Formal Faucett, A Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  8/9/2016

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
When a young woman, played by Dorothy LeMay, catches her boyfriend red-handed (...and red-dicked...) cheating upon her on their anniversary, she decides that she's had enough and that she's going to hitchhike her way to San Francisco to become a star. Of course, it's just her "luck" that she finds herself in the hands of a talent agent with a pervy formula for success along the way. What ensues is a tawdry tale of tail, as Dorothy puts out for--and is pimped out to--client upon big-shot client. Whether sucking cock will ultimately lead her to the top...or, instead, to utter despair...remains to be seen. Such is the case in "Formal Faucett", an overall-good, 1978 release from VCX and director F.J. Lincoln. With the lovely Ms. LeMay in the lead role, the sex in this film is certainly hot enough, and--coming from the Golden Age--the acting and plot are generally above the level that one would expect from a more-modern release, as well. Indeed, the storyline is developed enough to keep the viewer interested and to frame the sex well, and it doesn't get boring. While this film is short--just over an hour--there's still a good deal to "enjoy", in every sense of the word. For fans of Dorothy LeMay (...she had a distinctively sexy look and always played the tart to perfection...) and/or the classics, this little fuck-flick from yesteryear is worth a look.

In terms of the sex, Scene One kicks off mid-fuck between the blonde Nancy Hoffman and Dorothy LeMay's guy, Rocky Rhodes, in her bedroom. Despite the fact that Dorothy barges in on them and goes mental, Hoffman finishes the job with her hand (oral, vaginal). In Scene Two, Ken Scudder "auditions" a young, Asian model, China Leigh, for lingerie work...which, of course, includes sucking his dick until he spurts in her hands. Scene Three finds Dorothy LeMay on her first assignment--to procure an acting job from a light-skinned, African American man. Much like with China in the sequence before, this all involves getting it on with the dude (vaginal ; cum-shot on her backside out of cowgirl, cummy reinsertion). In Scene Four (...which is intercut with the last...), the carrot-topped Lori Blue eats out China Leigh whilst wearing a dog collar and a leash and as the boss agent, Paul Thomas, watches in and uses her as a footrest. Scene Five has Dorothy LeMay and a fellow actress on a shoot, Lisa Sue Corey, tying up a gay director, John Seeman, and giving him a taste of the "other side" (oral--both ladies, vaginal--Corey ; Corey rubs him to a cum-shot with her hand as he fucks her ass-cheeks in cowgirl...Nice ending!). In Scene Six, Lori Blue and China Leigh pleasure Paul Thomas orally with a double-BJ. Scene Seven involves a backseat blowjob to completion by Dorothy LeMay on a TV bigwig, Blair Harris, as they ride around town in the back of his limo. In Scene Eight, Dorothy LeMay and Desiree Cousteau go at it (fingers and tongues), as Desiree's pervy, faceless boss jerks himself to completion in the closet. Scene Nine features a celebratory orgy involving Paul Thomas and his girls, Dorothy LeMay, Lori Blue, and China Leigh, as they formally welcome Ms. LeMay into the fold by getting her between their folds (girl-girl, oral--Leigh and LeMay, vaginal--Blue ; LeMay jerks PT to a money-shot, in part, on her face).