Honeymooners, The Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  7/30/2016

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
Two raunchy repairmen, Jeffrey Hurst and the ever-ready John Leslie, manage to do a lot more fucking than they do fixing, as they attempt to repair an apartment building's broken elevator...but instead end up servicing every pussy in sight. Such is the case in "The Honeymooners", an overall-good, 1976 release from director Bob Chinn and VCX. While a number of minutes have apparently been cut from this version of the production according to iafd.com, this Golden Age film still manages to be fun, quirky, and sexy enough to warrant a watch. Indeed, just about anything with the stunning adult film legends C.J. Laing and Terri Hall is guaranteed to be good, and this instance is no exception. The plot--while not horribly deep--frames the fucking well and maintains the viewer's interest, the sex itself is steamy and wankable, and C.J. and her two male leads play their parts well...as is to be expected. One must also not forget the incomparable Ms. Hall and her ballerina-borne body, with the former as dirty and raunchy as the latter is graceful. So...for fans of quick-running, old-school fuck-flicks who aren't expecting a tremendous amount of content and/or for fans of any of the participants, this one isn't a bad choice to check out. While there's definitely better out there, it will still fill the carnal void and provide a fun and sexy dose of nostalgic nookie.

In terms of the sex, Scene One finds the hot-to-trot, strawberry blonde, uptown girl, C.J. Laing, stooping to a dopey, elevator repairman's, Jeffrey Hurst's, level and putting the moves on him after he's helped her with some packages (oral, vaginal ; no-hands cum-shot on her pussy out of doggy). In Scene Two, C.J. services Hurst's service-providing buddy, John Leslie, when he comes up to her apartment (oral, vaginal ; pop on her bush). Scene Three has C.J. inviting her neighbor, the brunette dancer, Terri Hall, over for a crack at the still-ready John Leslie. Of course she takes advantage of the opportunity [oral, vaginal ; she blows him to a (real?) orgasm in her mouth]. In Scene Four, John Leslie makes his way home after a hard (...pun intended...) day at work, only to find his wife, the cute blonde, Jean Dalton, wanting more. He's up for the challenge, and the two give it a go on the sofa and then the bed (oral to a jerked-off facial followed by a further vaginal fucking ; load on her ass out of doggy). Scene Five features an orgy at C.J.'s place, with Terri Hall, Ultramax, and Ursula Austin kicking things off with some light girl-on-girl action, before John Leslie and Jeffrey Hurst show up and get involved. From there, it's an entanglement of cock, pussy, and ass, but Leslie spends most (all?) of his time with Terri and Ultra, while Hurst spends his with Austin. Laing gets involved very briefly at the end of the festivities, and a cum-shot out of missionary by John on Ultramax' tummy--which Terri laps up after shoving her head between his legs from behind out of a rimming position--and a no-hands pop by Hurst out of cowgirl with Ursula cap off this kinky, carnal caper. Hot stuff!