dumblonde has reviewed 90 adult movies from top porn companies Adam & Eve, Metro, VCA, Zero Tolerance, and more movie producers . dumblonde's reviews cover scenes directed by Mike Quasar, Nicholas Steele, Anton Slayer, Antonio Passolini, featuring some of porn's top stars like Keri Windsor, Ava Vincent, Nina Hartley, and Wendi Knight.
dumblonde's Movie Reviews (90)
Release date: 10/30/2005
Reviewed on: 10/29/2006
Studio: Innocent Pictures
Starring: Ovidie, Mark Stevens, Eileen Daly, Gry Bay, Thomas Raft, Morten Schelbech, Thomas Lundy
Directed by: Jessica Nilsson
Review brief: Innocent Pictures in association with Zentropa Productions presents All About Anna Ever wonder why no one makes a good porn flick with mainstream quality that would actually appeal to females? Read on. Innocent Pictures has wondered. The erotic subsidiary of Lars von Trier's Zentropa Films makes porn for women, by women, with higher production values than the typical porno. As stated in their manifesto, they believe women would watch hardcore films if they're well done and actually cater to women's tastes. I'm no longer so sure, but their intentions are good, and this is something I've been complaining about for a long time. I've heard these words from others before, but Innocent means it. It's in the manifesto. Their first two films were Constance and Pink Prison starring Katja Kean, but for this one they decided on a new approach, and I had high hopes for Anna. Were you high? Anna was going to be more like a real mainstream movie, with actual hardcore sex scenes that weren't just thrown in gratuitously.
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Release date: 12/11/2004
Reviewed on: 1/13/2005
Studio: Rascal Video
Starring: Julian, Pascal St. James, Kurt Lockwood, Mario Rossi, Peter Shaft, Franco Del Torro
Review brief: Director: Chi Chi LaRue Videographer: Hue Wilde DOP: 09/27/04 Length: 2 hours 20 minutes Cast: Julian (21 min) Mario Rossi (16 min) Voodoo (17 min) Pascal St. James (16 min) Franco Del Toro (23 min) Peter Shaft (15 min) Rick Pirelles (14 min) Kurt Lockwood (13 min) Nicole Sheridan hosts, in a non-sex role. Audio/Video/Technical: Great camerawork in a wide variety of lighting situations, from a dark den with lava lamps to bright natural light from a window. There's inoffensive background music in each scene that doesn't overwhelm. 4 or 5 chapter stops for each segment makes it easy to navigate, although it probably could have benefited from a 'cumshot recap'. Extras: 4 Trailers: Bolt, A Night at Bruno's, Stone Fox, Raw Footage Wrap it Up : Chi Chi's pro-condom statement Condoms: none The Movie: Leave it to Chi Chi LaRue to come up with this idea. Okay, apparently it was tried some years ago, but it might as well be new.
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Release date: 12/3/2003
Reviewed on: 1/28/2004
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Pat Myne, Jon Dough, Jay Ashley, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Kurt Lockwood, Ana Nova, Jessica Dee, Cytherea, Jamie Brooks, Kayla Marie, Aspen Stevens, Talita Del Rio
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: Director: Danny Case Videographer: Danny Case, Chris Streams DOP: 09/14/03 - 10/21/03 Length: 2+ hrs. Female cast: Aspen Stevens, Jamie Brooks, Jessica Dee, Cytherea, Kayla Marie, Talita Del Rio, Anna Nova Male cast: Mark Ashley, Jay Ashley, Kurt Lockwood, Jon Dough, Ben English Audio/Video: . Consistant and clear, with nice lighting and lots of good camera angles. The sound, as ever, was perfect. Extras: Behind the Scenes Cumshot Loop Trailers Photo gallery Animated scene selection Condoms: none The Movie: Danny Case is back with another barn-burner, and this time it's a good thing he has Cytherea on hand! Yeowza! I must be one twisted chick, because I like these internal cumshot movies. It would be great to have some scenes where the guy would get deeper, but I guess most people like to see the proof, and they won't be disappointed. If you're a fan of the genre, or even if you're not, you will enjoy the enthusiastic performances here.
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Release date: 11/6/2003
Reviewed on: 11/20/2003
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Sophia, Julian St. Jox, Byron Long, Guy DiSilva, Delilah, Sledge Hammer, Alicia Rhodes, Jasmine Lynn, Jason Zupalo, Lauren Phoenix, Tracey Lain
Directed by: Fletcher
Review brief: Director: Fletcher DOP: 8/13/03 - 9/27/03 Length: 2 hrs. Female cast: Lauren Phoenix, Jasmine Lynn, Delilah Stone, Sophia, Tracie Lain, Alicia Rhodes Male cast: Byron Long, Jason Zupalo, Sledge Hammer, Julian St. Jox, Guy Di Silva Audio/Video: . Very well done. The only complaint I have is the lighting in the first scene was a little dark, but it seemed to improve fairly quickly. The sound was great. Extras: Cumshot loop Photo gallery 16 trailers, each about 90 seconds long. ZT has trailers now! They're very well done, and time enough to give you complete female cast members, some tease, and a good feel for the action. No behind the scenes this time. Animated scene selection Condoms: none The Movie: Black In The Saddle is ZT's first IR (BM/WF) title, and a great name it is. Directed by Fletcher (who sounds so much like Mark Wood it's eerie ;-) even the opening music has kind of a techno-rock/cowpunk theme, that is carried forward by the outfits that the girls wear. It's also my first review of the genre.
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Release date: 10/22/2001
Reviewed on: 10/14/2003
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Jill Kelly, Kaitlyn Ashley, Shelby Stevens, Kia, Mark Davis, Brad Armstrong, P.J. Sparxx, Gerry Pike, Jenna Jameson, Morgan Lefay
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Director: Brad Armstrong Videographer: Ralph Parfait DOP: 5/13/95 Length: 80 min. Female cast: Jenna Jameson, Jill Kelly, Kaitlyn Ashley, P. J. Sparxx, Shelby Stevens, Kia, Morgan Le Fay Male cast: Brad Armstrong, Mark Davis, Gerry Pike, Vince Voyeur Audio/Video: . The video and camerawork were good, and the sound was fine, with background music that fit the scenes. Extras: Photo gallery of Jenna Photo gallery of the movie Trailers Bios Animated scene selection Casino games that can be downloaded to your hard drive, or played online. Nicely rendered Stephanie video poker, Missy roulette, Jenna blackjack, Serenity slots, and Wicked baccarat, this is an extra that's worth the price of the dvd alone for a video poker addict like me. Condoms: none The Movie: Cover to Cover refers to the books Jenna reads in a public library while daydreaming a series of seven vignette scenes, putting herself into five of them.
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Release date: 7/27/2003
Reviewed on: 9/16/2003
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Jon Dough, Sophia, Jay Ashley, Katrina, Joel Lawrence, Venus, Karina, Trinity, Manuel Ferrara, Ben English, Lauren Phoenix, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: Director: Danny Case Videographer: Chris Streams, Danny Case DOP: 6/18/03 - 6/25/03 Length: 2 hrs Female cast: Lauren Phoenix, Katja Kassin, Trinity, Sophia, Katrina, Venus Male cast: Ben English, Manuel Ferrara, Joel Lawrence, Jay Ashley, Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Jon Dough Audio/Video: This one has a somewhat harsher look, which some people prefer. Although I don't think the difference is nearly as vast as some make it out to be, it does seem to make every blemish stand out like a sore thumb, especially on a bigscreen tv. The camera angles were fewer and less interesting, perhaps because of the desire to not show the male faces too much, but all in all it was good. The sound, as in all ZT productions, is perfect. Extras: 13 min. Behind the Scenes interviews Cumshot Loop Photo Gallery Animated Scene selection Condoms: none The Movie: Only in porn would this be considered a fetish. My boyfriend is a pervert and I didn't even realize it until now. He didn't either.
