Hand Job Hunnies 2 Review

Reviewed by dumblonde  on  12/6/2001

Director: Mike Adams
Videographer: Mike Quasar
Running length: 1 hr. 50 min.
D.O.P. 12/7/99, 9/11, 9/18/2000, 10/2000

Female cast:
Houston, Kianna, Brigette Kerkove, Nicole Sheridan, Layla Jade, Taylor St. Clair, April, Nikita Denise, Lovette, Jade Marcala, Dominica Leoni, Claudia Akins, Victoria Del Rio, Candy Cotton

Male penises:
Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Steve Taylor, Voodoo, Brick Majors

Audio/Video:
Everything was crystal clear, sound and video. I liked the fact that there was no porn music at all, just the sounds of a well lubed hand job, and some good trash talking from some of them.

Extras:
Photo gallery, individual scene selection, lots of trailers on the B side

General comments:
They're baaaaaaccckkk!!!!!
Seen for the first time in Hand Job Hunnies # 1, we now have a whole new H team. You won't believe your eyes when you see actual females yanking a crank.
13 separate hand jobs are performed to completion by a loosely formed group of loose women known as the Hand Job Hunnies. These highly trained experts in their field show us that they're just as capable as a man when it comes to pulling his pud.

If you're tired of that same old ending to every sex scene, and how could you NOT be, this is a refreshing change. Yes, they ARE just hand jobs, but when is the last time you saw the female finish off the guy without even seeing his paws anywhere in the vicinity? Here is proof that this ability is not dead yet, although it appears from the production dates that it certainly IS time consuming. Although there's no category for it, the main reason I gave it a high rating is because it dares to be different, and that's appreciated.

If you're one of the growing number of guys who can't stand hearing the male's voice or seeing his face, hands, ass, or nutsack - why aren't you watching all girl scenes? Just kidding, but this seems tailor made for that contingent, and I had fun playing Name That Dick.
The males here have little more to do than just lie back and enjoy it. They aren't allowed to make any noise, or very little anyway, to keep alive that illusion that it's your willy she's wankin. You won't be subjected to seeing their hands either, though I can't imagine how this was accomplished. I suspect extensive use of duct tape or restraints of some kind to prevent any penile pulling, but this is never shown, and frankly I don't care. No jiz jockeys appeared to be abused or deprived in the making of this movie.

You might be asking yourself why a female would enjoy a dvd with nothing but handjobs on it? This is a good question, and as soon as I can come up with a good answer, I'll let you know.
It's not like I learned anything, or saw any new techniques. It's not exactly rocket science. There are differences in delivery, mainly by how good you are at talking dirty. That first one, Layla Jade, was a nasty little British guttermouth, and Lovette was pretty good at it too, but it shows just how much of an art this can be, as well.
It WAS a little disconcerting that all the Hunnies looked and talked into the camera, or ME, not whoever the penis was attached to, while working his wangdoodle. That's only because I'm a female, though, normally it would be a male enjoying this. I suppose it can be viewed as a virtual hand job, so everytime Layla Jade would look at me and say something like "I love wanking your big cock" or "You're a hawny fucking bastad, aren't cha?", I just fell out with the giggles. Several hand jobs later however, by the time I hear Lovette telling me "Yeah, you like your big dick buried between my tits", it was starting to creep me out a little, like I was perverted or something. I DID enjoy this one, so I'm not fully convinced that I'm not, to be honest. And if I liked it - I think it will definitely work for YOU. After all, you're a hawny fucking bastad, aren't cha?

SCREENSHOTS of Hand Job Hunnies #2

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