dumblonde's Metro Movie Reviews (16)
Release date: 11/7/2002
Reviewed on: 2/13/2003
Studio: Metro
Starring: April, Petra, Joel Lawrence, Kitty Monroe, Mark Wood, Holly Hollywood, Sunrise Adams, Alaura Eden, Trent Tesoro
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Quasarman Running length: 1 hr. 30 min DOP: 6/15, 6/16, 6/25/02 Female cast: Holly Hollywood, April, Sunrise Adams, Petra, Alaura Eden Male cast: Joel Lawrence, Trent Tesoro, Mark Wood Audio/Video: Both were flawless. The video was both clear and colorful, with plenty of good camera angles and full-body shots. The lighting was always bright without being glaring or unflattering, and shadows were unnoticable. Music was pleasant and unobtrusive. Extras: Animated chapter menu Behind the scenes photo stills Trailers Bios Multi-angle option Condoms: Joel and Trent The Movie: Hollywood plays an aspiring actress who moves in with Trent and April, a couple who are also struggling to make it in Tinsletown. April is a jealous bitch who accuses Trent of lusting after Holly...oh wait..he WAS watching her in the shower about 20 minutes after she moved in. Well anyway, Holly goes to various auditions but never gets hired because she refuses to have sex to get the part.
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Release date: 8/1/2002
Reviewed on: 12/17/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Leanna Heart, Mark Davis, Dee [II] (classic female), Alexa, Joel Lawrence, Jade Marcela, Noname Jane, Sunshine, Mark Wood, Rafe, Becca Bratt, Taylor Rain
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Quasarman Running length: 1 hr. 30 min DOP: April 22, 23, & 24, 2002 Female cast: Alexa, Becca Brat, Dee, Jade Marcela, Leanna Heart, Sunshine, Taylor Rain, Violet Blue Male cast: Joel Lawrence, Mark Davis, Rafe, Mark Wood Audio/Video: The visual quality is excellent, clear, sharp and bright. As usual, Quasarman's expert camera work and his willingness to go the extra mile pays off.
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Release date: 6/5/2002
Reviewed on: 9/11/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Brian Surewood, Alex Sanders, Tyce Bune, Mark Wood, Alexis Amore, Kianna, Samantha Sterlyng, Mr. Pete, Desert Rose, Jubilee, J.R. Nelson, Lang Young, Chantz Fortune, Layne Young, Chloe Dior, August Night, Claire Bandit, Bree Brooks [II] (early 2000s)
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: Director: Michael Adam Videographer: Quasarman Running length: 1 hr 35 min DOP: 3/25/02 - 3/27/02 Female cast: Jubilee, Samantha Sterling, Chantz Fortune, Alexis Amore, Kianna, Chloe Devore, Bree Brooks, Desert Rose, August, Claire, Lane Young Male penises: J.R., Tyce Bune, Alex Sanders, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete Audio/Video: If you're not familiar with Quasarman's work, rest assured that he will consistantly deliver professional quality and a clear, pretty picture. Utilizing the best and most flattering of camera angles with a smooth mixture of medium to extreme closeups, he makes the most of this naturally limited POV genre. The audio was immaculate as well.
