dumblonde's Movie Reviews directed by Mike Quasar (10)
Ass Cleavage 2
Release date: 6/13/2003
Reviewed on: 7/31/2003
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Mark Davis, April, Jon Dough, Mark Wood, Trinity, Nautica, Toni Ribas, Lyla Lei, Renee Pornero, Bella-Marie Wolf, Nautica Binx
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Director: Quasarman Videographer: Quasarman DOP: 6/11/03 - 6/25/03 Length: 2 hrs Female cast: April, Trinity, Bella Marie-Wolf, Rene Pornero, Lyla Lei, Nautica Male cast: Tony Ribas, Mark Wood, Mark Davis & Jon Dough Audio/Video: . The video was beautiful, clear and sharply focused without being harsh. I happen to like this look. Rather than 'distance' me, it enhances the sex and gives it a classier look which is a welcome relief in gonzoland. Great lighting and a good mix of camera angles as always. The sound was crystal, with no music to get in the way of the moaning and groaning. Extras: Strip teases Behind the scenes Interviews Cumshot loop Photo Gallery Animated scene selection Condoms: none The Movie: 'April's First Anal' is getting only slightly more hype than the Superbowl, but is a heck of a lot more fun to watch.
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Release date: 6/13/2003
Reviewed on: 7/31/2003
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Mark Davis, April, Jon Dough, Mark Wood, Trinity, Nautica, Toni Ribas, Lyla Lei, Renee Pornero, Bella-Marie Wolf, Nautica Binx
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Director: Quasarman Videographer: Quasarman DOP: 6/11/03 - 6/25/03 Length: 2 hrs Female cast: April, Trinity, Bella Marie-Wolf, Rene Pornero, Lyla Lei, Nautica Male cast: Tony Ribas, Mark Wood, Mark Davis & Jon Dough Audio/Video: . The video was beautiful, clear and sharply focused without being harsh. I happen to like this look. Rather than 'distance' me, it enhances the sex and gives it a classier look which is a welcome relief in gonzoland. Great lighting and a good mix of camera angles as always. The sound was crystal, with no music to get in the way of the moaning and groaning. Extras: Strip teases Behind the scenes Interviews Cumshot loop Photo Gallery Animated scene selection Condoms: none The Movie: 'April's First Anal' is getting only slightly more hype than the Superbowl, but is a heck of a lot more fun to watch.
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Hooray for Hollywood
Release date: 11/7/2002
Reviewed on: 2/13/2003
Studio: Metro
Starring: April, Petra, Joel Lawrence, Kitty Monroe, Mark Wood, Holly Hollywood, Sunrise Adams, Alaura Eden, Trent Tesoro
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Quasarman Running length: 1 hr. 30 min DOP: 6/15, 6/16, 6/25/02 Female cast: Holly Hollywood, April, Sunrise Adams, Petra, Alaura Eden Male cast: Joel Lawrence, Trent Tesoro, Mark Wood Audio/Video: Both were flawless. The video was both clear and colorful, with plenty of good camera angles and full-body shots. The lighting was always bright without being glaring or unflattering, and shadows were unnoticable. Music was pleasant and unobtrusive. Extras: Animated chapter menu Behind the scenes photo stills Trailers Bios Multi-angle option Condoms: Joel and Trent The Movie: Hollywood plays an aspiring actress who moves in with Trent and April, a couple who are also struggling to make it in Tinsletown. April is a jealous bitch who accuses Trent of lusting after Holly...oh wait..he WAS watching her in the shower about 20 minutes after she moved in. Well anyway, Holly goes to various auditions but never gets hired because she refuses to have sex to get the part.
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Release date: 11/7/2002
Reviewed on: 2/13/2003
Studio: Metro
Starring: April, Petra, Joel Lawrence, Kitty Monroe, Mark Wood, Holly Hollywood, Sunrise Adams, Alaura Eden, Trent Tesoro
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Quasarman Running length: 1 hr. 30 min DOP: 6/15, 6/16, 6/25/02 Female cast: Holly Hollywood, April, Sunrise Adams, Petra, Alaura Eden Male cast: Joel Lawrence, Trent Tesoro, Mark Wood Audio/Video: Both were flawless. The video was both clear and colorful, with plenty of good camera angles and full-body shots. The lighting was always bright without being glaring or unflattering, and shadows were unnoticable. Music was pleasant and unobtrusive. Extras: Animated chapter menu Behind the scenes photo stills Trailers Bios Multi-angle option Condoms: Joel and Trent The Movie: Hollywood plays an aspiring actress who moves in with Trent and April, a couple who are also struggling to make it in Tinsletown. April is a jealous bitch who accuses Trent of lusting after Holly...oh wait..he WAS watching her in the shower about 20 minutes after she moved in. Well anyway, Holly goes to various auditions but never gets hired because she refuses to have sex to get the part.
