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Cheating Wives Tales
Release date: 4/17/2006
Reviewed on: 5/22/2006 by Gunth
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Starring: Davia Ardell, Mario Rossi, Jack Venice, Veronica Rayne, Bailey O'Dare, Jazzmin, Marco Banderas, Ginger Lea, Steve Franch
Studio: New Sensations
Directed by: Mario Rossi
Review brief: Quick Review: Trying to cash in on the Cheating Housewives phenomenon, New Sensations gave us this release by director Mario Rossi. I really wish they had let this fad go without jumping on. What you get is a bunch of B list 30 something women with bad boob jobs. The only scene really worth watching is the one with Ginger Lea, the cover girl. Ginger is gorgeous, an in shape curvy redhead who puts a lot of effort into her scene and can act to boot. Although she doesnt take anal, she does get a finger in her ass for a good bit. The only other girl who puts any effort into her scene is Veronica Rayne. For the anal fans, Baily ODair is the only one to take it up the pipe. I hesitate to suggest this one even as a rental. Audio/Video: Above average. As with all New Sensation DVDs, there is an abundance of white light.
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Let Off In Me 2
Release date: 3/21/2006
Reviewed on: 5/8/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Brian Pumper, Tia Sweets, Rico Strong, Chyanne Jacobs, America, Deep Threat, Roxy Reynolds, Maxx Blacc, Nat Turnher, Skyler Dupree
Studio: Black Ice
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 127 min. Production Date: 10 / 6 - 22 / 2005 Director: Brian Pumper Cast: America, Chyanne Jacobs, Roxy Reynolds, Skyler Dupree, Tia Sweets, Deep Threat, Maxx Blacc, Nat Turner, Rico Strong, and of course, Brian Pumper The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im not much for black movies and for some reason have my doubts about Brian Pumper behind the camera. Since this is a cream pie movie, however, Im going to give it a chance. Initial Reaction: Its nothing too special. Who Should Watch It : Fans of black cream pies Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a nice variety of positions The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is normally clear and well balanced, although there are a few background noises. The video is also pretty well done. The lighting is nicely handled and theres barely a hint of grain. Theres a few camera motion problems, but the bigger problem is normally that the camera rarely moves.
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Pirate Fetish Machine 10: The Wild Circle
Release date: 6/11/2003
Reviewed on: 5/1/2006 by scipio
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Starring: Remigio Zampa, Jessica Fiorentino, Sandy Style, Tina Wagner, Franco Trentalance, Gabriel Montoya, Krystal de Boor, Benito Boldi, Lucy Lee (ambiguous)
Studio: Private
Directed by: Susi Medusa
Review brief: Pirate Fetish Machine: The Wild Circle. Director: Susi Medusa Gottardi. Extras: Making of:Apparently "making of" means showing some random fuck and BTS footage with annoying Euro-disco played over the top of of it. Not exactly an exploration of the filmmaking process. Trailer: The trailer for this title. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast. Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Production Notes: Some badly-written copy, nominal credits for the cast and director. Shot in Rimini, Italy. Other Titles: Individual Previews for: Castings X 19, The Scottish Loveknot, Private Life of Rita Faltoyano, Anal Lolitas, Reality 14. Language options: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian. Subtitle options: Dutch, Swedish, Danish, Portugese, Polish. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of these scenes feature condoms.
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Bubble Gum Virgins
Release date: 1/17/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Zenza Raggi, Sandra, Lolita, Bruno SX, Esmeralda, Susana, Yasmine Gold, Liz Honey, Alex Forte
Studio: Legal Pink
Review brief: Bubblegum Virgins is a classic example of taking a sexual fetish too far. The theme of the flick is young girls enjoying candy while they have sex. But there comes a time during the action when its time to drop the suckers and swallow the cocks. The Euro cast is intent on carrying the fantasy to the extreme, with the girls still licking lollipops and snapping their gum when they should be sucking and fucking. The pigtails and teenager outfits keep the little girl atmosphere alive; theres no need for the girls to hold on to the candy props throughout the sex. It just gets boring and repetitive, not to mention sticky in places you dont want it to be sticky. In typical Euro fashion, the girls are mostly identified only by first names (Susana, Lolita, Sandra, and Esmerelda, as well as Yasmine Gold and Liz Honey). So its difficult to tell if any of them are newbies. But generally they suck and fuck like rookies; that is, without emotion while staring blatantly into the camera.
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Bedroom Babes
Release date: 11/29/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Carmen, Lisa, Jane, Caroline Cage, Renato, Chrystal, Clark, Roly Reeves, Gina Blue, Daphnie, Pedro, Victoria Princess
Studio: Playhouse
Directed by: Dick Hooker
Review brief: Okay, guys. Youve finally convinced your conservative s/o to watch some porn with you, but you dont want to gross her out with anything remotely extreme. Well, Bedroom Babes might be the right flick to view with your porn newbie. Certainly no raincoaters or strokers are going to waste their time with this artsy fartsy drivel. If the easy-listening music and soft focus photography arent enough to make you hit the FF button, the slo-mo shots (including cumshot replays) and lingering foreplay action will. Aside from a short anal boinking in the opening scene, there is no abuse heaped on the girls. The oversaturated lighting and Muzak background could keep a nun tuned in. Most of the performers are at least mildly attractive, some downright gorgeous (Caroline Cage). There are a couple girl/girl romps if you want to introduce your porn rookie to the dark side. Three of the scenes end in facials. Im sure theres a market for this genre of porn.
