Muff Dive Squad Review
Caballero
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Reviewed by dumblonde on 12/7/2002
Running length: 2 hrs
DOP: Compilation
Female cast: Sorry, the only ones I recognized were Taylor Moore, and maybe Tiffany Million, but they were all attractive.
Male cast: n/a
Audio/Video: Although it varied somewhat, for the most part it was very well done. The audio was clear with very little porn music.
Extras:
Animated scene selection
Photo gallery
Trailers
The Movie:
Muff Dive Squad is an all girl compilation from Caballero that was in the $3.95 bargain bin. What comes to mind? Yikes? Earplugs? Time to calibrate the Skankometer? That's what I thought too.
The name was cute, and although I consider most cunnilingus fast-forward material, I will sometimes throw one of these blowouts onto an order, with hit and miss results, usually miss. Therefore, I was pleasantly surprised.
The main menu is a colorful water theme complete with a submarine and snorkle which made me laugh. There's ten unidentified scenes in all, and most of them are pretty good. The women are unknown to me (another plus) except for Taylor Moore, so I wish they would have identified them as well, because I saw a lot of real passion rather than fake screaming. Some included toys, but not an overabundance of dildo jamming, and the majority were one-on-one without that annoying third wheel, thereby raising the temperature considerably.
Luckily the Muff Dive Squads were versatile, with lots of body contact, kissing, grinding, and MANY orgasms. Those who enjoy 'harder' scenes or like to think that females actually call each other bitches while ramming and sucking on dildos will be disappointed however.
There were a couple of scenes that took place in a taxi that were especially good, but then, I've got a thing about car sex. The pairings here were flammable, especially between Taylor and another blonde. The shots were varied, and ranged from outside the cab, to from the front seat POV, among others. When inside the cab, the sound made you feel as if you were really in there with them. The guy who played the cabdriver was annoying me by continuously sticking his arm in and making comments, but he eventually backed off.
The first, third, and hot tub scenes were your standard dildo-jamming lez-for-pay fests, but the remainder were above average in heat and chemistry.
I never thought I'd say this, but well done, Caballero!
Male Cumshots: 0
Female Orgasms: 8
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DOP: Compilation
Female cast: Sorry, the only ones I recognized were Taylor Moore, and maybe Tiffany Million, but they were all attractive.
Male cast: n/a
Audio/Video: Although it varied somewhat, for the most part it was very well done. The audio was clear with very little porn music.
Extras:
Animated scene selection
Photo gallery
Trailers
The Movie:
Muff Dive Squad is an all girl compilation from Caballero that was in the $3.95 bargain bin. What comes to mind? Yikes? Earplugs? Time to calibrate the Skankometer? That's what I thought too.
The name was cute, and although I consider most cunnilingus fast-forward material, I will sometimes throw one of these blowouts onto an order, with hit and miss results, usually miss. Therefore, I was pleasantly surprised.
The main menu is a colorful water theme complete with a submarine and snorkle which made me laugh. There's ten unidentified scenes in all, and most of them are pretty good. The women are unknown to me (another plus) except for Taylor Moore, so I wish they would have identified them as well, because I saw a lot of real passion rather than fake screaming. Some included toys, but not an overabundance of dildo jamming, and the majority were one-on-one without that annoying third wheel, thereby raising the temperature considerably.
Luckily the Muff Dive Squads were versatile, with lots of body contact, kissing, grinding, and MANY orgasms. Those who enjoy 'harder' scenes or like to think that females actually call each other bitches while ramming and sucking on dildos will be disappointed however.
There were a couple of scenes that took place in a taxi that were especially good, but then, I've got a thing about car sex. The pairings here were flammable, especially between Taylor and another blonde. The shots were varied, and ranged from outside the cab, to from the front seat POV, among others. When inside the cab, the sound made you feel as if you were really in there with them. The guy who played the cabdriver was annoying me by continuously sticking his arm in and making comments, but he eventually backed off.
The first, third, and hot tub scenes were your standard dildo-jamming lez-for-pay fests, but the remainder were above average in heat and chemistry.
I never thought I'd say this, but well done, Caballero!
Male Cumshots: 0
Female Orgasms: 8
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