Addiction (Metro) Review
Metro
Studio: Metro
Category: Comedy , Feature film
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, J.J. Michaels, Wendi Knight, Ava Vincent, Kianna, Courtney Madison, Sydnee Steele
Released on: 9/5/2001
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Reviewed by dumblonde on 10/18/2001
Writer/Director: Mike Quasar
Videographer: Mike Quasar
D.O.P. 1/20 & 1/21/2000
Running length: approx.90 minutes
Female cast:Alexandra Silk, Sydnee Steele, Jewel Valmont, Wendy Knight, Courtney Madison, Kianna
Male cast Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, JJ Michaels, Brian Surewood
Audio/Video: It's a Quasarman movie. Need I say more? You know the video will be good and clear, with lots of nice looking upclose and personal penetration shots, and multiple and varied positions. The lighting is always really nice, too, but never shadowy. The music was very clear and pleasant enough. The only time it was too intrusive for my tastes was in the scene between Jewel Valmont and Brian Surewood, when that's all you heard, rather than sounds from them. But then, there may well have been a good reason for that.
Extras:photo gallery , jump to a scene, alternate angle, and behind-the-scenes.
The Movie:
The movie is about 5 women who have a problem, alright? Their problem is they're slutbags, and this is a 12 step 'support' group to help them deal with, well, their slutty behavior.
*Not to get off-track, but they actually have these sex addiction groups. A male friend of mine had to attend some meetings like this, and from what he said, the women in his class were much more...supportive than these chicks, if you get my drift. The reason for his enrollment was rather unclear, but it had something to do with his wife, his girlfriend, and an incident with a staffer at the Betty Ford Clinic. But anyway, back to the movie.....
These girls could take a lesson in support. They each have a story, a tale of what it was that brought them here, and how low they bottomed out before realizing that they had a problem. that they are encouraged to share with the group. Each one is encouraged to share their experiences with the group, after which they receive such supporting comments such as:
"That's fucked up", "You're disgusting!" "What a bitch", or "I may have screwed every man in my company, but at least I never let a burgler fuck me up the ass!"
Meow!!!
I was rolling on the floor. There seems to be some kind of pecking order, but I don't know how they figure it. What would be worse, I wonder? Smelly homeless guy or catburgler? Entire undergraduate class or every male in the corporation?
Further evidence of Quaze's wicked sense of humor appear in Alexandra Silk's next line of dialogue: "As you all know, I'm a college professor...."
Oh man...was it me, or was Sydnee Steele having a hard time keeping a straight face as well? I hadn't laughed so hard since seeing what he made Joel Lawrence do in Head Trip.
Another good plot device, that provides some cohesion, and laughs, without fast forward material.
Condoms JJ Michaels and Brian Surewood
Sex scene 1: Alexandra Silk and JJ Michaels
Is JJ Michaels related to some bigshot in the porn biz? I don't get it. Does he have something on someone? Anyway, yes, Alexandra is cast as a college professor, who spends her off hours tutoring every guy in her class. You can imagine the grade point average here. JJ Michaels, who needs particular attention, receives a blowjob, R/C, and fucks her anally. He seemed to be enthusiastic and a quick study, so I wonder why she flunked him? Perhaps she grades on a curve.
That's sick.
Sex scene 2: Jewel Valmont and Brian Surewood
She tells the group that her husband, some wealthy, boring businessman, has been in Japan for over a month. He thinks she has a problem just because she goes trolling for homeless derelicts and brings them home to fuck. Geesh, loosen up guy, she was horny! I'm beginning to see why she's got her feathers ruffled.
She must like her sex dirty and stanky, too, as they went right to it, with no shower first. She gives him a blowjob, and takes him up the butt. After fucking his brains out, which doesn't take long, he decorates her with a matching pearl necklace.
She's got a problem, alright, but I think her husband has a bigger problem.
Sex scene 3: Wendy Knight & Kianna
Wendy relates how she's been sexually harrassing her domestic help, so we see her and Kianna, her maid, playing around in the bath tub, along with some tub toys.
I kept looking at the view of the Pacific from this amazing bathroom. It was gorgeous, framed by the huge picture windows.
Ok, back to the sex. Well, maybe it was because I just didn't feel any real heat from these two, I had the impression they were just going through the motions, that made my attention wander. But at least it was in a pretty setting.
Sex scene 4: Courtney Madison and Mark Davis
Courtney is a cute black chick who realized she had 'issues' after an intruder armed with a huge uncircumcized dick broke into her home. When he goes to leave, after loading up all the valuables, she grabs his leg and asks him "What's your hurry?" Turns out, he neglected to snatch a piece of the most valuable thing in the house.
That IS fucked up!
Sex scene 5: Sydnee Steele and Vince Voyeur
Sydnee's the president of a large company, who prescreens male job applicants by the length of their dick, not their resume. So, what's the problem, I wonder? Could be someone turned her in with some bogus sexual harrassment charges. Or, could be that she just ran out of guys to fuck, and so HAS to alter her behavior.
Her scene here with Vince was real hot, with some desktop doggy, squeaky office chair reverse cg, and in general got a real good pounding from the guy. Heck, I'd hire him - but when he asks about the job, she tells him she'll have to think about it.
