Reviews of Feature film movies (3832 - page 46)
Prom Girls review summaries:
fu_q's
"Prom Girls" is a very good (strong 4-star) late-80s film from director Alex DeRenzy that focuses on the high jinks of the students at an academy as they prepare for their upcoming prom...and also on the attempts of the mucky-mucks at the school to try to curtail their good times. What the viewer is treated to as this all progresses, of course, is a good deal of hot sex featuring both the students and administrators alike...most of whom are quite attractive and into their respective scenes. [read the full review]
review from 9/20/2011:
"Prom Girls" is a very good (strong 4-star) late-80s film from director Alex DeRenzy that focuses on the high jinks of the students at an academy as they prepare for their upcoming prom...and also on the attempts of the mucky-mucks at the school to try to curtail their good times. What the viewer is treated to as this all progresses, of course, is a good deal of hot sex featuring both the students and administrators alike...most of whom are quite attractive and into their respective scenes. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, Svetlana, Nancy Suiter, Mike Ranger, John Seeman, Hillary Summers, Pat Manning, Nancy Hoffman, Aubrey Nichols, George Mitchell, Candida Royalle, Ric Lutze, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Bob Chinn, Jaacov Jaacovi
Release date: 7/4/2006
Previews: Previews
Taxi Girls (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
Tired of police harassment and the daily grind of the life, a group of big city prostitutes led by the utterly gorgeous, aspiring comedian, Nancy Suiter, goes about moving their illicit trade off of the streets and into a taxicab company. Of course, the company takes off like wildfire, which--itself--brings about its own slew of problems. Such is the case in "Taxi Girls" (81 min, 42 sec), an exceptional, 1979 release from VCX and director Jourdan Alexander. [read the full review]
review from 6/10/2016:
Tired of police harassment and the daily grind of the life, a group of big city prostitutes led by the utterly gorgeous, aspiring comedian, Nancy Suiter, goes about moving their illicit trade off of the streets and into a taxicab company. Of course, the company takes off like wildfire, which--itself--brings about its own slew of problems. Such is the case in "Taxi Girls" (81 min, 42 sec), an exceptional, 1979 release from VCX and director Jourdan Alexander. [read the full review]
Visitors, The (Wicked) review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 94 min. Production Date: 6 / 12 / 2005 Director: Michael Raven Cast: Avena Lee, Cassie Courtland, Keri Sable, Kimberly Kane, Kirsten Price, Barrett Blade, Chris Evans, Eric Masterson, Evan Stone, and Marcos Leon in sexual roles and Brad Bartram, Eva Angelina, Michael Raven, Penny Swing, Roxanne Hall, Thomas Priest, and many more in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: I haven't heard a single bad thing about this one, and Raven normally impresses me. I'm really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: It's a very impressive release that's definitely worth checking out! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a feature with a sci-fi / horror twist to it. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting harder sex or more than two positions in a sex scene The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are extremely well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I can't say that I noticed a single flaw. [read the full review]
review from 12/4/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 94 min. Production Date: 6 / 12 / 2005 Director: Michael Raven Cast: Avena Lee, Cassie Courtland, Keri Sable, Kimberly Kane, Kirsten Price, Barrett Blade, Chris Evans, Eric Masterson, Evan Stone, and Marcos Leon in sexual roles and Brad Bartram, Eva Angelina, Michael Raven, Penny Swing, Roxanne Hall, Thomas Priest, and many more in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: I haven't heard a single bad thing about this one, and Raven normally impresses me. I'm really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: It's a very impressive release that's definitely worth checking out! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a feature with a sci-fi / horror twist to it. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting harder sex or more than two positions in a sex scene The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are extremely well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I can't say that I noticed a single flaw. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Brooke, Taylor Rain, Delilah Strong, Amy Ried, Nicki Hunter
Studio: Visage
Directed by: Cash Markman
Release date: 6/30/2006
Sensual Image review summaries:
barrettman's
Synopsis Couples-made porn. Randy Spears stars a man who loses the love of his life, blond beauty Brooke, and desperate to communicate with his beloved's spirit ( Ghost, anyone ?)falls victim to an unscrupulous medium & her boss. Will Randy talk to his wife ? Will the nefarious duo be revealed/foiled ? Will the sex here not suck ? Read on. Scene 1 Randy & Brooke. All vaginal. On top of a bed of roses, the lovers oral pleasure one another...then into cowirl & missionary sex before Randy pops on Brook's pussy. Fluffy bunny love sex. Scene 2 G/G fun with... Nikki Hunter & Amy Reid 'Medium' Nikki ravishes Amy's fun box with her fingers and tongue for a bit, then Amy fills Nikki's pussy with a dildo and proceedes to go deep sea fishing. Scene 3 Evan (HHH) Stone & Delilah Strong. All vaginal. Oral favors for each , then Delilah gets piledriver missionary boning ( all action occurs on top of an air hockey table), doggy, reverse cowgirl & facial. Well, thats a first. [read the full review]
review from 8/16/2006:
Synopsis Couples-made porn. Randy Spears stars a man who loses the love of his life, blond beauty Brooke, and desperate to communicate with his beloved's spirit ( Ghost, anyone ?)falls victim to an unscrupulous medium & her boss. Will Randy talk to his wife ? Will the nefarious duo be revealed/foiled ? Will the sex here not suck ? Read on. Scene 1 Randy & Brooke. All vaginal. On top of a bed of roses, the lovers oral pleasure one another...then into cowirl & missionary sex before Randy pops on Brook's pussy. Fluffy bunny love sex. Scene 2 G/G fun with... Nikki Hunter & Amy Reid 'Medium' Nikki ravishes Amy's fun box with her fingers and tongue for a bit, then Amy fills Nikki's pussy with a dildo and proceedes to go deep sea fishing. Scene 3 Evan (HHH) Stone & Delilah Strong. All vaginal. Oral favors for each , then Delilah gets piledriver missionary boning ( all action occurs on top of an air hockey table), doggy, reverse cowgirl & facial. Well, thats a first. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Tony Tedeschi, Tommy Gunn, Dale Dabone, Venus, Jada Fire, Van Damage, Ava Vincent, Trent Tesoro, Cailey Taylor, Jack Lawrence, Scott Nails, Vanessa Lane, Austin Kincaid, Haley Paige
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Release date: 6/27/2006
Fade To Black 2 (Vivid) review summaries:
RubyRed's
"A Gay Man's Take on Straight Porn" Hey ya'll. I've been gone for a while, but I'm back with a new review. Luckily for me, this movie was actually a nice way to get back into feature porn watching. The Movie: Fade to Black 2 has an interesting story that just gets more and more twisted as it moves along. Because of that, I'll keep the story description short. Trent is bored with directing again. Hell, he's falling asleep during the sex scenes. Not only that, but he's got Dale DeBone coming after him for money. So, his assistant thinks it would be a good idea for him to get out of town for a while, and to take up a nice little gig helping a suburban community film an erotic film to help raise money to fix the sewer system. While this one is no where near as dark as the first movie, it's still good. The plot can get a bit hard to follow at times, with a few side stories popping up here and there, but still, it keeps you interesting, and it moves along at a great pace. Plus, Paul Thomas is a riot to watch on screen. [read the full review]
review from 10/17/2006:
"A Gay Man's Take on Straight Porn" Hey ya'll. I've been gone for a while, but I'm back with a new review. Luckily for me, this movie was actually a nice way to get back into feature porn watching. The Movie: Fade to Black 2 has an interesting story that just gets more and more twisted as it moves along. Because of that, I'll keep the story description short. Trent is bored with directing again. Hell, he's falling asleep during the sex scenes. Not only that, but he's got Dale DeBone coming after him for money. So, his assistant thinks it would be a good idea for him to get out of town for a while, and to take up a nice little gig helping a suburban community film an erotic film to help raise money to fix the sewer system. While this one is no where near as dark as the first movie, it's still good. The plot can get a bit hard to follow at times, with a few side stories popping up here and there, but still, it keeps you interesting, and it moves along at a great pace. Plus, Paul Thomas is a riot to watch on screen. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Laura, Cindy, Claudia Rossi, Claudia Adams, Caterina, July, Mary Kate Wilson
Studio: Private
Directed by: Moire Candy
Release date: 6/20/2006
Private Movies 28: Dreams In White review summaries:
Addicted's
Baskkkk2003 has given us a great review of the 2nd part in a way I could never outdo but I would like to contribute with my review of part 1 of Dreams in White. The concept is similar to part 2. It is new, refreshing, stylish and brings a new way of making porn movies. I will stick to giving a review of the scenes: 1. Cindy Cindy is a lovely girl with funny black and white hair who is wrapped in plastic foil. She slowly unwraps during the tease that ends with sitting in squat. Straight cutover to a nice blowjob with sideways view and the correct use of zooms. The guys is gone and Cindy masturbates alone to an orgasm and we cut over to her riding his hard dick. Beautiful pussy gapes. The guy has been cut out again and we see Cindy masturbating herself in spoon and soon we cut over to a nice spoon fuck. Cut. Cindy now stands straight and shows her open pussy from behind and we cut over to Cindy fucking standing up while we watch them from aside (this is looking good) while the camera glides along her body. [read the full review]
review from 3/21/2007:
Baskkkk2003 has given us a great review of the 2nd part in a way I could never outdo but I would like to contribute with my review of part 1 of Dreams in White. The concept is similar to part 2. It is new, refreshing, stylish and brings a new way of making porn movies. I will stick to giving a review of the scenes: 1. Cindy Cindy is a lovely girl with funny black and white hair who is wrapped in plastic foil. She slowly unwraps during the tease that ends with sitting in squat. Straight cutover to a nice blowjob with sideways view and the correct use of zooms. The guys is gone and Cindy masturbates alone to an orgasm and we cut over to her riding his hard dick. Beautiful pussy gapes. The guy has been cut out again and we see Cindy masturbating herself in spoon and soon we cut over to a nice spoon fuck. Cut. Cindy now stands straight and shows her open pussy from behind and we cut over to Cindy fucking standing up while we watch them from aside (this is looking good) while the camera glides along her body. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tom Byron, Henri Pachard, Shanna McCullough, Joey Silvera, Keisha, John Leslie, Richard Pacheco, Robert Bullock, Nikki Nights, Alicia Monet, Nikki Knight
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Release date: 6/17/2006
Once Upon a Temptress review summaries:
fu_q's
The distinction between reality and fantasy becomes a blur for Alicia Monet, as her work as a scriptwriter uncovers a real-life 1930s murder mystery in “Once Upon a Temptress”. A classic adult film from Caballero and Henri Pachard, this sexy little fuck-flick features Monet as a writer who’s been tasked with producing a script for a film about the lecherous grandfather of her former flame, producer John Leslie. [read the full review]
review from 12/16/2012:
The distinction between reality and fantasy becomes a blur for Alicia Monet, as her work as a scriptwriter uncovers a real-life 1930s murder mystery in “Once Upon a Temptress”. A classic adult film from Caballero and Henri Pachard, this sexy little fuck-flick features Monet as a writer who’s been tasked with producing a script for a film about the lecherous grandfather of her former flame, producer John Leslie. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Rita Faltoyano, Trent Tesoro, Mercedez, Kurt Lockwood, Samantha Ryan
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Release date: 6/14/2006
Grudge (Vivid) review summaries:
LSBReviews'