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Release date: 7/27/2003
Reviewed on: 8/7/2003
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Sophia, Karina, Mark Wood, Trinity, Friday, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Ben English, Mason, Dani Woodward
Directed by: Wendi Knight
Review brief: Director: Wendi Knight Videographer: Quasarman DOP: 5/29/03 - 6/24/03 Length: 2 hrs Female cast: Dani Woodward, Trinity, Karina, Friday, Mason, Sophia Male cast: Tony Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Ben English, Mark Wood Audio/Video: . What can I say that's new, it's Quaze's usual top notch camerawork. Extras: Behind the scenes Cumshot loop Photo Gallery Animated scene selection Condoms: none The Movie: Well, I've got good news or bad news, depending on how you look at it. Originally this was going to be 50 strip & tease and 50 fuck, but apparently a corporate decision was made to bring you more fuck for your raincoater buck. Each scene starts out with a five minute encounter between the two players, and each one is a little different. During this part you hear music playing, which ends when the clothes come off. Although I was disappointed that the tease part didn't last longer, it might be the right decision because the girls are better at fucking. They're supposed to be strippers but frankly I've given my sybian better lapdances.
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Release date: 6/13/2003
Reviewed on: 7/31/2003
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Mark Davis, April, Jon Dough, Mark Wood, Trinity, Nautica, Toni Ribas, Lyla Lei, Renee Pornero, Bella-Marie Wolf, Nautica Binx
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Director: Quasarman Videographer: Quasarman DOP: 6/11/03 - 6/25/03 Length: 2 hrs Female cast: April, Trinity, Bella Marie-Wolf, Rene Pornero, Lyla Lei, Nautica Male cast: Tony Ribas, Mark Wood, Mark Davis & Jon Dough Audio/Video: . The video was beautiful, clear and sharply focused without being harsh. I happen to like this look. Rather than 'distance' me, it enhances the sex and gives it a classier look which is a welcome relief in gonzoland. Great lighting and a good mix of camera angles as always. The sound was crystal, with no music to get in the way of the moaning and groaning. Extras: Strip teases Behind the scenes Interviews Cumshot loop Photo Gallery Animated scene selection Condoms: none The Movie: 'April's First Anal' is getting only slightly more hype than the Superbowl, but is a heck of a lot more fun to watch.
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Release date: 6/13/2003
Reviewed on: 7/20/2003
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Mark Davis, Carolyn Monroe, Jon Dough, Venus, Mark Wood, Kianna, Victoria Style, Felicia Fox, Toni Ribas, Melanie Jagger, Olivia O'Lovely, Ben English, Bella-Marie Wolf, Claire James, Ana Nova, Harley Davis, Ava Devine
Directed by: Sammy Sixx
Review brief: Director: Sammy Sixx Videographer: Mike Quasar DOP: 5/19/03 - 6/16/03 Length: 2 hrs Female cast: Melanie Jagger, Claire James, Victoria Styles, Venus, Olivia O'Lovely, Kianna, Ava Devine, Anna Nova, Felecia Fox, Harley Davis, Carolyn Monroe, Bella Marie-Wolf Male cast: Tony Ribas, Jon Dough, Ben English, Mark Davis & Mark Wood Audio/Video: . The video was a little more color-saturated than I remember Ass Cleavage being, though I could be wrong about that. At any rate it doesn't detract from the action, and I believe that it enhances the performers looks, which is always a good thing. As usual with Quasarman, there are plenty of good camera angles, full-body shots, and just the right amount of close-ups and insertions. There is music during the strip and tease segments, but none during the sex parts. Extras: Behind the scenes Pre-scene tease segments Interviews Cumshot loop Photo Gallery Animated Scene selection Condoms: none The Movie: The theme here is big gazongas.
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Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 5/28/2003
Studio: Taboo
Starring: Tom Byron, Bunny Bleu, Ginger Lynn, Raven, Marc Wallice, Blake Palmer, Jerry Butler, Pamela Jennings, Debbie Northrup, Lynn Ray, Greg Derek, David Sanders, Greg Rome, Craig Roberts
Directed by: Michael Phillips
Review brief: Writer/Director: Adam Running length: 1 hr. 25 min. DOP: 1984 Female cast: Ginger Lynn, Raven, Kim Warner, Pam Nemmo, Lynn Ray & Betty Blue (NOT Bunny Blue) Male cast: Tom Byron, Jerry Butler, Greg Derek, Marc Wallice, Steve Dante, Greg Rome, Blair Higgins, Greg Ruffner Audio/Video: The video - fair to grainy, with washed out colors and noticeable upper and lower banding in many spots. The audio dropped in and out so be prepared to keep adjusting. At one point it disappears altogether for a few minutes, but comes back again. Extras: Scene selection One pre-movie trailer & phone sex ad Condoms: none Bush Factor: On a scale of 1 - 10 (10 being Chewbacca) this is a tolerable 4. The Movie: Damn I love Ginger Lynn, and here she's running a pre-viagra impotence clinic of all things. Judging by all the hard cocks the patients are sportin', a very successful one, but then, if Ginger Lynn can't make your dick hard you might need a lobotomy.
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Release date: 3/3/2003
Reviewed on: 5/17/2003
Studio: Anabolic
Starring: John Decker, Tom Byron, Sean Michaels, Sierra, VixXxen, C.J. Bennett, Krista, Wednesday, Tabatha Cash, T.C., Damien Wolf, Sue Cash, Derrick Taylor
Directed by: Christopher Alexander
Review brief: Director: Biff Malibu Videographer: Biff Malibu DOP: various Length: 2 hrs 20 min. Female cast: Sierra, Vixxen, Cash, Tabitha Cash, Wednesday, C J Bennet, Krista Male cast: Tom Byron, T.C., Damian, Derrick Taylor, Adam, Sean Michaels Audio/Video: . The visual quality was a little washed out and softly focused, probably from age and the source material. Shadows and lighting sometimes made it difficult to see the penetration clearly, though these are minor complaints The sound was fine, employing non-intrusive backround music in some, but not all, scenes. Extras: Photo gallery Animated scene selection 20 previews on B side Condoms: Derrick Taylor only The Movie: Despite the less than stellar videography and too much silicone, there's a lot that I liked about this comp. There were simple straight-forward setups to the sex, which seemed to be genuinely enjoyed by everyone. Less emphasis on anal was refreshing, with only one group scene and some real life couples.
