DMJ6: Devil In Miss Jones 6, The Review

The Plot: Oh, how I love a movie with a plot! It doesn't have to be a completely consistent plot, but something with dialogue always gets my attention. And this movie has some great dialogue, most of it delivered by Tina Tyler. Stacy does her part very well, including an audition for Time Travelling Lobster Boy that is hilarious. Nikita and Vicca add a touch of the exotic in their few lines, and Randy Spears puts in a great performance as the workaholic husband. I apparently grew up with too much poorly acted porn, because I am continually amazed when I seen good performances, such as the ones in DMJ6.

The tough part is describing the plot without laughing. This movie has some hilarious moments in it, most of them visual, some of them subtle, and a few that fall into "you just had to be there". We start our movie with Satan interviewing the newest catch, Buffy (Anita Cannibal). We flash back three days earlier where we see Buffy living in her trailer and ignoring her husband who works in the slaughterhouse. No sooner does he walk out of the trailer and into the factory next door than Anita is giving a couple guys the ride of her life. Satan talks to us for a bit, and mentions poor Justine's plight (good girl in a bad situation). Well, we see Justine trying to have a good time with her husband Arthur (Randy Spears), but he's more interested in summoning a Succubus. She storms off in a huff to go masturbate, whereupon we see her fantasy. Apparently, her fantasy involves a Little Red Riding Hood outfit, a guy called the Beekeeper and a room full of honey and neon. Justine, dear, we need to get you into therapy. After waking up from her little menage-a-moi, she breaks rule number six of staying alive in movies: Never read from a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. She wanders off to go try out for an acting part. Naturally, the producer wants to trade the part for sex, but first we must watch Justine's husband get seduced by the succubi. Poor man. After banging the director, Justine comes home to find polaroids of her husband's activities. We cut to hell to watch a couple ladies enjoy each other, and Satan gets informed of the escape of her sex toys to Earth. Intermission. One of the succubi lands Bruce Pitt (rim shot) and Nurse Wratchet (rim shot) in a very kinky part of the house. Justine, now working with Satan to get her toys back, helps find the dynamic duo as they seduce a plumber with a big dick (gee, where have we seen this plot device before?). Justine gets her husband, Satan gets her toys back, and poor Buffy is stuck in hell. With no clothes on.

The Cast: I gotta get a job with VCA, they have some of the hottest women as employees. Stacy Valentine of the sweaty sex and the long hair plays Justine Jones of the movie's namesake. This character is like James Bond. Lots of different actors, but still the same adventures. Tina Tyler plays Satan. Pardon the pun, she is hot! Raven tresses, tight ass, long legs. I always love women in latex... and love them often. God, she makes me want to...

Er, right. The review. Anyhow, the two succubi are played by Vicca and Nikita, a lovely pair of ladies from Moscow. Their accent and some vocal effects make them deliver their lines like they're swallowing the words, but when you consider that English is their fifth language or so, I'm prepared to cut them some slack. It doesn't hurt that they're both gorgeous. Juli Ashton makes a great appearance, along with Anita Cannibal, Crystal Crawford and Lacey Ogden. On the male side, we have Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Ian Daniels, Randy Spears, Chris Cannon, J. J. Michaels, Michael J. Coxx... the list goes on.

It's a great group of people, no doubt about it.

The Sex: Normally I'll just dive right in and start describing the sex scenes in the order they appear in the film, but this movie deserves a little introduction. The Devil in Miss Jones series has always had a bit of a formula, much like the Bond series. The Bond movies have lots of explosions, a diabolical plot, gorgeous women, and close calls. The Devil in Miss Jones series has the diabolical plot and the gorgeous women, and only a few explosions. But it does have some of the most off-the-wall sex that you'll find in mainstream porn. Not particularly shocking, but some weird shit happenin' here.