Grudge Produced 01/06 Vivid (www.vividdvd.com) 119 minutes Directed by: Paul Thomas Starring: Stefani Morgan, Mercedez, Samantha Ryan, Monica Sweetheart, Taryn Thomas, Joey, Rita Faltoyano, Luccia, Kurt Lockwood, Trent Tesoro and a couple of other guys. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Storyline: Kurt is a photographer who meets Stefani on the street. They fall in love and move in together. Trent and Mercedez are a married couple, but he has sex with hookers (call girls). Kurt tires of Stefani and falls in love with Mercedez (but they never hook up). Who cares? It's stupid. There are five sex scenes and much like the plot, they're not very good. The girls are hot and sexy and there's some limited arousing sex, but I disliked the film on the whole. This was Mercedez's last film for Vivid as a "Vivid Girl", but the film also stars new "Vivid Girl" Stefani Morgan, who is a very pretty and tall blonde with long hair and blue eyes. [read the full review]
review from 7/29/2006:
Grudge Produced 01/06 Vivid (www.vividdvd.com) 119 minutes Directed by: Paul Thomas Starring: Stefani Morgan, Mercedez, Samantha Ryan, Monica Sweetheart, Taryn Thomas, Joey, Rita Faltoyano, Luccia, Kurt Lockwood, Trent Tesoro and a couple of other guys. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Storyline: Kurt is a photographer who meets Stefani on the street. They fall in love and move in together. Trent and Mercedez are a married couple, but he has sex with hookers (call girls). Kurt tires of Stefani and falls in love with Mercedez (but they never hook up). Who cares? It's stupid. There are five sex scenes and much like the plot, they're not very good. The girls are hot and sexy and there's some limited arousing sex, but I disliked the film on the whole. This was Mercedez's last film for Vivid as a "Vivid Girl", but the film also stars new "Vivid Girl" Stefani Morgan, who is a very pretty and tall blonde with long hair and blue eyes. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sharon Kane, Mike Horner, Desiree Cousteau, Jesie St. James, Holly McCall, David Morris, John Seeman, Jesse Adams, Liza Dwyer, Starr Wood, Freddi Nobodi, Vernon Von Bergdorf, Larry Davis
Studio: TVX
Directed by: Joe Sherman
Release date: 6/12/2006
Ms. Magnificent (TVX) review summaries:
fu_q's
When her boyfriend and co-workers fall into the clutches of an evil, intergalactic empress who's hell bent on universal conquest, it falls upon Ms. Magnificent to put a stop to her nefarious plans. Relying as much on her pussy as her superpowers, the young heroine braves both foe and fuck alike in a valiant attempt to save the day. Such is the case in "Ms. Magnificent", an exceptional 1979, sci-fi release from Joe Sherman that features the awesome "Betty Boop" of porno past, Desiree Cousteau. [read the full review]
review from 8/11/2015:
When her boyfriend and co-workers fall into the clutches of an evil, intergalactic empress who's hell bent on universal conquest, it falls upon Ms. Magnificent to put a stop to her nefarious plans. Relying as much on her pussy as her superpowers, the young heroine braves both foe and fuck alike in a valiant attempt to save the day. Such is the case in "Ms. Magnificent", an exceptional 1979, sci-fi release from Joe Sherman that features the awesome "Betty Boop" of porno past, Desiree Cousteau. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Randy Spears, Jenna Haze, Cindy Crawford, Kayla Paige, Charlie Laine, Nautica Thorn, Nadia Styles, Holly Wellin, Will Powers, Valerie Vasquez, Haley Paige, Naudia Nyce, Cherry Poppens, Faith Leon, Slick Rhodes
Studio: Pink Kitty Video
Directed by: Randy Spears
Release date: 6/7/2006
Previews: Previews
Bad News Bitches 2 review summaries:
Flash's
Bad News Bitches 2 is a complete rip-off of an adult movie. About 90 percent of the movie is the original Bad News Bitches movie. When I say the original Bad News Bitches movie I don't mean that it resembles the movie. I mean that it is the exact same footage as the movie had. Some non-sexual footage and one sex scene were cut from this one and two sex scenes and some non-sexual footage were added to this one. None of which is worth getting this release for. Pink Kitty Video has done a poor job with this release. The video is decent but the audio is severely lacking. [read the full review]
review from 11/2/2016:
Bad News Bitches 2 is a complete rip-off of an adult movie. About 90 percent of the movie is the original Bad News Bitches movie. When I say the original Bad News Bitches movie I don't mean that it resembles the movie. I mean that it is the exact same footage as the movie had. Some non-sexual footage and one sex scene were cut from this one and two sex scenes and some non-sexual footage were added to this one. None of which is worth getting this release for. Pink Kitty Video has done a poor job with this release. The video is decent but the audio is severely lacking. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Scott Irish, Sheena Horne, Beverly Glen, Viper, Krista Lane, Stacey Donovan, Jesse Eastern, Robert Bullock, Sasha Gabor, Shelly Sand
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Harold Lime
Release date: 6/3/2006
Jane Bond Meets Thunderballs review summaries:
Flash's
Jane Bond Meets Thunderballs is your average mid-to-late 80s shot on video feature movie it is light on plot but features decent sex scenes. Caballero's presentation of the movie is adequate. [read the full review]
review from 8/6/2014:
Jane Bond Meets Thunderballs is your average mid-to-late 80s shot on video feature movie it is light on plot but features decent sex scenes. Caballero's presentation of the movie is adequate. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Domino, Joey Ray, Carmen Luvana, Kelli Tyler, Scott Nails, Tory Lane, Taryn Thomas, Rusty Nails [I] (male), Derrick Pierce
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Release date: 6/3/2006
Carmen's Dirty Secrets review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
Carmens Dirty Secrets is a couples-oriented feature that showcases Carmen Luvana and several other good good-looking stars. But it is, after all, an Adam and Eve production, so dont expect anything other than bland, monotonous sex. Carmen was one of the hottest performers in the jizz biz when she arrived on the scene five years ago. But the half-decade of sucking and fucking is apparently taking its toll on her enthusiasm. Shes in two scenes here and appears to be going through the motions much of the time. Shes still one of the prettiest faces in porn history. But theres nary a smile, snarl, or snicker on that beautiful face as she goes through the paces. Likewise, brunette stunner Taryn Thomas just doesnt seem to be all there as she wrestles with Derrick Pierce and Rusty Nails in the opening scene. Ive seen her light up an otherwise dreary scene in the past. But today, she just doesnt get into her anal, A2M, and facial. Domino does a completely forgettable girl-girl with Carmen before taking on Scott Nails. [read the full review]
review from 10/10/2006:
Carmens Dirty Secrets is a couples-oriented feature that showcases Carmen Luvana and several other good good-looking stars. But it is, after all, an Adam and Eve production, so dont expect anything other than bland, monotonous sex. Carmen was one of the hottest performers in the jizz biz when she arrived on the scene five years ago. But the half-decade of sucking and fucking is apparently taking its toll on her enthusiasm. Shes in two scenes here and appears to be going through the motions much of the time. Shes still one of the prettiest faces in porn history. But theres nary a smile, snarl, or snicker on that beautiful face as she goes through the paces. Likewise, brunette stunner Taryn Thomas just doesnt seem to be all there as she wrestles with Derrick Pierce and Rusty Nails in the opening scene. Ive seen her light up an otherwise dreary scene in the past. But today, she just doesnt get into her anal, A2M, and facial. Domino does a completely forgettable girl-girl with Carmen before taking on Scott Nails. [read the full review]
Taken (Wicked) review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a very solid feature. With a slow pace that lets the story and characters develop as well as sex that fits nicely into the story, Brad Armstrong and Stormy Daniels do a great job behind and in front of the camera, respectively. The technical aspects show some very nice care and there's also some very nice effort put into the extras. This one's definitely worth the purchase. [read the full review]
review from 10/2/2013:
This is a very solid feature. With a slow pace that lets the story and characters develop as well as sex that fits nicely into the story, Brad Armstrong and Stormy Daniels do a great job behind and in front of the camera, respectively. The technical aspects show some very nice care and there's also some very nice effort put into the extras. This one's definitely worth the purchase. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Well fans time to check out a feature and that's pretty rare for me but I'm a fan of Stormy Daniels and couldn't pass up a chance to see her along with Eva Angelina and Ava Ramon. This flick was written by both Stormy and director Brad Armstrong. The storyline basically sees a happy couple-- Eric Masterson and Stormy pretty early in their marriage still in that blissful stage when love is still blossoming. You get a mini-scene after Eric gives Stormy a birthday present, first he goes down on her and she returns the favor giving head until he pops up into her mouth. I wish they'd had more breast kissing in the scene as Stormy has such lovely boobs but alas the story must go on. The twosome then go out to a club with friends Brad Armstrong and Eva Angelina who duck out after seeing the two lovebirds dancing to go to their limo for what they called "dirty sex." The lighting was a little dark but what you can you do when you're fucking in a limo right! You still got great shots of Eva's fantastic body and after they are done we get the terrible news that Eric's gone missing. [read the full review]
review from 6/21/2006:
Well fans time to check out a feature and that's pretty rare for me but I'm a fan of Stormy Daniels and couldn't pass up a chance to see her along with Eva Angelina and Ava Ramon. This flick was written by both Stormy and director Brad Armstrong. The storyline basically sees a happy couple-- Eric Masterson and Stormy pretty early in their marriage still in that blissful stage when love is still blossoming. You get a mini-scene after Eric gives Stormy a birthday present, first he goes down on her and she returns the favor giving head until he pops up into her mouth. I wish they'd had more breast kissing in the scene as Stormy has such lovely boobs but alas the story must go on. The twosome then go out to a club with friends Brad Armstrong and Eva Angelina who duck out after seeing the two lovebirds dancing to go to their limo for what they called "dirty sex." The lighting was a little dark but what you can you do when you're fucking in a limo right! You still got great shots of Eva's fantastic body and after they are done we get the terrible news that Eric's gone missing. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Crystal Dawn, Eric Edwards, Vanessa Del Rio, Michael Morrison, Seka, Merle Michaels, Bobby Astyr, Lynx Cannon, Arcadia Lake, Herschel Savage, George Payne, Brooke West, Cris Cassidy, Lenora Bruce, Lysa Thatcher, R.J. Reynolds, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: LBO
Directed by: Robert Kinger
Release date: 6/1/2006
Previews: Previews
Back Door Girls (LBO) review summaries:
fu_q's
"Back Door Girls" is an ass-packed, star-studded compilation from LBO / VCR that features some of the biggest names of the Golden Age of porn...all but a few of whom take it in the bum. [read the full review]
review from 12/1/2015:
"Back Door Girls" is an ass-packed, star-studded compilation from LBO / VCR that features some of the biggest names of the Golden Age of porn...all but a few of whom take it in the bum. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sidney, Edson, Marta Anderson, Nadia Destro, Maria Stella Splendore, Neide Ribeiro, Marcia Fraga, Danielle Ferrite, Serafim Gonzalez, Meiry Uleira, Sonia Regina, Marliane Gomes, Marli Palauro, Fatima Celebrini, Virginia Gil, Neide Carvalho, Sandra Carnezin, Yolanda Silva, Orlando Parolini, Felipe DiNardo, Maria da Paixao, Osmar Alves, Alair Norton, Abel Constancio, Deolinda Pinto, Waldemar Laurentino, Fabio Pinto, Romano Leao
Studio: Blue Underground
Directed by: Oswaldo De Oliveira
Release date: 5/30/2006
Bare Behind Bars review summaries:
Flash's
Bare Behind Bars is an absolutely horrible film that has nothing to offer anyone unless they are die hard fans of the women in prison genre. There is no plot to the film, the acting is horrible, and there is only one hardcore scene in the film. Sadly there is just nothing good here. Blue Underground has given the film a great transfer but skimped heavily on the extras. [read the full review]
review from 3/14/2016:
