Flash's Movie Reviews (881 - page 23)
Release date: 9/25/2014
Reviewed on: 10/17/2015
Studio: Kink.com
Starring: Dylan Ryan, India Summer, Wenona, Lorelei Lee, Aiden Starr, Ariel X, Dragon Lily, Chanel Preston, Maitresse Madeline Marlowe
Review brief: Barbarella: A Kinky Parody is the web series from Kink brought to DVD, which is short on plot but long on fetish. If you are looking for a feature film, this will be an easy pass for you. If you like the fetish sites of Kink and dislike too much plot getting in the way of the sex scenes then they have done an excellent job with this release.
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Release date: 4/22/2014
Reviewed on: 10/14/2015
Studio: Vivid
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Danny Wylde, Michael Vegas, Ash Hollywood, Dahlia Sky, Anikka Albrite, Penny Pax
Directed by: Hank Hoffman
Review brief: The Dating Game XXX: A Porn Parody is but one in a long series of parodies being put out by the adult entertainment industry in bulk. Sadly, it falls into the pitfalls that hinder most of the parody movies being produced there isn't much of the parody and the sex scenes seem forced into the movie. The Dating Game XXX: A Porn Parody ultimately ends up being rather standard fare. Vivid has given the movie a good presentation on DVD but the extras are lacking.
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Release date: 3/9/2015
Reviewed on: 10/14/2015
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Nina Hartley, Dylan Ryan, India Summer, Carol Queen, Devi, Christian Wilde, Sadie Lune, Mickey Mod, Andre Shakti, Daisy Ducati, Francois Nabisco, Jack Hammer XL
Directed by: Paul Deeb
Review brief: Marriage 2.0 is an ambitious movie to come from Lionreach and Adam & Eve, trying to pair a mainstream feel with an adult movie. While it isn't entirely successful in this endeavor, the end result is a nice relief for fans of feature films from the standard fare coming out of the adult movie industry for the most part these days.
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Release date: 11/2/2007
Reviewed on: 10/14/2015
Studio: 1st Strike
Starring: Ron Jeremy, Summer Haze
Review brief: Not Another Low Budget Porn Movie is a completely unremarkable adult movie that generally serves no purpose. If the movie was trying to be amusing, it completely failed. In trying to create the low budget porn movie feel, the sex scenes themselves are diminished to the point of making this truly bad porn.
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Release date: 4/8/2010
Reviewed on: 10/14/2015
Studio: VCX
Starring: Ane Task, Olga Davis, Carl Rossi, Tim Bale
Directed by: Jim Harn
Review brief: ...And Then Came Eve is a mess of an adult film from the mid-70s. If there was a coherent plot at any point in its existence, it has long since been removed from the film. While the sex scenes aren't bad, the utter incompetency behind the creation of the film and the lackluster release from VCX makes this an easy film to skip.
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Release date: 12/16/2013
Reviewed on: 10/13/2015
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Starring: Georgina Spelvin, Dan Johnson, Bo White, Caprice Couselle, John Horn, Robert Benes, Nancy Wachter, Brahm van Zetten, Gloria Grant, Bonnie Mathis, Dennis Wayne, Alison Fields, Patti Perkins, Oscar Schulman, Jane Sobel, Willie Hermine, Cathy Hermine, Leopoldo Aldea de Zea, Don Farr, John Parr, Bruce Shenton, Julio Velez
Directed by: Wakefield Poole
Review brief: Bible! is a silent softcore telling of three biblical tales by gay pornographer Wakefield Poole. The film, designed for heterosexuals, is an arty journey through the stories of Adam and Eve, David and Bathsheba, and Samson and Delilah. The presentation from Vinegar Syndrome is outstanding with a beautiful feature presentation and tons of extras that relate to the feature film.
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Release date: 4/12/2005
Reviewed on: 10/10/2015
Studio: Private
Starring: Alexa Weix, Tera Bond, Claudia Ferrari, Lauro Giotto, Ricardo Bell, Kevin Solo, Sylvie Taylor, Horst Baron
Directed by: Andrea Di Angelo
Review brief: Ghost Bangers fails as a feature film, due to the lack of plot and dialog but has decent sex scenes with a nice looking cast. The DVD release is rather standard from Private.