What a bitch!
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Videographer: Mike Quasar
D.O.P. 1/20 & 1/21/2000
Running length: approx.90 minutes
Female cast:Alexandra Silk, Sydnee Steele, Jewel Valmont, Wendy Knight, Courtney Madison, Kianna
Male cast Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, JJ Michaels, Brian Surewood
Audio/Video: It's a Quasarman movie. Need I say more? You know the video will be good and clear, with lots of nice looking upclose and personal penetration shots, and multiple and varied positions. The lighting is always really nice, too, but never shadowy. The music was very clear and pleasant enough. The only time it was too intrusive for my tastes was in the scene between Jewel Valmont and Brian Surewood, when that's all you heard, rather than sounds from them. But then, there may well have been a good reason for that.
Extras:photo gallery , jump to a scene, alternate angle, and behind-the-scenes.
The Movie:
The movie is about 5 women who have a problem, alright? Their problem is they're slutbags, and this is a 12 step 'support' group to help them deal with, well, their slutty behavior.
*Not to get off-track, but they actually have these sex addiction groups. A male friend of mine had to attend some meetings like this, and from what he said, the women in his class were much more...supportive than these chicks, if you get my drift. The reason for his enrollment was rather unclear, but it had something to do with his wife, his girlfriend, and an incident with a staffer at the Betty Ford Clinic. But anyway, back to the movie.....
These girls could take a lesson in support. They each have a story, a tale of what it was that brought them here, and how low they bottomed out before realizing that they had a problem. that they are encouraged to share with the group. Each one is encouraged to share their experiences with the group, after which they receive such supporting comments such as:
"That's fucked up", "You're disgusting!" "What a bitch", or "I may have screwed every man in my company, but at least I never let a burgler fuck me up the ass!"
Meow!!!
I was rolling on the floor. There seems to be some kind of pecking order, but I don't know how they figure it. What would be worse, I wonder? Smelly homeless guy or catburgler? Entire undergraduate class or every male in the corporation?
Further evidence of Quaze's wicked sense of humor appear in Alexandra Silk's next line of dialogue: "As you all know, I'm a college professor...."
Oh man...was it me, or was Sydnee Steele having a hard time keeping a straight face as well? I hadn't laughed so hard since seeing what he made Joel Lawrence do in Head Trip.
Another good plot device, that provides some cohesion, and laughs, without fast forward material.
Condoms JJ Michaels and Brian Surewood
Sex scene 1: Alexandra Silk and JJ Michaels
Is JJ Michaels related to some bigshot in the porn biz? I don't get it. Does he have something on someone? Anyway, yes, Alexandra is cast as a college professor, who spends her off hours tutoring every guy in her class. You can imagine the grade point average here. JJ Michaels, who needs particular attention, receives a blowjob, R/C, and fucks her anally. He seemed to be enthusiastic and a quick study, so I wonder why she flunked him? Perhaps she grades on a curve.
That's sick.
Sex scene 2: Jewel Valmont and Brian Surewood
She tells the group that her husband, some wealthy, boring businessman, has been in Japan for over a month. He thinks she has a problem just because she goes trolling for homeless derelicts and brings them home to fuck. Geesh, loosen up guy, she was horny! I'm beginning to see why she's got her feathers ruffled.
She must like her sex dirty and stanky, too, as they went right to it, with no shower first. She gives him a blowjob, and takes him up the butt. After fucking his brains out, which doesn't take long, he decorates her with a matching pearl necklace.
She's got a problem, alright, but I think her husband has a bigger problem.
Sex scene 3: Wendy Knight & Kianna
Wendy relates how she's been sexually harrassing her domestic help, so we see her and Kianna, her maid, playing around in the bath tub, along with some tub toys.
I kept looking at the view of the Pacific from this amazing bathroom. It was gorgeous, framed by the huge picture windows.
Ok, back to the sex. Well, maybe it was because I just didn't feel any real heat from these two, I had the impression they were just going through the motions, that made my attention wander. But at least it was in a pretty setting.
Sex scene 4: Courtney Madison and Mark Davis
Courtney is a cute black chick who realized she had 'issues' after an intruder armed with a huge uncircumcized dick broke into her home. When he goes to leave, after loading up all the valuables, she grabs his leg and asks him "What's your hurry?" Turns out, he neglected to snatch a piece of the most valuable thing in the house.
That IS fucked up!
Sex scene 5: Sydnee Steele and Vince Voyeur
Sydnee's the president of a large company, who prescreens male job applicants by the length of their dick, not their resume. So, what's the problem, I wonder? Could be someone turned her in with some bogus sexual harrassment charges. Or, could be that she just ran out of guys to fuck, and so HAS to alter her behavior.
Her scene here with Vince was real hot, with some desktop doggy, squeaky office chair reverse cg, and in general got a real good pounding from the guy. Heck, I'd hire him - but when he asks about the job, she tells him she'll have to think about it.
What a bitch!
SCREENSHOTS of Addiction
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Red Vibe Diaries #3
Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation
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Screaming Orgasms
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questions or comments?
e- mail: dumblonde@my.adultdvdtalk.com
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