn world and beyond. Indeed, her life became the subject of a made-for-TV movie, a documentary, news pieces and articles, and so on. Clearly, her situation ended in tragedy, and it shouldn't be forgotten. Still, Ms. Grant did make a number of adult films that can serve as a fine way for her fans to remember the blonde beauty of yesteryear. Herein, I review one of them, a mini- (very mini-) compilation actually, "The Golden Age of Porn: Shauna Grant", from Gentlemen's Video.
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Release date: 11/21/2002
Reviewed on: 7/10/2016
Studio: Collector's Video
Starring: Randy West, Ron Jeremy, Anna Ventura, Pia Snow, John Leslie, Richard Pacheco, Mike Ranger, Kevin James, Desiree West, Leslie Winston, Lenora Bruce, Sylvia Benedict, Lee Carroll, Mike Feline, Victoria Knoll, Lisa Lang, Jennifer Wright, Erica Johnston, Donna Ferguson, Liza Moore, John Handler, Michael Snow
Directed by: Svetlana, David Frazer
Review brief: All horny hell breaks loose when four beautiful models, who have decided to get away and go camping for a weekend, stumble upon a legendary S&M institute buried deep in the woods...and subsequently become its sexual captives. Of course, these lusty ladies don't take it lying down...or maybe they do...and the sex and hijinks that roll out are more than hot enough to satisfy even the most jaded of porn fan. Such is the case in "Bad Girls", an exceptional, 1981 release from VCX and directors David Frazer and Svetlana.
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Release date: 10/25/2005
Reviewed on: 7/9/2016
Studio: Collector's Video
Starring: Tom Byron, Ron Jeremy, Eric Edwards, Shauna Grant, Richard Pacheco, Stephanie Taylor, Bobby Hollander
Directed by: Roy Karch, Bobby Hollander, Eric Edwards
Review brief: What can be said about Shauna Grant? A young starlet from Minnesota who took the industry by storm in the early 1980's, it was her untimely passing, apparently at her own hands, that truly rocked the porn world and beyond. Indeed, her life became the subject of a made-for-TV movie, a documentary, news pieces and articles, and so on. Clearly, her situation ended in tragedy, and it shouldn't be forgotten. Still, Ms. Grant did make a number of adult films that can serve as a fine way for her fans to remember the blonde beauty of yesteryear. Herein, I review one of them, a compilation actually, "Shauna Grant: The Early Years", from VCX.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/7/2016
Studio: I-Candy
Starring: Tom Byron, Marc Wallice, John Holmes, Marilyn Chambers, Lisa De Leeuw, Richard Pacheco, Cody Nicole, Lili Marlene, Brandy, Tina Marie, Loni Sanders, Herschel Savage, Steve Douglas, John Lazar, Clay Tanning, Ferris Weal, Donna Capris, Monique Gabrielle, Winston Cleet, Margaret Raines
Directed by: Godfrey Daniels
Review brief: The path to music superstardom is fraught with users, losers, cutthroat competition, and, of course, plenty of hot, steamy sex, as a young country singer, Marilyn Chambers, quickly discovers. Fortunately for the beautiful adult legend, her smooth, seductive, and sultry style--coupled with her natural talents and street smarts--are enough to overcome any obstacle in her way. Such is the case in "Up 'N Coming", a very good, 1982 release from Godfrey Daniels and I-Candy.
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Release date: 10/31/2003
Reviewed on: 7/6/2016
Studio: VCX
Starring: Amber Lynn, Randy West, Randy Paul, Siobhan Hunter, Eric Edwards, Leslie Winston, Susan Bradley
Directed by: Steven Lucas
Review brief: Amber Lynn is an unrepentant, cock-sucking, dick-riding nymphomaniac so out of control that nothing--nothing but true love, that is--can stop her from fucking a streak of havoc through half of the town. Such is the case in "Crocodile Blondee", an overall-good, 1986 release from Edwin Durrell and VCX.