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Release date: 8/28/2014
Reviewed on: 10/10/2015
Studio: Desperate Pleasures
Starring: Lexi Leigh, Jessica Robbin, Scarlette Rose, JW Ties
Review brief: Scarlette's Family Affairs appears to be several shot for the internet scenes collected together and loosely connected with narrative footage now being presented as a feature movie. The total lack of character development removes the taboo nature that the movie intends to depict and slipshod shooting of the movie removes any potential that the movie might have had. This is an easy title to pass on.
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Release date: 4/9/2005
Reviewed on: 10/8/2015
Studio: Sunshine
Starring: Candy, John Holmes, Seka, Lisa De Leeuw, Rhonda Jo Petty
Review brief: Depraved is a relatively standard compilation of scenes from unrelated adult films spanning from what looks like the 1970s through the 1990s. If random compilations are your interest, then this may be worth a watch. Otherwise, there is no real reason to pick it up, especially considering the short run time.
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Release date: 12/1/2014
Reviewed on: 1/13/2015
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sharon Kane, Joey Silvera, Flower, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Holly McCall, Blair Harris, Juliet Anderson, Turk Lyon, Eileen Welles, Mimi Morgan, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Scudder, Liza Dwyer, Phaedra Grant, Ming Jade, Lisa Sue Corey, Kathy Kaufman
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Review brief: Pretty Peaches is a dark comedy that is done within the adult medium. The story is interesting and the film was well made. The limited edition Blu-ray/DVD combo pack that Vinegar Syndrome has released is absolutely amazing and should be a must buy for any fans of the film.
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Release date: 3/18/2008
Reviewed on: 8/14/2014
Studio: After Hours Cinema
Starring: John Holmes, Sandy Dempsey, Suzanne Fields, Tricia Opal, Buddy Boone, Eve Orlon, Judy Angel, Gerard Broulard, George Peters, Starlyn Simone, Patti Snyder, Andy Bellamy, Nora Weiternik, Jack King, Linda Vroom, Annette Michael, John Dullaghan
Directed by: John Lamb
Review brief: The Zodiac Rapist Grindhouse Collection combines the two Sam Dobbs films together on one release. The films are fun and lighthearted. However, After Hours Cinema has altered both films, one considerably, which makes it hard to recommend this set.
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Release date: 10/26/2010
Reviewed on: 8/14/2014
Studio: Film Trauma
Starring: Justin Case, Roxy, Steve Perry, Zoe Matthews, Zenova Braeden, Aiden Starr, Michael Hunt, Gwen Foxx, Ginger Cash, Drake Pharaoh, Joseph Mama, Chupa Pito, Phil Baker, Joe Miles, Alexxx Le Dez, Katt Morrison, Laume Conroy
Directed by: Laume Conroy
Review brief: Dawna the Dead tries to be a feature horror movie and an all sex movie all at the same time and ends up failing at both. I am not sure who the intended audience is for the movie as it seems to fall flat in all areas.
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Release date: 2/20/2006
Reviewed on: 8/9/2014
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Harry Reems, R. Bolla, Terri Hall, C.J. Laing, Candy Love, Zebedy Colt, Nancy Dare, Ronnie Love, Deanna Darby, Toni Roam, Alexis Blassini, Joaquin La Habana, Dennea Benfante, Tony Rome
Directed by: Victor Milk
Review brief: Sex Wish is a gritty, and at times disturbing, adult take on Death Wish which fails at being erotic however works as an adult feature film. The poor picture quality of this disc hinders the release and makes the Cal Vista / VCX release of the film the one to look for instead.
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Release date: 6/29/2009
Reviewed on: 8/9/2014
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Harry Reems, R. Bolla, Terri Hall, C.J. Laing, Candy Love, Zebedy Colt, Nancy Dare, J.P. Paradine, Ronnie Love, Deanna Darby, Toni Roam
Review brief: Sex Wish is a gritty, and at times disturbing, adult take on Death Wish which fails at being erotic however works as an adult feature film. The quality of the Cal Vista / VCX release is better than the previously released Alpha Blue Archives version but is sadly missing the film related extras from that release.
