Fan Fuxxx Review
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Reviewed by dumblonde on 4/6/2003
Director: Jon Yuma
Videographer: Jon Yuma
DOP: 8/96
Female cast: Christi Lake
Male cast: Five of the luckiest sons-of-bitches on the planet.
Audio/Video: This is a pro am effort, and as such the video is adequet but there are few insertion shots and not many extreme closeups. I don't consider that a negative in this case.
The sound sucks at times, and I could have done without the background music in a couple of the scenes, although it never intrudes over the sex. A few times the director/cameraman, who shoots a lot for JKP of late, is heard giving orders.
Extras:
Animated scene selection
Preview trailers
Condoms: none
The Movie:
The premise is just what the title says. Christi fuxxx five of her fans, though I'm fairly certain that there was some kind of screening process employed because most of these guys are packing more than your average bear. Unfortunately a few are also packing a paunch and are just as hairy but you could say it's a nice change from slick and glossy.
Christi is a porn star afterall and could easily intimidate, but she's always had a girl next door attractiveness and realness about her which serves her well here, as well as her work on the pro am circuit. She also has a nice natural body that's unadorned by tattoos or piercings. I don't know if she does anal because I don't really care and do not keep track of these things, but she does not do it here. Hey, what do you want from the girl? Christi pleases her fans quite well and at least she doesn't make them wear condoms.
They attempt some kind of setup in a few of the scenes, others they just cut to the chase, like the guy in the hotel room which was my favorite.
All the pairings are b/g except in the second scene where she has a three-way with a couple from San Diego. This guy is wearing a thong, which is an immediate turn-off and should be a red alert, but the female is a pretty brunette with a nice natural body like Christi's.
Jack from La Mesa is one lucky dude who does Christi in a clothing store. She tries on several sexy outfits for him first, and has the manager close the store temporarily while they go at it in the dressing room. Although I wasn't looking forward to seeing him nekkid, he did turn out to have a nice short, very thick cock, which Christi enjoyed bouncing on.
There's not many insertion shots or extreme closeups, but that's okay, there's nothing worse than buttcrack hair blown up on a 52" bigscreen tv. The positions change often, but too quickly to build up much heat.
It occurs to me while watching these fans fuxxx that perhaps males who don't like seeing good looking guys in porn (like that's a real problem) might enjoy something like this, although it's probably not nasty enough. As I said there is no anal sex, but at least these guys look like real fans. Let's just leave it at that.
Christi's not a big screamer, but then I'm not sure there was much to scream about. However, since this can be had for $10.00 to $12.00, at least you won't be screaming that you've been ripped off.
Male Cumshots: 5
Female Orgasms: 0
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Videographer: Jon Yuma
DOP: 8/96
Female cast: Christi Lake
Male cast: Five of the luckiest sons-of-bitches on the planet.
Audio/Video: This is a pro am effort, and as such the video is adequet but there are few insertion shots and not many extreme closeups. I don't consider that a negative in this case.
The sound sucks at times, and I could have done without the background music in a couple of the scenes, although it never intrudes over the sex. A few times the director/cameraman, who shoots a lot for JKP of late, is heard giving orders.
Extras:
Animated scene selection
Preview trailers
Condoms: none
The Movie:
The premise is just what the title says. Christi fuxxx five of her fans, though I'm fairly certain that there was some kind of screening process employed because most of these guys are packing more than your average bear. Unfortunately a few are also packing a paunch and are just as hairy but you could say it's a nice change from slick and glossy.
Christi is a porn star afterall and could easily intimidate, but she's always had a girl next door attractiveness and realness about her which serves her well here, as well as her work on the pro am circuit. She also has a nice natural body that's unadorned by tattoos or piercings. I don't know if she does anal because I don't really care and do not keep track of these things, but she does not do it here. Hey, what do you want from the girl? Christi pleases her fans quite well and at least she doesn't make them wear condoms.
They attempt some kind of setup in a few of the scenes, others they just cut to the chase, like the guy in the hotel room which was my favorite.
All the pairings are b/g except in the second scene where she has a three-way with a couple from San Diego. This guy is wearing a thong, which is an immediate turn-off and should be a red alert, but the female is a pretty brunette with a nice natural body like Christi's.
Jack from La Mesa is one lucky dude who does Christi in a clothing store. She tries on several sexy outfits for him first, and has the manager close the store temporarily while they go at it in the dressing room. Although I wasn't looking forward to seeing him nekkid, he did turn out to have a nice short, very thick cock, which Christi enjoyed bouncing on.
There's not many insertion shots or extreme closeups, but that's okay, there's nothing worse than buttcrack hair blown up on a 52" bigscreen tv. The positions change often, but too quickly to build up much heat.
It occurs to me while watching these fans fuxxx that perhaps males who don't like seeing good looking guys in porn (like that's a real problem) might enjoy something like this, although it's probably not nasty enough. As I said there is no anal sex, but at least these guys look like real fans. Let's just leave it at that.
Christi's not a big screamer, but then I'm not sure there was much to scream about. However, since this can be had for $10.00 to $12.00, at least you won't be screaming that you've been ripped off.
Male Cumshots: 5
Female Orgasms: 0
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