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Karma (Metro)
Release date: 8/1/2002
Reviewed on: 12/17/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Leanna Heart, Mark Davis, Dee [II] (classic female), Alexa, Joel Lawrence, Jade Marcela, Noname Jane, Sunshine, Mark Wood, Rafe, Becca Bratt, Taylor Rain
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Quasarman Running length: 1 hr. 30 min DOP: April 22, 23, & 24, 2002 Female cast: Alexa, Becca Brat, Dee, Jade Marcela, Leanna Heart, Sunshine, Taylor Rain, Violet Blue Male cast: Joel Lawrence, Mark Davis, Rafe, Mark Wood Audio/Video: The visual quality is excellent, clear, sharp and bright. As usual, Quasarman's expert camera work and his willingness to go the extra mile pays off.
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Release date: 8/1/2002
Reviewed on: 12/17/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Leanna Heart, Mark Davis, Dee [II] (classic female), Alexa, Joel Lawrence, Jade Marcela, Noname Jane, Sunshine, Mark Wood, Rafe, Becca Bratt, Taylor Rain
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Quasarman Running length: 1 hr. 30 min DOP: April 22, 23, & 24, 2002 Female cast: Alexa, Becca Brat, Dee, Jade Marcela, Leanna Heart, Sunshine, Taylor Rain, Violet Blue Male cast: Joel Lawrence, Mark Davis, Rafe, Mark Wood Audio/Video: The visual quality is excellent, clear, sharp and bright. As usual, Quasarman's expert camera work and his willingness to go the extra mile pays off.
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Secret Admirer (Metro)
Release date: 10/15/2001
Reviewed on: 8/11/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Mark Davis, Wendi Knight, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Keri Windsor, Bridgette Kerkove, Belladonna, Briana Banks
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar Running length: 1 hr 35 min DOP: 2/6 - 10/2001 Female cast: Brianna Banks, Bella Donna, Keri Windsor, Wendy Knight, Bridgette Kerkove, Lola Male cast: Bobby Vitale, Joel Lawrence, Mark Davis Audio/Video: Great video as usual, with lots of different camera angles (with the exception of the Bobby, Wendy and Keri scene) and a good mixture of medium and in-your-face closeups. It had some nice music, though I found the romantic piece during the first scene a little incongruous. But what do I know, I like to get it on to AC/DC. Extras: Trailers Slide show of stills Star interviews (Behind the scenes): This had an enjoyable frenetic music video feel to it in parts, which shows some thought and effort. As in a couple of other behind the scenes of Quasarman's however, the viewer is left feeling that either a) there's some inside joke that they're not getting, or b) these people are all whacked. Condoms: none Preface: It's no secret I've been a long time admirer of Quasarman and his movies.
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Release date: 10/15/2001
Reviewed on: 8/11/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Mark Davis, Wendi Knight, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Keri Windsor, Bridgette Kerkove, Belladonna, Briana Banks
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar Running length: 1 hr 35 min DOP: 2/6 - 10/2001 Female cast: Brianna Banks, Bella Donna, Keri Windsor, Wendy Knight, Bridgette Kerkove, Lola Male cast: Bobby Vitale, Joel Lawrence, Mark Davis Audio/Video: Great video as usual, with lots of different camera angles (with the exception of the Bobby, Wendy and Keri scene) and a good mixture of medium and in-your-face closeups. It had some nice music, though I found the romantic piece during the first scene a little incongruous. But what do I know, I like to get it on to AC/DC. Extras: Trailers Slide show of stills Star interviews (Behind the scenes): This had an enjoyable frenetic music video feel to it in parts, which shows some thought and effort. As in a couple of other behind the scenes of Quasarman's however, the viewer is left feeling that either a) there's some inside joke that they're not getting, or b) these people are all whacked. Condoms: none Preface: It's no secret I've been a long time admirer of Quasarman and his movies.
