Hand Job Hunnies 3 Review

Reviewed by dumblonde  on  9/11/2002

Director: Michael Adam
Videographer: Quasarman
Running length: 1 hr 35 min
DOP: 3/25/02 - 3/27/02

Female cast: Jubilee, Samantha Sterling, Chantz Fortune, Alexis Amore, Kianna, Chloe Devore, Bree Brooks, Desert Rose, August, Claire, Lane Young

Male penises: J.R., Tyce Bune, Alex Sanders, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete

Audio/Video: If you're not familiar with Quasarman's work, rest assured that he will consistantly deliver professional quality and a clear, pretty picture. Utilizing the best and most flattering of camera angles with a smooth mixture of medium to extreme closeups, he makes the most of this naturally limited POV genre.
The audio was immaculate as well. No music, barking dogs, or anything else to distract you from hearing these Hunnies lubing up your linguini as they do a little trash talking.

Extras:
Scene selection
Photo stills
Several standard Metro trailers on the B side.

Condoms: none

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The Movie:

I couldn't wait to get my hands on this one, and I wasn't disappointed.
Practice makes perfect, and this digitally dedicated dirty dozen (almost) is back and better than ever, with some fresh new faces, low silicone, and hands that can deliver the goods. The tubes of Astroglide have been passed to a new team of proud pud pumpers, who do their part to keep this ability alive in porn.

Brian Surewood is obviously one of the meat puppets, although it seems he didn't want to be identified. This is odd for a couple of reasons:
1) He didn't take off the fuckin jewelry, it's a dead giveaway.
2) I just reviewed Granny's Gangbang, where he displayed no shyness at all about banging an 80 year old broad. Why the alias here?

Starting out with an already hard humdinger doesn't hurt, however the Hand Job Hunnies are happy to help. In fact, as in previous installments, ALL the work is done by the H team. You will not suffer through a member-shrinking male mugshot, nor have to endure another hairy paw pud pulling finish.

Except for one. There was an infraction of the Hunnie bylaws, in young Claire's segment, who didn't make the cut. Although she must be eighteen, she looks disturbingly young and isn't up and down to the Hunnies exacting standards, which made it necessary for the penis to finish himself off. A slippery slope that I hope doesn't mean a relaxation or bending of the rules in future editions. Her inexperience bothered me as it's not exactly brain surgery, and she seemed almost afraid of it. Not that I blame her - perhaps she can try again in HJH #4.

The rest of them ran the gonad gamut from Samantha Sterling to Tera Patrick's heavily pierced evil twin. This one made the Skankometer go wacky, but she did have a pretty face, and performed admirably.

Long Live The Hand Job Hunnies!

Male Cumshots: 11
Female Orgasms: 0 This is to be expected, however. The Hand Job Hunnies derive their pleasure from your ejaculation and expect nothing in return. Unlike other pornos.

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