Thick As Thieves Review

At First Glance

This was the second half of a shared offering from a fellow forum member and I promised to get off my tush and get this reviewed. I have lots of other things going on at the moment so to be honest my enthusiasm was not at it's peak but that was soon remedied. ;-)

The Basics

-Thick Like Thieves
-Genre Gay
-5 Scenes

Heat-9 of 10
Acting-9 of 10
Looks-9 of 10
Raincoat factor-10 of 10 ( condoms in all scenes but they do not detract from the scenes)

     "In the dark and dangerous underworld of art thieves, there is no honor, but there sure are plenty of thrills! Come live a little on the wild side; sixteen of the world's hunkiest crooks will show you what to do, and how to do it! But watch out. This ain't no adventure of the faint of heart! ."

Courtesy of Sarava Productions

The Run Down

      Whoo Hoo! This DVD was full to the brim! with HOT HOT HOT, nicely groomed, mannered, well muscled, steaming men with rock hard cocks. What more can you ask for! My goodness!

     From scene to scene it was habenero HOT! From scene one where 4 lovely buff, dark haired men make off with some paintings and we meet our main stud muffin who becomes infatuated with a painting which he later has to "pay" for with blow jobs all around. Or in scene two where we're treated to an incredible DP! where everyone actually cums.

     Then again, the scene where 5 hotties are stacked on the metal stairs and giving one another BJ's, that is art in motion.

     From scene to scene the passion was real, the acting was heated and there was very little pretense. It was very fluid and very comfortable. I was very impressed in general, not just as a "gay porn", or even as a porn, but as a film. I consider this one of the best productions performance wise I've seen in a long time.

     The plot is loose, but hey it makes it fun. Like when they go back to steal more art and get caught...they guards strip search them for weapons and then teach them a lesson with their "night sticks". hee hee hee. The lesson progresses from room to room, ass to ass and I don't think it's one they'll soon forget judging from the size of those sticks.

     Anyway, you get the idea...I'll save some for you to see for yourself.

What I Liked

-Passion! Heat! Enjoyment!

-I loved that the scenes went on and on. From one room to the next, orgasm to orgasm, partner to partner.

-There were no set "top" and "bottom" it was very free.

-All the men were very well groomed, nicely shaved and clean.

What I Didn't Like

-I didn't particularly care for the choice of musical scores.

-The background for the menu looked really cheap. As a first impression it really turned me off.

Menu

• Feature
• Chapter Index
  15 Chaper Stops for 5 Scenes
• Slide Show/Director's Commentary
  20+ Slides of good quality nude erotic pics with a stilted, obviously read commentary by Kristen Bjorn explaining the backstory of how Thick as Thieves came to be. Mildly entertaining.
• Contact Us
  Address and Phone
• Web Address
  Why was this an Extra? Seems like a waste of space, it could have been under contact info. This could have been better used for a cast bio or something...
   

I Would Recommend this DVD to

-Gay Boys and Everyone Else that's Curious!! ;-)

-Anyone looking for hot men having sex.

My Overall Impression

     I'd say this was the best gay DVD I have seen to date. It got hot and stayed hot. It had no horrible flaws and was easy to watch. Bravo Bjorn! 4 1/2 of 5 Steaming Hot Cocks!

What it's Worth & Where to Find it

$35, http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/price_search/search_item.asp?sku=6387

Have fun, be safe.
Luna