Expose Me Now Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  1/15/2016

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
A grossly unequal inheritance pits a lowlife real estate jockey, Ron Jeremy, against his super-do-gooder brother, Herschel Savage, and--of course, this being a porno--all manner of sexual machinations and hi-jinks ensue. Such is the case in "Expose Me Now", an overall-good, 1983 release from Joe Sherman and Cal Vista. With Ron Jeremy's character effectively cut out of their well-off uncle's will, he works on screwing over both his brother, Herschel (...who himself is forced to do "good deeds" from 6 - 9 pm every night wearing a boy-scout costume...), as well as anyone else whom he encounters in the course of his day-to-day business. Fortunately for him (...and the viewer...), Ron's surrounded himself with a group of do-anything-for-the-sell, especially if the "anything" is sexual, ladies who are ready and randy to spread their legs in order to get a leg up. While it does at times feel as though there are two plotlines running parallel to one another in this film, they do tie together and ultimately coalesce well enough that the sex (...which is smokin'...) and the production don't suffer. For fans of features, the Golden Age, and adult classics, this one's worth picking up.

In terms of the sex, Scene One finds Ron Jeremy fantasizing about pulling his brother's bride, K.C. Valentine, out of her panties on their wedding day and fucking her to a spurting pop on her tummy. In Scene Two, a blonde real estate agent, Lynx Canon, decides that open legs are a better way to sell a home to two rich seafarers, Paul Thomas and Don Fernando, than any open house would ever be (oral, vaginal, anal ;facial from Fernando, cum-shot on the ass from Thomas). They really batten down her hatches. Scene Three has the blonde beauty and real estate agent, Danielle (RIP), picking up her client's gardener, Richard Pacheco, by accident and reading him dirty stories in her lingerie until the two can't take it anymore (oral, vaginal ; she jerks him to a load on her tummy). In Scene Four, Danielle dominates her boss, Ron Jeremy, and makes him lick her ass as "punishment" (...poor, guy...) for sending her on the prior sequence's call. As things are getting underway, another one of Ron's agents, the brunette Brooke Bennett, walks in on the duo and gets caught up in the mix. Danielle makes the two fuck in front of her as she spreads her legs and masturbates (oral, vaginal ; titty-fuck to a pop on Brooke's chest ; Scene Five). So hot! In Scene Six, a female scout, Angel Burgeon, catches Herschel Savage in his "do-gooder" gear out by the road and drags him back into the woods. She ties him up, whips his dick out, and has him fuck her until he goops up her bush. Scene Seven pairs up Herschel Savage and Danielle, as the beautiful blonde easily seduces him at his newly-acquired mansion (oral, vaginal; cum-shot on her inner-thigh and bush), while in Scene Eight, Brooke Bennett works her way into a wealthy client's, Dana Moore's, panties in the kitchen of Herschel's home...and then ends up both caught and with a cucumber in her pussy. Scene Nine couples Ron Jeremy and Danielle for a happily-ever-after banging aboard a sailboat (oral, vaginal ; money-shot on her bush). Hot...and beautiful...but mostly hot.