Our first scene involves Anita Cannibal getting double-teamed by Ian Daniels and J. J. Michaels. This scene is great, with a quick blowjob/handjob scene, some spooning/blowjob and then a double penetration. No, not a normal DP... we have a double pussy penetration here. All I can say is... OUCH!! Damn, that looks painful! She seems to enjoy it. Ian, on the other hand, looked like he was getting it, and not Anita. This scene is just... weird. I'm not sure whether it was good or bad.

Well, Justine can't get any from her man, so she has a Little Red Riding Hood fantasy with Steve Hatcher, the Beekeeper. I don't get it either, you just are expected to accept that Little Red Riding Hood is supposed to ditch the big bad wolf in favor of the Beekeeper. Well, if Red knew that the Beekeeper was hung like this, she might have changed her mind and skipped Grandma's entirely. Anyhow, Stacy is wearing a cute little latex outfit, complete with matching cape, and a pair of cute white stockings. Steve is wearing this set of latex overalls with a hood that looks right out of Hard Rain. The stockings are pretty cool, and Steve is wearing a set, too. I'm serious, he's got a pair of stockings on. And he keeps them on for the whole scene. Weird. It's still a good scene, with Stacy putting forth some great reactions. Highly recommended, if you can keep from laughing at Steve's stockings. In all honesty, you ignore them after a while.

Just as things are about to get interesting between Stacy and Michael J. Coxx, Randy Spears gets to have a hellish affair with Nikita and Vicca. A quick note about the photography of this movie: these two have a hot entrance. They strut into the room in these black rubber almost somethings, perfectly in sync with each other. They remind me of those Siamese cats from Lady and the Tramp. Sleek, beautiful, and full of pussy evil. Randy gets to 69 Vicca for a bit, and then gets ridden for a while by Nikita. A little doggie style and pop goes the weasel! These scene is shot very well, with lots of creative camera angles. High marks.

No sooner does Randy decorate the chest of the twins, then we fade into Stacy and Michael J. Coxx going for it on the casting couch. It's a pretty cool scene, and Stacy looks like she's having fun. Michael does this rather painful looking thing towards the end with his legs folded under and Stacy riding him in a reverse cowgirl. This is one of the few spots were there are any visual problems on the disc, with a little haloing going on around Stacy's hair. It's brief, but it's very obvious. All in all, a good scene, but nothing special.

The neat thing about porno movies is that Hell can be a fun place! Witness exhibit A, the next scene between Peris Bleau and Lacey Ogden. I think Lacey is the blonde one, and she has got the longest tongue! She puts it to good use, too, but the fun part comes when she is on her hands & knees against a park bench with Peris working on her pussy. For starters, she nearly throws the park bench across the room. Things get kind of weird with the ventriloquist's dummy that is sitting on the park bench while she's thrashing about. She grabs the dummy, and starts strangling it. Okay, cool. Weird, but cool. And then she starts to give it a blowjob.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have officially moved over into the fucked up.

But it's okay, because the women are hot, and they're having fun. Lacey gets a hot pink dildo for a bit, and then goes to town on Peris' ass with a piece of purple plastic. Everybody has a blast, and Tina Tyler sits in the background and ignores them.

Now that Satan realizes that her pet playthings are out in the mortal realm, she wanders up to our world to get them back. And like most pornstars, she jumps right into business and minimizes the damage these sex commandos will cause by... having sex, during the intermission. That's right, there is an intermission in this film. Fuck the popcorn, you'll want to stick around and watch Tina Tyler and Stacy Valentine in the next scene. (On second thought, stay away from the popcorn, you bunch of sickos!) Of course, it's a DMJ movie, so it's going to be weird sex. With masks. Not just fetish masks, but World Wrestling Federation masks. In a wrestling ring, with padded checkerboard floor. I shit you not. Tina Tyler and Stacy take on John Strong and Chris Cannon. Stacy is wearing this blue outfit with three foot pigtails that just looks ridiculous. Her partner grabs a hold of 'em and uses them like a pair of leashes. Tina gives the camera a couple really good looks. The two pairs of people mirror each other through the whole scene. It's a quickie, and it is just weird. I have trouble keeping a straight face while watching this.

