Adult DVD Talk reviewers have reviewed 12 movies with Eileen Welles rating these videos the highest.
Reviews of Eileen Welles Movies (12)
(5.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sharon Kane, Joey Silvera, Flower, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Holly McCall, Blair Harris, Juliet Anderson, Turk Lyon, Eileen Welles, Mimi Morgan, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Scudder, Liza Dwyer, Phaedra Grant, Ming Jade, Lisa Sue Corey, Kathy Kaufman
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Release date: 2/18/2016
Pretty Peaches (Vinegar Syndrome) review summaries:
fu_q's
Finding herself strangely (and a bit drunkenly) unsettled by her father's (John Leslie's) marriage to a younger woman in Virginia City, Desiree Cousteau (as "Peaches") races off down a canyon in her jeep, only to veer off of the road and crash...leaving her with a bad case of amnesia and a lost identity. Of course, it's just her luck that two low-life characters find her, steal her transportation, and exploit her for their own ugly purposes...setting off a cascade of difficult events for the young Desi that only seem to go from bad to worse. Such is the case in "Pretty Peaches", an exceptional, 1978 release from director Alex DeRenzy which has been remastered exceptionally well by Vinegar Syndrome. [read the full review]
review from 10/31/2018:
Finding herself strangely (and a bit drunkenly) unsettled by her father's (John Leslie's) marriage to a younger woman in Virginia City, Desiree Cousteau (as "Peaches") races off down a canyon in her jeep, only to veer off of the road and crash...leaving her with a bad case of amnesia and a lost identity. Of course, it's just her luck that two low-life characters find her, steal her transportation, and exploit her for their own ugly purposes...setting off a cascade of difficult events for the young Desi that only seem to go from bad to worse. Such is the case in "Pretty Peaches", an exceptional, 1978 release from director Alex DeRenzy which has been remastered exceptionally well by Vinegar Syndrome. [read the full review]
T0MBOne's
The fine folks at Vinegar Syndrome have cleaned up and re-released Alex DeRenzy's PRETTY PEACHES (1978) with the original 91 minute 35mm film intact and looking better than ever in all its wide screen glory. Bouncy and bubbly Desiree Cousteau plays Peaches, who takes a knock on the head then wanders about not knowing who she is, which is a recipe for horn dogs and other assorted sleaze bags to take advantage of her. No condoms but plenty of wacky dialog accompanying the sexual shenanigans in this xxx comedy concoction. [read the full review]
review from 11/28/2016:
The fine folks at Vinegar Syndrome have cleaned up and re-released Alex DeRenzy's PRETTY PEACHES (1978) with the original 91 minute 35mm film intact and looking better than ever in all its wide screen glory. Bouncy and bubbly Desiree Cousteau plays Peaches, who takes a knock on the head then wanders about not knowing who she is, which is a recipe for horn dogs and other assorted sleaze bags to take advantage of her. No condoms but plenty of wacky dialog accompanying the sexual shenanigans in this xxx comedy concoction. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sharon Kane, Joey Silvera, Flower, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Holly McCall, Blair Harris, Juliet Anderson, Turk Lyon, Eileen Welles, Mimi Morgan, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Scudder, Liza Dwyer, Phaedra Grant, Ming Jade, Lisa Sue Corey, Kathy Kaufman
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Release date: 12/1/2014
Previews: Previews
Pretty Peaches (Blu-ray) (Vinegar Syndrome) review summaries:
Flash's
Pretty Peaches is a dark comedy that is done within the adult medium. The story is interesting and the film was well made. The limited edition Blu-ray/DVD combo pack that Vinegar Syndrome has released is absolutely amazing and should be a must buy for any fans of the film. [read the full review]
review from 1/13/2015:
Pretty Peaches is a dark comedy that is done within the adult medium. The story is interesting and the film was well made. The limited edition Blu-ray/DVD combo pack that Vinegar Syndrome has released is absolutely amazing and should be a must buy for any fans of the film. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sharon Kane, Amanda Blake, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Flower, Jack Wrangler, Don Fernando, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Holly McCall, Blair Harris, Mike Ranger, Juliet Anderson, Turk Lyon, Clair Dia, Eileen Welles, Pat Manning, Mimi Morgan, Nancy Hoffman, Connie Peterson, Jesse Adams, Ken Scudder, Liza Dwyer, Maria Arnold, Phaedra Grant, Ming Jade, Lisa Sue Corey, Delania Raffino, Kathy Kaufman, Crystal Royce, Jewell Bryght, Dino Deaumonte, Ron Meyers, Stanley Cohen, Leslie Russell, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Golden Age Media
Directed by: Alex deRenzy, Ed DePriest, Christy McCabe
Release date: 1/1/2013
Desiree Cousteau Triple Feature (GAM) review summaries:
Flash's
Golden Age Media's release of the Desiree Cousteau Triple Feature contains the films Getting Off, Pretty Peaches, and Summer in Heat. Getting Off is a rather standard loop carrier by Ed DePriest, and Pretty Peaches is an enjoyable feature by Alex de Renzy, and Summer in Heat is an enjoyable film from Christy McCabe. Whether the Desiree Cousteau Triple Feature is right for you depends on what film(s) you are interested in from the three film collection. All three films appear to be sourced from 3/4 video masters. Getting Off has decent video quality but problematic audio quality, Pretty Peaches has poor video and audio quality, and Summer in Heat has decent video and audio quality. [read the full review]
review from 3/17/2018:
Golden Age Media's release of the Desiree Cousteau Triple Feature contains the films Getting Off, Pretty Peaches, and Summer in Heat. Getting Off is a rather standard loop carrier by Ed DePriest, and Pretty Peaches is an enjoyable feature by Alex de Renzy, and Summer in Heat is an enjoyable film from Christy McCabe. Whether the Desiree Cousteau Triple Feature is right for you depends on what film(s) you are interested in from the three film collection. All three films appear to be sourced from 3/4 video masters. Getting Off has decent video quality but problematic audio quality, Pretty Peaches has poor video and audio quality, and Summer in Heat has decent video and audio quality. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Don Fernando, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Jon Martin, Blair Harris, John Seeman, David Pinney, Eileen Welles, Maureen Spring, Jesse Adams, Sandy Pinney, Phaedra Grant, Lisa Sue Cory, Andy Fields, Jessica Leigh
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Directed by: Paul Levis
Release date: 1/19/2008
Intimate Illusions review summaries:
fu_q's
It's high-speed, crash-'em-up car chases, illegal activity, and plenty of hot fucking when an innocent bystander, Phaedra Grant, incidentally encounters both the "West Side Rapist", Jon Martin, and a cooler-than-you cop, John Leslie, in "Intimate Illusions" (a.k.a. "Boiling Point"). An overall-good, 1978 release from director Paul Levis and the Alpha Blue Archives, this flick starts out for all the world looking like it's going to have an exceptional plot...the car chases, character development, intertwined storylines, etc. ... but then, somewhat randomly, gives it all up midway through and wraps everything with a massive orgy at a disco. (???) [read the full review]
review from 12/21/2015:
It's high-speed, crash-'em-up car chases, illegal activity, and plenty of hot fucking when an innocent bystander, Phaedra Grant, incidentally encounters both the "West Side Rapist", Jon Martin, and a cooler-than-you cop, John Leslie, in "Intimate Illusions" (a.k.a. "Boiling Point"). An overall-good, 1978 release from director Paul Levis and the Alpha Blue Archives, this flick starts out for all the world looking like it's going to have an exceptional plot...the car chases, character development, intertwined storylines, etc. ... but then, somewhat randomly, gives it all up midway through and wraps everything with a massive orgy at a disco. (???) [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sharon Kane, Joey Silvera, Flower, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Holly McCall, Blair Harris, Juliet Anderson, Turk Lyon, Eileen Welles, Mimi Morgan, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Scudder, Liza Dwyer, Kristine Heller, Phaedra Grant, Ming Jade, Lisa Sue Corey
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Release date: 7/27/2006
Pretty Peaches (Alpha Blue) review summaries:
fu_q's
Finding herself strangely unsettled by her father's (John Leslie's) marriage to a younger woman in Virginia City, Desiree Cousteau (as "Peaches") races off down a canyon in her jeep, only to veer off of the road and crash...leaving her with a bad case of amnesia and a lost identity. Of course, it's just her luck that two low-life characters find her, steal her transportation, and exploit her for their own ugly purposes...setting off a cascade of difficult events for the young Desi that only seem to go from bad to worse. Such is the case in "Pretty Peaches", an exceptional, 1978 release from director Alex DeRenzy and VCA. [read the full review]
review from 12/19/2016:
Finding herself strangely unsettled by her father's (John Leslie's) marriage to a younger woman in Virginia City, Desiree Cousteau (as "Peaches") races off down a canyon in her jeep, only to veer off of the road and crash...leaving her with a bad case of amnesia and a lost identity. Of course, it's just her luck that two low-life characters find her, steal her transportation, and exploit her for their own ugly purposes...setting off a cascade of difficult events for the young Desi that only seem to go from bad to worse. Such is the case in "Pretty Peaches", an exceptional, 1978 release from director Alex DeRenzy and VCA. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Joey Silvera, Jon Martin, William Margold, Mike Ranger, John Seeman, Ray Wells, Eileen Welles, Pat Manning, Marlene Munroe, Jon Lewis, Ming Jade, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Kirdy Stevens
Release date: 10/31/2003
A Taste Of Sugar (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
Everyone's in for a swinging good time when the hot-to-trot Serena and her hubby, Mike Ranger, throw a Spanish-fly-infused wedding party for the newly-minted couple, Ray and Eileen Wells, in "A Taste of Sugar". An overall-good, 1978 release from director Kirdy Stevens and VCX, this fine, Golden Age film effectively offers up two massive orgies that, together, span the vast majority of the film's ~80 minutes and feature not only a plethora of steamy moments but, as an interesting rarity, a number of post-cum reinsertions, as well. [read the full review]
review from 2/23/2017:
Everyone's in for a swinging good time when the hot-to-trot Serena and her hubby, Mike Ranger, throw a Spanish-fly-infused wedding party for the newly-minted couple, Ray and Eileen Wells, in "A Taste of Sugar". An overall-good, 1978 release from director Kirdy Stevens and VCX, this fine, Golden Age film effectively offers up two massive orgies that, together, span the vast majority of the film's ~80 minutes and feature not only a plethora of steamy moments but, as an interesting rarity, a number of post-cum reinsertions, as well. [read the full review]
TanaLovegood's
Louise and Larry are holding a wedding reception for 'Stu' and his new wife, Sugar. Naturally, the reception is intended to introduce Sugar to the swinging scene... but no-one can wait until the bride and groom arrive before being given a good seeing-to by the host and hostess. One by one the guests arrive for A Taste of Sugar. [read the full review]
review from 11/7/2012:
Louise and Larry are holding a wedding reception for 'Stu' and his new wife, Sugar. Naturally, the reception is intended to introduce Sugar to the swinging scene... but no-one can wait until the bride and groom arrive before being given a good seeing-to by the host and hostess. One by one the guests arrive for A Taste of Sugar. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Georgina Spelvin, John Holmes, Don Fernando, John Leslie, Turk Lyon, Pat Ray, Eileen Welles, Carol Connors, Lauren Black, Lynn Ann Newton, Gail Palmer, Eddy Cannon, Kristine Heller, Cris Cassidy
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Gail Palmer
Release date: 7/31/2002
Previews: Previews
Erotic Adventures of Candy (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
The virginally naive Candy Christian (played by the blonde bombshell, Carol Connors) unwittingly embarks upon the sexual adventure of a lifetime when her father ends up in the hospital after catching her getting it on with the hired help. Thereafter, Candy finds herself bumbling her way from one end of the country to the other, being taken advantage of by strangers, doctors, a cult leader, and even family members along the way. Fortunately for her (...and the viewer, as well...), she's more or less too ditzy to realize any of it and simply goes along for the sexy ride. Such is the case in the "Erotic Adventures of Candy", a very good, 1978 release from VCX and director Gail Palmer. [read the full review]
