dumblonde's VCA Movie Reviews (11)
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 4/6/2003
Studio: VCA
Starring: Christi Lake
Directed by: Jon Yuma
Review brief: Director: Jon Yuma Videographer: Jon Yuma DOP: 8/96 Female cast: Christi Lake Male cast: Five of the luckiest sons-of-bitches on the planet. Audio/Video: This is a pro am effort, and as such the video is adequet but there are few insertion shots and not many extreme closeups. I don't consider that a negative in this case. The sound sucks at times, and I could have done without the background music in a couple of the scenes, although it never intrudes over the sex. A few times the director/cameraman, who shoots a lot for JKP of late, is heard giving orders. Extras: Animated scene selection Preview trailers Condoms: none The Movie: The premise is just what the title says. Christi fuxxx five of her fans, though I'm fairly certain that there was some kind of screening process employed because most of these guys are packing more than your average bear.
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Release date: 2/21/2003
Reviewed on: 3/18/2003
Studio: VCA
Starring: Ruby, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Chloe, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Daisy Chain, Cheyne Collins, jessica drake, Mary Carey
Directed by: Chloe
Review brief: Producer/Director: Chloe Videographer: Baz, Early Chaos DOP: 7/02 Female cast: Jessica Drake, Chloe, Ruby, Daisy Chain, Mary Carey Male cast: Kyle Stone, Cheyne Collins, Steve Hatcher, Randy Spears, Chris Collins Audio/Video: Both were top notch. Baz's work is always good, and the sound was excellent, including the unobtrusive music. Extras: Wall To Wall Sex option 3 trailers - Shayla's Web, Hayseed, & Peepers Slide show of about 20 photos 3 "bios" Chloe, Jessica & Daisy The Movie: Don't be put off by the sawblade pictured on the cover, it does not appear in the movie. This is a well done take-off on the movie Cruel Intentions. Granted, I would rather see Ryan Phillipe fuck than Kyle Stone, but you can't have everything. I was a little apprehensive, not knowing what to expect. I've always enjoyed the enthusiasm Chloe puts into her performances, and y'all know I'm big on female orgasms, which this had in abundance. I'm glad that it didn't overdo the anal sex either. In fact, the only anal scene was with Ruby and Steve Hatcher.
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Release date: 7/30/2002
Reviewed on: 2/25/2003
Studio: VCA
Starring: Billy Glide, Alex Sanders, Alec Metro, Evan Stone [I] (straight), T.J. Hart, Pat Myne, Amber Michaels, Ashley, Layla Jade, Frank Fortuna, Marty Romano, Monica Mayhem, Tawny Roberts
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Director: F. J. Lincoln Writer: Patti Rhodes Videographer: Baz Running length: 1 hr. 42 min. DOP: 8/13/02 Female cast: Tawney Roberts, Amber Michaels, Layla Jade, T.J Hart, Ashley, Monica Mayhem Non Sex: Kelly Fire (Steele) Male cast: Alec Metro, Billy Glide, Evan Stone, Pat Myne, Frank Fortuna, Alex Sanders, Marty Romano Non sex: Dino Bravo, Marty Rudy, Ronnie Rock, Hamilton Steele Audio/Video: The video was great, clear and bright with excellent camera work. The sound however, was somewhat muddy. Nothing too bad, but noticable. Extras: Interactive Chapter Selection Photo Gallery Bios Previews Condoms: yes, all The Movie: The Sleaze Show is kind of a low-rent Jerry Springer Show, if that's possible. Alec Metro plays the sleazy host who puts together crossdressing confessions, catfights, and family dysfunction, filmed from what looks like a loading dock in front of a trailer with cheap lawn furniture for seating.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/24/2002
Studio: VCA
Starring: Tanner Reeves, Ryan Idol, Steven Marks, Trent Reed, Marco Rossi
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: Director: Chi Chi La Rue Writer: Gender Videographer: Bruce Cam & Kathy Mack Running length: 1 hr 25 min. DOP: 7/94 Male cast: Ryan Idol, Tyler Regan, J.T. Sloane, Tanner Reeves, Wolff, Marco Rossi, Grant Larson, Rod Majors, Mike Chavez, Steve Marks, Trent Reed, Jake Andrews Audio/Video: The video was excellent throughout, sharp and colorful. Most of it is shot outdoors, without any of the drawbacks that can sometimes hamper these things, such as wind noise and assflys. I have no complaints about the audio, other than it's hard to get that theme music out of my head sometimes. Extras: Animated scene selection Photo gallery trailers Condoms: Yes, although they were fairly inconspicuous. ************************************************************* ************************************************************* The Movie: Finally, a really great couples movie! Filled with lots of kissing, love and romance, hot sex, and attractive people having fun.
