Thick As Thieves Review
Kristen Bjorn
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Reviewed by joeblow69 on 5/2/2001
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Ah, another Kristen Bjorn flick. Kristen is
known for hot men, high production values, and
tons of cumshots. Thick as Theives unites some
of the hottest men from all over the world:
Eastern Europe, South America, the US, and even
Canada. There is sort of a story here, but it’s
very sparse, so lets just cut to the details! Scene 1: 5-way Cumshots: 15 Five thieves return from a successful night of pillaging a local arthouse. One of the paintings they stole is of the incredibly sexy Zsolt Kopasz, who Arpad Banflavi instantly falls in love with. The guys agree to let Arpad keep the painting if he will suck them all off. Arpad knows a good deal when he sees it, and quickly gets down on his knees and sucks each guy to orgasm. It’s time for the fuckin, and we get treated to an amazing sequence with Tom Matthews getting double penetrated by the two Arpads. Holy crap! Kristen says this is probably the hottest doublefuck ever filmed, and I tend to agree. After everyone cums again, they head back for more oral action, and 5 more cum shots. There are some really great loads in this scene, particularly from Arpad M, who blows like a geyser each time he cums. Arpad M. may be a tad goofy looking with that silly mustache of his, but his huge cock and copious loads more than make up for it. Scene 2: 3-way Cumshots: 8 Hey, it’s Buddy Jones! I love that guy! Buddy and Sergei Jornonov are doing some nude posing for Marcio da Costa, but seem to be having a hard time keeping their hands off each other. Marcio gives up on his painting, and decides to use Buddy and Sergei as his canvas instead. In theory, this is a good idea, but it ends up being a just a tad too messy. But hey, we still get to see Buddy get fucked, and I could watch that for hours! After a bit, the guys head off to the shower to clean up, where Marcio slurps down Buddy and Sergei’s oversized, uncut cocks. Man, there’s nothing like getting squeaky clean in the shower with two other hunky men! There’s a short scene in a hot tub, then the guys retire to the bedroom where Buddy and Sergei each get a shot at plowing Marcio’s bubble butt. Scene 3: 3-way Cumshots: 10 Arpad B. fantasizes about the sexy man in the painting making out with 2 hunky men. Damn, how come my fantasies are never this good? Talk about your mancandy! Zsolt Kopasz is a friggin dreamboat! You couldn’t ask for a cuter guy to throw his legs up in the air. Zsolt gets fucked by both Adriano Sabroso and Pietro Rosselli, and at one point, we even get a few quick glimpses of his dilated hole! Suddenly, Arpad imagined himself right into the scene, and gets blown by Pietro while Zsolt fucks Adriano. Then, it’s off to the chaise lounge, where Zsolt gets fucked some more! Scene 4: 5-way Cumshots: 15 There’s more art to be stolen, and this time, 3 different thieves break into some fancy museum. These guys don’t have quite the luck as the guys in scene 1, and they end up getting caught red- handed. All the thieves get strip searched, and the guards decide to dish out their own brand of punishment! Before you know it, the thieves are all on their knees servicing our hunky security officers. Cumshots abound, then they all find a nice couch where the two guards takes turns fucking each of the thieves. Man, I’d steal art too, if I know it meant getting double teamed by Miguel Leon and Ferran Griego! Scene 5: 2-way Cumshots: 8 Arpad wanders into a local pub, and who should be bartending, but the guy in the painting he’s been lusting after through the whole movie! He takes his new lover back to his place, where he can finally live out his fantasies. These two guys are truly gorgeous, and this is some of the most erotic sex I’ve seen in a long time. After they each blow a load getting sucked, they have a scorching flip-flop fuck session. Arpad erupts are particularly messy load while getting boned. And just when you think they’re done, they go back for more! Zsolt’s hole is never satisfied! I like that in a man! That’s right guys, count ‘em up… 56 cumshots! That comes out to about 89 cents apiece. Not a bad value if you ask me! Included is a photo gallery that has some comments from the directory, Kristen Bjorn. It’s nice to finally hear Kristen’s sexy voice, even if he is obviously just reading from a script. If you’ve never seen a Kristen Bjorn movie before, you owe it to yourself to track this video down. It really is one of his best. It’s an expensive DVD, but believe me, it’s worth every damn penny. If this doesn’t get your rocks off, you must be dead. Send questions, comments, and love letters to: joeblow69@my.adultdvdtalk.com. |
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