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Touch Me (VCA) Review

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Touch Me (VCA) at Adult DVD Empire

Studio: VCA

Category:  Feature film , Interactive

Directed by: Wit Maverick

Starring: Ian Daniels, Mark Davis, Anthony Crane, Keri Windsor, Syren, Dillion Day

Released on: 2/3/2002

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Reviewed by dumblonde  on  2/3/2002
Writer/Director: Wit Maverick
Videographers: Baz & Jake Jacobs
Running length: Feature - 92 min. Fantasex - 90 min. 3 hrs total
D.O.P. 07/01

Female cast: Keri Windsor, Syren, Tina Tyler, Inari Vachs, Nikita Denise, Lauren Montgomery, Nikki Fairchild

Male cast: Evan Stone, Ian Daniels, Eric Masterson, Dillon Day, Mark Davis, Anthony Crane, John Decker, Billy Glide

Audio/Video: The audio was well done, with low-key music that fit the scenes perfectly, and was well-balanced throughout. During the sex scenes, it either faded out, or was turned down, like we like it. The video was excellent, with lots of interesting shots, color, and even some special effects.

Extras:
Bios with animated windows, full motion chapter menu, slide show photo gallery, auto start - auto repeat, 3-way Fantasex feature.
Those who like the virtual and plaything genre are going to love this one. You have total control of two girls here, with the option of one at a time if you're already worn out from the movie. It also gives you the choice of Speed Start, Advanced, or Auto (so that you can have both hands free, Keri and Syren tell us). I didn't see any stunt dicks, but there's a pair of hands that appear, should you choose that mode, or you could pleasure one or both with a toy. Then of course you have the 'Cum on Demand' for you control freaks as well.
Having both the movie and the Fantasex on one disc makes this a keeper. There were no phone sex ads, or ads of any kind, and you can jump right into the Fantasex part or the movie, then back and forth between them, without losing your place.

Condoms: I believe they were worn by all the guys, but weren't that noticeable, though I do prefer porn without them. I understand the reason, but what I don't understand is why they bother, when they continue to ejaculate into her eyes, mouth, on her butt, etc.

The Movie:
The movie has a lot of visual interest, varied sets, and tons of sex - I didn't even cover it all. Some stunning outfits and lingerie were worn by the girls, who for the most part keep something on during the sex scenes, whether it was stockings, a top, or even a belt. I think Wit's been hearing our pleas for less nudity! Does this mean we've been watching too much porn? I don't think so, I've always thought some clothing or accessory adds interest, and naked bodies do tend to start to look alike. That doesn't mean less nasty however, and you guys will love the way it gets right into a triple penetration of Nikita Denise that ends in a frenzied 3-way jerk off and a face full of splooge!
* multiple triple buffer zone violations noted, as per Endorphin's guidelines.

Maybe I should mention the plot here. Um..it had something to do with an 'old soul'. Okay, back to the sex!

Tina and Anthony's scene was my favorite, and relieved my anxiety after that first 4-way circus act. No, she wasn't DP'd, stuffing toys the size of fire hydrants, or swinging from the chandolier, thank God. She WAS enjoying just a good thorough fucking from Anthony, which took place in an office setting. They were really into it, and by that I don't mean she was screaming, either. Tina, I love how you are sort of quiet, that adds so much intensity! Just the right kind of little grunts and moans, and girl, I know you're a good actress, but you weren't acting here baby! I could tell by the look on your face. Anthony Crane looked like a dang good fuck, too. This is all I ask of porn, just some realistic bumpin and humpin where the people are really turned on.

The plot: Uh..well..I kinda lost track, but who gives a rat's ass, let's keep gettin nasty!

Mark Davis and Syren get nasty, in an elevator no less. She's a screamer. Starting out with a blow job, she gets picked up and flipped around for an only-in-porn standing 69, which evolves into her getting fucked hard from behind, and ending with him pulling off his rubber to come in her mouth and face.

More on the plot: Keri gets hit over the head by a clown with a crowbar. Don't ask, I don't know!

Billy Glide, Inari Vachs, and Nikki Fairchild in a fairly short 3-way on a swinging bed. Yes, a swinging bed, that hangs from the ceiling. Interesting idea, though I'm just now getting over that unfortunate 'love swing' mishap. Let's just say I've seen Inari look better.

Syren and Keri's scene was smokin. It starts with Syren finger-fucking Keri, but that only lasts so long, as Keri likes being the aggressor. If you haven't yet seen her tongue fuck a chick, you're missing out, that tongue of hers is almost as big as dick! After awhile she stuck a big dildo in her mouth and fucked her with that, too. Syren was up to the challenge however, and they got on a double dildo next. Yeow!!!
Uh...perhaps I'm a little too enthusiastic about this scene...you know, being a heterosexual and all. Let's move on...

John Decker & Lauren Montgomery in fairly quick romp, ending with him coming on her butt.

The plot: when people cum, they get a big bubble over their eye. Why? Um...well.. enough about that, this last scene was slammin!

Keri and Evan Stone get it on in car parked in an alley. You know with these two it's gonna be good, and it is, with lots of energy and positions. Keri goes nuts. I don't think she's faking it, either - I know my legs tremble like that during a sexual frenzy.

The plot wrap-up: As a blonde, I'm usually at a disadvantage when it comes to following the complexities of porn plots, as you might have noticed. This is especially difficult for me when the sex is hot like it is here, and most brain activity flatlines. Look at it like Dumblonde's Seal of Approval. I did the best I could under the circumstances.


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