DMJ6: Devil In Miss Jones 6, The Review

Reviewed by dumblonde  on  7/15/2001

Category: Feature film, Fetish, Straight
Director: Antonio Passolini
Date of Production: 09/98
Length: 2 hrs. 10 min.
Price: $14.95 - $24.95

Female Cast: Tina Tyler, Stacey Valentine, Anita Cannibal, Keri Windsor, Vicca, Nikita, Peris Bleau, Juli Ashton

Male Cast: Randy Spears, Michael J Cox, Kyle Stone, Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Chris Cannon, J J Michaels, John Strong

Plot:
Tina Tyler plays the Devil who's missing a pair of slutbag succubi. She wants them back in hell where they belong, not out screwing everything in sight, so she calls on Stacey Valentine to help locate the two, since it was Stacey's fault in the first place for summoning them, albeit unknowingly.

I would normally fast forward through any plot when it got in the way of the sex, but I understand this is frowned on for reviewing purposes. The reason for this should be obvious.

What struck me first was how good of an actress Tina is - highly unusual in porn. Her English accent and haughty demeanor were very believable. Of course, this makes the rest of the cast all the more laughable, but hey, what was she supposed to do? Dumb DOWN for the role?

Stacey Valentine may be a very nice person and looks good and enthusiastic on film, but come on, she can't act her way out of a paper bag. I don't mean to pick on her, she's got plenty of company, but Mr. Passolini, with all due respect, WTF were you thinking? This film would have been SO much better if you had cast someone else in the lead who could act on a par with Tina, as this brought down the plot/acting score considerably.

If porn movies insist on plot and dialogue, they should be judged on their abilities to deliver in those areas. Further details can be found with the sex scenes listed below.

General Comments:
I found the main menu rather difficult to read - and no, I don't need glasses, it was the font used. The extras included trailers from 3 other movies, an incomplete slide show of a few of the cast members, and a commentary by Tina and Stacey, which I could never get to, but this is probably more my fault than anything else. I rarely watch extras, so it's hard to judge yet whether these are good or bad.

What I liked:
I liked that it WAS different, and with so much cookie-cutter porn out there, I applaud anyone willing to experiment, without resorting to degrading women.
I liked that there were no facials.
I liked Tina and her thespian skills. (that's thespian, not lesbian) She looked hot & bitchy, too.
I liked the sometimes surprising kink in the sex acts.
I liked Keri Windsor and the wooden dummy ~ I must be sick.

What I disliked:
I disliked seeing Steve Hatcher in open -crotch pantyhose, but mainly because he didn't shave his hairy legs. This doesn't fool anyone, as many women will tell you.
I disliked Stacey Valentine's acting ability.
I disliked the gratuitous nailing of Tina in that wrestling scenario.
Something tells me Satan is NOT a bottom. Details, details.
I disliked the camera work in the penetration closeups, that just didn't turn me on. But then, I'm a chick. A hot porno to me would be 90 minutes of a couple, after initial insertion, not being able to move at all, at least outwardly. Think about it.

Sex scene 1. Anita Cannibal, John Strong, Ian Daniels
After some bad acting, Trailer Trash's hubby is off to his meat packing job. She wastes no time packing some man-meat in her in a 3-way with 2 guys, ending in a double vaginal. Condom penetration scene looks dry, doesn't do it for me. Neither does the loopy narration, sounding like an E -ticket ride in Disney Hell. Two guesses on how this scene ends.

Sex scene 2. Stacey Valentine & Steve Hatcher
What happened to Randy Spears? All of a sudden, Stacey and Steve Hatcher are goin at it on a bed, I've got to start paying closer attention. Steve's dressed in a pair of funny looking baggy latex overalls. Hold it!!! Steve just took off the overalls, but kept on a pair of fishnet pantyhose. Stacey, seeing nothing odd about this, puts a lip-lock on his johnson immediately. She can, because the pantyhose are the kind that are like thigh-hi's with the built-in garter belt and waistband. Sorry, I didn't mean to give the impression Steve was weird or anything. Some dry doggy-style condom coitus, with closeups that are so quick and jerky, it makes my eyes go buggy. Next, Steve's butt-fucking her, but not for long. Of course, when he cums, he pulls out to jerk himself off over her tits, the way we know most guys like to finish.

Sex scene 3. Vicca, Nikita & Randy Spears
Tina's 2 succubus minions, Vicca and Nikita, have Randy Spears in a 3-way succufest. These babes are too busy to even remove their hats, let alone their latex bodysuits. They just pull aside the crotch to give Randy easy access, and there ya go. But what happened to the dildo they rode in on? The sex here is pretty hot - I like the way Randy kinda grunts, it sounds like he's really close to cumming most of the time, and that's a turn on. God, for a minute I thought I was going to witness something amazing - but no, at the last minute he pulls out, and I'll give you one guess how this scene ends.