Bare Behind Bars is an absolutely horrible film that has nothing to offer anyone unless they are die hard fans of the women in prison genre. There is no plot to the film, the acting is horrible, and there is only one hardcore scene in the film. Sadly there is just nothing good here. Blue Underground has given the film a great transfer but skimped heavily on the extras. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Holmes, Susan Bosley, Wendy Anne Collins, Amber Davis, Mark Little, Judy Angel
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Walt Davis
Release date: 5/28/2006
My Tongue Is Quick review summaries:
Flash's
My Tongue is Quick is an unremarkable one day wonder that has a horrible plot but some nice sex scenes. My Tongue is Quick was obviously made as cheap as cheap can be and the entire film takes place in a boat and on its slip. Caballero has given the film an unremarkable release as well with a decent transfer but is missing the key extra listed on the box. [read the full review]
review from 5/10/2016:
My Tongue is Quick is an unremarkable one day wonder that has a horrible plot but some nice sex scenes. My Tongue is Quick was obviously made as cheap as cheap can be and the entire film takes place in a boat and on its slip. Caballero has given the film an unremarkable release as well with a decent transfer but is missing the key extra listed on the box. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Christian XXX, Exotica, Van Damage, Savanna Samson, Missy Monroe, Scott Nails, Holly Wellin, Nicki Hunter, Kylee King, Derrick Pierce, Marco Banderas
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Release date: 5/23/2006
Savanna's Secret review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 116 min. Production Date: 2 / 28 / 2006 Director: Bryan Xin Cast: Exotica, Flower Tucci, Holly Wellin, Kylee King, Missy Monroe, Nikki Hunter, Savanna Samson, Christian, Derrick Pierce, Marco Banderas, Scott Nails, and Van Damage The Short Story Initial Expectations: Bryan Xin landing at Vivid was a definite shock, but with how good of movies he's made in the past I can't help but have very high expectations here. Initial Reaction: It's pretty good, but definitely held back by the low lighting. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting Vivid girls with harder sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a plot The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a bit on the artistic side. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, but there are a couple very minor background noises. The video really shows an artistic feel, starting with low lighting throughout the entire movie. There's also a touch of grain, with much of the video feeling like it's been treated with filters. [read the full review]
review from 7/10/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 116 min. Production Date: 2 / 28 / 2006 Director: Bryan Xin Cast: Exotica, Flower Tucci, Holly Wellin, Kylee King, Missy Monroe, Nikki Hunter, Savanna Samson, Christian, Derrick Pierce, Marco Banderas, Scott Nails, and Van Damage The Short Story Initial Expectations: Bryan Xin landing at Vivid was a definite shock, but with how good of movies he's made in the past I can't help but have very high expectations here. Initial Reaction: It's pretty good, but definitely held back by the low lighting. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting Vivid girls with harder sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a plot The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a bit on the artistic side. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, but there are a couple very minor background noises. The video really shows an artistic feel, starting with low lighting throughout the entire movie. There's also a touch of grain, with much of the video feeling like it's been treated with filters. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Byron Long, Jay, Ashton Moore, Eric Masterson, Reno, Rita Faltoyano, Katie Morgan, Krystal Steal, Manuel Ferrara, Dani Woodward, Tyler Knight, Vincent Vega, Melissa Lauren, Holly Wellin, McKenzie Lee, Marcus London, Jack Venice
Studio: Club Jenna
Directed by: Barry Wood
Release date: 5/18/2006
Previews: Previews
Krystal Therapy review summaries:
bono-ONE's
Well fans I reviews Krystal Method and now comes Krystal Therapy, I can only imagine what comes next Krystal .... you fill in the blank! ClubJenna has been slow in releasing product over the last year and with the recent sale to Playboy some reasons for those delays now make more sense so hopefully over the next few months you'll see a steady stream of new product. I know I'm excited to check out Jenna's first real directing gig which promises double anal from Ariana and I believe McKenzie Lee if I heard this right at the Erotica LA show. The style for this movie is reminiscent of previous releases like Bella Loves Jenna which had some interesting takes on reality and in this one Krystal is both the therapist and the one being given the therapy!! So for all you going to see shrinks you might wonder now just how sane the person is giving you advice on your life!!! Krystal works out the kinks as we see each scene go by. The first scene sees Steven St. Croix and wife Katie Morgan in the doc's office. [read the full review]
review from 7/11/2006:
Well fans I reviews Krystal Method and now comes Krystal Therapy, I can only imagine what comes next Krystal .... you fill in the blank! ClubJenna has been slow in releasing product over the last year and with the recent sale to Playboy some reasons for those delays now make more sense so hopefully over the next few months you'll see a steady stream of new product. I know I'm excited to check out Jenna's first real directing gig which promises double anal from Ariana and I believe McKenzie Lee if I heard this right at the Erotica LA show. The style for this movie is reminiscent of previous releases like Bella Loves Jenna which had some interesting takes on reality and in this one Krystal is both the therapist and the one being given the therapy!! So for all you going to see shrinks you might wonder now just how sane the person is giving you advice on your life!!! Krystal works out the kinks as we see each scene go by. The first scene sees Steven St. Croix and wife Katie Morgan in the doc's office. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Candi, Jack Wrangler, Fallon, Erica Idol, Rita Ricardo, Jackie, Marie, Pepper, Ron James, Squirt, Debi Sundahl, Susie Bright, Missy Manners, James Martin, Lulu Reed, Friday Jones, Aubec Kane, Andrew Young, Ja Kinncaide, Lane Ross, Tony Cargo, Brock Roland, Claudine Wims, D.W. Wachnight, Sharon McNight, Bobby Mack, Wallace Barry, Yank Levine, Jeff Larson, Tau Stephenson, Noel Juar, Wednesday Will, Sixten Bjorline, Danny Daniels
Studio: Mitchell Brothers
Directed by: Artie Mitchell, Sharon McKnight
Release date: 5/16/2006
Behind the Green Door: The Sequel (Mitchell Bros) review summaries:
Flash's
Behind the Green Door: The Sequel is an inferior film to its predecessor. This film feels jumbled and like it forgot itself along the way. The sex is enjoyable though and the film seconds as a safe sex instructional. The video on this release is beautiful but it comes on a DVD-R, which some players rejected. [read the full review]
review from 8/1/2014:
Behind the Green Door: The Sequel is an inferior film to its predecessor. This film feels jumbled and like it forgot itself along the way. The sex is enjoyable though and the film seconds as a safe sex instructional. The video on this release is beautiful but it comes on a DVD-R, which some players rejected. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Victoria Rose, Mya Diamond, Bibi Fox, Lucy Ann, Justine Ashley, Afrodite Night, Diana Gold, Sonia Carter, Xenia Lova, Gwen Cortez, Divinity Love
Studio: Private
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Release date: 5/9/2006
Private Gold 78: Sex City review summaries:
MASAMUNE's
I'm a huge fan of the Robert Rodriguez helmed 'Sin City' movie and was eager to see Private's spin on it. They actually follow the Hollywood version pretty closely, just adding in sex scenes whenever they can. This means that the sex isn't interspersed into the plot in the most seamless fashion-- that's o.k. I can handle that. What I can't handle is the poor voice acting (I only listened to the English dub-- perhaps the other languages are done better.) Private goes all out with the production values, even mimicking the colorless/color special effects of the Hollywood variant. I just wish they could have spent more money to hire some better voice actors. Between the dumbed-down dialogue and the flat delivery in the voice work, this really is a C-rate copycat of Rodriguez's work. But whatever, the sex is what most porn fans are interested in. It's pretty good and there is a hefty amount of it too. Also, these sex scenes aren't your typical fuck flick stuff because they're dominated by black and white with a smattering of color here and there. [read the full review]
review from 1/15/2007:
I'm a huge fan of the Robert Rodriguez helmed 'Sin City' movie and was eager to see Private's spin on it. They actually follow the Hollywood version pretty closely, just adding in sex scenes whenever they can. This means that the sex isn't interspersed into the plot in the most seamless fashion-- that's o.k. I can handle that. What I can't handle is the poor voice acting (I only listened to the English dub-- perhaps the other languages are done better.) Private goes all out with the production values, even mimicking the colorless/color special effects of the Hollywood variant. I just wish they could have spent more money to hire some better voice actors. Between the dumbed-down dialogue and the flat delivery in the voice work, this really is a C-rate copycat of Rodriguez's work. But whatever, the sex is what most porn fans are interested in. It's pretty good and there is a hefty amount of it too. Also, these sex scenes aren't your typical fuck flick stuff because they're dominated by black and white with a smattering of color here and there. [read the full review]
howie's
Director: Pierre Woodman Running time: 2:56 My very short review: Sex City is Pierre Woodmans porn take on Frank Millers graphic novel, Sin City and the movie of the same name. This is the 1st part in the Private trilogy and it is an impressive effort. Pierre mirrors the mainstream movies look with the black and white visuals and the added, pronounced color efforts mixed in for great effect. In fact, Pierre used a lot of the green screen effect/technology to produce some of the background visuals. As for the storyline, Pierre takes some liberties but stays true when he can. The production values are your standard from Private high quality and presented in anamorphic widescreen. A lot of the outdoor scenes were filmed on the streets of NYC and that provided a nice backdrop for scenes. Of course, you have the stunning Eurobabe cast though I was unfamiliar with most of them. There were a total of 9 sex scenes scattered throughout the flick and they were a great mix of b/g, g/g, b/g/g, and b/b/g. [read the full review]
review from 10/7/2006:
Director: Pierre Woodman Running time: 2:56 My very short review: Sex City is Pierre Woodmans porn take on Frank Millers graphic novel, Sin City and the movie of the same name. This is the 1st part in the Private trilogy and it is an impressive effort. Pierre mirrors the mainstream movies look with the black and white visuals and the added, pronounced color efforts mixed in for great effect. In fact, Pierre used a lot of the green screen effect/technology to produce some of the background visuals. As for the storyline, Pierre takes some liberties but stays true when he can. The production values are your standard from Private high quality and presented in anamorphic widescreen. A lot of the outdoor scenes were filmed on the streets of NYC and that provided a nice backdrop for scenes. Of course, you have the stunning Eurobabe cast though I was unfamiliar with most of them. There were a total of 9 sex scenes scattered throughout the flick and they were a great mix of b/g, g/g, b/g/g, and b/b/g. [read the full review]
baskkk2003's
I've now watched the first part of 'Sex City', the trilogy which marks the much-anticipated return of Pierre Woodman to Private. Woodman makes clear his love of 'Sin City' during the interview he gives in the Extras Disc, and in 'Sex City' he draws from the Hollywood original in many specific and entertaining ways. In the interview Woodman expresses his satisfaction at having broken new visual ground in porn - knowing he's achieved something with this movie which is markedly better than the flood of cheap gonzo drowning out the market. At the same time he is realistic enough to acknowledge that, as a mere porn director with a limited budget, he could never really hope to equal the cinematic standards of a Hollywood film like 'Sin City'. He also acknowledges that the people buying his movie are primarily seeking an enjoyable aid to masturbation - not a demonstration of artistic virtuosity. [read the full review]
review from 5/10/2006:
I've now watched the first part of 'Sex City', the trilogy which marks the much-anticipated return of Pierre Woodman to Private. Woodman makes clear his love of 'Sin City' during the interview he gives in the Extras Disc, and in 'Sex City' he draws from the Hollywood original in many specific and entertaining ways. In the interview Woodman expresses his satisfaction at having broken new visual ground in porn - knowing he's achieved something with this movie which is markedly better than the flood of cheap gonzo drowning out the market. At the same time he is realistic enough to acknowledge that, as a mere porn director with a limited budget, he could never really hope to equal the cinematic standards of a Hollywood film like 'Sin City'. He also acknowledges that the people buying his movie are primarily seeking an enjoyable aid to masturbation - not a demonstration of artistic virtuosity. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Bunny Bleu, Steve Drake, Rose Marie, Craig Roberts, Pam Jennings
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Release date: 5/7/2006
Broadcast Babes review summaries:
fu_q's
"Broadcast Babes", a 1985 release from Gourmet Video, is an extremely short and simple fuck-flick revolving around the antics of a couple of guys (Craig Roberts and Steve Drake) who run a small broadcasting studio. Roberts' and Drake's erotic exploits with a handful of women--their secretary (the awesome Bunny Bleu), a model (Pamela Jennings), and an aspiring employee (Rosemarie)--are all highlighted and essentially make up the entire flick. [read the full review]
review from 12/19/2015:
"Broadcast Babes", a 1985 release from Gourmet Video, is an extremely short and simple fuck-flick revolving around the antics of a couple of guys (Craig Roberts and Steve Drake) who run a small broadcasting studio. Roberts' and Drake's erotic exploits with a handful of women--their secretary (the awesome Bunny Bleu), a model (Pamela Jennings), and an aspiring employee (Rosemarie)--are all highlighted and essentially make up the entire flick. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Linda Lovelace, Micky Dolenz, Joey Forman, Garry Goodrow, Fuddle Bagley, Chuck McCann, Val Bisoglio, Jack DeLeon, Scatman Crothers, Danny Goldman, Roberta Kent, Art Metrano
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Directed by: Claudio Guzman, Arthur Marks
Release date: 5/6/2006
Linda Lovelace For President (Gourmet Video Collection) review summaries:
fu_q's
It's the early 1970s, a time of political, social, and sexual change and unrest, when the new, the old, and everything in between is clashing, and only one Presidential candidate, the uber-popular sex star, Linda Lovelace, can unite the various factions of the country and bring peace and harmony to the land. Such is the case in "Linda Lovelace for President", a decent, 1973 release from Gourmet Video. [read the full review]
review from 2/7/2016:
It's the early 1970s, a time of political, social, and sexual change and unrest, when the new, the old, and everything in between is clashing, and only one Presidential candidate, the uber-popular sex star, Linda Lovelace, can unite the various factions of the country and bring peace and harmony to the land. Such is the case in "Linda Lovelace for President", a decent, 1973 release from Gourmet Video. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kyle Stone, Angela Stone, Desire Moore, Nadia Styles, Marco Banderas, Mandy Fox, Cheyenne Hunter
Studio: FYA
Directed by: Michael Bushler
Release date: 5/3/2006
I Am Marco Chapter 1 review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 119 min. Production Date: 3 / 16, 17 / 2006 Director: Michael Bushler Cast: Angela Stone, Cheyenne Hunter, Desire Moore, Mandy Fox, Nadia Styles, Kyle Stone, and of course, Marco Banderas with Mikhail Angello in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: This one sounds like it could be fun. I'm looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: It could use a touch of polishing here and there, but is a lot of fun with plenty of laughs Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting comedy with their porn or who's a fan of Marco Banderas Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are fairly average. The audio is pretty clear, but there are a few balance problems, background noises, and areas that look like they might be dubbed. The video is presented in the full frame format, and looks pretty good. There's a touch of grain along with a little camera motion and soft focus blurs. [read the full review]
review from 2/28/2007:
The Little Details Running Time: 119 min. Production Date: 3 / 16, 17 / 2006 Director: Michael Bushler Cast: Angela Stone, Cheyenne Hunter, Desire Moore, Mandy Fox, Nadia Styles, Kyle Stone, and of course, Marco Banderas with Mikhail Angello in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: This one sounds like it could be fun. I'm looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: It could use a touch of polishing here and there, but is a lot of fun with plenty of laughs Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting comedy with their porn or who's a fan of Marco Banderas Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are fairly average. The audio is pretty clear, but there are a few balance problems, background noises, and areas that look like they might be dubbed. The video is presented in the full frame format, and looks pretty good. There's a touch of grain along with a little camera motion and soft focus blurs. [read the full review]
Sodom 2 review summaries:
pwing's
Performers: Tory Lane, Ariana Jollee, Melissa Lauren, Roxy Jezel, Hannah Harper, Tyla Wynn, Staci Thorn, Alex Sanders, Rick Masters, Billy Glide, Jenner, TigerProduction Date: 12.06.2005 Directed by: Jim Powers for Sin City My Thoughts... Truth be told I'm reviewing this one just because I need a Tory Lane fix. However with Arianna, Melissa and Roxy on board I'm guessing this flick will have at least a few sun flares. Tyla, Staci and Hannah will have to bring their best to keep up with the rest of the cast and if they do I may give this one 5 full stars. Roxy Jezel & Billy Glide "Wanna see me choke on your fucking cock?!" -Roxy Jezel I don't know if I'm twisted or if this is supposed to be dark humor but we first see Roxy running scantily clad along the side of a road where she is picked up only to masturbate during the ride. Apparently she's been getting assfucked for three weeks. [read the full review]
review from 1/1/2007:
Performers: Tory Lane, Ariana Jollee, Melissa Lauren, Roxy Jezel, Hannah Harper, Tyla Wynn, Staci Thorn, Alex Sanders, Rick Masters, Billy Glide, Jenner, TigerProduction Date: 12.06.2005 Directed by: Jim Powers for Sin City My Thoughts... Truth be told I'm reviewing this one just because I need a Tory Lane fix. However with Arianna, Melissa and Roxy on board I'm guessing this flick will have at least a few sun flares. Tyla, Staci and Hannah will have to bring their best to keep up with the rest of the cast and if they do I may give this one 5 full stars. Roxy Jezel & Billy Glide "Wanna see me choke on your fucking cock?!" -Roxy Jezel I don't know if I'm twisted or if this is supposed to be dark humor but we first see Roxy running scantily clad along the side of a road where she is picked up only to masturbate during the ride. Apparently she's been getting assfucked for three weeks. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sharon Kane, Jamie Gillis, Annette Haven, Blair Harris, John Seeman, Dorothy LeMay, Veri Knotty, Lisa Thatcher, Lysa Thatcher, Susan Nero, H Ming, Kyoto Sun, Monique Cardin, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: TVX
Directed by: Edwin Durell
Release date: 5/2/2006
For the Love Of Pleasure review summaries:
Oddobsessionmovies'
As with the TVX release of (Anna) Obsessed, the film "For The Love Of Pleasure" and the TVX release of said film are very different, so different in places that when watching the uncut version it almost feels like a new movie. That said, the following is a review of the original uncut version off of a 1986 Essex Home Video tape. Anyone even marginally familiar with hardcore films of the 1970s has undoubtedly heard of Annette Haven and Jamie Gillis and as familiar as I am with their work, their roles in this 1979 film has always seemed a bit odd, even by 70s hardcore standards. The plot: **HEREIN MAY LAY SPOILERS** Jamie Gillis is Simon, a down on his luck, petty thief who makes the mistake of breaking into the home of a woman who, upon seeing him, forces him to have sex with her then shoots him to death when her husband comes home. It should be noted that Jamie keeps his gym shoes on throughout the entire sex scene... Gillis ends up in the afterlife where he is greeted by Annette Haven (God?) who provides him with an endless supply of women, food, and finery. [read the full review]
review from 5/14/2006:
As with the TVX release of (Anna) Obsessed, the film "For The Love Of Pleasure" and the TVX release of said film are very different, so different in places that when watching the uncut version it almost feels like a new movie. That said, the following is a review of the original uncut version off of a 1986 Essex Home Video tape. Anyone even marginally familiar with hardcore films of the 1970s has undoubtedly heard of Annette Haven and Jamie Gillis and as familiar as I am with their work, their roles in this 1979 film has always seemed a bit odd, even by 70s hardcore standards. The plot: **HEREIN MAY LAY SPOILERS** Jamie Gillis is Simon, a down on his luck, petty thief who makes the mistake of breaking into the home of a woman who, upon seeing him, forces him to have sex with her then shoots him to death when her husband comes home. It should be noted that Jamie keeps his gym shoes on throughout the entire sex scene... Gillis ends up in the afterlife where he is greeted by Annette Haven (God?) who provides him with an endless supply of women, food, and finery. [read the full review]
3 Wishes review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 102 min. Production Date: 11 / 15 / 2005 Director: Stormy Daniels Cast: Stormy Daniels, Devon Michaels, Eva Angelina, Jasmine Byrne, Lexi LAmour, Jada Fire, Eric Masterson, Tommy Gunn, Billy Glide, Nick Jacobs, Ethan Cage (extras only), and Michael Raven in a non-sex cameo The Short Story Initial Expectations: Stormy Daniels has been making some great movies. Im really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: It's yet another winner from Stormy Daniels. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a feature where the sex seems to get as much attention as the plot Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting an overly artistic movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear, and only has a few very minor background noises. The balance is normally very well done but does falter a time or two (thankfully never so much to really interfere with the action). [read the full review]
review from 2/23/2007:
The Little Details Running Time: 102 min. Production Date: 11 / 15 / 2005 Director: Stormy Daniels Cast: Stormy Daniels, Devon Michaels, Eva Angelina, Jasmine Byrne, Lexi LAmour, Jada Fire, Eric Masterson, Tommy Gunn, Billy Glide, Nick Jacobs, Ethan Cage (extras only), and Michael Raven in a non-sex cameo The Short Story Initial Expectations: Stormy Daniels has been making some great movies. Im really looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: It's yet another winner from Stormy Daniels. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a feature where the sex seems to get as much attention as the plot Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting an overly artistic movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear, and only has a few very minor background noises. The balance is normally very well done but does falter a time or two (thankfully never so much to really interfere with the action). [read the full review]
Wild In Vegas review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
Wild in Vegas is a mixed bag if ever there was one. Combine above-average sex with absolutely worthless footage from the 2005 AVN Convention and youd better have fresh batteries in your remote because the FF button is going to get a workout. First, the sex. Dani Woodward, Taylor Rain, Nadia Styles, and Shy Love all give solid performances in their one-on-one romps. Taylor and Shy do anal, and Dani, Nadia, and Shy take open-mouth facials. The three-way lezfest between Randi Wright, Justine Jolie, and Violet Blue contains little heat and is strictly filler for fans of any of these three. In between the sex scenes is what amounts to a 30-minute promotion for Andrea Brooke and her suitcase pimp, Zolar. Brooke won a 2002 contest and is now referred to as Miss Howard Stern. She has competed in, and won, a couple Dumbest Stripper contests, which will come as no surprise to anyone watching her here. Despite an absolutely horrid sound quality throughout the movie, Brookes lack of personality and self-esteem comes shining through. [read the full review]
review from 10/8/2006:
Wild in Vegas is a mixed bag if ever there was one. Combine above-average sex with absolutely worthless footage from the 2005 AVN Convention and youd better have fresh batteries in your remote because the FF button is going to get a workout. First, the sex. Dani Woodward, Taylor Rain, Nadia Styles, and Shy Love all give solid performances in their one-on-one romps. Taylor and Shy do anal, and Dani, Nadia, and Shy take open-mouth facials. The three-way lezfest between Randi Wright, Justine Jolie, and Violet Blue contains little heat and is strictly filler for fans of any of these three. In between the sex scenes is what amounts to a 30-minute promotion for Andrea Brooke and her suitcase pimp, Zolar. Brooke won a 2002 contest and is now referred to as Miss Howard Stern. She has competed in, and won, a couple Dumbest Stripper contests, which will come as no surprise to anyone watching her here. Despite an absolutely horrid sound quality throughout the movie, Brookes lack of personality and self-esteem comes shining through. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Robert Malone, Gianfranco, Billy Dee, Carole, Joy Karins, Luigi De Giostri, Emanuela Muller, Delise’, Serena Scotti, Barbara Morris, Sammy Barbanera, Sorrano, Giancarlo Seri, Sergio Faretti, Sergio Cavaliere, Bertamino Popoli, Sergio Angrisani, Luigi de Caratto, Franco Corvara, Ciro de Crescenzo, Paolo Bertolli, Sandro Faretti
Studio: Colmax
Directed by: Mario Salieri
Release date: 4/23/2006
Vices Italiens 1 & 2 review summaries:
Gabriel Nine's
Vices Italiens 1 & 2 Though infamous Italian director Mario Salieri may have acquired a reputation over time for directing elegantly debauched movies shot with great style and attention to detail, this was not always the case, as Vices Italiens (a re-packaging of Sex Camorra, which Id suggest is possibly even older than the 1992 original release quoted by EGAFD) readily proves. This tawdry tale is a rough and ready melodrama, a latter day morality tale trawling the Neapolitan underworld, laden with hammy acting, poorly staged shoot-outs and terribly static camerawork that gives the whole movie the look and feel of a particularly cheap soap opera. Vices Italiens stars Roberto Malone as a degenerate low-level mob boss who, over the course of the two parts and several sleazy scenes, plumbs increasingly desperate depths of depravity. [read the full review]
review from 4/23/2006:
Vices Italiens 1 & 2 Though infamous Italian director Mario Salieri may have acquired a reputation over time for directing elegantly debauched movies shot with great style and attention to detail, this was not always the case, as Vices Italiens (a re-packaging of Sex Camorra, which Id suggest is possibly even older than the 1992 original release quoted by EGAFD) readily proves. This tawdry tale is a rough and ready melodrama, a latter day morality tale trawling the Neapolitan underworld, laden with hammy acting, poorly staged shoot-outs and terribly static camerawork that gives the whole movie the look and feel of a particularly cheap soap opera. Vices Italiens stars Roberto Malone as a degenerate low-level mob boss who, over the course of the two parts and several sleazy scenes, plumbs increasingly desperate depths of depravity. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Holmes, Roger Caine, Patti Lee, Alex Elliot, Susan Westcott, Judy Angel, Gerard Broulard, Becky Sharpe, Andy Bellamy, Charles Lish, Lynn Holmes, Sheldon Lee, Ann Perry
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Walt Davis
Release date: 4/22/2006
Let Me Count the Lays review summaries:
Flash's
Let Me Count the Lays is an early adult feature film which is composed mostly of previously made loops and scenes from other existing films. Walt Davis did a good job of stitching together the scenes to create a film with a narrative that could almost pass itself as a new film and is far from the worst that came out from the era. As to whether the film is worth watching, I guess that depends on the viewers themselves. Caballero has done a decent job with the video and audio on this release but heavily skimped on the extras. [read the full review]
review from 5/10/2016:
Let Me Count the Lays is an early adult feature film which is composed mostly of previously made loops and scenes from other existing films. Walt Davis did a good job of stitching together the scenes to create a film with a narrative that could almost pass itself as a new film and is far from the worst that came out from the era. As to whether the film is worth watching, I guess that depends on the viewers themselves. Caballero has done a decent job with the video and audio on this release but heavily skimped on the extras. [read the full review]
Rendezvous (Wicked) review summaries:
Sexyhard's
If you are looking for a well-filmed feature, this is better than 99 of the porn out there. If you're a raincoater, Joanna Storm might make you bust a nut. The rest of the scenes are hot, but don't sizzle. [read the full review]
review from 2/17/2009:
If you are looking for a well-filmed feature, this is better than 99 of the porn out there. If you're a raincoater, Joanna Storm might make you bust a nut. The rest of the scenes are hot, but don't sizzle. [read the full review]
Gunth's
Plot/Story: Randy is a 40 something business man in a loveless marriage. During a business trip to Europe he wakes up to find Carmen Hart sharing a bed with him. What follows is a hilarious series of events culminating with Randy coming to understand the meaning of love and happiness, along with some great sex. I dont want to explain the plot too much because there are some surprises in it that are better left untold. Scenes: Barrett Blade and Jamie Huxley: Randy attempts to call his wife from the hotel, but she is too busy getting fucked. Nice little scene. Both performers were smiling at each other during the oral action, with a little bit of giggling and quick kisses. This is a lot more like two kids in love than a cheating spouse scene. I like how she sucks her thumb while getting done doggy style. Ends in a nice facial and cleanup. Randy passes out in bed to dream of a woman walking in. Randy takes her shoes off and puts then in his mouth while she massages his dick wither her feet and he sucks on toes. [read the full review]
review from 5/27/2006:
Plot/Story: Randy is a 40 something business man in a loveless marriage. During a business trip to Europe he wakes up to find Carmen Hart sharing a bed with him. What follows is a hilarious series of events culminating with Randy coming to understand the meaning of love and happiness, along with some great sex. I dont want to explain the plot too much because there are some surprises in it that are better left untold. Scenes: Barrett Blade and Jamie Huxley: Randy attempts to call his wife from the hotel, but she is too busy getting fucked. Nice little scene. Both performers were smiling at each other during the oral action, with a little bit of giggling and quick kisses. This is a lot more like two kids in love than a cheating spouse scene. I like how she sucks her thumb while getting done doggy style. Ends in a nice facial and cleanup. Randy passes out in bed to dream of a woman walking in. Randy takes her shoes off and puts then in his mouth while she massages his dick wither her feet and he sucks on toes. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Linda Lovelace, Harry Reems, Carol Connors, Gerard Damiano, Bob Phillips, Dolly Sharp, Bill Harrison, John Byron, Ted Street, William Love, Michael Powers
Studio: High Def Erotica
Directed by: Gerard Damiano
Release date: 4/6/2006
Deep Throat (High Def Home Ent) review summaries:
Flash's
Deep Throat is a historically significant film within the adult film industry due to the part the film played in kicking off the porno chic era. That aside, Deep Throat is nowhere near the best film to come out of the golden age of adult films nor was it anywhere near the best film to have been made by Gerard Damiano. Deep Throat is a cute comedy that will give the viewer some laughs and offers some nice looking sex scenes. Deep Throat is worth watching but don't expect anything groundbreaking here. High Def Home Entertainment has done a frustrating job with their DVD release of Deep Throat. The image and audio quality on the release are great but the film is presented in non-anamorphic widescreen. [read the full review]
review from 11/18/2017:
Deep Throat is a historically significant film within the adult film industry due to the part the film played in kicking off the porno chic era. That aside, Deep Throat is nowhere near the best film to come out of the golden age of adult films nor was it anywhere near the best film to have been made by Gerard Damiano. Deep Throat is a cute comedy that will give the viewer some laughs and offers some nice looking sex scenes. Deep Throat is worth watching but don't expect anything groundbreaking here. High Def Home Entertainment has done a frustrating job with their DVD release of Deep Throat. The image and audio quality on the release are great but the film is presented in non-anamorphic widescreen. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Amber Lynn, Randy West, Porsche Lynn, Kristara Barrington, Tony Montana, Blondi, Lorrie Lovett, Mauvais DeNoir, Gary Barker
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Jack Remy
Release date: 3/30/2006
Jane Bond Meets Octopussy review summaries:
fu_q's
"Jane Bond Meets Octopussy" (Caballero / Jack Remy) is a fun and clever porn flick from yesteryear that features the legendary Amber Lynn as Jane Bond and Kristara Barrington as her lesbian arch-nemesis, Octopussy... hence the title. What results is an enjoyable adult film that features some hot boinking and that doesn’t take itself too seriously, all the while providing a loose, tongue-in-cheek parody of the popular, mainstream spy series of a similar title. [read the full review]
review from 3/19/2012:
"Jane Bond Meets Octopussy" (Caballero / Jack Remy) is a fun and clever porn flick from yesteryear that features the legendary Amber Lynn as Jane Bond and Kristara Barrington as her lesbian arch-nemesis, Octopussy... hence the title. What results is an enjoyable adult film that features some hot boinking and that doesn’t take itself too seriously, all the while providing a loose, tongue-in-cheek parody of the popular, mainstream spy series of a similar title. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Annette Haven, Sharon Thorpe, Bonnie Holiday, Barry Vane, Janet Ross, James Hong, Todd Jones, Bob Carr, Lou Ganapoler, Pamela Young, Tom Douglass, Bruce Sung, Steve LaBounty, Frank Pauchert, Edwin Gilman, Michael Forster, Ken Moshesh, Nathan McGee, Susie Song Li, Summer Brown, Donna Chrisaphina, Tammy Van Upp, Tyler Baylis, Lee Williams, Roahne Alexander
Studio: TVX
Directed by: Paul Aratow
Release date: 3/24/2006
China Girl (TVX) review summaries:
Flash's
China Girl is a great feature film to have come from the 1970s featuring a fun plot, nice sex scenes, and good acting. Fans of plotted feature films should find a lot to like here. Sadly this release from TVX Home Video is sad and will disappoint fans of the film. [read the full review]
review from 12/28/2015:
China Girl is a great feature film to have come from the 1970s featuring a fun plot, nice sex scenes, and good acting. Fans of plotted feature films should find a lot to like here. Sadly this release from TVX Home Video is sad and will disappoint fans of the film. [read the full review]
Oddobsessionmovies'
When trying to examine a classic hardcore film, one must take several things into consideration: 1) The acting/plot might not be as good or coherent as one might like, and what is usually left is akin to grade B Hollywood fare. 2) There will probably be too much sex and it will take away from the story. 3) The production values won't always be top notch. Well China Girl is one of those rare films that truly does work "both ways" so to speak. In one sense, it is a sex filled hardcore romp and on the other hand, a rather mild B-movie style spy yarn. Featuring the beautiful Annette Haven in her first major starring role, China Girl revolves around a silly storyline of a secret government science project to create a drug which makes people have to tell everything they know about some prompted topic, sort of like truth serum, I guess. Sound confusing? To be honest, the exact purpose of this drug is never made clear so forgive me. [read the full review]
review from 5/11/2006:
When trying to examine a classic hardcore film, one must take several things into consideration: 1) The acting/plot might not be as good or coherent as one might like, and what is usually left is akin to grade B Hollywood fare. 2) There will probably be too much sex and it will take away from the story. 3) The production values won't always be top notch. Well China Girl is one of those rare films that truly does work "both ways" so to speak. In one sense, it is a sex filled hardcore romp and on the other hand, a rather mild B-movie style spy yarn. Featuring the beautiful Annette Haven in her first major starring role, China Girl revolves around a silly storyline of a secret government science project to create a drug which makes people have to tell everything they know about some prompted topic, sort of like truth serum, I guess. Sound confusing? To be honest, the exact purpose of this drug is never made clear so forgive me. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sharon Kane, John Holmes, Jeff Scott, Johnny Harden, Mimi Morgan, Laurien Dominique, Susan Nero, Tony Bond, Aubrey Nichols, Candida Royalle, Lisa K. Loring, Nala Grebloc, Bob Glen