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Release date: 2/8/2005
Reviewed on: 7/5/2016
Studio: VCX
Starring: Paul Thomas, Jon Martin, Blair Harris, John Seeman, Turk Lyon, Carl Regal, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Scudder, Kristine Heller, Samantha Morgan, Lori Blue, Lola Dunmore, Turk Lydon, Tamara Morgan, Chrissy Petersen, Carl Regan, Casey Winters, Elaine Wells, George Adler, Debbie Sloan, Sarah Butterfield, Barbara Burk, Kathy Graves, Lucy McDonald, Laurie Peters, Audrey Hale, Cindy Scott, Karen Shea
Directed by: Joanna Williams
Review brief: The students want to fuck the teachers, and the teachers want to fuck the students, and--be it in fantasy or in reality--when the stars align and it happens, it's nothing short of magical. Such is the case in "Little Girls Blue", a very good, 1977 release from VCX and director Joanna Williams.
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Release date: 4/14/2005
Reviewed on: 7/4/2016
Studio: Gentleman's
Starring: Debi Diamond
Review brief: In this release, Gentlemen's Video puts forth a mini-compilation of scenes featuring the incomparable Debi Diamond. Unfortunately, sound issues compromise the final three sequences of the release, dooming its potential success and watchability.
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Release date: 8/1/2002
Reviewed on: 7/4/2016
Studio: Mitchell Brothers
Starring: Paul Thomas, John Holmes, John Leslie, Annette Haven, Jean Jennings, John Rolling, Dale Meador, Ken Scudder, Joanna Hilden, Mitch Mandell, Michael Dolan, John Tate, Maxine McKnight, Kristen Huston, Max Mitchell, Jeffery Armstrong, Billy Boyer, Nancy Ford, Gerd Mairandres, Artie Mitchell, Warren Pierce
Directed by: Sharon McKnight
Review brief: The blonde beauty Jean Jennings' unorthodox initiation into the world of carnal delights at the hands of a depraved priest (Paul Thomas) ultimately finds the young, 19th century woman quickly transitioning from the role of sexual prey to that of perverted predator, all as recounted by a flea who latches onto her and lives to tell the tale. Such is the case in "Autobiography of a Flea", a very good, 1976 release from the Mitchell Brothers and director Sharon McKnight.
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Release date: 7/9/2002
Reviewed on: 7/3/2016
Studio: Arrow Productions
Starring: Paul Thomas, Don Fernando, Rock Steadie, Richard Pacheco, Sharon Thorpe, Eileen Welles, Amber Hunt, Mimi Morgan, Lauren Black, Nancy Hoffman, Cris Cassidy, Phaedra Grant, Bron White, Byron White, David Clark, Joey Nassivera, Marc Howard
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: It's all about the horny high-jinks for a trio of volunteers (Cris Cassidy, Amber Hunt, and Nancy Hoffman) at the local hospital and nothing, not even a mean boss whom they've nicknamed "Sarge" (Sharon Thorpe), is going to stand in their way. Such is the case in "Candy Stripers", an exceptional, 1978 release from Bob Chinn and Arrow Productions.
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Release date: 8/27/2003
Reviewed on: 7/3/2016
Studio: Collector's Video
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Desiree Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Nancy Suiter, Hillary Summers, Chris Anderson, Wendy O. Williams, Bud Wide, Nicki Phillips, Candy Summer, Amy Leigh, Serena [II] (classic)
Directed by: Svetlana
Review brief: When two gas station attendants, Jamie Gillis and Bud Wise, read an article about Hollywood starlets who are supplementing their incomes in the real estate business by treating high-end clients to the times of their lives, they both know that they have to get in on the deal. Of course, this means pretending to be wealthy, oil tycoons who have struck it rich and are looking to score some property from the ladies. And, to be fair, the pair does, indeed, eventually strike it rich--but in pussy, not crude--and they do score quite frequently, as well--just not in picking up property. Such is the case in "800 Fantasy Lane", a very good, 1979 release from VCX and Svetlana.