Sex scene 4. Stacey & Michael J Cox
Stacey's getting munched on by Michael J Cox outside in a poolside chaise lounge. Change of position, now he's getting it orally. Change of position, now she's bobbing up and down on him in reverse cowgirl. Her bolt-ons don't even MOVE! Again with the too fast and jerky close-ups. I spend too much time wondering how Stacey's pussy can look so dry after all the fucking here, they ought to be floating in the pool by now. Please, designate someone 'lube tech', and with an air operated grease gun, he could zap them from across the room and not miss a beat. This scene is going on and on - Stacey's lookin a little worn out, and Michael even lights up and smokes a cigarette while she's bouncing away on him. This could be part of his character though, because as soon as he's finished with her, he blows her off and yells 'Next!' Not literally, but you get the idea.

Sex scene 5. Keri Windsor, Peris Bleau, & Some Dummy
Meanwhile, back in hell... I swear this girl is Keri Windsor, but I couldn't find her name in the credits. Perhaps she changed it, I'm getting confused...
Keri's sliding up and down her Peris's slick thigh high boot, that got my attention. Now she's off the boot, and still on all fours, but what is that racket? And what's up with the puppet getting his head bashed in by Keri while she's getting vibed from Peris? Oh man, it looks like she's trying to suck the doll off too, now THAT is sick, lol! I like it. And there's Tina over there all the while, not even noticing these perverted acts being performed right in front of her. I want the name of that book she was reading that was more interesting than the goings-on here! Actually, hell doesn't seem all that bad...

In walks Crystal Crawford, Satan's crossdressing assistant who has the unenviable job of telling Tina that her SuccuSluts have been summoned to earth and are out of control.

Tina confronts Stacey, looking for Vicca and Nikita.

Intermission

Now things REALLY get weird.

Sex scene 6. Tina, Stacey, and a couple of masked wrestlers.
I think this is supposed to be sort of a commercial, because it doesn't have anything to do with the movie. But then, who cares? We're now in a wrestling ring, and learning some new moves. The sex is hot - Tina and Stacey are getting pounded good in this scene. I just have one objection here, and that has to do with taking Tina out of character. Everyone knows that Satan doesn't get fucked, Satan does the fucking. So why Mr. Passolini didn't have Tina use her strap-on on one of the guys is a mystery, and would have added to the overall kinkiness. "You must find strength" is the mantra.

Sex scene 7. Juli Ashton, Nikita, Chris Cannon
Interesting vertical 3-way, with Chris Cannon on the bottom sportin a face dildo. Later on he has a black latex cock ring on with a white rubber, nothing that resembles real cock to me, but he does a good job fucking Nikita, then Juli. The closeups are fast and kind of soft-focus. Juli Ashton sucks a red dildo while getting reamed from rubberman, but again, where is that lube tech? It's good to see her wearing a nurses cap, she might need it here. Nikita fucks Juli anally with a red strap-on, and none too gently, while Juli sucks Chris's big cock. Finally the lube tech comes through, and rubberman tops Juli's ass off with a couple of quarts of Valvoline before he and the red dildo DP her. Wet & slippery sex makes Chris unload quickly on her butt.

Psychic Hotline guy is sitting on a toilet presumably beatin' off, when he gets a call from Stacey concerning the whereabouts of the succubi. They've rented an apartment, so of course the guy gives her the address. I'll have to try that next time instead of calling 411, at least you aren't forced to listen to some annoying ad when you called to get a number.

Sex scene 8. Nikita, Vicca, Kyle Stone
Nikita and Vicca are double-teaming a plumber, Kyle Stone. After he finishes snaking their pipes, and of course, jerking himself off (yawn), Tina shows up and busts her SuccuBitches, sending them straight back to hell. Why are there never enough men to go around? And why are these hot women always so grateful to get half the guy's attention, not to mention his dick? Oh yeah, I almost forgot...

Sex scene 9. Stacey & Randy Spears
Nothing to write home about, or maybe I'm just worn out - there's a lot of sex in this flick. "I must find strength to finish this review".
Stacey sucks so much dick in this movie, she probably has TMJ by now. With all the sex she performs, does she ever get off herself? Eh, who cares. She gets fucked hard by Randy, but damnit, it looks dry as a bone again. I hate to keep harping on this, and I wish I didn't have to, but it's a pet peeve of mine. "Wetter is better" is my mantra.

So, I guess to wrap things up, there's only one thing you're left wondering about. Did he pull out and come on her tits or her butt? I'd tell you, but I wouldn't want to spoil the ending.

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