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Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 7/24/2002
Studio: VCA
Starring: Juli Ashton
Directed by: Wit Maverick, Veronica Hart
Review brief: Directors: Wit Maverick and Veronica Hart Writer: Wisdom Maverick Videographer: Barry Wood Running length: 3 hrs DOP: 06/2000 Female cast: Juli Ashton, Chloe, Charlie Angel, Tina Tyler, Dee, Shawna Sexton, Bridgette Kerkove Male cast: Steve Hatcher, Evan Stone, Mickey G, Lexington Steele, Devin Wolf, Ron Jeremy, Wit Maverick (non sex) Audio/Video: As in most VCA features, top notch. The special effects were especially well done, as good as you'll see in mainstream, and the sets were varied with lots of visual interest. Some of the menus are a little slow to load, but nothing too annoying. The audio was perfect. In fact, I don't remember hearing any annoying porn music.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/12/2002
Studio: VCA
Starring: Vince Rockland, Aaron Austin, Rob Cryston, Tom Katt, Scott Randsome, Rick Bolton, Chris Green, Jack Dillon
Review brief: Male cast: There were no credits given, but I got these names from an online store: Vince Rockland, Aaron Austin, Rob Cryston, Tom Katt, Chris Green, Jack Dillon, Rick Bolton, Scott Randsome The Game: I received this as a gift from a friend, who had heard my complaints about the lack of adult games for females. In other words, ones that featured nekkid men. Perhaps she didn't realize (or maybe she did), that ANYTHING featuring nude men is going to be gay, not that I mind. Although I've never told her, I've admitted to watching gay porn occasionally. Why? For the same reason guys like watching so-called lesbian activity - because we're twisted and depraved. And as long as the game is fun, I don't care. So, what's the object of the game? WHAT game? There IS no game, it's a bunch of movie clips and some phone sex ads that are accessed by clicking on arrows that take you into various establishments on a city block. While you're walking down the street, it sounds like you're wearing very heavy boots, but other than that, no sound effects.
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Release date: 2/3/2002
Reviewed on: 2/3/2002
Studio: VCA
Starring: Ian Daniels, Mark Davis, Anthony Crane, Keri Windsor, Syren, Dillion Day
Directed by: Wit Maverick
Review brief: Writer/Director: Wit Maverick Videographers: Baz & Jake Jacobs Running length: Feature - 92 min. Fantasex - 90 min. 3 hrs total D.O.P. 07/01 Female cast: Keri Windsor, Syren, Tina Tyler, Inari Vachs, Nikita Denise, Lauren Montgomery, Nikki Fairchild Male cast: Evan Stone, Ian Daniels, Eric Masterson, Dillon Day, Mark Davis, Anthony Crane, John Decker, Billy Glide Audio/Video: The audio was well done, with low-key music that fit the scenes perfectly, and was well-balanced throughout. During the sex scenes, it either faded out, or was turned down, like we like it. The video was excellent, with lots of interesting shots, color, and even some special effects. Extras: Bios with animated windows, full motion chapter menu, slide show photo gallery, auto start - auto repeat, 3-way Fantasex feature. Those who like the virtual and plaything genre are going to love this one. You have total control of two girls here, with the option of one at a time if you're already worn out from the movie.
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Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 1/7/2002
Studio: VCA
Starring: Sharon Mitchell, Jamie Gillis, Bobby Astyr, Annette Haven, Constance Money, Cami Graham, Alan Marlow, Michael Gaunt, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, Camilla Farrell, Sybil Kingmaner, C.J. Laing, Wade Nichols, Zebedy Colt, David Savage, Suzanne Mcbain, Shirley Peters
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: Director: Henry Paris Writer: Jake Barnes Videographer: Chico Carter Running length: 1 hr. 15 min. D.O.P. 1977 Female cast: Annette Haven, C.J. Laing, Sharon Mitchell, Jennifer, Suzanne McBain, Constance Money, Shirley Peters Male cast Alan Marlow, Wade Nichols, Jamie Gillis, Bobby Astyr, Michael Gaunt Audio/Video: For a 25 year old film, it was surprisingly good. Noticable artifacts and pixelation got worse toward the end, but not bad enough to be distracting. The porn music was laid on with a heavy hand, but I was surprised to hear actual singing in one pleasant tune. Extras: Commentary by Gloria Leonard and Jamie Gillis, Photo gallery, box cover artwork, and an interesting Hall of Fame commentary by Jim Holliday who gives us a rundown on some of the great performers. Condoms: None The Movie: I decided to start checking out some of 'The Classics' in porn to see how they compare. I didn't realize when renting this one just how old it was, but I can't say I was disappointed, really.