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San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon
Release date: 7/19/2001
Reviewed on: 4/17/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Dolly Golden, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Tina Cheri, Mark Cummings, Wendi Knight, Heather Lynn, Jade Marcela, Miko Lee, Kianna
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar Running length: 1 hr. 25 min. D.O.P. 2/1/2000 Female cast: Tabitha Stevens, Heather Lyn, Tina Cherie, Dolly Golden, Kianna, Jade Marcela Male cast: Marc Davis, Vince Voyeur, Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Mark Cummimgs, and Ron Jeremy as San Fernando Jones Audio/Video My only complaint would be the video being TOO good in a couple of scenes. 'Nuff said. Extras: These included a behind the scenes featurette with Mike holding a camera and chatting with a few people, including Ron, who actually appears to be about the only sane person among them. Ron is shown studying his script and trying to keep from falling asleep. He's afraid of having indignities inflicted upon him in that state, and tells a couple of funny stories along those lines. After seeing the damage that a high speed drill can inflict upon a rubber dildo, I don't blame him for staying awake.
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Release date: 7/19/2001
Reviewed on: 4/17/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Dolly Golden, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Tina Cheri, Mark Cummings, Wendi Knight, Heather Lynn, Jade Marcela, Miko Lee, Kianna
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar Running length: 1 hr. 25 min. D.O.P. 2/1/2000 Female cast: Tabitha Stevens, Heather Lyn, Tina Cherie, Dolly Golden, Kianna, Jade Marcela Male cast: Marc Davis, Vince Voyeur, Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Mark Cummimgs, and Ron Jeremy as San Fernando Jones Audio/Video My only complaint would be the video being TOO good in a couple of scenes. 'Nuff said. Extras: These included a behind the scenes featurette with Mike holding a camera and chatting with a few people, including Ron, who actually appears to be about the only sane person among them. Ron is shown studying his script and trying to keep from falling asleep. He's afraid of having indignities inflicted upon him in that state, and tells a couple of funny stories along those lines. After seeing the damage that a high speed drill can inflict upon a rubber dildo, I don't blame him for staying awake.
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Black Widow (Metro)
Release date: 11/14/2001
Reviewed on: 2/8/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Dee [II] (classic female), Chandler, Coral Sands, Joel Lawrence, Ashley, Mark Wood, Joey Ray, Stevie
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar Writer: Brian Cane Running length: 1 hr 32 min. D.O.P. 6/25 & 6/26/2001 Female cast: Chandler, Stevie, Dee, Coral Sands, Ashley Male cast: Joel Lawrence, Mark Wood, Joey Ray Audio/Video: As always, extremely well done. Audio was clear, with the porn music kept low and unobtrusive throughout. The video and lighting were top notch. Extras: Interviews with Ashley, Coral and Stevie. Whoever does the interviews always asks them if they enjoy having sex. It's amazing, but they ALL say they do! What are the odds? They all want to direct, too. There were some trailers, and a 10 minute 'behind the scenes.' The Movie: This was the strangest porn viewing experience I've ever had. Your mileage may vary. Don't get me wrong, I really liked it, and there was some bangin sex. Just because it..triggered a certain reaction okay neurosis in myself, should be of no consequence to you.. and well, let's just do the review.
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Release date: 11/14/2001
Reviewed on: 2/8/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Dee [II] (classic female), Chandler, Coral Sands, Joel Lawrence, Ashley, Mark Wood, Joey Ray, Stevie
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar Writer: Brian Cane Running length: 1 hr 32 min. D.O.P. 6/25 & 6/26/2001 Female cast: Chandler, Stevie, Dee, Coral Sands, Ashley Male cast: Joel Lawrence, Mark Wood, Joey Ray Audio/Video: As always, extremely well done. Audio was clear, with the porn music kept low and unobtrusive throughout. The video and lighting were top notch. Extras: Interviews with Ashley, Coral and Stevie. Whoever does the interviews always asks them if they enjoy having sex. It's amazing, but they ALL say they do! What are the odds? They all want to direct, too. There were some trailers, and a 10 minute 'behind the scenes.' The Movie: This was the strangest porn viewing experience I've ever had. Your mileage may vary. Don't get me wrong, I really liked it, and there was some bangin sex. Just because it..triggered a certain reaction okay neurosis in myself, should be of no consequence to you.. and well, let's just do the review.
