Not Another Low Budget Porn Movie Review

Distributor: New Porn Order / 1st Strike Edition Details: Standard DVD Movie Specs: Genres: All Sex Also known as: A Really Cheap Porn Movie Run Time: 158 minutes Rated: XXX Release Year: 2007 Director: Summer Haze, Craig Valentine Written by: Summer Haze, Craig Valentine Cast: Victoria, Dede, Craig Valentine, Brianna Beach, Summer Haze, Robin Lee, Ron Jeremy, Sierra Snow, Sammy Cruz, Vianey Cruz (as Vainey Cruz), Levi Cash (as John Deep) Release Specs: Audio: English Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo Subtitles: none Video: Widescreen, 1.78:1 (anamorphic) Video Format: NTSC Format: DVD Regional Code (for DVD/Blu-ray): 0 (All) Number of discs: 1

A great adult movie could be made with the title Not Another Low Budget Porn Movie. A wonderful adult movie that looks at the inner workings of the adult film industry, while making fun of itself. A lighthearted comedy, where the sex scenes are fully integrated into the movie, since it is about the adult industry, opportunity is around every corner. A movie where an inept adult entertainment production studio is trying to make an adult movie, on a shoestring budget, showing the behind the scenes issues and the production they are shooting.

Alas, this is not that movie. In this movie Craig Valentine basically runs around telling adult movie stars he has no money to pay them while getting them to fuck on camera. The sex scenes themselves are incredibly poor, since to show off the low budget nature of this movie, the adult stars do things that are apparently indicative of a low budget porn movie like wear swimming goggles throughout their scene.

Honestly, there is nothing redeeming about this movie and it isn't worth trying to find. Since this release came out it has already been re-released under the Stunner Studios DVD label under the name A Really Cheap Porn Movie. If the producers felt it was worth changing the title to make it appear to be a new movie, that indicates the quality of the movie.

1^st Strike has done a good job with the video presentation for the movie. Not Another Low Budget Porn Movie is presented in the anamorphic widescreen ratio of 1.78:1. The picture looks crisp and clear and presented no issues. The movie is presented with an English Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track, which is more than adequate for the material being presented and presents no problems. 1^st Strike has included a few extras on the release. There is a brief behind the scenes piece and a photo gallery.

Not Another Low Budget Porn Movie is a completely unremarkable adult movie that generally serves no purpose. If the movie was trying to be amusing, it completely failed. In trying to create the low budget porn movie feel, the sex scenes themselves are diminished to the point of making this movie nothing more than truly bad porn.

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