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Release date: 3/26/2003
Reviewed on: 4/15/2003
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Mark Davis, Karen, Pat Myne, Carmen, Steve Holmes, Lea de Mae, Toni Ribas, Monica Sweetheart, Manuel Ferrara, Angela Crystal, Britney Foster, Karen Kam
Directed by: Mark Davis
Review brief: Director: Mark Davis Videographer: Quasarman DOP: 1/12 & 1/13/03 Length: 2 hrs Female cast: Monica Sweetheart, Lea DeMae, Karen Kam, Angela Crystal, Carmen, Britney Foster Male cast: Tony Ribas, Manuel Ferrera, Steve Holmes, Mark Davis, Pat Myne Audio/Video: If you've ever seen Quasarman's Quality ASSurance, you know that it's gonna be all good. He just keeps getting better. The video is bright, sharply focused and professional. The lighting is perfect, with no shadows. The expert camerawork mixes interesting angles and a wide variety of insertion (his specialty), closeup and medium shots, the complete package, including the girl's face and legs.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 4/6/2003
Studio: VCA
Starring: Christi Lake
Directed by: Jon Yuma
Review brief: Director: Jon Yuma Videographer: Jon Yuma DOP: 8/96 Female cast: Christi Lake Male cast: Five of the luckiest sons-of-bitches on the planet. Audio/Video: This is a pro am effort, and as such the video is adequet but there are few insertion shots and not many extreme closeups. I don't consider that a negative in this case. The sound sucks at times, and I could have done without the background music in a couple of the scenes, although it never intrudes over the sex. A few times the director/cameraman, who shoots a lot for JKP of late, is heard giving orders. Extras: Animated scene selection Preview trailers Condoms: none The Movie: The premise is just what the title says. Christi fuxxx five of her fans, though I'm fairly certain that there was some kind of screening process employed because most of these guys are packing more than your average bear.
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Release date: 3/29/2003
Reviewed on: 3/29/2003
Studio: Wolfe Video
Review brief: Writer/Director: David Payne Videographer: Mike Mickens Female cast: Rebekah Ryan, Michele Howard, Kira Reed, Sandra Bettin, Veronica Hill, Rani Pappe Male cast: Jonathan Aube, Shelly Malil, J.P. Pitoc, Peter Nevargic, Paul Clark, Kevin Dailey, Norman Cole, Alejandro Patino Audio/Video: This is a docudrama, shot with handheld cameras, yet without the frenetic shakiness that usually entails. Since it's more of a mainstream Hollywood production, video and sound were top notch. The soundtrack is filled with original 80's dance tunes. Extras: Commentary option by key players Candice Mayron, Wolf and director David Payne Scene selection The Movie: This is NOT a porn movie. It's not even a softcore sex movie. It is however the true story of Chippendale's, and how the whole male stripper phenomenon came about. I was hooked from the opening disclaimer - What you are about to see pretty much happened.
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Release date: 2/21/2003
Reviewed on: 3/18/2003
Studio: VCA
Starring: Ruby, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Chloe, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Daisy Chain, Cheyne Collins, jessica drake, Mary Carey
Directed by: Chloe
Review brief: Producer/Director: Chloe Videographer: Baz, Early Chaos DOP: 7/02 Female cast: Jessica Drake, Chloe, Ruby, Daisy Chain, Mary Carey Male cast: Kyle Stone, Cheyne Collins, Steve Hatcher, Randy Spears, Chris Collins Audio/Video: Both were top notch. Baz's work is always good, and the sound was excellent, including the unobtrusive music. Extras: Wall To Wall Sex option 3 trailers - Shayla's Web, Hayseed, & Peepers Slide show of about 20 photos 3 "bios" Chloe, Jessica & Daisy The Movie: Don't be put off by the sawblade pictured on the cover, it does not appear in the movie. This is a well done take-off on the movie Cruel Intentions. Granted, I would rather see Ryan Phillipe fuck than Kyle Stone, but you can't have everything. I was a little apprehensive, not knowing what to expect. I've always enjoyed the enthusiasm Chloe puts into her performances, and y'all know I'm big on female orgasms, which this had in abundance. I'm glad that it didn't overdo the anal sex either. In fact, the only anal scene was with Ruby and Steve Hatcher.
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Release date: 6/12/2002
Reviewed on: 3/9/2003
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Tony Eveready, Michele Raven, Summer Storm, Kinky, Katie Morgan, Olivia Saint
Directed by: Mason
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mason Videographer: Mason DOP: 5/11/02 Female cast: Katie Morgan, Michelle Raven, Summer, Kinky, Brandi Male cast: Pat Myne, Kyle Stone, Brandon Iron, Tyce Bune, Tony Eveready Audio/Video: The camera work was good, and there was no porn music, but the sound, which seems to be a major problem in porn, was once again muddy in parts. Extras: BTS Explosion Trailers Photo gallery Condoms: none The Movie: I didn't even want to view this, but some have pointed out we shouldn't form opinions on the subject matter by reading alone. One must WATCH it, or one cannot comment on it, let alone object to it. This is valid to a point, but only to a point. I wasn't at Treblinka concentration camp either and have never even seen pictures it, but I've read enough history to know what went on, and I believe that our written reviews DO have value. It was pretty much what I had expected. What I didn't expect was my change in attitude towards people who perform in porn.
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Release date: 7/30/2002
Reviewed on: 2/25/2003
Studio: VCA
Starring: Billy Glide, Alex Sanders, Alec Metro, Evan Stone [I] (straight), T.J. Hart, Pat Myne, Amber Michaels, Ashley, Layla Jade, Frank Fortuna, Marty Romano, Monica Mayhem, Tawny Roberts
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Director: F. J. Lincoln Writer: Patti Rhodes Videographer: Baz Running length: 1 hr. 42 min. DOP: 8/13/02 Female cast: Tawney Roberts, Amber Michaels, Layla Jade, T.J Hart, Ashley, Monica Mayhem Non Sex: Kelly Fire (Steele) Male cast: Alec Metro, Billy Glide, Evan Stone, Pat Myne, Frank Fortuna, Alex Sanders, Marty Romano Non sex: Dino Bravo, Marty Rudy, Ronnie Rock, Hamilton Steele Audio/Video: The video was great, clear and bright with excellent camera work. The sound however, was somewhat muddy. Nothing too bad, but noticable. Extras: Interactive Chapter Selection Photo Gallery Bios Previews Condoms: yes, all The Movie: The Sleaze Show is kind of a low-rent Jerry Springer Show, if that's possible. Alec Metro plays the sleazy host who puts together crossdressing confessions, catfights, and family dysfunction, filmed from what looks like a loading dock in front of a trailer with cheap lawn furniture for seating.
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Release date: 11/7/2002
Reviewed on: 2/13/2003
Studio: Metro
Starring: April, Petra, Joel Lawrence, Kitty Monroe, Mark Wood, Holly Hollywood, Sunrise Adams, Alaura Eden, Trent Tesoro
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Quasarman Running length: 1 hr. 30 min DOP: 6/15, 6/16, 6/25/02 Female cast: Holly Hollywood, April, Sunrise Adams, Petra, Alaura Eden Male cast: Joel Lawrence, Trent Tesoro, Mark Wood Audio/Video: Both were flawless. The video was both clear and colorful, with plenty of good camera angles and full-body shots. The lighting was always bright without being glaring or unflattering, and shadows were unnoticable. Music was pleasant and unobtrusive. Extras: Animated chapter menu Behind the scenes photo stills Trailers Bios Multi-angle option Condoms: Joel and Trent The Movie: Hollywood plays an aspiring actress who moves in with Trent and April, a couple who are also struggling to make it in Tinsletown. April is a jealous bitch who accuses Trent of lusting after Holly...oh wait..he WAS watching her in the shower about 20 minutes after she moved in. Well anyway, Holly goes to various auditions but never gets hired because she refuses to have sex to get the part.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/1/2003
Studio: Peach
Starring: Jenna Jameson
Review brief: Female cast: some strippers and a few females who look kinda like Jenna Audio/Video: I'm not sure how to judge that in this case. Let's just say I didn't notice any problems except for too much bad porn music. Extras: This didn't even have the minimums, forget about extras. The Movie: I'm confused. Shouldn't a title like 'The Emotions of Jenna Jameson' at least have Jenna in it, if only for a minute? How about a smiling photo of Jenna? Heck, even an angry Jenna would be nice. Does Jenna even KNOW about this? I doubt it, but even if she does, there's probably little she can do about Vivid's use of her name to fatten their coffers at the expense of her fans. I was aware it was softcore, but this has nothing to do with Jenna, even remotely - just a dozen or so clips and footage of Miss Topless Something-or-others or Miss Exotic Dancer finals and various other things. Even judging them on their own merits, there's little to get excited about.