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Release date: 10/15/2001
Reviewed on: 8/11/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Mark Davis, Wendi Knight, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Keri Windsor, Bridgette Kerkove, Belladonna, Briana Banks
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar Running length: 1 hr 35 min DOP: 2/6 - 10/2001 Female cast: Brianna Banks, Bella Donna, Keri Windsor, Wendy Knight, Bridgette Kerkove, Lola Male cast: Bobby Vitale, Joel Lawrence, Mark Davis Audio/Video: Great video as usual, with lots of different camera angles (with the exception of the Bobby, Wendy and Keri scene) and a good mixture of medium and in-your-face closeups. It had some nice music, though I found the romantic piece during the first scene a little incongruous. But what do I know, I like to get it on to AC/DC. Extras: Trailers Slide show of stills Star interviews (Behind the scenes): This had an enjoyable frenetic music video feel to it in parts, which shows some thought and effort. As in a couple of other behind the scenes of Quasarman's however, the viewer is left feeling that either a) there's some inside joke that they're not getting, or b) these people are all whacked. Condoms: none Preface: It's no secret I've been a long time admirer of Quasarman and his movies.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/15/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Ian Daniels, Misty Rain, Chad Thomas, Jeremy Steele, Roxanne Hall, Alex Sanders, Chloe, Tony Tedeschi, Laura Palmer, Lauren Montgomery, Marc Wallice, Shyla Foxxx, Sunny, Tracy Lauren, Thomas Gunn
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: Writer/Director: James Avalon Videographer: Barry Woods DOP: 1/28, 1/29, & 1/30/97 Running length: 90 min. Female cast: Misty Rain, Roxanne Hall, Shyla Foxx, Chloe, Sunny, Laura Palmer, Lauren Montgomery Male cast: Tony Tedeschi, Alex Sanders, Marc Wallice, Ian Daniels, Tommy Gun, Jeremy Steel, Chad Thomas. Audio/Video: The video was very well done, with the exception of a brief shot of a crew member during the second scene. The art direction, as one can expect with a James Avalon film, was stunning in the 'garden' segment, and good in the others. Mood music fit the scenes very well, but I can't recall ever hearing cheesy porn music in my erotic dreams, so maybe it isn't that helpful in establishing the fact that it's a dream.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/28/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Lene Hefner, Brooke Lane, Devin Wolf, Helena, Anna Romero, Grace Harlow, Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, Nikie St. Gilles, Kevin James, Antonio Valentino, Drew Reese, Jon Severini
Directed by: Philip Mond
Review brief: Writer/Director/Videographer: Philip Mond Running length: 2 hrs. 5 min. D.O.P. 10/26/95 Female cast: Sasha Vinni, Lene Hefner, Anna Romeo, Gina LaMarca, Nikki St.Gilles, Brooke Lane Male cast: Antonio Valentino, Kevin James, Drew Reese, Devin, Jon Audio/Video: The video was excellent, with vibrant colors and no graininess that I noticed. Most of the music in it is quite nice and well matched, with the exception of a hideous vocal that was playing during the first male/female scene. Gawd, that was awful, and seemed totally out of place. There's no talking other than Sasha's occasional narration and less than resonant voiceovers.
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Release date: 7/19/2001
Reviewed on: 4/17/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Dolly Golden, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Tina Cheri, Mark Cummings, Wendi Knight, Heather Lynn, Jade Marcela, Miko Lee, Kianna
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar Running length: 1 hr. 25 min. D.O.P. 2/1/2000 Female cast: Tabitha Stevens, Heather Lyn, Tina Cherie, Dolly Golden, Kianna, Jade Marcela Male cast: Marc Davis, Vince Voyeur, Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Mark Cummimgs, and Ron Jeremy as San Fernando Jones Audio/Video My only complaint would be the video being TOO good in a couple of scenes. 'Nuff said. Extras: These included a behind the scenes featurette with Mike holding a camera and chatting with a few people, including Ron, who actually appears to be about the only sane person among them. Ron is shown studying his script and trying to keep from falling asleep. He's afraid of having indignities inflicted upon him in that state, and tells a couple of funny stories along those lines. After seeing the damage that a high speed drill can inflict upon a rubber dildo, I don't blame him for staying awake.
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Release date: 10/19/2001
Reviewed on: 3/17/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Brian Surewood, Pat Myne, Tabitha Stevens, Wendi Knight, Todd Alexander, Vivian Valentine, Sunshine, Shelbee Myne, Holly Hollywood
Review brief: Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar Writer: Gene Ross * (more on this later) Running length: approx. 90 min. D.O.P. 3/9 & 3/10/2000 Female cast: Tabitha Stevens, Kelsey, Wendy Knight, Holly Hollywood, Shelbee Myne, Sunshine, and Vivian Valentine Male cast Brian Surewood, Ian Daniels, Pat Myne and Todd Alexander Audio/Video: The video was clear and as good as always. The audio sucked throughout, and I'm not sure what caused this, but it was apparent even in the ads. Voices were muffled and hard to understand at times, other times too loud. The background music stayed very nicely in the background. Extras: Photo gallery, some bios, and behind the scenes. There was 'More Adult Fun' listed on the menu, but this is more phone sex ads. General comments: As much as it pains me to, I'd be less than honest if I didn't say that this is not one of Quasarman's better movies, in my opinion. Though still above average, it's handicapped even before it starts, like a whack from Tonya Harding's hitman, from a large block of 9 or 10 phone sex ads.
