To Steal a Kiss Review
Adam & Eve
Studio: Adam & Eve
Category: Feature film , Straight
Starring: Billy Glide, Kyle Stone, Kylie Ireland, Chris Cannon, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Zana, Adriana Sage
Released on: 5/6/2002
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Reviewed by dumblonde on 9/3/2002
Writer/Director: Nicholas Steele
Videographer: Philip O'Toole
Running length: approx. 90 min.
DOP: 12/03/2001
Female cast: Kylie Ireland, Adriana Sage, Zana, Kay Lynn, Nicole London (non-sex)
Male cast: Lee Stone, Cheyne Collins, Tony Tedeschi, Kyle Stone, Billy Glide, Chris Cannon, Frank Fortuna (non-sex)
Audio/Video: The video was flawless, shot in widescreen format that causes the letterboxed black spaces top and bottom. Extensive and obvious, sloppy looping in the sex scenes was something you'd expect to see in lower budget productions, and brings it down a few levels.
The audio wasn't real good, making some of the dialogue hard to hear, and the music was your basic porno music.
Extras:
Behind the scenes
Two bonus scenes from The Third Eye and After Midnight
Star interviews with Lee Stone, Zana, Chris Cannon.
Photo stills
Trailers
Condoms: Yes, in all scenes, but most of the time, the guy ended up jerking himself off into her mouth. I could respect anyone's decision to use them if they were really concerned about safe sex, but this makes no sense at all, and makes me think they're just window dressing.
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The Movie:
The plot had something to do with a banker (Cheyne Collins) and his nefarious plan to gain title to a valuable piece of real estate that the town hospital is built upon. This is thwarted by a trio of horny chicks.
In other words, your typical nail-biting gripping porn drama. Here's what is says on the boxcover:
"Temperatures are rising in this small town and Kylie Ireland is turning up the heat. Bored and frustrated, this red-headed honey creates her own excitement with labe-lovin girlfriends Zana and Adriana Sage. Cheating husbands, outdoor sex and an anal rendezvous, and a mysterious stranger gets everyone's panties wet. They're stealing more than kisses in this ball-draining blockbuster."
'Anal rendezvous'. Sounds kinda romantic, doesn't it? Don't worry, it isn't. Nothing stood out as being better or worse than most porn.
Billy Glide and Adriana Sage are first up at bat that starts out with her dressed in a nurses uniform, apparently an employee of the hospital. This scene had intermittent rain, and at times almost a bird's eye view of the action.
Cheyne & Kay Lyn get it on in what's supposed to be the restroom of a restaurant. Kay gives him a nice wet blowjob, complete with those obvious slurpy loops that are heard even when she doesn't actually have his meatstick in her mouth. He bends her over the sink for some standing doggy, then missionary, before jerking himself off into her mouth.
Zana, who plays Cheyne's wife, catches him in the act, probably because they left the bathroom door open. As so often happens in porn, the sight of her husband getting head from another woman causes Zana to masturbate, climax, then slink away unnoticed.
Tony Tedeschi & Kylie Tony plays a scumbag who has something to do with something. She rips him off after they have sex, but it was a pretty warm scene.
Kylie, Zana & Adriana Sage in a standard 3-way barking seal, dildo jamfest. A lot of noise, some looping, little heat, and no orgasms. 'Nuff said.
Kylie, Kyle Stone and Chris Cannon in a three-way that was less noisey than the all-girl scene, but again I notice extensive looping in the audio and video. Either that, or Kylie has a knack for saying the same phrase in exactly the same way three times in 60 seconds. I can't remember precisely, it was "Oh yeah, fuck me in the ass" or something like that. This scene also lacked heat because the majority of the shots were genital close-ups ( and I suspect the same ones, over and over).
Zana and Lee Stone have the best scene to close out the movie, though it would have been a lot better if only Zana would shut up. Lee gets a titty fuck before stuffing his canoli up her cazzuli.
Male Cumshots: 6
Female Orgasms: 1
Zana, from the masturbation scene. Obviously faked, but it counts.
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Videographer: Philip O'Toole
Running length: approx. 90 min.
DOP: 12/03/2001
Female cast: Kylie Ireland, Adriana Sage, Zana, Kay Lynn, Nicole London (non-sex)
Male cast: Lee Stone, Cheyne Collins, Tony Tedeschi, Kyle Stone, Billy Glide, Chris Cannon, Frank Fortuna (non-sex)
Audio/Video: The video was flawless, shot in widescreen format that causes the letterboxed black spaces top and bottom. Extensive and obvious, sloppy looping in the sex scenes was something you'd expect to see in lower budget productions, and brings it down a few levels.
The audio wasn't real good, making some of the dialogue hard to hear, and the music was your basic porno music.
Extras:
Behind the scenes
Two bonus scenes from The Third Eye and After Midnight
Star interviews with Lee Stone, Zana, Chris Cannon.
Photo stills
Trailers
Condoms: Yes, in all scenes, but most of the time, the guy ended up jerking himself off into her mouth. I could respect anyone's decision to use them if they were really concerned about safe sex, but this makes no sense at all, and makes me think they're just window dressing.
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The Movie:
The plot had something to do with a banker (Cheyne Collins) and his nefarious plan to gain title to a valuable piece of real estate that the town hospital is built upon. This is thwarted by a trio of horny chicks.
In other words, your typical nail-biting gripping porn drama. Here's what is says on the boxcover:
"Temperatures are rising in this small town and Kylie Ireland is turning up the heat. Bored and frustrated, this red-headed honey creates her own excitement with labe-lovin girlfriends Zana and Adriana Sage. Cheating husbands, outdoor sex and an anal rendezvous, and a mysterious stranger gets everyone's panties wet. They're stealing more than kisses in this ball-draining blockbuster."
'Anal rendezvous'. Sounds kinda romantic, doesn't it? Don't worry, it isn't. Nothing stood out as being better or worse than most porn.
Billy Glide and Adriana Sage are first up at bat that starts out with her dressed in a nurses uniform, apparently an employee of the hospital. This scene had intermittent rain, and at times almost a bird's eye view of the action.
Cheyne & Kay Lyn get it on in what's supposed to be the restroom of a restaurant. Kay gives him a nice wet blowjob, complete with those obvious slurpy loops that are heard even when she doesn't actually have his meatstick in her mouth. He bends her over the sink for some standing doggy, then missionary, before jerking himself off into her mouth.
Zana, who plays Cheyne's wife, catches him in the act, probably because they left the bathroom door open. As so often happens in porn, the sight of her husband getting head from another woman causes Zana to masturbate, climax, then slink away unnoticed.
Tony Tedeschi & Kylie Tony plays a scumbag who has something to do with something. She rips him off after they have sex, but it was a pretty warm scene.
Kylie, Zana & Adriana Sage in a standard 3-way barking seal, dildo jamfest. A lot of noise, some looping, little heat, and no orgasms. 'Nuff said.
Kylie, Kyle Stone and Chris Cannon in a three-way that was less noisey than the all-girl scene, but again I notice extensive looping in the audio and video. Either that, or Kylie has a knack for saying the same phrase in exactly the same way three times in 60 seconds. I can't remember precisely, it was "Oh yeah, fuck me in the ass" or something like that. This scene also lacked heat because the majority of the shots were genital close-ups ( and I suspect the same ones, over and over).
Zana and Lee Stone have the best scene to close out the movie, though it would have been a lot better if only Zana would shut up. Lee gets a titty fuck before stuffing his canoli up her cazzuli.
Male Cumshots: 6
Female Orgasms: 1
Zana, from the masturbation scene. Obviously faked, but it counts.
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