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Alan Colberg, Laurie Colberg
Release date: 3/21/2006
Sissy's Hot Summer review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 73 min. Production Date: 1979 Director: Aaron Colberg Cast: Aubrey Nichols, Sharon Kane (listed here as Jennifer Walker), Laurien Dominique, Lisa K. Loring, Mimi Morgan (listed here as Michelle Moore), Susan Nero, Jeff Scott, Joey Silvera, John Holmes, Johnny Hardin, Tony Bond, and Candida Royalle in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: Golden age porn can be very hit or miss for me, but it's going to be fun to see Sharon Kane back when she first started. Initial Reaction: It's nothing special. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting short scenes Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a DVD where it looks like the company cares about their product The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are fairly poor. The audio is decently balanced, and I didn't really notice any background noises to interfere with the action. The video is presented in the full frame format, and showed very little effort. [read the full review]
review from 2/5/2007:
The Little Details Running Time: 73 min. Production Date: 1979 Director: Aaron Colberg Cast: Aubrey Nichols, Sharon Kane (listed here as Jennifer Walker), Laurien Dominique, Lisa K. Loring, Mimi Morgan (listed here as Michelle Moore), Susan Nero, Jeff Scott, Joey Silvera, John Holmes, Johnny Hardin, Tony Bond, and Candida Royalle in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: Golden age porn can be very hit or miss for me, but it's going to be fun to see Sharon Kane back when she first started. Initial Reaction: It's nothing special. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting short scenes Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a DVD where it looks like the company cares about their product The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are fairly poor. The audio is decently balanced, and I didn't really notice any background noises to interfere with the action. The video is presented in the full frame format, and showed very little effort. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Charmane Star, Reno, Nick Manning, Jezebelle Bond, Katie Morgan, Barrett Blade, McKenzie Lee, Kirsten Price, Justin Syder, Chris Slater
Studio: Club Jenna
Directed by: Red Ezra
Release date: 3/21/2006
Previews: Previews
McKenzie Made review summaries:
bono-ONE's
Well fans time to slip into the player a title that's been on my list to watch since well before December when I believe it was supposed to be released. The star of this title is McKenzie Lee who won the Best New Starlet award at the recent AVN awards and finally we get some new product featuring this sexy British gal. This movie as I watched it had a very artsy look to it with some interesting lighting choices- in the Katie Morgan/ McKenzie and Nick Manning three way there was some red light bathing Katie while she was being fucked plus when the scene first began and we had some tease footage of her. There seemed to be a lot of quick edits too which I didn't like to much. I would have liked some of the shots to last longer especially during the Sandra Shine/ McKenzie scene which really felt short to me. One great thing about this scene, though, is there was lots of kissing though the scene was set in what appeared to be a strip club so there was a hazy/ smokey look to the action so the picture wasn't as clear as it could have been. [read the full review]
review from 4/17/2006:
Well fans time to slip into the player a title that's been on my list to watch since well before December when I believe it was supposed to be released. The star of this title is McKenzie Lee who won the Best New Starlet award at the recent AVN awards and finally we get some new product featuring this sexy British gal. This movie as I watched it had a very artsy look to it with some interesting lighting choices- in the Katie Morgan/ McKenzie and Nick Manning three way there was some red light bathing Katie while she was being fucked plus when the scene first began and we had some tease footage of her. There seemed to be a lot of quick edits too which I didn't like to much. I would have liked some of the shots to last longer especially during the Sandra Shine/ McKenzie scene which really felt short to me. One great thing about this scene, though, is there was lots of kissing though the scene was set in what appeared to be a strip club so there was a hazy/ smokey look to the action so the picture wasn't as clear as it could have been. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kimberly Kane, Jenna Haze, Carmen Luvana, Felix Vicious, Julie Night, Nicole Scott, Angela Stone, Kirsten Price, Nicki Hunter, Austyn Moore, Alisa Knight
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Wesley Emerson
Release date: 3/20/2006
Previews: Previews
Carmen & Austyn review summaries:
barrettman's
Synopsis Not the worlds biggest g/g fan...however Mrs B loves watching girls lovin' girls so what can I do ? Besides, with Carmen, Austyn & Jenna Haze involved, maybe it won't be half bad. What I Liked We each liked the casting a lot...Felix Vicious is hot, Kirsten Price could be Monique Alexander's twin sister, Kim Kane is beautiful...we allready know Carmen , Austyn, & Jenna are hot. The sex ? Good vigorous sex in Nikki Hunter and Julie Knights' scene, lots of hard edged vaginal and anal strap on fuckin',but they arent as easy on the eyes as the other gals. Felix dominates ( literally )Nicole Scott into licking milk out of a dish, and submit to Felix's sexual orders. Great eye candy here, ok sex. Jenna and Kim's scene gives us some MAJOR eye candy, and, some sexual heat. We both loved seeing Kim lick Jenna from her foot to her thigh. Jenna gets her pussy dildoed while Kim throws in some analingus free of charge. Nice. Happy now, Jenna flips Kim over and dildos' the beejesus out of Kim's ass. [read the full review]
review from 4/21/2006:
Synopsis Not the worlds biggest g/g fan...however Mrs B loves watching girls lovin' girls so what can I do ? Besides, with Carmen, Austyn & Jenna Haze involved, maybe it won't be half bad. What I Liked We each liked the casting a lot...Felix Vicious is hot, Kirsten Price could be Monique Alexander's twin sister, Kim Kane is beautiful...we allready know Carmen , Austyn, & Jenna are hot. The sex ? Good vigorous sex in Nikki Hunter and Julie Knights' scene, lots of hard edged vaginal and anal strap on fuckin',but they arent as easy on the eyes as the other gals. Felix dominates ( literally )Nicole Scott into licking milk out of a dish, and submit to Felix's sexual orders. Great eye candy here, ok sex. Jenna and Kim's scene gives us some MAJOR eye candy, and, some sexual heat. We both loved seeing Kim lick Jenna from her foot to her thigh. Jenna gets her pussy dildoed while Kim throws in some analingus free of charge. Nice. Happy now, Jenna flips Kim over and dildos' the beejesus out of Kim's ass. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mike Horner, Molly O'Brien, Megan Leigh, Chrystal Cluster
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: John T. Bone
Release date: 3/18/2006
Hello Molly review summaries:
fu_q's
“Hello Molly” is a good, late-80s production from Caballero and John T. Bone that stars cute blonde Molly O’Brien as a Senator’s nymphomaniac wife whose sexual escapades have attracted the attention of a determined stalker (Marc Wallice). [read the full review]
review from 9/18/2011:
“Hello Molly” is a good, late-80s production from Caballero and John T. Bone that stars cute blonde Molly O’Brien as a Senator’s nymphomaniac wife whose sexual escapades have attracted the attention of a determined stalker (Marc Wallice). [read the full review]
Naked Goddess 2 review summaries:
barrettman's
Overview At the end of Vol.1, poor Moana had failed to get Jonathan Morgan to respond to her charms. 2 questions Vol. 2 needs to answer....1) Do we get more hot sex from the late Italian Goddess ? and 2) Will mopey Morgan ever get pumped-up penis for Poazza's pussy ? Lets see. What I Liked Miss Moana. Damn she was sexy, long blond hair, big, real breasts, loved anal. Yeah she was something. Sexy? Well read this and decide for yourself...before being boned by a masked man, he asks Moana, ' how will you give pleasure ?' Moana's response....' with my mouth, with my cunt, and with my ass'(!!!!). Yes please ! And then she proceeds to do all that , and then some, taking a ball draining facial and loving it. Mmmm. Another hot scene for me was where Moana gets a slow sexy oil massage from smoking hot cutie Flame. You'll want to have some oil of your' own on hand too. Flame decides after doing Moana's bod, that Moana's pussy and ass could use a tongue massage too. [read the full review]
review from 4/7/2006:
Overview At the end of Vol.1, poor Moana had failed to get Jonathan Morgan to respond to her charms. 2 questions Vol. 2 needs to answer....1) Do we get more hot sex from the late Italian Goddess ? and 2) Will mopey Morgan ever get pumped-up penis for Poazza's pussy ? Lets see. What I Liked Miss Moana. Damn she was sexy, long blond hair, big, real breasts, loved anal. Yeah she was something. Sexy? Well read this and decide for yourself...before being boned by a masked man, he asks Moana, ' how will you give pleasure ?' Moana's response....' with my mouth, with my cunt, and with my ass'(!!!!). Yes please ! And then she proceeds to do all that , and then some, taking a ball draining facial and loving it. Mmmm. Another hot scene for me was where Moana gets a slow sexy oil massage from smoking hot cutie Flame. You'll want to have some oil of your' own on hand too. Flame decides after doing Moana's bod, that Moana's pussy and ass could use a tongue massage too. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Lee Stone, Talon, Michelle B., Marie Luv, Alec Knight, James Deen, Naudia Nyce, Liv Wylder, Georgia Peaches
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Barry Wood
Release date: 3/17/2006
In the End Zone review summaries:
picman's
Prologue VCA has been churning out a lot of interesting looking smut lately with directors whose names I've never encountered before. Maybe they're aliases for better known shooters. Barry Wood has his name on a few of these titles, and this one sports Marie Luv on the cover. That's an immediate attention grabber for me. Her cohorts include Georgia Peach, Naudia Nyce, Michelle B and Liv Wylder. That's a pretty solid cast. Speaking of solid, wood is provided by Talon, James Deen, Alec Knight, Evan and Lee Stone. There seems to be some kind of football premise to tie things together, hence the title. I'm going to start my review by lodging a complaint with VCA before I forget. I'm sick of videos being frontloaded with trailers, choosing menu and getting more trailers before I can view the film herein. I'm perfectly capable of making my own choices regarding the viewing of trailers. In fact, I like them. But only when I want to see them. [read the full review]
review from 5/17/2006:
Prologue VCA has been churning out a lot of interesting looking smut lately with directors whose names I've never encountered before. Maybe they're aliases for better known shooters. Barry Wood has his name on a few of these titles, and this one sports Marie Luv on the cover. That's an immediate attention grabber for me. Her cohorts include Georgia Peach, Naudia Nyce, Michelle B and Liv Wylder. That's a pretty solid cast. Speaking of solid, wood is provided by Talon, James Deen, Alec Knight, Evan and Lee Stone. There seems to be some kind of football premise to tie things together, hence the title. I'm going to start my review by lodging a complaint with VCA before I forget. I'm sick of videos being frontloaded with trailers, choosing menu and getting more trailers before I can view the film herein. I'm perfectly capable of making my own choices regarding the viewing of trailers. In fact, I like them. But only when I want to see them. [read the full review]
Industry (Vivid) review summaries:
vodka tonic's
Director : ChiChi LaRueVideography : FliktorCast : Mercedez, Jenna Haze, TJ Hart, Barbara Summer, Nicole Sheridan, Jamie Huxley, Johnny Castle, Voodoo, Jerry, Manuel Ferrara, Jean ValjeanRunning time : 120 min.DVD Extras : chapters, positions room, sex ads, trailers, photo gallery, behind-the-scenes, bonus clips, Vivid products, websiteTrailers : Devil in Ms Jones, Out of Place, Take my Wife, Time for Briana5 Bonus Clips :Savanna Samson & Tony Tedeschi in Fetish Underground Briana Banks & John Strong in Session Mercedez & Steven St Croix in Sweetie Baby Sunrise Adams & Randy Spears in Vicious Streak Devon, Kobe Tai & Sky in Where the Boys Arent 13 BTS (20 min) : Starts with Jamie Huxleys pretty girls, then Chi Chi gives directions for her upcoming threesome. From there on, the focus is on Mercedez, who explains her plans for her post-Vivid future, most notably work on her web presence and her efforts to pull off harder sex scenes. WHOS DOING WHO :1) TJ HART & JOHNNY CASTLETJ looks smashing with shorter hair, heavy make-up and torn clothing. Her partner is very easy on the eyes too. [read the full review]