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Getting Even (Metro / Cal Vista)
Release date: 9/27/2001
Reviewed on: 11/5/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Tyce Bune, Keri Windsor, Joel Lawrence, Sophie Evans, Justine Romee, Paige Sinclair, Nikita Denise, Felicia Fox, Dominica Leoni
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar Running length: approx. 90 minutes D.O.P. 1/29 & 1/30/2001 Female cast: Keri Windsor, Sophie Evans, Felecia Fox, Dominica Leoni, Ebony Sinclair, Justine Romee, Nikita Denise Male cast Bobby Vitale, Tyce Bune, Joel Lawrence Audio/Video: I feel like I should just write up something I can paste in here when it's a Quasarman movie. I mean, how many different ways can I say excellent? Although it seems to me that his videography skills are getting even better. I wish I could say the same for my knowledge in this area, so I could describe it in more detail, but it's just something in the overall look and feel. Extras: There was a photo gallery, as well as the usual trailers. The Movie: The movie opens in the kitchen of a bickering married couple, played by Keri (Justine) and Bobby Vitale (Jeff), accompanied by some nice, edgy music.
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Release date: 9/27/2001
Reviewed on: 11/5/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Tyce Bune, Keri Windsor, Joel Lawrence, Sophie Evans, Justine Romee, Paige Sinclair, Nikita Denise, Felicia Fox, Dominica Leoni
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar Running length: approx. 90 minutes D.O.P. 1/29 & 1/30/2001 Female cast: Keri Windsor, Sophie Evans, Felecia Fox, Dominica Leoni, Ebony Sinclair, Justine Romee, Nikita Denise Male cast Bobby Vitale, Tyce Bune, Joel Lawrence Audio/Video: I feel like I should just write up something I can paste in here when it's a Quasarman movie. I mean, how many different ways can I say excellent? Although it seems to me that his videography skills are getting even better. I wish I could say the same for my knowledge in this area, so I could describe it in more detail, but it's just something in the overall look and feel. Extras: There was a photo gallery, as well as the usual trailers. The Movie: The movie opens in the kitchen of a bickering married couple, played by Keri (Justine) and Bobby Vitale (Jeff), accompanied by some nice, edgy music.
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Addiction (Metro)
Release date: 9/5/2001
Reviewed on: 10/18/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, J.J. Michaels, Wendi Knight, Ava Vincent, Kianna, Courtney Madison, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar D.O.P. 1/20 & 1/21/2000 Running length: approx.90 minutes Female cast:Alexandra Silk, Sydnee Steele, Jewel Valmont, Wendy Knight, Courtney Madison, Kianna Male cast Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, JJ Michaels, Brian Surewood Audio/Video: It's a Quasarman movie. Need I say more? You know the video will be good and clear, with lots of nice looking upclose and personal penetration shots, and multiple and varied positions. The lighting is always really nice, too, but never shadowy. The music was very clear and pleasant enough. The only time it was too intrusive for my tastes was in the scene between Jewel Valmont and Brian Surewood, when that's all you heard, rather than sounds from them.
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Release date: 9/5/2001
Reviewed on: 10/18/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, J.J. Michaels, Wendi Knight, Ava Vincent, Kianna, Courtney Madison, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Videographer: Mike Quasar D.O.P. 1/20 & 1/21/2000 Running length: approx.90 minutes Female cast:Alexandra Silk, Sydnee Steele, Jewel Valmont, Wendy Knight, Courtney Madison, Kianna Male cast Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, JJ Michaels, Brian Surewood Audio/Video: It's a Quasarman movie. Need I say more? You know the video will be good and clear, with lots of nice looking upclose and personal penetration shots, and multiple and varied positions. The lighting is always really nice, too, but never shadowy. The music was very clear and pleasant enough. The only time it was too intrusive for my tastes was in the scene between Jewel Valmont and Brian Surewood, when that's all you heard, rather than sounds from them.