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Release date: 11/14/2001
Reviewed on: 2/8/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Dee [II] (classic female), Chandler, Coral Sands, Joel Lawrence, Ashley, Mark Wood, Joey Ray, Stevie
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar Writer: Brian Cane Running length: 1 hr 32 min. D.O.P. 6/25 & 6/26/2001 Female cast: Chandler, Stevie, Dee, Coral Sands, Ashley Male cast: Joel Lawrence, Mark Wood, Joey Ray Audio/Video: As always, extremely well done. Audio was clear, with the porn music kept low and unobtrusive throughout. The video and lighting were top notch. Extras: Interviews with Ashley, Coral and Stevie. Whoever does the interviews always asks them if they enjoy having sex. It's amazing, but they ALL say they do! What are the odds? They all want to direct, too. There were some trailers, and a 10 minute 'behind the scenes.' The Movie: This was the strangest porn viewing experience I've ever had. Your mileage may vary. Don't get me wrong, I really liked it, and there was some bangin sex. Just because it..triggered a certain reaction okay neurosis in myself, should be of no consequence to you.. and well, let's just do the review.
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Release date: 6/13/2001
Reviewed on: 12/6/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Brick Majors, Lovette, Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Steve Taylor [I], Taylor St. Clair, Houston, April, April Flowers, Kianna Bradley, Jade Marcela, Layla Jade, Victoria Del Rio, Bridgette Kerkove, Voodoo, Candy Cotton, Nicole Sheridan, Nikita Denise, Claudia Adkins, Dominica Leoni
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: Director: Mike Adams Videographer: Mike Quasar Running length: 1 hr. 50 min. D.O.P. 12/7/99, 9/11, 9/18/2000, 10/2000 Female cast: Houston, Kianna, Brigette Kerkove, Nicole Sheridan, Layla Jade, Taylor St. Clair, April, Nikita Denise, Lovette, Jade Marcala, Dominica Leoni, Claudia Akins, Victoria Del Rio, Candy Cotton Male penises: Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Steve Taylor, Voodoo, Brick Majors Audio/Video: Everything was crystal clear, sound and video. I liked the fact that there was no porn music at all, just the sounds of a well lubed hand job, and some good trash talking from some of them. Extras: Photo gallery, individual scene selection, lots of trailers on the B side General comments: They're baaaaaaccckkk!!!!! Seen for the first time in Hand Job Hunnies # 1, we now have a whole new H team. You won't believe your eyes when you see actual females yanking a crank. 13 separate hand jobs are performed to completion by a loosely formed group of loose women known as the Hand Job Hunnies.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/19/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Nick East, Dyanna Lauren, Tianna, Alex Sanders, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Roxanne Blaze, Lacy Rose
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Director: Paul Thomas Writer: Raven Touchstone Videographer: Jack Remy Running length: 2 hours D.O.P. 1994 Female cast: Roxanne Blaze, Tianna, Lacy Rose. Dyanna Lauren Male cast Mike Horner, Nick East, Alex Sanders, Brad Armstrong Audio/Video: Excellent, except a couple of the scenes were just a tad too dark, but other than that, no complaints. Extras: Slide show of photo stills, bios of Tianna, Roxanne, and Dyanna and some trailers. Condoms The only one I saw was on Alex Sanders. The Movie: Wow. This is a real good movie on several levels, but the main one for me is the sex. I've heard this described as a good couples movie, and that's true enough, but don't take that to mean that the sex isn't hot. I can't tell you how refreshing it was to NOT see every scene end with a pud-pulling facial. Not only THAT, but there's one scene where Mike Horner actually doesn't pull out at all, and this absolutely astounded me.
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Release date: 9/27/2001
Reviewed on: 11/5/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Tyce Bune, Keri Windsor, Joel Lawrence, Sophie Evans, Justine Romee, Paige Sinclair, Nikita Denise, Felicia Fox, Dominica Leoni
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar Running length: approx. 90 minutes D.O.P. 1/29 & 1/30/2001 Female cast: Keri Windsor, Sophie Evans, Felecia Fox, Dominica Leoni, Ebony Sinclair, Justine Romee, Nikita Denise Male cast Bobby Vitale, Tyce Bune, Joel Lawrence Audio/Video: I feel like I should just write up something I can paste in here when it's a Quasarman movie. I mean, how many different ways can I say excellent? Although it seems to me that his videography skills are getting even better. I wish I could say the same for my knowledge in this area, so I could describe it in more detail, but it's just something in the overall look and feel. Extras: There was a photo gallery, as well as the usual trailers. The Movie: The movie opens in the kitchen of a bickering married couple, played by Keri (Justine) and Bobby Vitale (Jeff), accompanied by some nice, edgy music.
