White Lightning (VCA) Review

Reviewed by dumblonde  on  9/15/2001

Running length: 2 hrs 10 min.
D.O.P. 10/99
Director: Veronica Hart
Female cast: Ginger Lynn, Chloe, Kylie Ireland, Keisha, Angelica Sin, Sindee Coxx, Nina Hartley, T. J. Hart, Midori, Salena Del Rey,
Male cast Michael J. Coxx, Mickey G, Billy Glide, Brad Armstrong, and Dale DaBone

Audio/Video: Very well done, no complaints here. I liked the lighting in the club scenes, and the thunder and lightning special effects during the scene between Mickey G and Kylie Ireland. Multi-angle option in parts.

Extras: Fantasex feature, which is kind of a virtual sex option, some bios, short 'interview' with Ginger, behind the scenes, and a photo gallery. Menus were so slow to load, I found myself pressing my remote, like we do at crosswalks or elevators, though we know it won't help speed things up. This happens on every menu, and it seemed to be at least a 10 second delay - an eon by today's standards, and it's annoying.

Condoms: Though condoms were worn in all scenes, this movie is different in that it shows them being put on and taken off. I don't know WHY this works better, but it does. Maybe it just makes it more realistic - knowing that we're going to see them, so they might as well not try to hide them.

Sex scene 1: Ginger Lynn and Michael J. Coxx
The first sex is between these two, who are playing a not- too- happily married couple. Or, maybe they are engaged, I'm not sure, but the tame sex leads me to believe they're married. Actually, it wasn't bad, I just feel it only fair to warn male viewers here that she refuses to give him a blowjob, so be prepared. Not only THAT, but she has the nerve to complain when he blows his load on her face, and turns her face away. But before you destroy your televisions, please, this is integral to the story. How, I'm not sure, I wasn't paying that close of attention. She about puts his head in a thigh lock when he eats her pussy, but she still doesn't want to suck his cock, even though he tries to tempt her by sticking it in her face (like THAT'S gonna work).

I liked the way Ginger would occasionally say she wanted him closer, or asked him to kiss her, to put his arms around her, not in a whiney or demanding way, but more in the heat of passion. This works into the story, and was different and much better than hearing the chick's yelling. But when Ginger says "Come on, hold me, I want you closer", her husband must have thought she said "Flip me over and pound me doggy-style". They seem to have 'communication issues'. as well as that major sexual problem I mentioned. This is illustrated even more at the end when he, like most men in Porno World do, pulls out, pulls off his rubber, and ejaculates onto his wife's face.
Woah, wait a minute, something's wrong here...She's not assuming the position - you know the one...with her tongue hanging out and paws up like a little puppy dog. She's not acting like it's Nector of the Gods. She has her eyes closed and turns her face away! She looks pissed! WTF? Not only is she not happy, she actually says "Why do you ALWAYS have to do that?" Am I hallucinating? r-e-w-i-n-d, just to make sure. Yep, that's what happened alright. Wow, this is going to be different...and probably reviled by much of the male viewership. Clueless says "What do you mean, I thought you liked it like that?" The future doesn't look bright for these two, especially when we find out he's also doing his precinct boss, Chloe.

Sex scene 2: Chloe and Michael J. Coxx
They're cops, and have a lot of late-night meetings, mainly at a strip club, where they engage in public sex. I'm not sure if they're working on a case - there IS a plot interwoven throughout these scenes, but like most porn plots, way over my head and too complex for me to follow. He doesn't seem to have a problem hearing Chloe, even in a noisy nightclub. But then, she's a lot more assertive than his wife. They have a good time screwing right there at there table, and no one in the packed club notices. This has always been a fantasy of mine, so I liked this scene a lot. I realize most fantasies are best left alone and not acted out, but if I ever did try that, I'd wear a little leather fuck-dress like Chloe wears for these trysts. Snaps make it easy and fast, and any spillage just beads up and can be wiped off.

Sex scene 3: Chloe and Mickey G.
Starts out with Chloe whipping Mickey, although he doesn't seem to mind. She apparently is the dominant one in the relationship (well, in every relationship), and plays Mickey to do her bidding, wanting him to kill somebody, I'm not sure who. When he's pounding her pretty good and getting ready to pop, Chloe knows to step up the pressure, asking him "Are you going to fucking DO it?" (meaning the 'hit') Of course, what's a guy going to say in that situation? When it comes to murdering someone or getting your rocks off, of course he chooses murder, that's a no-brainer.

Sex scene 4: Chloe and Michael J. Coxx
Christ, she's having a busy night! After toweling off, she snaps back into her leather fuck-dress get up, and heads back to the club, where she hooks up again with Michael, and gives him some gratuitous head.

Sex scene 5: Kylie Ireland and Mickey G.
He goes over to her place, who I think is an old girlfriend of his, but the important thing is, they have sex. The special effects of rain and lightning were very well done here, and added a lot of atmosphere. They did the usual stuff - you know, BJ, cunnilingus, anal.

Sex scene 6: DaBone, Billy Glide, and a cast of thousands
Not really, but this scene takes place in another one of those underground sex clubs, or a section of that same club where Chloe and Michael have sex, I'm not sure. I AM sure there were many acts of debauchery are going on, however. None of which are sustained enough to really be considered a scene.

Sex scene 7: Ginger, Dale DaBone, Billy Glide, Mickey G. Keisha, Kylie and Nina (non sex role, believe it or not)
Ginger goes to her therapist, played by everyone's favorite sexpert Nina Hartley, and is encouraged to envision her sexual fantasies. Of course, what woman HASN'T fantasied about being sandwiched and sodomized between two sweating, rutting porn studs? Another is a 3-way lesbian fantasy, so we see her playing with Keisha and her friend Kylie, as well as a couple of sextoys. One of these was a double penetrator with an almost medieval looking handle on it, obviously not targeted for the average horny housewife. She also has a fantasy about Mickey G., which alone would have been enough to send ME into therapy, but apparently he's got something I'm not seeing, and gets more ass than a toilet seat here.

Sex scene 8: Ginger, Sindee Coxx & Brad Armstrong
These two kidnap Ginger, blindfold her, and take her to a deserted warehouse. This has something to do with Chloe, but again, I apologize for not paying closer attention to the plot, and I've heard that for porn, it's actually pretty good. The important thing is, they make her suck Brad's schlong, and various other depraved acts. She seems to be a quick learner, and actually complained less here than when having sex with her husband.

SCREENSHOTS of White Lightning

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