review from 6/20/2016:
The virginally naive Candy Christian (played by the blonde bombshell, Carol Connors) unwittingly embarks upon the sexual adventure of a lifetime when her father ends up in the hospital after catching her getting it on with the hired help. Thereafter, Candy finds herself bumbling her way from one end of the country to the other, being taken advantage of by strangers, doctors, a cult leader, and even family members along the way. Fortunately for her (...and the viewer, as well...), she's more or less too ditzy to realize any of it and simply goes along for the sexy ride. Such is the case in the "Erotic Adventures of Candy", a very good, 1978 release from VCX and director Gail Palmer. [read the full review]
(4.8 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Don Fernando, Rock Steadie, Richard Pacheco, Sharon Thorpe, Eileen Welles, Amber Hunt, Mimi Morgan, Lauren Black, Nancy Hoffman, Cris Cassidy, Phaedra Grant, Bron White, Byron White, David Clark, Joey Nassivera, Marc Howard
Studio: Arrow Productions
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Release date: 7/9/2002
Previews: Previews
Candy Stripers review summaries:
All reviews of Candy Stripers
fu_q's
It's all about the horny high-jinks for a trio of volunteers (Cris Cassidy, Amber Hunt, and Nancy Hoffman) at the local hospital and nothing, not even a mean boss whom they've nicknamed "Sarge" (Sharon Thorpe), is going to stand in their way. Such is the case in "Candy Stripers", an exceptional, 1978 release from Bob Chinn and Arrow Productions. [read the full review]
review from 7/3/2016:
It's all about the horny high-jinks for a trio of volunteers (Cris Cassidy, Amber Hunt, and Nancy Hoffman) at the local hospital and nothing, not even a mean boss whom they've nicknamed "Sarge" (Sharon Thorpe), is going to stand in their way. Such is the case in "Candy Stripers", an exceptional, 1978 release from Bob Chinn and Arrow Productions. [read the full review]
andyblake's
This 1978 golden age classic by Bob Chinn is a lot of good, dirty fun. The set is convincing, and many have thought it was shot in a hospital although it was really shot on a sound stage in San Francisco. The acting is reasonably good, although the plot isn't complicated: a bunch of hospital patients who are more horny than sick, and three candy stripers willing to serve any way they can, including sexually. Many have commented that the women in classic porn are not as good looking as today's crop. Although that is generally true, Amber Hunt, for example, could hold her own even in today's porn biz. Arrow has done an outstanding job restoring sound and picture, and one of the cutest things about this movie is the song that was composed and performed for it. The fact that golden age adult films frequently had a song written specifically for them is one of the things that separates them from the current industry. [read the full review]
review from 8/22/2004:
This 1978 golden age classic by Bob Chinn is a lot of good, dirty fun. The set is convincing, and many have thought it was shot in a hospital although it was really shot on a sound stage in San Francisco. The acting is reasonably good, although the plot isn't complicated: a bunch of hospital patients who are more horny than sick, and three candy stripers willing to serve any way they can, including sexually. Many have commented that the women in classic porn are not as good looking as today's crop. Although that is generally true, Amber Hunt, for example, could hold her own even in today's porn biz. Arrow has done an outstanding job restoring sound and picture, and one of the cutest things about this movie is the song that was composed and performed for it. The fact that golden age adult films frequently had a song written specifically for them is one of the things that separates them from the current industry. [read the full review]
greybeard's