review from 10/3/2006:
Director : ChiChi LaRueVideography : FliktorCast : Mercedez, Jenna Haze, TJ Hart, Barbara Summer, Nicole Sheridan, Jamie Huxley, Johnny Castle, Voodoo, Jerry, Manuel Ferrara, Jean ValjeanRunning time : 120 min.DVD Extras : chapters, positions room, sex ads, trailers, photo gallery, behind-the-scenes, bonus clips, Vivid products, websiteTrailers : Devil in Ms Jones, Out of Place, Take my Wife, Time for Briana5 Bonus Clips :Savanna Samson & Tony Tedeschi in Fetish Underground Briana Banks & John Strong in Session Mercedez & Steven St Croix in Sweetie Baby Sunrise Adams & Randy Spears in Vicious Streak Devon, Kobe Tai & Sky in Where the Boys Arent 13 BTS (20 min) : Starts with Jamie Huxleys pretty girls, then Chi Chi gives directions for her upcoming threesome. From there on, the focus is on Mercedez, who explains her plans for her post-Vivid future, most notably work on her web presence and her efforts to pull off harder sex scenes. WHOS DOING WHO :1) TJ HART & JOHNNY CASTLETJ looks smashing with shorter hair, heavy make-up and torn clothing. Her partner is very easy on the eyes too. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Katie Morgan, Sativa Rose, Seth Dickens, Alicia Angel, Austyn Moore
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Andre Madness
Release date: 3/11/2006
Previews: Previews
University Of Austyn 2 review summaries:
barrettman's
Overview Just like ' Britney Rears', you had to figure ' U of A ' was gonna get a ( groan) sequel. Actually the first ' U of A' had sexy Tory Lane, Rita Faltoyano, and cute newbie Austyn Moore making it a pretty decent couples flick. Will version 2.0 be a step forward or a step backwards ? Let's find out. What I Liked Umm, we're in trouble when my fave scene in a flick is the g/g scene. Gotta say, Sativa and Austyn are an all natural sight, and seeing them enjoy each other's sexy bods was pretty hot, still, this was 'bout it here for me. Oh wait, Alicia Angel's scene here was allright, in fact it was the only one here with anal lovin' and a pretty good face blast, she too is a all natural, brunette cutie. Mrs B. really dug the 1st one a lot , yet here she really only liked the above 2 scenes I mentioned. [read the full review]
review from 3/27/2006:
Overview Just like ' Britney Rears', you had to figure ' U of A ' was gonna get a ( groan) sequel. Actually the first ' U of A' had sexy Tory Lane, Rita Faltoyano, and cute newbie Austyn Moore making it a pretty decent couples flick. Will version 2.0 be a step forward or a step backwards ? Let's find out. What I Liked Umm, we're in trouble when my fave scene in a flick is the g/g scene. Gotta say, Sativa and Austyn are an all natural sight, and seeing them enjoy each other's sexy bods was pretty hot, still, this was 'bout it here for me. Oh wait, Alicia Angel's scene here was allright, in fact it was the only one here with anal lovin' and a pretty good face blast, she too is a all natural, brunette cutie. Mrs B. really dug the 1st one a lot , yet here she really only liked the above 2 scenes I mentioned. [read the full review]
Women on Top (Wicked) review summaries:
astroknight's
Michael Raven gets artistic and satirical as he skewers modern day porno. jessica drake takes the lead here as the roles are reversed with women getting the power and not being afraid to use it. The technical aspects show great care and as usual with Wicked Pictures, there's some nice care put into the extras. This is a solid release that's definitely worth picking up if you're even the least bit interested. [read the full review]
review from 9/25/2013:
Michael Raven gets artistic and satirical as he skewers modern day porno. jessica drake takes the lead here as the roles are reversed with women getting the power and not being afraid to use it. The technical aspects show great care and as usual with Wicked Pictures, there's some nice care put into the extras. This is a solid release that's definitely worth picking up if you're even the least bit interested. [read the full review]
Atomic Vixens review summaries:
Gunth's
Plot/Story: Atomic vixens is very well done Austin Powers knockoff. Instead of Dr. Evil, we have L.I.M.P., a diabolical organization who has taken over the United Nations nuclear base on the moon. They are holding the world hostage. Their demands are simple, the total enslavement of all the worlds women! In this time of crisis, the UN turns to the Atomic Vixens for salvation. With girls like Jade Minx, White Queen, Anita Goodbang, Roxy Brown, and the fembots SQ-24 and TS-64, the world should be in good hands. Scenes: Jade Starr and Mika Tan: we start out with a superb lesbian scene. This is the first I have seen of Jade Starr, but I would like to see more. While all the girls in the movie have the alternative thing going, she pulls it off the best: Pale skin, dark hair, small breasts, tattoos on each arm, dark eye shadow, and perfect body. These girls really know how to lick pussy, and the camera does a good job of picking up every little detail. Also some nice kissing. [read the full review]
review from 5/29/2006:
Plot/Story: Atomic vixens is very well done Austin Powers knockoff. Instead of Dr. Evil, we have L.I.M.P., a diabolical organization who has taken over the United Nations nuclear base on the moon. They are holding the world hostage. Their demands are simple, the total enslavement of all the worlds women! In this time of crisis, the UN turns to the Atomic Vixens for salvation. With girls like Jade Minx, White Queen, Anita Goodbang, Roxy Brown, and the fembots SQ-24 and TS-64, the world should be in good hands. Scenes: Jade Starr and Mika Tan: we start out with a superb lesbian scene. This is the first I have seen of Jade Starr, but I would like to see more. While all the girls in the movie have the alternative thing going, she pulls it off the best: Pale skin, dark hair, small breasts, tattoos on each arm, dark eye shadow, and perfect body. These girls really know how to lick pussy, and the camera does a good job of picking up every little detail. Also some nice kissing. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Margaret, Brooklyn, Joanna Angel, Presley Paige, Tommy Pistol
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Doug Sakmann
Release date: 3/6/2006
Previews: Previews
Re-Penetrator review summaries:
skronker's
I've been a fan of Joanna Angel and her website Burning Angel since awhile before the "alt.porn" craze got going. I live in Brooklyn, and sometimes go to her nabe, Williamsburg, to drink, and ran across a bartender who was talking about Joanna and the site. It turns out the bartender is actually ON the site, so i decided to investigate. I really enjoy the approach, almost in the old, "hey kids, let's put on a show," but with piercings, tattoos, and real cumshots. Since then, a lot has happened for Joanna, and while she seems to have triggered the strange affections of Luke Ford, as well as the requisite backlash, I think it's all pretty funny. People take this shit too seriously. All the footage on this DVD comes from the site. The "Re-Penetrator" clip is a featurette that spoofs the Stuart Gordon horror classic "Re-Animator," in broad, campy terms (and considering how campy the source was, it's pretty campy). To be honest, I don't find the scene interesting or sexy. [read the full review]
review from 3/31/2006:
I've been a fan of Joanna Angel and her website Burning Angel since awhile before the "alt.porn" craze got going. I live in Brooklyn, and sometimes go to her nabe, Williamsburg, to drink, and ran across a bartender who was talking about Joanna and the site. It turns out the bartender is actually ON the site, so i decided to investigate. I really enjoy the approach, almost in the old, "hey kids, let's put on a show," but with piercings, tattoos, and real cumshots. Since then, a lot has happened for Joanna, and while she seems to have triggered the strange affections of Luke Ford, as well as the requisite backlash, I think it's all pretty funny. People take this shit too seriously. All the footage on this DVD comes from the site. The "Re-Penetrator" clip is a featurette that spoofs the Stuart Gordon horror classic "Re-Animator," in broad, campy terms (and considering how campy the source was, it's pretty campy). To be honest, I don't find the scene interesting or sexy. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
Well if you don't have a bloody she-hulk fantasy, this alt porn short is not for you. Re-Penetrator, a clever title and originally released as on the Burning Angel website, is a spoof of all the schlocky horror movies out there. Usually kids would have sex and then the bad guy would kill them. Except this time, Joanna Angel is a zombie reanimated by mad scientist Tommy Pistol and the first thing that comes out of her mouth (besides the fake blood) is "Balls" in a spoof off the zombie mantra, "Brains". I've reviewed zombie porn before in Dawn of the Head but this release takes it to another level. Where a zombie Gia Paloma in Dawn was ferally attractive, Joanna (who I think is very attractive behind the gunk) looks like a repulsive cartoon character. I made the mistake of watching the director's cut where there is fake blood everywhere. Joanna gurgles fake blood as she blows Tommy. Her pussy oozes fake blood when Tommy eats her. The sex was just standard if you can get past all the schlock. [read the full review]
review from 3/29/2006:
Well if you don't have a bloody she-hulk fantasy, this alt porn short is not for you. Re-Penetrator, a clever title and originally released as on the Burning Angel website, is a spoof of all the schlocky horror movies out there. Usually kids would have sex and then the bad guy would kill them. Except this time, Joanna Angel is a zombie reanimated by mad scientist Tommy Pistol and the first thing that comes out of her mouth (besides the fake blood) is "Balls" in a spoof off the zombie mantra, "Brains". I've reviewed zombie porn before in Dawn of the Head but this release takes it to another level. Where a zombie Gia Paloma in Dawn was ferally attractive, Joanna (who I think is very attractive behind the gunk) looks like a repulsive cartoon character. I made the mistake of watching the director's cut where there is fake blood everywhere. Joanna gurgles fake blood as she blows Tommy. Her pussy oozes fake blood when Tommy eats her. The sex was just standard if you can get past all the schlock. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Mark Davis, Mia Smiles, Chris Charming, Lee Stone, Carmen Luvana, Melissa Lauren, Sondra Romain
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Barry Wood
Release date: 3/4/2006
Previews: Previews
Flesh Gallery: Every Picture Tells A Story review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
Flesh Gallery is an artsy couples film with some decent talent and average sex. The whole thing is shot in dark locations, there is no dialogue, and one of the scenes is so chopped up it might as well be on five separate discs. Carmen Luvana and Manuel Ferrara start things off in an art gallery. Theres no opening blowjob, Manuel just plays with her a bit and shoves his cock into her. Then the scene stops Dark-haired Melissa Lauren (I liked her looks better as a blonde) and Chris Charming are next. Theres some anal action here and a money shot on her tits. Carmen and Manuel are back, and theyoh, who cares, Ive lost interest because I know theyll show portions of this scene at the end of each of the following vignettes and it cannot hold my interest in that way. Sandra Romaine and Lee Stone are in a dark bar on the pool table. They romp through the usual position changes before Sandra lets Lee do a bank shot on her mug. Next comes a girl-girl between Mia Smiles andta daCarmen Luvana. [read the full review]
review from 6/27/2006:
Flesh Gallery is an artsy couples film with some decent talent and average sex. The whole thing is shot in dark locations, there is no dialogue, and one of the scenes is so chopped up it might as well be on five separate discs. Carmen Luvana and Manuel Ferrara start things off in an art gallery. Theres no opening blowjob, Manuel just plays with her a bit and shoves his cock into her. Then the scene stops Dark-haired Melissa Lauren (I liked her looks better as a blonde) and Chris Charming are next. Theres some anal action here and a money shot on her tits. Carmen and Manuel are back, and theyoh, who cares, Ive lost interest because I know theyll show portions of this scene at the end of each of the following vignettes and it cannot hold my interest in that way. Sandra Romaine and Lee Stone are in a dark bar on the pool table. They romp through the usual position changes before Sandra lets Lee do a bank shot on her mug. Next comes a girl-girl between Mia Smiles andta daCarmen Luvana. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Joey Silvera, Annette Haven, Kelly Nichols, R. Bolla, George Payne, Chelsea Blake, Annette Heinz, Cassandra Leigh, Michelle Maren, Jeffrey Wallach, Joyce Snyder, Darla Davies, Louise Book, Alexis Boumakis, David Bruce, Zoa Colin, Nan Meier, Bari Slade, A. Von Tgard, Michael Hault