Well, now that we've had our whacked out intermission, we should have a nice, normal sex scene, right? Hell no! Nikita, Juli Ashton and Chris Cannon have one of the most bizarre three-ways I've seen in a long time. Let me say it right now: Nikita has one of the most expressive pair of eyes I have seen in a long time. They're gorgeous. And she acts with the upper half of her body very well. A couple gestures and one kick-ass look and you know exactly what she's about. I like her. Anyhow, back to the scene. After tying Nikita up and applying a ball gag, things go a bit... awry. I don't want to spoil the surprise, but the look on Chris' face about a minute into this scene had me laughing out loud! This scene is hot, too, with Juli getting DP'd by Chris and Nikita with a red strap-on. Life is good, and this scene was great!

After finding the location of the succubi through a clever bit of detective work (heh heh heh...) We join the long legged ladies as they seduce the plumber (Kyle Stone) in Succubus Central. Another good scene for our villainesses, as they look ravishing as they're being ravished. Kyle has the greatest expressions on his face, and he keeps calling himself the "cockubus". This scene is worth it just for his expressions. I was chortling for the longest time. A little doggie, a little reverse cowgirl, a little side action... A good scene, and the two ladies are a joy to watch.

The final scene is Stacy Valentine and Randy Spears. These two work well together, and Randy apparently has the magic tongue. He's finally learned his lesson because no more of this "not now, honey, I'm working" stuff. A bit of spooning, a bit of doggie style, and we roll the credits. A good scene, and Stacy looks like she's having a blast.

Damn, there was a LOT of sex in this movie.

The Audio / Image: The audio was surprisingly good on this disc. Standard 2-channel sound, and a musical background to all of the sex scenes. The music is actually pretty trendy for a porno, and lots of it consists of Discovery Channel intermixed with some synthoporn. The overall effect is pretty funny. The music varies between the scenes, and the selections are different enough that you don't have the song stuck in your head after two scenes. The dialogue was clear even with the music, a pleasant surprise.

Visually, there were some problems. Definite haloing around Stacy Valentine's head during the outdoor scene by the pool. Occasionally, the camera gets out of focus for a few seconds. Other than those two problems, the image was excellent. Crisp, clean, and no artifacts. The director has some serious vision, as the camera angles, movements and shot composition are very well done. He has a flair for the dramatic, too. Even with the minor errors mentioned above, this disc is a treat for the eyes.

The Extras: This disc has all the extras that I could ask for. First up on the hit list: Behind the scenes featurette! It's a blast to watch, and it has been edited quite well. Quick little bios of the girls with a link to an appropriate scene. We have two interviews, one with Stacy Valentine, and one with the Muscovites, Nicca & Vicca. Photo gallery and three previews, Throw in three bonus scenes from Devil in Miss Jones 3, 4 & 5 and one deleted scene from DMJ6 and we're talking real porno value here! Top it all off with a full length commentary track with Stacy Valentine and Tina Tyler and there is just no topping this disc. Highest marks for the extras, no doubt about it.

My one complaint is that the audio commentary is not all that it could be. Tina Tyler and Stacy Valentine get along well together, but it's like listening to two girls chatter away on the phone after work. There are some good bits of information, but they are spaced apart by comments like "I think someone's being naughty", and "She's got the nicest boobs." I know she's got nice boobs. I'm staring at them and drooling. Tell me something I don't know, like how long it took to shoot the scene, how many times you've worked with that actor/actress, or how long can you hold that position until your knees give out? Both Tina and Stacy hadn't seen the movie the whole way through, and their reactions are priceless. It's worth listening to.

The Good: Great sex, weird sex, a lot of sex. Good plot, weird plot, medium amount of plot.

The Bad: Minor image errors. Audio commentary a little weak.

Overall: This disc is MINE! All mine! It will never leave my collection, so I recommend that you head out and buy your own copy!