NOTE: This is not your typical review. Others have done an excellent job reviewing the content, scenes, performances, etc. of this porn classic. This "review" concerns itself with how the DVD's contents compare with the complete, uncut original release version of the film or an early (before prior self-censorship) VHS version. The Ratings given refer either to the "original" version of the film (Performers, Plot, Sex, etc.) or to the DVD version (Extras, Value, etc.) and are relatively arbitrary. The important info is that which follows. CANDY STRIPERS ALL THERE Bob Chinns 1978 classic, Candy Stripers has been brought to DVD by Arrow Films, who has done a great job of restoring the film as well as giving us ALL of it (sort of). For those who havent heard, there are two infamous scenes in the film (both involving fisting) that have long been cut out for fear of the dreaded porn police. Both scenes are present on the DVD, but not in their original positions in the complete film, which remains edited in this presentation. [read the full review]
review from 12/18/2003:
NOTE: This is not your typical review. Others have done an excellent job reviewing the content, scenes, performances, etc. of this porn classic. This "review" concerns itself with how the DVD's contents compare with the complete, uncut original release version of the film or an early (before prior self-censorship) VHS version. The Ratings given refer either to the "original" version of the film (Performers, Plot, Sex, etc.) or to the DVD version (Extras, Value, etc.) and are relatively arbitrary. The important info is that which follows. CANDY STRIPERS ALL THERE Bob Chinns 1978 classic, Candy Stripers has been brought to DVD by Arrow Films, who has done a great job of restoring the film as well as giving us ALL of it (sort of). For those who havent heard, there are two infamous scenes in the film (both involving fisting) that have long been cut out for fear of the dreaded porn police. Both scenes are present on the DVD, but not in their original positions in the complete film, which remains edited in this presentation. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Joey Silvera, John Leslie, Billy Dee, Richard Pacheco, Blair Harris, Cole Stevens, Gloria Leonard, Eileen Welles, Joan Devlon, Lauren Black, John Smith (ambiguous), Maureen Spring, Peter Andrews, Ken Scudder, Phaedra Grant, David Book, Fay Young, Chris Cross
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Jesse Pearson
Release date: 4/3/2002
Previews: Previews
Legend of Lady Blue (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
Two country lovers, John Smith who's looking to become a doctor and Maureen Spring who has aspirations of Hollywood stardom, find themselves separated by family, war, and life as their two sordid tales unfold in "The Legend of Lady Blue". [read the full review]
review from 10/1/2020:
Two country lovers, John Smith who's looking to become a doctor and Maureen Spring who has aspirations of Hollywood stardom, find themselves separated by family, war, and life as their two sordid tales unfold in "The Legend of Lady Blue". [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Georgina Spelvin, John Holmes, Seka, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Linda Wong, Kitty Shayne, Phaedra, Laurie Smith, Eileen Welles, Bonnie Holiday, Lee Grant, Melba Bruce, Fay Burd, Jennifer Richards, Monique Starr, Jessica Temple-Smith, Laura Toledo, Laurien Dominique, Cris Cassidy, Bob Chinn, Kyoto Sun, Candida Royalle, Christian Sarver, Fatima Hamoud, Felicia Sanda, Phaery I. Burd
Studio: MG Media
Directed by: Julia St. Vincent
Release date: 7/3/2001
Exhausted review summaries:
Flash's
Exhausted is a hard film to categorize and review. If one is looking for a true documentary on John Holmes, Julia St. Vincent's documentary is not what you are looking for. If you are looking for a pseudo-documentary that highlights all of the myths and false images of the adult film industry and John Holmes, Exhausted is your film. MG Media has done a great job with their release of Exhausted with a nice image and audio along with a great set of extras. [read the full review]
review from 1/6/2017:
Exhausted is a hard film to categorize and review. If one is looking for a true documentary on John Holmes, Julia St. Vincent's documentary is not what you are looking for. If you are looking for a pseudo-documentary that highlights all of the myths and false images of the adult film industry and John Holmes, Exhausted is your film. MG Media has done a great job with their release of Exhausted with a nice image and audio along with a great set of extras. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 75 min. Production Date: 1980 - 1981 Director: Julia St. Vincent Cast: John Holmes, Seka, Annette Haven, Jesse St. James, Georgina Spelvin, Linda Wong, Laurien Dominique, Kyoto, Eileen Wells, Chris Cassidy, Felecia Sanda, Kitty Shane, Bonnie Holiday, Christin Sarver, Fatima Hammoud, Melba Bruce, Candice Chambers, Laura Toledo, Fay Burd, Phardre, Jennifer Richards, Monique Starr, Laurie Smith, Jessica Temple-Smith, and Bob Chinn Initial Expectations: Ive heard a lot about this movie, and MG Media looks like theyve done a great job. Hopefully its as good as it looks. Initial Reaction: Its an amazing DVD of a very well done movie. Who Should Watch It : Anybody interested in John Holmes. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for just a spank flick. Audio /Video Quality: Although it does show its age a little, Exhausted looks and sounds great. [read the full review]
review from 8/21/2001:
Running Time: 75 min. Production Date: 1980 - 1981 Director: Julia St. Vincent Cast: John Holmes, Seka, Annette Haven, Jesse St. James, Georgina Spelvin, Linda Wong, Laurien Dominique, Kyoto, Eileen Wells, Chris Cassidy, Felecia Sanda, Kitty Shane, Bonnie Holiday, Christin Sarver, Fatima Hammoud, Melba Bruce, Candice Chambers, Laura Toledo, Fay Burd, Phardre, Jennifer Richards, Monique Starr, Laurie Smith, Jessica Temple-Smith, and Bob Chinn Initial Expectations: Ive heard a lot about this movie, and MG Media looks like theyve done a great job. Hopefully its as good as it looks. Initial Reaction: Its an amazing DVD of a very well done movie. Who Should Watch It : Anybody interested in John Holmes. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for just a spank flick. Audio /Video Quality: Although it does show its age a little, Exhausted looks and sounds great. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Eric Edwards, Jon Martin, Blair Harris, Kevin James, John Seeman, Turk Lyon, Eileen Welles, Debby Damboise, Shirley Duke, Barbara Klouds, Sharon McIntyre, Tamera Morgan, Ken Cotton, Chris Peterson, Herschel Savage, Carl Regal, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Scudder, Kristine Heller, Samantha Morgan, Lori Blue, Casey Winters, Elaine Wells, Bill Buck, Kathleen Kristel, Debbie Sloan, Sarah Butterfield, Barbara Burk, Kathy Graves, Lucy McDonald, Laurie Peters, Audrey Hale, Cindy Scott, Karen Shea, Carl Lincoln, Dusty Dreams, Lisa Waller, Linda Filler, Maggie Sinclair, Trisha Ingle, Michael James, Donna Ruberman, Shirly Duke, George Alder, Dora Manson
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Joanna Williams
Release date: 3/19/2001
Previews: Previews
Girls In Blue 1 & 2 review summaries:
Flash's
Although it is unfortunate that both films have been cut and the picture quality in the first one is questionable, these are still two very well done films. If you are a fan of the classics, of either of these films, of school girl or summer camp themed movies you probably want to pick this disc up since this is probably the best treatment these films are going to get on DVD and since the packaging states that they are limited editions. Otherwise, I would avoid this title. [read the full review]
review from 1/25/2002:
Although it is unfortunate that both films have been cut and the picture quality in the first one is questionable, these are still two very well done films. If you are a fan of the classics, of either of these films, of school girl or summer camp themed movies you probably want to pick this disc up since this is probably the best treatment these films are going to get on DVD and since the packaging states that they are limited editions. Otherwise, I would avoid this title. [read the full review]
China Cat, The review summaries:
Flash's
The China Cat is the tenth film in the Johnny Wadd film series and a spoof on Charlie's Angels. While not the best entry in the series, the film is still a fun one and worth watching. I-Candy's transfer does leave something to be desired though. [read the full review]
review from 7/26/2014:
The China Cat is the tenth film in the Johnny Wadd film series and a spoof on Charlie's Angels. While not the best entry in the series, the film is still a fun one and worth watching. I-Candy's transfer does leave something to be desired though. [read the full review]