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Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 12/23/2002
Studio: Vivid
Starring: Michael J. Cox, McKayla, Chennin Blanc, Wilde Oscar, Dasha, Renee LaRue, Ted Hunter, Dillion Day, Frank Bukkwyd, Barrett, Crash
Directed by: Ren Sevant
Review brief: Writer/Director: Ren Savant Videographer: Ralph Parfait Running length: 1 hr. 25 min DOP: 1/17/01 Female cast: Dasha, Renee LaRue, Chennin Blanc, McKayla, Barrett Male cast: Wilde Oscar, Michael J. Coxx, Dillon Day, Frank Bukkwyd, Ted Hunter, Crash Audio/Video: The interactive portion was well done, colorful, and worked without a hitch. The feature was very well shot and lit, with high production values. Sound was excellent without an overabundance of porno music. When there was, it was better than usual. Extras: 2 disc set Interactive menus Interactive rooms 4 bonus anal scenes 4 bonus blonde scenes 4 bonus threesomes scenes Meet The Girls Previews Multiple angles Disc 2 contains unrelated outakes, more bonus scenes, previews, an interactive room, Kobi Tai masturbating and Raquel Darrian's ass. Condoms: some The Movie: A Vivid feature that has porn actors doing Shakespeare. I swear to God. This had to be a riot, and I was really looking forward to it.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/17/2002
Studio: Empire
Starring: Alec Metro, Temptress, Tye, J.J. Michaels, Ron Jeremy, Kid Sparkle, Sindee, Jennifer Leigh, Syren, Mark Spritz, Lilienne Li, Dakota [VIII] (90s female)
Directed by: Kid Sparkle
Review brief: Director/Writer: Vamp Pictures & Kid Sparkle Running length: 1 hr. 45 min DOP: 9/20/1998 Female cast: Dakota, Jennifer Leigh, Sindee, Liliene Li, Syren, Temptress, Tye Male cast: Alec Metro, Ron Jeremy, Kid Sparkle, JJ Michaels, Mark Spritz Audio/Video: A lot of the video is intentionally dark, but the strobe lighting and strange video effects work well to set the mood for this indoor circus. When there was light, it was a little too bright and shadowy, but the sex could be seen all-too-clearly. The audio was fine. Extras: It launches right into the movie, bypassing the main menu screen, but pushing your menu button will take you there. You can choose a chapter, a few photo stills, a cumshot recap, and a trailer, which is for the same movie you're watching. Condoms: Alec and Mark Spritz, yes. JJ Michaels, no. The Movie: I'm not a superstitious person. When I saw a greeting card recently that pictured Ron Jeremy dressed in a diaper, I felt fairly safe in requesting that someone put a bullet in my head should I ever again have to see that.
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Release date: 8/1/2002
Reviewed on: 12/17/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Leanna Heart, Mark Davis, Dee [II] (classic female), Alexa, Joel Lawrence, Jade Marcela, Noname Jane, Sunshine, Mark Wood, Rafe, Becca Bratt, Taylor Rain
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Quasarman Running length: 1 hr. 30 min DOP: April 22, 23, & 24, 2002 Female cast: Alexa, Becca Brat, Dee, Jade Marcela, Leanna Heart, Sunshine, Taylor Rain, Violet Blue Male cast: Joel Lawrence, Mark Davis, Rafe, Mark Wood Audio/Video: The visual quality is excellent, clear, sharp and bright. As usual, Quasarman's expert camera work and his willingness to go the extra mile pays off.
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Release date: 6/16/2002
Reviewed on: 12/10/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Alexandra Silk, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Felecia, Kia, Raquel DeVine, Julia Ann, Liza Harper, Raylene, Johnni Black, Shayla LaVeaux, Yvonne, Vanessa Chase, Celeste, Brad Armstrong, Timber, Rebecca Lord, Kaylan Nicole, Angelica Sin, Mia Ciccero, Cortknee, Taylor Hayes, Caroline Cage, Jessica Conners
Review brief: Compilation Running length: 4 hours Female cast: Asia Carrera, Julia Ann, Johnni Black, Rebecca Lord, Nina Hartley, Tiffany Mynx, Roxanne Hall, Shayla LaVeaux, Taylor Hayes, Raylene, Alexandra Silk, Felecia, Cortnee, Angelica Sin, Raquel Devine, Kaylan Nicole, Kia, Yvonne, Caroline Cage, Liza Harper, Jessica Conners, Celeste, Mia Ciccero, Jessica Jewel, Paula Price, Male cast: Mark Davis, Peter North, Rich Handsome, Colt Steele, J. J. Michaels, Mickey G. John Decker, Rick Masters, Ian Daniels, Marc Wallice, Brad Armstrong, Brick Majors, Michael J. Cox, Billy Glide, Steve Hatcher, Alec Metro, Nick East Audio/Video: Most of the video was grainy, though it varied. Music was your typical porn music for most scenes. Condoms: some The Movie: There's 19 full scenes here, four hours worth culled from older titles. There's so many different people and situations that you can easily skip over any you don't care for, and no tedious plot to follow.
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Release date: 8/6/2002
Reviewed on: 12/7/2002
Studio: Caballero
Review brief: Running length: 2 hrs DOP: Compilation Female cast: Sorry, the only ones I recognized were Taylor Moore, and maybe Tiffany Million, but they were all attractive. Male cast: n/a Audio/Video: Although it varied somewhat, for the most part it was very well done. The audio was clear with very little porn music. Extras: Animated scene selection Photo gallery Trailers The Movie: Muff Dive Squad is an all girl compilation from Caballero that was in the $3.95 bargain bin. What comes to mind? Yikes? Earplugs? Time to calibrate the Skankometer? That's what I thought too. The name was cute, and although I consider most cunnilingus fast-forward material, I will sometimes throw one of these blowouts onto an order, with hit and miss results, usually miss. Therefore, I was pleasantly surprised. The main menu is a colorful water theme complete with a submarine and snorkle which made me laugh. There's ten unidentified scenes in all, and most of them are pretty good.