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Release date: 3/3/2006
Public Affairs (Caballero) review summaries:
fu_q's
It's sex, lies, and audiotape, when a corrupt, hypocritical politician (Paul Thomas)--whose anti-porn campaigning is almost as flagrant as his ass-obsessed womanizing--opts to make a run for the Senate in the state of New York. Of course, behind him are myriad sordid characters, including a lowlife pimp (Joey Silvera), a more-and-more jealous by-the-minute assistant (Annette Heinz), and a German real estate tycoon seeking favors (R. Bolla)...all aiding him in maintaining both his campaign and his false, squeaky clean image. The only person standing in his way? A courageous reporter (Annette Haven) who's both onto his game and looking to show him for who he really is. Such is the case in "Public Affairs", a very good, 1983 release from Caballero and director Henri Pachard. [read the full review]
review from 9/6/2017:
It's sex, lies, and audiotape, when a corrupt, hypocritical politician (Paul Thomas)--whose anti-porn campaigning is almost as flagrant as his ass-obsessed womanizing--opts to make a run for the Senate in the state of New York. Of course, behind him are myriad sordid characters, including a lowlife pimp (Joey Silvera), a more-and-more jealous by-the-minute assistant (Annette Heinz), and a German real estate tycoon seeking favors (R. Bolla)...all aiding him in maintaining both his campaign and his false, squeaky clean image. The only person standing in his way? A courageous reporter (Annette Haven) who's both onto his game and looking to show him for who he really is. Such is the case in "Public Affairs", a very good, 1983 release from Caballero and director Henri Pachard. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Shanna McCullough, Steve Drake, Billy Dee, Viper, Buddy Love, Krista Lane, Shone Taylor, Krystal Lane, Nikki Knight
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Harold Lime
Release date: 2/28/2006
Captain Hooker & Peter Porn review summaries:
Flash's
Captain Hooker & Peter Porn is an average adult movie to come out of the 80s. The plot is basically throwaway and exists only to be able to call the movie a feature. The sex is good and there was some good set work. Caballero's release is disappointing. [read the full review]
review from 1/11/2016:
Captain Hooker & Peter Porn is an average adult movie to come out of the 80s. The plot is basically throwaway and exists only to be able to call the movie a feature. The sex is good and there was some good set work. Caballero's release is disappointing. [read the full review]
Private Movies 25: Off Limits review summaries:
BouneEm's
I picked this up mainly because it's a Private Movie, looks like a high production value film with a big pair of tits right on the cover. Good enough. When I watch it I realize it's another new experiment by Private: send European director Andrea Di Angelo to the US and see what he can do with an All-American cast. Scene 1: Tory Lane and (Frank) Brooke Heaven calls up her husband Frank (I don't the actor's name) at work to see she can have lunch with him. But he's actually at a rendevous with Tory Lane and lies through his teeth to get her off the phone. Tory calls him a liar but snuggle up to him. The camera fuzzes out and come back in focus with the two fully naked. I hate that! Why not take a minute or two to strip? Anyway the guy licks Tory for a long while, and then Tory sucks him. This guy has one of the lamest and ugliest penis in porn. Not very long, totally lacking in girth, soft and covered in unhealthy looking veins. Anyway Tory has no problem getting it all in her mouth, which helps this BJ scene somewhat. [read the full review]
review from 6/3/2006:
I picked this up mainly because it's a Private Movie, looks like a high production value film with a big pair of tits right on the cover. Good enough. When I watch it I realize it's another new experiment by Private: send European director Andrea Di Angelo to the US and see what he can do with an All-American cast. Scene 1: Tory Lane and (Frank) Brooke Heaven calls up her husband Frank (I don't the actor's name) at work to see she can have lunch with him. But he's actually at a rendevous with Tory Lane and lies through his teeth to get her off the phone. Tory calls him a liar but snuggle up to him. The camera fuzzes out and come back in focus with the two fully naked. I hate that! Why not take a minute or two to strip? Anyway the guy licks Tory for a long while, and then Tory sucks him. This guy has one of the lamest and ugliest penis in porn. Not very long, totally lacking in girth, soft and covered in unhealthy looking veins. Anyway Tory has no problem getting it all in her mouth, which helps this BJ scene somewhat. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, Eric Masterson, jessica drake, Tiffany Taylor, Joey Ray, Lezley Zen, Barrett Blade, Ice La Fox, Gia Jordan, Kaylani Lei, Eva Angelina, Keri Sable, Tory Lane, Alyssa Knight, Kelly Kline, Kris Night
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Release date: 2/21/2006
Previews: Previews
Curse Eternal review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 154 min. Production Date: 8 / 7 / 2005 Director: Brad Armstrong Cast: Alyssa Knight, Eva Angelina, Gia Jordan, Ice LaFox, jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Kelly Kline, Keri Sable, Lezley Zen, Tiffany Taylor, Tory Lane, Barrett Blade, Brad Armstrong, Chris Cannon, Eric Masterson, Joey Ray, Kris Knight, and Randy Spears in sexual roles with plenty of others in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Wicked is hard to beat when it comes to big budget blockbusters, and this looks to be another very well done one. I'm looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: It's one of the best Wicked features I've seen in a long time. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants an adult feature rather than just a movie with bad acting that's trying to excuse some sex scenes Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting hard and longer sex scenes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are extremely well done. [read the full review]
review from 2/26/2007:
The Little Details Running Time: 154 min. Production Date: 8 / 7 / 2005 Director: Brad Armstrong Cast: Alyssa Knight, Eva Angelina, Gia Jordan, Ice LaFox, jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Kelly Kline, Keri Sable, Lezley Zen, Tiffany Taylor, Tory Lane, Barrett Blade, Brad Armstrong, Chris Cannon, Eric Masterson, Joey Ray, Kris Knight, and Randy Spears in sexual roles with plenty of others in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Wicked is hard to beat when it comes to big budget blockbusters, and this looks to be another very well done one. I'm looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: It's one of the best Wicked features I've seen in a long time. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants an adult feature rather than just a movie with bad acting that's trying to excuse some sex scenes Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting hard and longer sex scenes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are extremely well done. [read the full review]
dandaman's
Curse Eternal Studio: Wicked Category: Feature film Director: Brad Armstrong Starring: Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, Eric Masterson, Jessica Drake, Tiffany Taylor, Joey Ray, Lezley Zen, Ice LaFox, Gia Jordan, Kaylani Lei, Eva Angelina, Kelly Kline, Keri Sable, Tory Lane, Alyssa Knight, Barret Blade, Kris Night Synopsis It took me some time to find the flavor on this one, but I finally did it, and I really enjoy the overall product, I'm not the one who have a lot of experience relating flicks with plot, but enough should be to say that all the girls look spectacular, and the story never seems to be lost to the sex, but the two got well connected, since the first scene when Kaylani, named here: Neferkala and Randy Spears, (the professor) and father of Samantha ( Jessica Drake), have the first round of sex, that get the curse that goes on and on throughout the whole movie. scene 1- Kaylani Lei, Randy Spears this can be a warning for those who read the "do not enter" sign and still do it, the Professor die, not before eating some ancient and succulent coochie fro [read the full review]
review from 7/13/2006:
Curse Eternal Studio: Wicked Category: Feature film Director: Brad Armstrong Starring: Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, Eric Masterson, Jessica Drake, Tiffany Taylor, Joey Ray, Lezley Zen, Ice LaFox, Gia Jordan, Kaylani Lei, Eva Angelina, Kelly Kline, Keri Sable, Tory Lane, Alyssa Knight, Barret Blade, Kris Night Synopsis It took me some time to find the flavor on this one, but I finally did it, and I really enjoy the overall product, I'm not the one who have a lot of experience relating flicks with plot, but enough should be to say that all the girls look spectacular, and the story never seems to be lost to the sex, but the two got well connected, since the first scene when Kaylani, named here: Neferkala and Randy Spears, (the professor) and father of Samantha ( Jessica Drake), have the first round of sex, that get the curse that goes on and on throughout the whole movie. scene 1- Kaylani Lei, Randy Spears this can be a warning for those who read the "do not enter" sign and still do it, the Professor die, not before eating some ancient and succulent coochie fro [read the full review]
MLyons'
Curse Eternal Mike Lyons Reviews Director Brad Armstrong Cast Jessica Drake, Kaylani Lei, Keri Sable, Eva Angelina, Alyssa Knight, Gia Jordan, Ice Lafox, Kelly Kline, Lezley Zen, Tiffany Taylor, Tory Lane, Eric Masterson, Barrett Blade, Brad Armstrong, Chris Cannon, Joey Ray, Kris Night, Randy Spears. Genre Feature Condoms All male-female scenes have condoms. Running Time of Main Feature 2 Hrs. 34 Mins. Female Orgasms None THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Those looking for the pornographic, and in that sense, slightly superior version of Hollywood's The Mummy. [read the full review]
review from 3/1/2006:
Curse Eternal Mike Lyons Reviews Director Brad Armstrong Cast Jessica Drake, Kaylani Lei, Keri Sable, Eva Angelina, Alyssa Knight, Gia Jordan, Ice Lafox, Kelly Kline, Lezley Zen, Tiffany Taylor, Tory Lane, Eric Masterson, Barrett Blade, Brad Armstrong, Chris Cannon, Joey Ray, Kris Night, Randy Spears. Genre Feature Condoms All male-female scenes have condoms. Running Time of Main Feature 2 Hrs. 34 Mins. Female Orgasms None THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Those looking for the pornographic, and in that sense, slightly superior version of Hollywood's The Mummy. [read the full review]
Dirty Movie (VCA) review summaries:
gunth's
Plot: Evans grandfather died and leaves Evan his house. Evan and Hillary tour the house, which is almost empty. When they reach the basement they find a nice couch and a movie projector, with some 1920s lesbian porn on the real. Grandpa was a perv! Evan turns on the movie is memorized before Hillary reminds him that he has the real thing in front of him. They quickly get down. After they are done, Hillary leaves and Evan is left alone with the projector, which shows Katie Morgan and Sammie Rhodes getting it on. When it is done, Evan goes around trying to find the original director. Instead he finds his grandson (who also shoots porn). The grandson tells him that the real he holds is the last copy in existence and it is cursed. The grandson (Kurt Lockwood) lets Evan stay on the set and watch him bone Samantha Ryan. Evan returns home and is a wreck, with the film the only thing that matters. From their Evans life spirals downhill to a rather surprising conclusion. Scene 1: Evan Stone and Hillary Scott- Start with 69. [read the full review]
review from 5/10/2006:
Plot: Evans grandfather died and leaves Evan his house. Evan and Hillary tour the house, which is almost empty. When they reach the basement they find a nice couch and a movie projector, with some 1920s lesbian porn on the real. Grandpa was a perv! Evan turns on the movie is memorized before Hillary reminds him that he has the real thing in front of him. They quickly get down. After they are done, Hillary leaves and Evan is left alone with the projector, which shows Katie Morgan and Sammie Rhodes getting it on. When it is done, Evan goes around trying to find the original director. Instead he finds his grandson (who also shoots porn). The grandson tells him that the real he holds is the last copy in existence and it is cursed. The grandson (Kurt Lockwood) lets Evan stay on the set and watch him bone Samantha Ryan. Evan returns home and is a wreck, with the film the only thing that matters. From their Evans life spirals downhill to a rather surprising conclusion. Scene 1: Evan Stone and Hillary Scott- Start with 69. [read the full review]