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Release date: 1/19/2008
Reviewed on: 8/9/2014
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Turk Lyon, Jeffrey Hurst, Georgette Jennings
Directed by: Sam Bloch
Review brief: Saturday Night Special is a bad film all the way around which makes it hard to figure out who might want to watch or own it. This release from Alpha Blue Archives is in rather poor shape as well, if you are interested in the film, seek out the Cal Vista/VCX release.
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Release date: 8/7/2009
Reviewed on: 8/9/2014
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Turk Lyon, Jeffrey Hurst, Georgette Jennings
Directed by: Sam Bloch
Review brief: Saturday Night Special is a bad film all the way around which makes it hard to figure out who might want to watch or own it. However, if this is a film that you like, this release from Cal Vista and VCX is in relatively decent shape.
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Release date: 6/3/2006
Reviewed on: 8/6/2014
Studio: Caballero
Starring: Scott Irish, Sheena Horne, Beverly Glen, Viper, Krista Lane, Stacey Donovan, Jesse Eastern, Robert Bullock, Sasha Gabor, Shelly Sand
Directed by: Harold Lime
Review brief: Jane Bond Meets Thunderballs is your average mid-to-late 80s shot on video feature movie it is light on plot but features decent sex scenes. Caballero's presentation of the movie is adequate.
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Release date: 11/9/2004
Reviewed on: 8/6/2014
Studio: Gentleman's
Starring: John Holmes, Johnny Dawes, Victor Young, Jerry Davis, Chris Burns, Joey Yale, Abdul, Chi Chi, Max Corral, Rocky DiAngelo, Colby Douglas, Lee Jones, Doug Raymond, Jerry Thomas
Directed by: J.J. English
Review brief: The Private Pleasures of John Holmes is notable because it is the only gay film to have starred John Holmes. Because of this, straight and gay oriented viewers may find some curiosity in the title, however because of the cheap nature of the film, John Holmes' obvious lack of enjoyment, and poor transfer, I can't recommend this release for anyone.
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Release date: 7/1/2014
Reviewed on: 8/5/2014
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Eduardo, Cyndee Summers, Linda York, Matt Hewitt, Lynn Harris, Chesley Noone, Stephanie Sarver, James Brand, Monica Gayle, Alice Friedland, George Black, Cynthia Walker, Daniel Beroe, Robert Dalton, Mikki Damwyk, William Bonner, Hugh Thelman, Louis Wolf
Directed by: Edward D. Wood, Jr., Richard Benedict
Review brief: The Young Marrieds collection from Alpha Blue Archives, fully titled The Young Marrieds Plus the Lost Films of Alice Friedland Five-Film Collection, brings Ed Wood's believed-to-be lost film The Young Marrieds along with the films Kiss My Analyst, Analyze Your Sex, and The Adventures of Flash Beaver. Discerning readers will note the list only includes four films, not five as the full box title states. The obvious highlight of the collection for many interested people will be the only hardcore film on the release The Young Marrieds, being one of Ed Wood's lost films, which, honestly, is a rather disappointing feature. Analyze My Sex is honestly not worth watching by anyone for any reason. Kiss My Analyst was not an awful but has a sub-par transfer. The Adventures of Flash Beaver was an awful film with a transfer that was not of watchable quality.
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Release date: 5/16/2006
Reviewed on: 8/1/2014
Studio: Mitchell Brothers
Starring: Candi, Jack Wrangler, Fallon, Erica Idol, Rita Ricardo, Jackie, Marie, Pepper, Ron James, Debi Sundahl, Susie Bright, Missy Manners, James Martin, Lulu Reed, Friday Jones, Aubec Kane, Andrew Young, Ja Kinncaide, Lane Ross, Tony Cargo, Brock Roland, Claudine Wims, D.W. Wachnight, Sharon McNight, Bobby Mack, Wallace Barry, Yank Levine, Jeff Larson, Tau Stephenson, Noel Juar, Wednesday Will, Sixten Bjorline, Danny Daniels
Directed by: Artie Mitchell, Sharon McKnight
Review brief: Behind the Green Door: The Sequel is an inferior film to its predecessor. This film feels jumbled and like it forgot itself along the way. The sex is enjoyable though and the film seconds as a safe sex instructional. The video on this release is beautiful but it comes on a DVD-R, which some players rejected.