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Release date: 6/26/2002
Reviewed on: 11/3/2002
Studio: Anabolic
Starring: Ian Daniels, Tricia Devereaux, Tom Byron, Mickey Ray, Sean Michaels, Mark Davis, Chloe, Raylene, Vince Vouyer, Mr. Marcus, Dick Nasty, Mickey G., Julian St. Jox, Wilde Oscar, Pandora, Vinny
Review brief: Running length: 1 hr. 45 min DOP: 12/11/97 Female cast: Tricia Devereaux, Raylene, Pandora, Chloe Male cast: Mark Davis, Mr. Markus, Julian St. Jox, Sean Michaels, Vince Voyeur, Tom Byron, Bobby Vitali, Marc Wallice, Mickey G, Ian Daniels, Dick Nasty Audio/Video: It varies, although I found all the scenes satisfactory, and enough medium shots mixed with close-ups. The camera didn't just linger on genitals, it panned to her face many times, to catch that look, and stayed with the action. The audio was also good. Most of the scenes had some backround music, but never at the expense of hearing each moan and groan. The first scene had a well, I wouldn't call it music exactly, but it sounded like a chorus of pistons, which was funny, and fitting. Extras: 20 short trailers on the B side Condoms: None The Movie: Preface: Because of my repulsion about the name of these titles, before doing this review, I asked Tricia if she had any objections.
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Release date: 5/10/2002
Reviewed on: 10/22/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Ian Daniels, Julian, Kylie Ireland, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Dee [II] (classic female), Joel Lawrence, Dillion Day, Nina Ferrari, Monica Mayhem, Phoenix Ray, Star E. Knight, Colt Steel
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Writer/Director: Nicholas Steel Videographer: Philip O'Toole DOP: 12/3/2001 Running length: 1 hr. 35 min. Female cast: Star E Night, Kylie Ireland, Monica Mayhem, Phoenix, Dee, Nina Ferrari Male cast: Evan Stone, Joel Lawrence, Ian Daniels, Dillon Day, Colt Steel, Julian Audio/Video: The video was beautiful, high quality widescreen format, with a lot of different camera shots and angles. The audio vocals were at times kind of muffled and hard to understand. During the sex scenes, it sounded like they needed to place a mic closer to the action, although the music was kept very low and in the background. Extras: Animated scene selections with 'hotshot' feature 2 disk set, with all the extras on disk 2, which consist of: Director's interview 3 bonus scenes Behind the scenes footage trailers, bios, & photo stills. Condoms Yes, in every scene. The Movie: It opens with Evan, Joel, & Kylie sitting around a table eating dinner in an awkward silence when the phone rings. It's Star, inquiring about a horse Evan has for sale, Wild Whisper.
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Release date: 7/6/2002
Reviewed on: 10/22/2002
Studio: Wm Higgins Productions
Starring: BeBe, Jirka Kalvoda, Pavel Korsakov
Review brief: Writer/Director: William Higgins Videographer: William Higgins Running length: 2 hrs 8 min. Male cast: Jan Dvorak, Pavel Dubcek, Bebe, Jirka Kalvoda, Pavel Korsakov, Jirka & Karel Bartok (twins), Joachem von Festung Audio/Video: The video was exceptionally well done, from the atmospheric, snowy outdoor shots to the sex scenes. Like Kristen Bjorn, Higgins takes his time shooting these over several days, then edits them flawlessly to appear that the participants come multiple times. The audio varied from scene to scene, from no background music at all to no sex sounds. Extras: Scene selection Bonus cumshot scene Photo slide show with director's commentary Condoms: yes The Movie: Everything a gay man could want - beautiful scenery, great looking men, atmosphere, twin brothers, a good story, a little romance and a lot of heat.
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Release date: 6/11/2002
Reviewed on: 10/7/2002
Studio: Vivid
Review brief: Director: Dyanna Lauren DOP: 12/17/00 Male cast: Danny, Joey Ray, J.J., Antonio, Don Juan, Ceaser, Lucky Audio/Video: The video was was grainy, and during the interviews, it pixelated, then froze. I didn't notice any audio problems. Extras: Photo stills - a dozen or so, posed in various outfits Hunk interviews - Steven St. Croix conducts some *fascinating* interviews with the hunks, who all seem to be male strippers. Condoms: No sex, no need The Game: Why didn't anyone wake me for Hunk 'O Rama 1? From the boxcover, this is appears to be exactly what I've been waiting to see. An interactive game for females, with an assortment of studly, stripping beefsteaks who I'm assuming aren't gay. The boxcover says: "The bachelorette party sensation!" "You pick the guy" "You pick the set" "They do the rest" I popped it in my player, anxious to see what Vivid had come up with. The game is one of those disturbing 'match the body parts correctly' funfests, comprised of three sections, in order: head, chest, and dick.
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Release date: 10/8/2002
Reviewed on: 10/7/2002
Studio: Brand Nu Line
Review brief: Writer/Director: Satan I mean Sammy himself Videographer: Someone with a strong stomach Running length: 90 min too long DOP: Who knows Female cast: Mona, Yasmin, Kira and Katrina Male cast: Sam Audio/Video: yes Extras: zero Condoms: um, no The Movie: Just Wanna Cum is the name of this flick But Sammy the Pimp has got a limp stick His chicks are so skanky You won't need a hanky You won't wanna wanky your dick Sammy's in porn and he might be on crack You might wanna cum but you won't wanna whack I don't wanna cum I just wish I had some of the time I spent watching this back End of review, and my libido for awhile. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Dumblonde reviews Just Wanna Cum from Brand Nu Line.
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Release date: 4/29/2002
Reviewed on: 10/2/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Mark Davis, Dee [II] (classic female), Lauren Montgomery, Nina Hartley, Keri Windsor, Rich Handsome, Cheyne Collins, Bridgette Kerkove, Adajja, Joey Ray, Herschel Savage, John Dunn
Directed by: Toni English
Review brief: Writer/Director: Toni English Running length: 1 hr.15 min DOP: 12/17/01 Female cast: Nina Hartley, Lauren Montgomery, Keri Windsor, Dee, Bridgette Kerkove, Adajja, Sharon Kane (non-sex) Male cast: Mark Davis, Herschel Savage, Cheyne Collins, Rich Handsome, Joey Ray (non-sex) Audio/Video: The video was great, but again the audio could use some improvement. . Music was your typical porn music. Extras: Bonus scene Preview for Naked Hollywood 4 3 trailers photo stills Bios Condoms: yes, in all cases The Movie: 'Love In The Electronic Age' covers everything from sextoy parties to internet chatrooms. Bridget hosts a sextoy party for girls only. Normally this would be a perfect setup for an all girl orgy, right? Nope - this series does things a little differently. That's why I was kind of surprised to see those workhorses of porn, Herschel Savage and Bridgette Kerkove play a married couple here - so far, they've gone with performers we're not so used to seeing, which is nice.
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Release date: 4/17/2002
Reviewed on: 10/2/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Brick Majors, Billy Glide, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Dee [II] (classic female), Lauren Montgomery, Nina Hartley, Keri Windsor, T.J. Cummings, Darla Crane
Directed by: Toni English
Review brief: Writer/Director: Toni English Videographer: Henry Parfait Running length: 1 hr. 18 min DOP: 11/26/01 Female cast: Keri Windsor, Nina Hartley, Dee, Lauren Montgomery, Darla Crane Male cast: T.J. Cummings, Evan Stone, Billy Glide, Brick Majors Audio/Video: The main menu is a very well done sliding animation. The video was great, but the audio left much to be desired. For a dialogue driven feature, it was difficult to understand at times. Music was your typical porn music, ie: even though I just viewed it, I don't even remember it. Extras: Bonus scene from Stolen Moments Preview of Naked Hollywood #3 3 trailers photo stills Bios Condoms: yes, except in Billy & Darla's scene. The Movie: Billy Glide & Keri have the first scene, with mostly oral and some doggy. As usual, Keri adds heat with an energetic performance. It might seem insignificant, but a nice touch in these episodes is how the females sometimes remove the guy's undies. She tells her friends later that she came four times, though I'll have to take her word on that.
