Expose Me Now Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  4/24/2009

Fraternal twins, Shane (Hershel Savage) and Abel (Ron Jeremy) find out what their uncle left them in his will: Shane everything, Abel jack shit. Shane must follow certain guidelines to get the inheritance; he must wander about between the hours of 6-9 doing good deeds for whoemever he ecounters. He also must wear a ridiculous outfit that looks like a scouting get-up with a 6-9 patch above his shirt pocket. Shane thinks it's a great idea, Abel thinks he's nuts and sets out to disrupt his brother's new life.

Joe Sherman's 78 minute EXPOSE ME NOW (1982, VCX-Cal Vista Classic re-release, 2008) sticks to its nutty premise and never really looks back; it's a surprisingly solid xxx comedy with a good performance by Ron Jeremy but numerous sex scenes with the lovely blonde Danielle boost the sexual energy up a few notches.

An angry Abel dreams of getting back at his brother, thus , a dream sequence details his deflowering of Shane's bride on their wedding day. In a wedding gown, blonde K. C. Valentine takes a straight sex pounding from Ron in this solid xxx start---!!!

Abel tries to sell Shane's mansion while he's out doing good deeds. With the help of a goofy computer device, the C. L. I. T. computer, (stands for Computer, Lust, Information & Tips) Abel looks up wealthy people and gets their name, hometown, financial status and the all important, sexual weakness.

Abel attempts to sell the mansion by sending one of his girls (Lynx Canon) masquerading as a real estate agent in a sailor get-up to sell the estate to a rich guy, who has a thing for sailors. Lynx looks girl-next door great in this solid scene which features straight sex with Don Fernando, anal sex with Paul Thomas and a possible double penetration---!!! 1/2

Abel sends his assistant (Danielle) on a similar mission but she ends up seducing the wrong guy; she picks up a 25 cent/hour Mexican worker (Richard Pacheco with a lame accent) instead of the intended target his rich Mexican boss, who, according to the C. L. I. T. machine, likes masturbating while someone reads him erotic literature. Danielle dutifully reads xx sections of a story and richard responds with corresponding actions that result in a solid straight sex scene on a couch---!!!

Back at the office, Danielle smacks a ruler around and forces Ron Jeremy to suck her pussy then her ass. One of the girls (Brooke Bennett, that's her in the orgy sequence of TABOO II---!!!!! outa !!!!!) walks in on the duo so Danielle smacks her ass as a punishment. This wacky scene turns into a pussy eating, mish and titty fucking session on the couch while Danielle plays with her twat from her perch on the desk. On her knees and arching her back onto the couch, Brooke Bennett looks incredible dick-sucking and titty-fucking then taking the cumshot---!!!!

Shane ventures out for his mandatory hike around the wooded area looking for good deeds to do. Her runs into a gal (Angel Burgeon) who needs help "with her knots." With Shane tied to a post, she helps herself to the ever helpful Shane. Angel and Hershel suck and fuck on along a wooded pathway that ends with a cumshot on Angel's pussy---!!!

Abel schemes to catch Shane late for his assigned 6-9 duties but Shane tricks him and fucks Abel's assistant in the process. Danielle gives Hershel a great blow job then takes a mish fucking, side fuck, reverse cowgirl ride, more side stuff, then a cumshot on her pussy. Danielle looks great here in this well-photographed, well-edited scene---!!! 1/2

Abel sends his girl over to shane's for one more shot at making a buck off the mansion. Brooke Bennett and Dana Moore share a cucumber in this brief girl/girl scene. More of the beautiful Brooke Bennett and her terrific boobs plus her twat takes a rubbing from an egg---!!

Abel and his assistant look each other up on the C. L. I. T. machine and decide that they should stop their hustling ways and get married. Danielle and Ron Jeremy end up sucking and fucking on a huge sail boat for the xxx finale---!!!, then the film ends with the newlyweds meeting the other newlyweds, Shane and his wife, who Abel recognizes from...

Well, EXPOSE ME NOW (1982, VCX-Cla Vista Classic re-release, 2008) was a pleasent surprise thanks to the wonderful Danielle as a strong female assistant character that reins in Ron Jeremy throughout this film. Picture quality of this standard frame presentation is fine, with a solid mix of music paired with natural moans and groan and dialog from the performers. A good show that stays on that sometimes slippery xxx comedy path.

Final rating for Joe Sherman's EXPOSE ME NOW is !!! outa !!!!!

Extras include the usual assortment of VCX-Cal Vista Classic trailers and bonus scenes plus a brief slide show.