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Outcall Confessions
Release date: 4/6/2001
Reviewed on: 9/28/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Chris Cannon, Wendi Knight, Syren, Jeanie Rivers, Voodoo, Casey Raye, Lee Stone, Shawna Sexton, Kylie Brooks, Ashleigh Taylor, Kiki Daire
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Running length: approx.90 minutes D.O.P. 6/12 & 6/13/2000 Videographer: Mike Quasar Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Female cast: Wendi Knight, Ashley Taylor, Syren, Jeanie Rivers, Casey Raye, Shawna Sexton, Kylie Brooks, Kiki Daire Male cast: Lee Stone, Mark Davis, Chris Cannon, Voodoo, Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood Audio/Video: Excellent as usual. Music was kept very low during most scenes except part of the bachelor party, which was nice. Quaze knows what people want to see, and always delivers in 90 minutes or less, many varied positions and good camera angles. I love to see the cock pull all the way out, then sink back in again slowly, that is so fucking hot, and there are a couple of real closeup scenes with that. Not enough if you ask me, but I doubt if there could ever be enough of that! Or, he doesn't even have to pull out all the way, as long as you see the head.
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Release date: 4/6/2001
Reviewed on: 9/28/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Chris Cannon, Wendi Knight, Syren, Jeanie Rivers, Voodoo, Casey Raye, Lee Stone, Shawna Sexton, Kylie Brooks, Ashleigh Taylor, Kiki Daire
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Running length: approx.90 minutes D.O.P. 6/12 & 6/13/2000 Videographer: Mike Quasar Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Female cast: Wendi Knight, Ashley Taylor, Syren, Jeanie Rivers, Casey Raye, Shawna Sexton, Kylie Brooks, Kiki Daire Male cast: Lee Stone, Mark Davis, Chris Cannon, Voodoo, Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood Audio/Video: Excellent as usual. Music was kept very low during most scenes except part of the bachelor party, which was nice. Quaze knows what people want to see, and always delivers in 90 minutes or less, many varied positions and good camera angles. I love to see the cock pull all the way out, then sink back in again slowly, that is so fucking hot, and there are a couple of real closeup scenes with that. Not enough if you ask me, but I doubt if there could ever be enough of that! Or, he doesn't even have to pull out all the way, as long as you see the head.
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Sex Evil
Release date: 2/18/2001
Reviewed on: 8/5/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Tyce Bune, Joel Lawrence, Donita Dunes, Ryan Conner
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Running length: 1 hr. 20 min. D.O.P. March 2-3, 2000 Videographer: Mike Quasar Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Female cast: Ryan Conner, Bunny Luv, Mesha, Kelsey, Donita Dunes Male cast: Joel Lawrence, Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Ian Daniels, Devan Sapphire The Plot: Holy Christ! I haven't seen this much leather in one place since Sturgis. Could I have the Quaze figured all wrong? Not to worry. Though it's certainly different than what I've seen from him so far, it's not really a fetish movie so much as a movie about an underground sex club with that as a theme, and it's relevent to the story. Yes, there is a plot, but it doesn't get in the way of the sex ~ in fact, it makes a point, and is not totally devoid of some socially redeeming value. The ending was a surprise to me, but that's probably because my brain automatically shuts down when watching porn, and isn't used to handling anything more complex than where I put the lube, or remote.
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Release date: 2/18/2001
Reviewed on: 8/5/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Tyce Bune, Joel Lawrence, Donita Dunes, Ryan Conner
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Running length: 1 hr. 20 min. D.O.P. March 2-3, 2000 Videographer: Mike Quasar Writer/Director: Mike Quasar Female cast: Ryan Conner, Bunny Luv, Mesha, Kelsey, Donita Dunes Male cast: Joel Lawrence, Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Ian Daniels, Devan Sapphire The Plot: Holy Christ! I haven't seen this much leather in one place since Sturgis. Could I have the Quaze figured all wrong? Not to worry. Though it's certainly different than what I've seen from him so far, it's not really a fetish movie so much as a movie about an underground sex club with that as a theme, and it's relevent to the story. Yes, there is a plot, but it doesn't get in the way of the sex ~ in fact, it makes a point, and is not totally devoid of some socially redeeming value. The ending was a surprise to me, but that's probably because my brain automatically shuts down when watching porn, and isn't used to handling anything more complex than where I put the lube, or remote.
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