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Release date: 3/27/2001
Reviewed on: 9/19/2002
Studio: Kristen Bjorn
Review brief: Writer/Director: Kristen Bjorn Videographer: Kristen Bjorn Running length: 2 hrs DOP: 11/98 Male cast: Arpad Banfalvi, Zsolt Kopazs, Sergei Jordonov, Tom Matthews, Buddy Jones, Arpad Miklos, Ferenc Boros, Yuri Breshnev, Ferran Griego, Adriano Sabroso, Pietro Rosselli, Marcio da Costa, Bolacs Fekete, Bruno Diaz, Miguel Leon, Sasha Borov Audio/Video: The video was clear, warm and colorful, employing just the right amount of closeups and medium shots. Expert editing by Bjorn with smooth fade-ins & outs keep it together nicely. The overall look was rich and tasteful. In the commentary Bjorn says it was shot in Montreal and Miami, although a couple of establishing shots make it appear to be set in Budapest, I believe. The audio was clear as well. Typical porn music was used, although always low and in the background, never intrusive.
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Release date: 5/8/2002
Reviewed on: 9/19/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: John Decker, Alexandra Silk, Shay Sweet, Tricia Devereaux, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Charlie, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Silvia Saint, Alexa, Monique, Rita, Julian St. Jox, Isabella, Giselle Yum, Jade Marcela, Dale Dabone, Gina Lynn, Alexis Amore, Ava Vincent, Briana Banks, Tyler Wood, Suzy Sweet
Review brief: Running length: 2 hrs 15 min DOP: 1/09/2002 Female cast: Tricia Devereaux, Ava Vincent, Alexandra Silk, Silvia Saint, Shay Sweet, Charlie, Alexis Amore, Jade Marcela, Briana Banks, among others. Male cast: Evan Stone, Lexington Steele, Dale DaBone, Julian St. Jox, John Decker, Mr. Marcus, Tyler Wood, Luc Wylder Audio/Video: For a compilation, it was fairly consistant as far as video, no complaints in that regard. The audio varied in that some scenes had porn music, some didn't, but there was very talking. Extras: Trailers Animated scene selection Photo gallery 3 bonus scenes from: Design for Desire The Real Thing Sex Across America, Miami Condoms: some The Movie: The only thing I knew about this title was that it is a compilation of interracial scenes, for those who enjoy that in particular. I neither seek it out nor avoid it, what matters is the chemistry between the people involved. This has a good mix of not only blacks and whites, but some hispanic and asian as well.
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Release date: 6/5/2002
Reviewed on: 9/11/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Brian Surewood, Alex Sanders, Tyce Bune, Mark Wood, Alexis Amore, Kianna, Samantha Sterlyng, Mr. Pete, Desert Rose, Jubilee, J.R. Nelson, Lang Young, Chantz Fortune, Layne Young, Chloe Dior, August Night, Claire Bandit, Bree Brooks [II] (early 2000s)
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: Director: Michael Adam Videographer: Quasarman Running length: 1 hr 35 min DOP: 3/25/02 - 3/27/02 Female cast: Jubilee, Samantha Sterling, Chantz Fortune, Alexis Amore, Kianna, Chloe Devore, Bree Brooks, Desert Rose, August, Claire, Lane Young Male penises: J.R., Tyce Bune, Alex Sanders, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete Audio/Video: If you're not familiar with Quasarman's work, rest assured that he will consistantly deliver professional quality and a clear, pretty picture. Utilizing the best and most flattering of camera angles with a smooth mixture of medium to extreme closeups, he makes the most of this naturally limited POV genre. The audio was immaculate as well.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/3/2002
Studio: Bacchus
Starring: Kathy Jones
Review brief: Writer/Director: none listed Videographer: none listed Running length: 65 min. DOP: 3/12/99 Female cast: Kathy Jones Male cast: Brian Surewood, Jeremy Iron, Claudio, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Dick Nasty, Hunk Dermon, Tony Michaels, Darren James, Blake Palmer, Byron Long Audio/Video: no complaints Extras: Chapter stops Previews from: Itty Bitty Titties Cheerleaders Divients With A Buttcam #2 Just Be Anal #5 Ready To Drop Life In The Fat Lane #7 Tit Banger's Ball Triple Penetration Sluts Condoms: none WTF was I thinking? Oh come on, someone had to. And since I've already become kinda numb to it all, why not me? It couldn't be any worse than some of the stuff I've seen. The boxcover pictures Kathy prominently, hoisted and surrounded by all these men, smiling prettily, and not unattractive. I admit it evoked some sympathy as I envisioned her being degraded by these 'not so hot themselves' porn studs, and went into it ready to bash the first spunk monkey who dared complain about her tits being less than perky.
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Release date: 5/6/2002
Reviewed on: 9/3/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Billy Glide, Kyle Stone, Kylie Ireland, Chris Cannon, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Zana, Adriana Sage
Review brief: Writer/Director: Nicholas Steele Videographer: Philip O'Toole Running length: approx. 90 min. DOP: 12/03/2001 Female cast: Kylie Ireland, Adriana Sage, Zana, Kay Lynn, Nicole London (non-sex) Male cast: Lee Stone, Cheyne Collins, Tony Tedeschi, Kyle Stone, Billy Glide, Chris Cannon, Frank Fortuna (non-sex) Audio/Video: The video was flawless, shot in widescreen format that causes the letterboxed black spaces top and bottom. Extensive and obvious, sloppy looping in the sex scenes was something you'd expect to see in lower budget productions, and brings it down a few levels. The audio wasn't real good, making some of the dialogue hard to hear, and the music was your basic porno music. Extras: Behind the scenes Two bonus scenes from The Third Eye and After Midnight Star interviews with Lee Stone, Zana, Chris Cannon. Photo stills Trailers Condoms: Yes, in all scenes, but most of the time, the guy ended up jerking himself off into her mouth.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/24/2002
Studio: VCA
Starring: Tanner Reeves, Ryan Idol, Steven Marks, Trent Reed, Marco Rossi
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: Director: Chi Chi La Rue Writer: Gender Videographer: Bruce Cam & Kathy Mack Running length: 1 hr 25 min. DOP: 7/94 Male cast: Ryan Idol, Tyler Regan, J.T. Sloane, Tanner Reeves, Wolff, Marco Rossi, Grant Larson, Rod Majors, Mike Chavez, Steve Marks, Trent Reed, Jake Andrews Audio/Video: The video was excellent throughout, sharp and colorful. Most of it is shot outdoors, without any of the drawbacks that can sometimes hamper these things, such as wind noise and assflys. I have no complaints about the audio, other than it's hard to get that theme music out of my head sometimes. Extras: Animated scene selection Photo gallery trailers Condoms: Yes, although they were fairly inconspicuous. ************************************************************* ************************************************************* The Movie: Finally, a really great couples movie! Filled with lots of kissing, love and romance, hot sex, and attractive people having fun.