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Release date: 1/30/2004
Reviewed on: 8/1/2014
Studio: Mitchell Brothers
Starring: Candi, Jack Wrangler, Fallon, Erica Idol, Rita Ricardo, Jackie, Marie, Pepper, Ron James, Debi Sundahl, Susie Bright, Missy Manners, James Martin, Lulu Reed, Friday Jones, Aubec Kane, Andrew Young, Ja Kinncaide, Lane Ross, Tony Cargo, Brock Roland, Claudine Wims, D.W. Wachnight, Sharon McNight, Bobby Mack, Wallace Barry, Yank Levine, Jeff Larson, Tau Stephenson, Noel Juar, Wednesday Will, Sixten Bjorline, Danny Daniels
Directed by: Artie Mitchell, Sharon McNight
Review brief: Behind the Green Door: The Sequel is an inferior film to its predecessor. This film feels jumbled and like it forgot itself along the way. The sex is enjoyable though and the film seconds as a safe sex instructional. The video on this release is lacking and a later issued edition contains a beautiful picture. I would avoid this release and seek out the other if you are interested in viewing or owning this film.
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Release date: 9/17/2006
Reviewed on: 8/1/2014
Studio: Caballero
Starring: Heather Wayne, Kari Foxx, Dan T. Mann, Tammy Reynolds, Tony El-Ay, Athena Star, Chanel Price
Directed by: Jack Remy
Review brief: License to Thrill is your average 80s shot on video production. It is a movie that you don't pick up for the plot but instead you only pick up if you like one or more of the cast members. Caballero has done an acceptable job with this release.
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Release date: 9/24/2013
Reviewed on: 8/1/2014
Studio: Vivid
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Herschel Savage, James Deen, Prince Yahshua, Nat Turnher, Johnny Keyes, Dana DeArmond, Mia Lelani, Jon Jon, Eric Swiss, Chastity Lynn, Ashli Orion, Michael Vegas, Brandy Aniston, Chanel Preston, Brooklyn Lee, Ash Hollywood, Dahlia Sky, Karlo Karrera, Presley Hart, Mischa Brooks, Penny Pax, Richie Calhoun, Mae Olsen, Holly Taylor, Alliyah Sky
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: The New Behind the Green Door is not a remake nor re-imagining of Behind the Green Door. Instead it serves as a sequel to the original film, but seems to ignore the sequel for obvious plot reasons. While the movie is not perfect, Paul Thomas has done a good job creating this sequel that stands as a good movie on its own.
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Release date: 4/8/2014
Reviewed on: 7/29/2014
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Starring: Jane Allyson, Rene Bond, Suzanne Fields, Maria Arnold, Sandi Carey, Jane Tsentas, Nancy Martin, Ric Lutze, Carlos Tobalina, Jill Sweete, Tracy Handfuss, Terri Johnson, John Vincent, Nora Weiternik, Duane Paulsen, Shannon West, Sebastian Brook, Mady Maguire, Donn Greer, Gray Daniels, John Terry, Casey Larrain, Terri Bond, Hump Hardy, Cathie Demille, Melissa Ruiz, Lexi Morrell, Eve Standish, Philip Lionel, Shella Bancroft, Ray Sebastian, George Berkeley, William Bagdad, Joe E. Tata
Directed by: Eric Jeffrey Haims
Review brief: Vinegar Syndrome's double feature of The Jekyll and Hyde Portfolio and A Clock Work Blue combine two films from director Eric Jeffrey Haims. The limited edition Blu-ray and DVD combination pack is limited to 1,000 copies. While The Jekyll and Hyde Portfolio is okay, it may not be a title that you would want to view more than once. A Clock Work Blue is a fun release.
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Release date: 7/31/2000
Reviewed on: 7/26/2014
Studio: I-Candy
Starring: John Holmes, Seka, Jesie St. James, Jon Martin, John Seeman, Kitty Shayne, Dorothy LeMay, James Price, Fatima Hamoud, Crimson Rose, Carl Adams, Charles Scott, Peter Kenyatta, Phaery I. Burd
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: Blonde Fire is the final film in the Johnny Wadd film series that Bob Chinn had any involvement with. Blone Fire isn't the greatest film in the series and I wish that the series had a stronger film to end with. That aside, the film is enjoyable and has a decent plot and some enjoyable sex scenes. I-Candy's transfer for the film is disappointing.
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