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Release date: 10/7/2004
Reviewed on: 7/2/2016
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Starring: Henri Pachard, Jamie Gillis, Ron Jeremy, Jack Wrangler, Samantha Fox, Veronica Hart, Merle Michaels, Bobby Astyr, Jerry Butler, Kelly Nichols, Michael Knight [I] (classic), Gloria Leonard, Josh Andrews, Cami Graham, George Payne, Peter Andrews, Dory Devon, Ron Hudd, Marco Nero, Roy Stuart, John Christopher, Frederick Foster, Adam DeHaven, Kurt Mann, Patricia Dale, Margaret Smith, Frank Adams, Adam De Haven, Earl Arno, Phil Smith, Rex Capizo, Margo DuMont, Bill Krandell, Jack Mead, Steve Nimrod, Harley Quinn, Jese Paul de Valois, Manena Brown, Robert Lipton, F. McKrell, Michael Parr, Frederick Rein, Gunter Stern, Max Torge, Ashley Moore [II] (male)
Directed by: Chuck Vincent
Review brief: It's a hefty dose of reality--and reality ain't always fair--for a trio of young women trying to chase down their dreams and make their way through the dirt and grime that is the Big Apple of the early 1980's. Indeed, "Roommates" from Chuck Vincent and Video-X-Pix, an exceptional, 1981 release, brings together a former prostitute trying to escape her past (Samantha Fox), a drug-addicted model who seems to find trouble everywhere she turns (Kelly Nichols), and an aspiring actress from out of town (Veronica Hart) as newly-minted roomies in the rough life of NYC. Quickly bonding, the women go through all manner of life's trials and tribulations together, often finding solace and comfort solely in one another's arms.
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Release date: 7/18/2015
Reviewed on: 7/1/2016
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Starring: Mike Horner, Billy Dee, Jon Martin, Nikki Knights, Megan Leigh, Alicia Monet, Gail Sterling, Long Chaney
Directed by: Max Schenk
Review brief: It's a blitzkrieg-balling good time when Adolf Hitler (played by Jon Martin) and his carnal cohort of heil-happy, horny Heinies find their way to a high-end bordello for some fun in the sack. Such is the case in "Hitler Sucks", a very good, 1988 release from GVC and Max Schenk.
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Release date: 11/28/2005
Reviewed on: 7/1/2016
Studio: VCX
Starring: Mike Horner, Jesie St. James, Blair Harris, John Seeman, Juliet Anderson, Desiree West, Dashile Miguele, Ken Scudder, Marlene Munroe, Bob Bernharding, Dan Howard, Kathy Kaufman, Mandy Ashley, Brigit Olsen
Review brief: Everyone's getting balled and having a ball when a fortune teller, Ms. Sandy Hill, gazes into her... well... crystal ball, of course. Such is the case in "Gypsy Ball", a decent, 1980 release from VCX that uses the sultry soothsayer and her visions as a means of connecting a variety of otherwise-disconnected (...and ridiculously overdubbed...) scenes.
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Release date: 7/31/2000
Reviewed on: 6/26/2016
Studio: I-Candy
Starring: Steve Drake, Marilyn Chambers, Billy Dee, Harry Reems, Jerry Butler, Richard Pacheco, Kevin James, Tantala Ray, Ami Rogers, Lester McGinty
Directed by: Jack Remy
Review brief: "Marilyn Chambers Private Fantasies 5", the fifth installment in the Marilyn-driven and -narrated, 1980's fantasy vignette series from I-Candy, offers up five sexy sequences starring the former Ivory Snow Girl, all nominally representative of her various--and varied--sexual fantasies.
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Release date: 7/31/2000
Reviewed on: 6/26/2016
Studio: I-Candy
Starring: Tom Byron, Christy Canyon, Marilyn Chambers, Andre Bolla, Harry Reems, Jerry Butler, Kevin James, Lana Burner
Directed by: Jack Remy
Review brief: "Marilyn Chambers Private Fantasies 6", the sixth installment in the Marilyn-driven and -narrated, 1980's fantasy vignette series from I-Candy, offers up three sexy sequences starring the former Ivory Snow Girl, all nominally representative of her various--and varied--sexual fantasies.
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Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 6/24/2016
Studio: I-Candy
Starring: Ron Jeremy, Marilyn Chambers, Nick Random, Tantala Ray, Rick Cassidy, Gaylene Marie, John Colt, Dolph Stouber
Directed by: Ned Morehead
Review brief: "Marilyn Chambers Private Fantasies 3", the third installment in the Marilyn-driven and -narrated, 1980's fantasy vignette series from I-Candy, offers up four sequences starring the former Ivory Snow Girl, all nominally representative of her various fantasies, and one, extraneous scene thrown in for good (...or bad...) measure.
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