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Release date: 10/15/2001
Reviewed on: 8/11/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Mark Davis, Wendi Knight, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Keri Windsor, Bridgette Kerkove, Belladonna, Briana Banks
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar Running length: 1 hr 35 min DOP: 2/6 - 10/2001 Female cast: Brianna Banks, Bella Donna, Keri Windsor, Wendy Knight, Bridgette Kerkove, Lola Male cast: Bobby Vitale, Joel Lawrence, Mark Davis Audio/Video: Great video as usual, with lots of different camera angles (with the exception of the Bobby, Wendy and Keri scene) and a good mixture of medium and in-your-face closeups. It had some nice music, though I found the romantic piece during the first scene a little incongruous. But what do I know, I like to get it on to AC/DC. Extras: Trailers Slide show of stills Star interviews (Behind the scenes): This had an enjoyable frenetic music video feel to it in parts, which shows some thought and effort. As in a couple of other behind the scenes of Quasarman's however, the viewer is left feeling that either a) there's some inside joke that they're not getting, or b) these people are all whacked. Condoms: none Preface: It's no secret I've been a long time admirer of Quasarman and his movies.
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Release date: 8/6/2002
Reviewed on: 8/5/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Bunny Bleu, Ginger Lynn, Paul Thomas, Raven, Debi Diamond, Jamie Gillis, Ron Jeremy, Blake Palmer, Bridgette Monet, Miles Long, Harry Reems, Jerry Butler, Susan Hart, Cody Nicole, Aurora, Stacey Donovan, Laurie Smith, Gina Valentino, Greg Rome, Sasha Gabor, Gabrielle Behar, Gabrielle Fabray, Morgan Lane, Jade Nichols, Lisa Thomas, Larry Harwood, Colleen Brennan, David Cannon
Directed by: G.W. Hunter, Jim Hunter
Review brief: Writer/Directors: Up, Up & Away - Jim Hunter Heart Throbs - G. W. Hunter Running lengths: Up, Up & Away - 85 min. Heart Throbs - 89 min. Videography: Up, Up & Away - Ken Gibb Heart Throbs - Hans Anderson DOP: before July 2, 1995 Female casts: Up, Up & Away - Bridgette Money, Ginger Lynn, Gabrielle Behar, Bunny Blue, Cody Nicole, Laurie Smith, Stacy Donovan, Colleen Brennan, Lisa Thomas, Shelley Rey Heart Throbs - Gina Valentino, Raven, Morgan Lane, Gabrielle Fabray, Jade Nichols, Lorre Smith, Suzi Hart Male casts: Up, Up & Away - Paul Thomas, Greg Rome, Jamie Gillis, Jerry Butler, Larry Harwood, George Simmons, Steve Carson Heart Throbs - Ron Jeremy, Harry Reems, Greg Rome, Blake Palmer, Sasha Gabor, Miles Long Audio/Video: Up, Up & Away No complaints, except for the lack of medium shots, which became apparent when trying to capture screenshots.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/28/2002
Studio: Vivid
Starring: Janine Lindemulder
Review brief: Writer/Director: Janine & Vince Neil Videographer: Janine & Vince Neil Running length: 1 hour DOP: sometime before 1995 Female cast: Janine, Janine's mosaic-faced friend Male cast: Vince Neil Audio/Video: About the same as the tape you made that Christmas you got your first camcorder. Extras: Photo gallery (many which are unrelated pub shots of Janine) 15 minutes of interviews, clips of Blondage among others. Janine's bio Animated scene selection Condoms: none ************************************************************* ************************************************************* The Movie: When I first heard that a tape was released of Vince Neil and Janine in her never-before-seen jam session on a johnson, I had a few different reactions. My first one was "Big fucking deal". My second one was "She must have gotten rid of her suitcase pimp husband". My third one was "This is an even dumber idea than the full arm tattoo, if that's possible". So, why did I get it? I don't know, it was cheap, and I guess I'm even dumber than she is.
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Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 7/24/2002
Studio: VCA
Starring: Juli Ashton
Directed by: Wit Maverick, Veronica Hart
Review brief: Directors: Wit Maverick and Veronica Hart Writer: Wisdom Maverick Videographer: Barry Wood Running length: 3 hrs DOP: 06/2000 Female cast: Juli Ashton, Chloe, Charlie Angel, Tina Tyler, Dee, Shawna Sexton, Bridgette Kerkove Male cast: Steve Hatcher, Evan Stone, Mickey G, Lexington Steele, Devin Wolf, Ron Jeremy, Wit Maverick (non sex) Audio/Video: As in most VCA features, top notch. The special effects were especially well done, as good as you'll see in mainstream, and the sets were varied with lots of visual interest. Some of the menus are a little slow to load, but nothing too annoying. The audio was perfect. In fact, I don't remember hearing any annoying porn music.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/15/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Ian Daniels, Misty Rain, Chad Thomas, Jeremy Steele, Roxanne Hall, Alex Sanders, Chloe, Tony Tedeschi, Laura Palmer, Lauren Montgomery, Marc Wallice, Shyla Foxxx, Sunny, Tracy Lauren, Thomas Gunn
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: Writer/Director: James Avalon Videographer: Barry Woods DOP: 1/28, 1/29, & 1/30/97 Running length: 90 min. Female cast: Misty Rain, Roxanne Hall, Shyla Foxx, Chloe, Sunny, Laura Palmer, Lauren Montgomery Male cast: Tony Tedeschi, Alex Sanders, Marc Wallice, Ian Daniels, Tommy Gun, Jeremy Steel, Chad Thomas. Audio/Video: The video was very well done, with the exception of a brief shot of a crew member during the second scene. The art direction, as one can expect with a James Avalon film, was stunning in the 'garden' segment, and good in the others. Mood music fit the scenes very well, but I can't recall ever hearing cheesy porn music in my erotic dreams, so maybe it isn't that helpful in establishing the fact that it's a dream.
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Release date: 5/29/2002
Reviewed on: 7/7/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Ursula Moore, Monica Orsini, Caterina Rinaldi, Jessica Lange, Hakan, Mike DeVinci, Jolt Gaber, Heros, Maria De Sanchez, Olivier Sanchez, Elizabeth King
Review brief: Although this is a double feature, the screenshots are from Flamenco Ecstasy only (my dvd rom had trouble playing Carmen, but it's been getting squirly lately. My Toshiba had no problem ). The cast is almost identical, as were the crew and dates of production. Director: Joe D'Amato Writer: Robert Lyon Videographer: Federiko Slonisko DOP: 12/15/95 Running length: Flamenco Ecstasy: 1 hr 41 min. Carmen, The Spanish Whore: 1 hr 35 min. Female casts: Maria DeSanchez, Jessica Langes, Monica Orsini, Ursula Moore, Catarina Rinaldi, Nina Anderson, Elisabeth King Male casts: Hakan Joel, Steven St. Croix, Oliver Sanchez, Jolt Gaber, Mike De Vinci, Steve Drake, Heros Audio/Video: The video was fine for its age, especially shot on film. There were just as many full body shots as close-ups during the sex, with good camera angles and lighting.
