Pretty Peaches (Alpha Blue) Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  12/19/2016

**Note – This review is based upon the VCA, VHS version of the film. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating here, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
Finding herself strangely unsettled by her father's (John Leslie's) marriage to a younger woman in Virginia City, Desiree Cousteau (as "Peaches") races off down a canyon in her jeep, only to veer off of the road and crash...leaving her with a bad case of amnesia and a lost identity. Of course, it's just her luck that two low-life characters find her, steal her transportation, and exploit her for their own ugly purposes...setting off a cascade of difficult events for the young Desi that only seem to go from bad to worse. Such is the case in "Pretty Peaches", an exceptional, 1978 release from director Alex DeRenzy and VCA. Featuring the naively naughty, bubbly brunette, Desiree Cousteau, who is probably best described as the Betty Boop of Porno Past, playing the lead role to perfection, along with such seasoned players as John Leslie, Joey Silvera, and Juliet Anderson, it's safe to say that both the acting and the plot in this film are top-notch. Indeed, it can be watched from start to finish as a true feature in a way that many newer releases--or even those from its own era--cannot. Further, its sex is generally quite hot and varied, as well, ranging from simple boy-girl sequences up through the more extravagant, including oil orgies, lesbian gang-rapes, etc. There's even a sequence in a public bathroom in which Dizzy Desi takes an enema, complete with an expulsion all over the floor. Needless to say, the sexual offerings are enough to satisfy even the most jaded of viewer, and it doesn't hurt that Ms. Cousteau is one of the more stunning and unique women to have ever graced the blue screen. To be sure, fans of the Golden Age, Desiree Cousteau, features, and/or dirty sex are going to want to check this one out. It's the tops! Hands down and dicks up, it's a winner!

In terms of the sex, Scene One finds Joey Silvera taking advantage of an unconscious Desiree Cousteau out in the woods after her jeep has crashed. Instead of helping her out, he lifts up her dress and fucks her, all as his buddy looks on. Joey ejaculates on the ground in finishing up. In Scene Two, John Leslie and his new bride, Flower, consummate their marriage orally and vaginally in the bedroom of an old, western hotel. He pops on her bush and tummy out of missionary. Scene Three has Desiree, looking incredible in a black evening gown, being pulled into a public bathroom by a wacky-haired, lab-coat-sporting weirdo named "Uncle Pearcy". She's there to have her amnesia cured, and apparently the best way to do that involves a bit of forced fondling and a hefty enema, which she violently (and graphically) expels, knocking the good "Uncle" to the floor. In Scene Four, John Leslie calms his irate, blonde maid, Juliet Anderson, by inviting her into his marital bed with Flower. He nails her, as the two ladies sate one another's carnal desires (load on Juliet's tits). Scene Five offers up the unwitting Desiree to a crazed group of female strippers (Holly McCall, Ming Jade, Mimi Morgan, and Liza Dwyer) as part of an "audition" for a stripping job. The "ladies"--followed by an audience--burst into the room as Desi's showing her goods to the club's owner. They immediately tie her up and then violate her orally and with dildos for all to see. There's some dancer-crowd interaction, as well, and at least one other of the girls gets it from a strap-on, too. Needless to say, Ms. Cousteau could be having a better time of things. In Scene Six, Joey Silvera gets high with the beautiful, long-haired blonde, Sharon Kane, on his sofa and then sticks it to her, eventually popping on her face and chest. Sharon's friend, Nancy Hoffman, who was making out with Joey's housemate, briefly blows Silvera at the end and does some girl-girl with Kane. Scene Seven pairs up Desiree with a dirty doctor, Paul Thomas, who's offered to "help" her. Of course, this leads to more of the same for the young Cousteau, as he takes advantage of her situation, as well, fucking her on his office couch. It's more oral and vaginal action for Desi, with PT glopping up her bush out of a spoon position, and then following it up with a reinsertion, in capping off this steamy sexing. In Scene Eight, Desiree finds herself at an oily orgy with her father, John Leslie, and her new stepmother, Flower, along with a host of others, that her doctor, PT, has brought her to. There's plenty of greased-up, boy-girl and girl-girl activity in this one, including some cum-shots, and the festivities come to a close with a big surprise. The ending here is brilliant...and so, so hot!