Thick As Thieves Review
Kristen Bjorn
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Reviewed by dumblonde on 9/19/2002
Writer/Director: Kristen Bjorn
Videographer: Kristen Bjorn
Running length: 2 hrs
DOP: 11/98
Male cast: Arpad Banfalvi, Zsolt Kopazs, Sergei Jordonov, Tom Matthews, Buddy Jones, Arpad Miklos, Ferenc Boros, Yuri Breshnev, Ferran Griego, Adriano Sabroso, Pietro Rosselli, Marcio da Costa, Bolacs Fekete, Bruno Diaz, Miguel Leon, Sasha Borov
Audio/Video: The video was clear, warm and colorful, employing just the right amount of closeups and medium shots. Expert editing by Bjorn with smooth fade-ins & outs keep it together nicely. The overall look was rich and tasteful. In the commentary Bjorn says it was shot in Montreal and Miami, although a couple of establishing shots make it appear to be set in Budapest, I believe.
The audio was clear as well. Typical porn music was used, although always low and in the background, never intrusive. What little dialogue there is is subtitled.
Extras:
15 animated scene selections
End of movie credits with photos ( in porn this is an extra )
Slide show stills with 4 minute director's commentary option
Condoms: yes
The Movie:
All beef, no filler. That's the thought that kept running through my mind as I watched wave after wave of hard humdingers exploding in a splooge-fest the likes of which I had never seen before.
By the end of this first scene, I had witnessed more eruptions than the rangers in Yellowstone Park, Bjorn's camera lens get so splattered he could have used a wiper, a double anal on Tom Matthews....and was only 20 minutes into it.
Holy crap, what are they feeding these guys, anyway? They're not through until they've each come two or three times per scene, but there's no looping and never a flaccid cock. In fact, EVERYONE'S dick is hard AT ALL TIMES throughout this movie, even when they're just walking around, and without direct stimulation. The 'no hands' cumshots of pulsating penises was also something I had never seen before in porn, and had me working the rewind button more than once.
The storyline is just enough to hold it together without getting in the way of the sex. A band of five horny thieves break into an art gallery and make off with some valuable paintings, including one of a beautiful semi-nude male that has captivated Arpad Banfalvi, who keeps it for himself. But enough about the plot.
I don't mean to give the impression that it's all about cumshots either, there's lots of hot sex to make that happen. There's no question that some real chemistry is responsible for the unrelenting heat, which culminates in a scorching one-on-one scene between handsome Arpad and gorgeous Zsolt Kopazs.
Let's face it, there's only so many ways to show people having sex without resorting to circus acts or impossible positions, but Bjorn manages to keep it fresh, moving and on the boil. His superb camerawork, inventive angles, and varied, visually pleasing sets hold your interest, not to mention the large (in every way) multinational attractive cast, but Kristen's talent in making it all happen so seamlessly is nothing short of amazing.
This one packs. I can see why Kristen Bjorn sets the standard for gay porn, and many thanks to GaySatyr for the opportunity to review it.
Cumshots: I gave up counting early on. Trust me, you will not be disappointed.
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Videographer: Kristen Bjorn
Running length: 2 hrs
DOP: 11/98
Male cast: Arpad Banfalvi, Zsolt Kopazs, Sergei Jordonov, Tom Matthews, Buddy Jones, Arpad Miklos, Ferenc Boros, Yuri Breshnev, Ferran Griego, Adriano Sabroso, Pietro Rosselli, Marcio da Costa, Bolacs Fekete, Bruno Diaz, Miguel Leon, Sasha Borov
Audio/Video: The video was clear, warm and colorful, employing just the right amount of closeups and medium shots. Expert editing by Bjorn with smooth fade-ins & outs keep it together nicely. The overall look was rich and tasteful. In the commentary Bjorn says it was shot in Montreal and Miami, although a couple of establishing shots make it appear to be set in Budapest, I believe.
The audio was clear as well. Typical porn music was used, although always low and in the background, never intrusive. What little dialogue there is is subtitled.
Extras:
15 animated scene selections
End of movie credits with photos ( in porn this is an extra )
Slide show stills with 4 minute director's commentary option
Condoms: yes
The Movie:
All beef, no filler. That's the thought that kept running through my mind as I watched wave after wave of hard humdingers exploding in a splooge-fest the likes of which I had never seen before.
By the end of this first scene, I had witnessed more eruptions than the rangers in Yellowstone Park, Bjorn's camera lens get so splattered he could have used a wiper, a double anal on Tom Matthews....and was only 20 minutes into it.
Holy crap, what are they feeding these guys, anyway? They're not through until they've each come two or three times per scene, but there's no looping and never a flaccid cock. In fact, EVERYONE'S dick is hard AT ALL TIMES throughout this movie, even when they're just walking around, and without direct stimulation. The 'no hands' cumshots of pulsating penises was also something I had never seen before in porn, and had me working the rewind button more than once.
The storyline is just enough to hold it together without getting in the way of the sex. A band of five horny thieves break into an art gallery and make off with some valuable paintings, including one of a beautiful semi-nude male that has captivated Arpad Banfalvi, who keeps it for himself. But enough about the plot.
I don't mean to give the impression that it's all about cumshots either, there's lots of hot sex to make that happen. There's no question that some real chemistry is responsible for the unrelenting heat, which culminates in a scorching one-on-one scene between handsome Arpad and gorgeous Zsolt Kopazs.
Let's face it, there's only so many ways to show people having sex without resorting to circus acts or impossible positions, but Bjorn manages to keep it fresh, moving and on the boil. His superb camerawork, inventive angles, and varied, visually pleasing sets hold your interest, not to mention the large (in every way) multinational attractive cast, but Kristen's talent in making it all happen so seamlessly is nothing short of amazing.
This one packs. I can see why Kristen Bjorn sets the standard for gay porn, and many thanks to GaySatyr for the opportunity to review it.
Cumshots: I gave up counting early on. Trust me, you will not be disappointed.
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