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Release date: 6/5/2002
Reviewed on: 6/28/2002
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Sarah, Nacho Vidal, Franco Roccaforte, Stacy Silver, Sandy Style, Maryka, Dany Ricci, Isha Paradise, Stella Del Mar, Thomas Crown
Directed by: Nacho Vidal
Review brief: Writer/Director: Nacho Vidal Videographer: Bucket-of-Fish (that's what it said) Running length: 1 hr. 34 min. DOP: 10/19/2001 Female cast: Janavi , Stella Delmar, Dany Ricci, Sarah, Sandy Style, Maryka, Stacy Silver, Isha Paradise Male cast: Nacho Vidal, Teo (Franco Roccaforte), Tarzzan (Andrea, Nacho's cousin) Audio/Video: Both were flawless. The video was both clear and colorful, with plenty of good camera angles and full-body shots. The lighting was always bright without being glaring or unflattering, and shadows were unnoticable. The audio was was crystal, and right there to capture even Janavi's pussy-fart in the first scene. Extras: Photo gallery On the 'B' side: Several Digital Sin trailers Interviews with a few porn starlets, unrelated to this movie. These seem to be standard Digital Sin extras. Condoms: none ************************************************************* ************************************************************* The Movie: My friend Speelie suggested I review this one, as he is a big fan of the series.
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Release date: 5/26/2002
Reviewed on: 6/24/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: John Decker, Tricia Devereaux, Dyanna Lauren, Sindee Coxx, Roxanne Hall, Stacy Valentine, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Julia Ann, Johnni Black, Steve Drake, Julian St. Jox
Review brief: DOP: Compilation - 12/27/01 Running length: The boxcover states 2 hours. The back cover states 1 hr 23 min. This isn't unusual, the weird part is that it's actually longer: 2 1/2 hrs. Why can't people in porn tell time? Female cast: Stacy Valentine, Shayla LaVeaux, Rebecca Lord, Chloe, Johnni Black, Sindee Cox, Roxanne Hall, Missy, and many others I couldn't ID. The boxcover lists Tricia Devereaux, Julia Ann, and Dyanna Lauren, but they do not appear. Male cast: Peter North, Rick Masters, Tyce Bune, Steve Drake, Mark Davis, John Decker, Tom Byron, Buck Adams, Colt Steel, Michael J Cox, Mickey G and others I couldn't ID. The boxcover incorrectly lists Julian St.Jox & Alec Metro. Audio/Video: The majority of the scenes were grainy and had a washed out drabness to them.
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Release date: 12/15/2000
Reviewed on: 6/15/2002
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Jenna Jameson, Briana Banks, Michael Lynn
Directed by: Scott Taylor
Review brief: Writer/Director/Videographer: Scott Taylor DOP: 11/1/2000 Audio/Video: Excellent, top notch. Extras: So many they had to go on a second disc. Striptease scenes Photo gallery Blooper reel Behind the scenes In between takes Trailers Up Close with Jenna ***************************************************************** ***************************************************************** Comments: I'm not a big fan of the 'Virtual' type of product, mainly because I'm female, and what I had seen had been disappointing. I'd rather not see stunt dicks and fake cumshots, thank you very much. Apparently some do, which caused somewhat of a controversy when My Plaything Jenna came out. Jenna looks gorgeous throughout this two disc set, as does the video. There's much more than the screenshots show, in fact, I haven't even viewed the entire thing yet. I'm almost afraid to. I popped this in my player, expecting to click through the options as fast as possible. As I said, Jenna looks really hot here, and she was so sweet and sexy.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/9/2002
Studio: Legend
Starring: Alyssa Allure, Dino Phillips, Tina Tyler, Paul Carrigan, Leo DeSilver
Directed by: Karen Dior
Review brief: Writer/Director: Karen Dior Videographer: Mark Reed DOP: 2/4/99 Running length: 90 min. Female cast: Tina Tyler, Alyssa Allure Male cast: Paul Carrigan, Michael D. Marco, Chris Danu, Dino Phillips, Leo Desilven Audio/Video: Camera angles were limited, with mostly poor penetration shots, and the lighting fluctuated a bit. The audio was good, and music was kept to a minimal level during the sex. Extras: Photo stills Animated scene selection Bios on ALL the performers was appreciated. Condoms: Yes, except in Tina's case ;) ************************************************************************ ************************************************************************ The Movie: I have very few bi titles in my collection, mainly because there are so few worth viewing, let alone owning. This unfortunately, is not one of them. Good enthusiastic performances by Tina, Paul, and Michael couldn't overcome the drawbacks that all bi flicks suffer from. While I wouldn't call it another Karen Dior 'crapathon', some might.
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Release date: 5/6/2002
Reviewed on: 6/1/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: John Decker, Ian Daniels, Mark Davis, Gina Ryder, Dale Dabone, Chelsea Blue, Voodoo, Ava Vincent, Nicole Sheridan, Joey Ray, Herschel Savage, Zana, Brandi Lyons
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Writer/Director: Nick Orleans Videographer: Perry Tratt DOP 12/13/01 Running length: 2 hrs. 20 min. Female cast: Ava Vincent, Gina Ryder, Chelsea Blue, Taylor St. Clair, Nicole Sheridan, Zana, Samantha Sterling, Brandi Lyons Male cast: Joey Ray, Voodoo, Dale DaBone, Mark Davis, Herschel Savage, Ian Daniels, John Decker Audio/Video: No complaints, except for the obvious slurpy dubbing in Samantha Sterling's blowjob on John Decker. Extras: 2 bonus scenes Behind the scenes Photo gallery Trailers Bios Chapter selection with 'hotshot' option Reelsex footage of lots of A & E sex clips Condoms: Yes, though most weren't that noticable. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo The Movie: There's something for everybody in this 2 hr 20 min. 9 full sex scene flick. 99 skank-free, and some surprisingly non-standard sex by people who looked like they were really enjoying themselves.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/28/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Lene Hefner, Brooke Lane, Devin Wolf, Helena, Anna Romero, Grace Harlow, Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, Nikie St. Gilles, Kevin James, Antonio Valentino, Drew Reese, Jon Severini
Directed by: Philip Mond
Review brief: Writer/Director/Videographer: Philip Mond Running length: 2 hrs. 5 min. D.O.P. 10/26/95 Female cast: Sasha Vinni, Lene Hefner, Anna Romeo, Gina LaMarca, Nikki St.Gilles, Brooke Lane Male cast: Antonio Valentino, Kevin James, Drew Reese, Devin, Jon Audio/Video: The video was excellent, with vibrant colors and no graininess that I noticed. Most of the music in it is quite nice and well matched, with the exception of a hideous vocal that was playing during the first male/female scene. Gawd, that was awful, and seemed totally out of place. There's no talking other than Sasha's occasional narration and less than resonant voiceovers.
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Release date: 9/15/2001
Reviewed on: 5/20/2002
Studio: Digital Lust
Starring: Christi Lake
Review brief: Running length: 50 min. D.O.P. 7/2/2001 Female cast: Christi Lake, Mandy, Sharon, Edie Male cast: Christi's boyfriend, Greg, Kevin, Jack Audio/Video: Video was rather grainy, but the audio was good. No porn music to distract from the engine noise, but it doesn't overpower what's going on, and only adds to the realism. Extras: photo stills Condoms: None The Movie: This was a pleasant little surprise. Though under an hour in length and nothing fancy, it succeeds in its simplicity. Real people having real sex in airline restrooms, hence the title, and proof positive that it's more than just an urban legend. Of course, there's that element of naughtiness and the risk of getting caught that's always appealing, too. Not that I've ever considered it, I'd be far too frightened. But not of getting caught.
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