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Release date: 8/11/2000
Reviewed on: 9/15/2001
Studio: VCA
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Billy Glide, Sindee Coxx, Kylie Ireland, Ginger Lynn, Chloe, Brad Armstrong, T.J. Hart, Keisha, Angelica Sin, Mickey G., Midori, Syren, Dale Dabone
Directed by: Veronica Hart
Review brief: Running length: 2 hrs 10 min. D.O.P. 10/99 Director: Veronica Hart Female cast: Ginger Lynn, Chloe, Kylie Ireland, Keisha, Angelica Sin, Sindee Coxx, Nina Hartley, T. J. Hart, Midori, Salena Del Rey, Male cast Michael J. Coxx, Mickey G, Billy Glide, Brad Armstrong, and Dale DaBone Audio/Video: Very well done, no complaints here. I liked the lighting in the club scenes, and the thunder and lightning special effects during the scene between Mickey G and Kylie Ireland. Multi-angle option in parts. Extras: Fantasex feature, which is kind of a virtual sex option, some bios, short 'interview' with Ginger, behind the scenes, and a photo gallery. Menus were so slow to load, I found myself pressing my remote, like we do at crosswalks or elevators, though we know it won't help speed things up.
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Release date: 7/7/2001
Reviewed on: 8/3/2001
Studio: VCA
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Alexandra Nice, Pat Myne, Anthony Crane, Keri Windsor, Teri Weigel, Joel Lawrence, Cheyne Collins, Bailey, Bridgette Kerkove, Ava Vincent, Lee Stone, Simon Delo, Kiki Daire, Bridget Powers
Directed by: Antonio Passolini
Review brief: Running time: 1 hr.50 min. D.O.P. 09/2000 Writer/Director: Antonio Passolini Female cast:. Bridget Powerz, Bridgette Kerkove, Keri Windsor, Teri Weigel, Ava Vincent, Bailey, Kiki Daire, Alexandra Nice. Male cast:. Randy Spears, Evan Stone, Marc Davis, Lee Stone, Joel Lawrence, Bobby Vitale, Cheyne Collins, Pat Myne, and Simon Delo as Capt. Mongo General comments: This movie rocks! Although some parts were kind of corny, overall it's very entertaining, with enough hot sex to keep all but the most hardened pornhounds happy. Though there was really nothing new or surprising as far as the sex went (although I don't believe I've ever seen a clown in a 3-way), the high energy and enthusiasm alone was enough to make it enjoyable. Everyone seemed to be having a good time here. The audio was perfect, with good background music, and clear vocals.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/15/2001
Studio: VCA
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Stacy Valentine, Chris Cannon, John Strong, Juli Ashton, Randy Spears, Tina Tyler, Vicca, J.J. Michaels, Anita Cannibal, Nikita, Keri Windsor, Peris Bleau, Crystal Crawford, Horny Little Man, Cris Canon
Directed by: Antonio Passolini
Review brief: Category: Feature film, Fetish, Straight Director: Antonio Passolini Date of Production: 09/98 Length: 2 hrs. 10 min. Price: $14.95 - $24.95 Female Cast: Tina Tyler, Stacey Valentine, Anita Cannibal, Keri Windsor, Vicca, Nikita, Peris Bleau, Juli Ashton Male Cast: Randy Spears, Michael J Cox, Kyle Stone, Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Chris Cannon, J J Michaels, John Strong Plot: Tina Tyler plays the Devil who's missing a pair of slutbag succubi. She wants them back in hell where they belong, not out screwing everything in sight, so she calls on Stacey Valentine to help locate the two, since it was Stacey's fault in the first place for summoning them, albeit unknowingly. I would normally fast forward through any plot when it got in the way of the sex, but I understand this is frowned on for reviewing purposes. The reason for this should be obvious. What struck me first was how good of an actress Tina is - highly unusual in porn.
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