Crocodile Blondee Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  7/6/2016

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
Amber Lynn is an unrepentant, cock-sucking, dick-riding nymphomaniac so out of control that nothing--nothing but true love, that is--can stop her from fucking a streak of havoc through half of the town. Such is the case in "Crocodile Blondee", an overall-good, 1986 release from Edwin Durrell and VCX. Despite having nothing to do with Australia nor with the similarly titled, mega-popular mainstream flick of its era, this film still delivers a heaping helping of red-hot sex. Indeed, the dirty-talking Amber is a Hall-of Famer for a reason, and that reason has as much to do with her erotic prowess as it does with her stunning good looks. She's almost always a sexual sight to behold. While the plot in this one could be better developed--and better acted--it ultimately doesn't matter, as featuring Ms. Lynn in the bulk of its scenes is more than enough to compensate for any shortcomings. For fans of Amber Lynn or for those curious about her earlier work, this one's a decent pick-up.

In terms of the sex, Scene One kicks off with Randy Paul's dick in Amber Lynn's mouth and goes from there, as the two get it on in bed (oral, vaginal ; she jerks him off on her pelvis out of a voracious reverse-cowgirl). In Scene Two, Amber seduces a "random stranger" whom she stalks on the streets, Eric Edwards, and who turns out to (supposedly) be a bigwig at the local bank. Of course, the two head back to his place, and she fucks his brains out upon a red sectional sofa (oral, vaginal ; pop on her back out of doggy). Scene Three finds Amber's therapist, Leslie Winston, dropping to the couch, spreading her legs (no panties), and beginning to rub one out as soon as Amber leaves. In short order, Randy Paul--who found her card when Amber dropped it after boinking her--walks in through the door, and the two bang it out with nary an introduction (masturbation, oral, vaginal ; load on her backside out of doggy after a fierce fucking). In Scene Four, Amber and Eric's big-shot creative director wife, Siobahn Hunter, take time out from the pool and pair up on a lounge chair in a sun room. Before long, Eric joins them, and a full-on three-way ensues (girl-girl, oral--both, vaginal--Hunter ; Amber beats him off out of reverse-cowgirl with Hunter). Scene Five has Randy Paul fucking the cute, brunette, one-shot-wonder, Susan Bradley, in Leslie's office and under her watchful (lustful) gaze (vaginal). In Scene Six, Amber and her guy, Randy West, share a romantic moment (and romp) in their newly-minted marital bed...how sweet (oral, vaginal ; money-shot out of missionary on her tummy and bush)! Hot stuff!