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Release date: 9/5/2001
Reviewed on: 10/18/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, J.J. Michaels, Wendi Knight, Ava Vincent, Kianna, Courtney Madison, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar D.O.P. 1/20 & 1/21/2000 Running length: approx.90 minutes Female cast:Alexandra Silk, Sydnee Steele, Jewel Valmont, Wendy Knight, Courtney Madison, Kianna Male cast Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, JJ Michaels, Brian Surewood Audio/Video: It's a Quasarman movie. Need I say more? You know the video will be good and clear, with lots of nice looking upclose and personal penetration shots, and multiple and varied positions. The lighting is always really nice, too, but never shadowy. The music was very clear and pleasant enough. The only time it was too intrusive for my tastes was in the scene between Jewel Valmont and Brian Surewood, when that's all you heard, rather than sounds from them.
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Release date: 4/6/2001
Reviewed on: 9/28/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Chris Cannon, Wendi Knight, Syren, Jeanie Rivers, Voodoo, Casey Raye, Lee Stone, Shawna Sexton, Kylie Brooks, Ashleigh Taylor, Kiki Daire
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Running length: approx.90 minutes D.O.P. 6/12 & 6/13/2000 Videographer: Mike Quasar Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Female cast: Wendi Knight, Ashley Taylor, Syren, Jeanie Rivers, Casey Raye, Shawna Sexton, Kylie Brooks, Kiki Daire Male cast: Lee Stone, Mark Davis, Chris Cannon, Voodoo, Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood Audio/Video: Excellent as usual. Music was kept very low during most scenes except part of the bachelor party, which was nice. Quaze knows what people want to see, and always delivers in 90 minutes or less, many varied positions and good camera angles. I love to see the cock pull all the way out, then sink back in again slowly, that is so fucking hot, and there are a couple of real closeup scenes with that. Not enough if you ask me, but I doubt if there could ever be enough of that! Or, he doesn't even have to pull out all the way, as long as you see the head.
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Release date: 5/15/2001
Reviewed on: 9/19/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Brick Majors, Ian Daniels, Brian Surewood, Stacy Valentine, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Erik Everhard, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Gwen Summers, Ginger Paige, Joel Lawrence, Mirage, Paige Sinclair, Eva Slovak
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: Running length: 1 hr 37 min. D.O.P. Feb. 27, 28, 29, 2000 Videographer: Jane Waters Writer/Director: James Avalon Female cast: Stacy Valentine, Gwen Summers, Mirage, Eva Slovak, Lola, Paige Sinclair, Ginger Paige Male cast Evan Stone, Randy Spears, Joel Lawrence, Erik Everhard, Ian Daniels, Brick Majors, Brian Surewood Audio/Video: Excellent. The music may have been just a tad louder than I usually like it, but that's just a personal preference, and it was good. The lighting was real nice throughout, with special effects during the hot dream sequence that I had never seen before in porn. The sound in this part is what really got me going, though. I'm a sound freak. It built, slowly at first, then incorporated the sound of.. well..um..if you've ever fucked hard on a kitchen table you know. This man knows, too. oh yeah. Extras: There's quite a lot of behind the scenes footage, and even it's done well.
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Release date: 2/18/2001
Reviewed on: 8/5/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Tyce Bune, Joel Lawrence, Donita Dunes, Ryan Conner
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Running length: 1 hr. 20 min. D.O.P. March 2-3, 2000 Videographer: Mike Quasar Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Female cast: Ryan Conner, Bunny Luv, Mesha, Kelsey, Donita Dunes Male cast: Joel Lawrence, Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Ian Daniels, Devan Sapphire The Plot: Holy Christ! I haven't seen this much leather in one place since Sturgis. Could I have the Quaze figured all wrong? Not to worry. Though it's certainly different than what I've seen from him so far, it's not really a fetish movie so much as a movie about an underground sex club with that as a theme, and it's relevent to the story. Yes, there is a plot, but it doesn't get in the way of the sex ~ in fact, it makes a point, and is not totally devoid of some socially redeeming value. The ending was a surprise to me, but that's probably because my brain automatically shuts down when watching porn, and isn't used to handling anything more complex than where I put the lube, or remote.
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