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Ass Wide Open 8 (Digital Sin)
Release date: 3/2/2006
Reviewed on: 4/14/2006 by howie
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Starring: Vivienne, Sylvie, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Greg Centauro, Afrodite, Elinor, Aisha San, Sandra Parker, Suzanna Spring
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Jean-Yves Le Castel
Review brief: Director: Jean-Yves LeCastel Running time: 2:27 Cast listing: Scene 1 Sandra Blond & Vivienne with JYL Scene 2 Sylvie with Greg Centauro Scene 3 Suzanna Spring with JYL Scene 4 Elinor with JYL Scene 5 Aisha San & Afrodite with JYL My very short review: I thought the 7th edition of the Ass Wide Open series was okay and I wanted to give this recent edition a gander. I was a little nervous with my unfamiliarity with the female cast in this 8th edition but it was worth a shot. After my viewing of this flick, the payoff wasnt there as my overall score for the girls looks and their performances was an average score and that is being generous. JYL has many fans and he is best known for analizing girls and making their asses gape due to his tool. The sex action here is heavy on the anal and there are gapes galore but the pause in action can be distracting. As for the performers, there was a noticeable lack of chemistry and that led to sex action that was average.
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Black Dick In Me: P.O.V. 3
Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 4/11/2006 by LSBReviews
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Monica Mayhem, Haley Scott, Allie Ray, Simone Schiffer, Cassidy Blue, Mahlia Milian
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Black Dick In Me P.O.V. #3 Produced 11/05 Platinum X Pictures (www.clubplatinumx.com) 134 minutes Directed by: Sean Michaels Starring: Monica Mayhem, Cassidy Blew, Simone Schiffer, Allie Ray, Mahlia, Haley Scott (DVD only) and Sean Michaels. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Black Dick In Me P.O.V. #3 features five scenes plus a bonus scene on the DVD. Each scene stars one girl having sex with Sean Michaels. The girls begin their scenes by touching themselves and posing in sexy positions before Sean joins in. Sean receives some head and fucks each girl before cumming. Cassidy, Simone and Haley (in the bonus scene) also have anal sex with Sean. Monica, Allie, Cassidy and Haley take facials. Sean cums on Mahlia's ass and near Simone's pussy. The DVD extras include some BTS footage, the bonus scene with Haley Scott, a photo gallery and website information. To be perfectly honest, I hated this film. The sex was boring, the cumshots were weak for the most part and the lighting was bad at times. A few of the girls are cute.
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No Cocks Allowed 2 (Elegant Angel)
Release date: 2/28/2006
Reviewed on: 4/8/2006 by howie
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Starring: Jamie Lynn, Jenna Haze, Kayla Paige, Kinzie Kenner, Charlie Laine, Eva Angelina, Tiana Lynn, Celeste Star, Sammie Rhodes, Holly Morgan, Karina Kay
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: Director: Patrick Collins Running time: 2:10 Cast listing: Scene 1 Jenna Haze & Charlie Laine Scene 2 Kinzie Kenner & Eva Angelina Scene 3 Kayla Paige & Bree Scene 4 Celeste Star & Holly Morgan Scene 5 Breezy & Karina Kay Scene 6 Jamie Lynn [solo maturbation] Scene 7 Tiana Lynn [squirting] & Sammie Rhodes [anal] My very short review: No Cocks Allowed 2 is a lesbian porno that just didnt work for me. The extensive focus on foot play (toe sucking, using foot to rub tits and pussy, toe fucking) and lack of energy/chemistry between the girls didnt float my boat. Besides the foot play, each of the scenes featured some toy usage but toys were not overpowering. The girls were good looking and the performances were okay. I wouldve liked for the girls to have been more glamorized instead of the bra and panty look at the start of each scene. The oddest scene was Jamies as it was a solo masturbation scene with the help of a vibrator in the bathroom. If a gun was held to my head, I would have to pick the last scene as the best of this bunch.
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Black In the Crack Black In the Back
Release date: 1/12/2006
Reviewed on: 3/23/2006 by Nutty Buddy
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Starring: Sandra Romain, Barbara Summer, Melissa Lauren, Trina Michaels, Stacy Thorn, Katja Kassin
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Black in the CrackBlack in the Back STUDIO: Platinum X Pictures DIRECTOR:Sean Michaels CAST:Barbara Summer, Sandra, Katja Kassin, Melissa Lauren, Stacy Thorn, Trina Michaels, Tee Reel, Tyler Knight, Lee Bang, Julian St. Jox & Sean Michaels REVIEW: Sandra Staci Thorn Barbara Summer Once I saw the name of this title -- I thought 'pakin'amacindabackofdaac'. If you were listening to Big Punisher circa summer of 98', you may have had the same reaction. I at least understood what Big Pun meant, whereas with Black in the Crack, Black in the Back -- I don't have a clue. Anyway, not important. Wether a flick is worth the money or not is important. Obviously the female cast is very, very strong. Five veterans each taking on two black guys is a very good formula but neither the star power or the compelling formula push this into the must-have category. Still a decent effort. This aptly begins with Melissa Lauren, a high class piece of ass. She does some very nice posing before the action goes down. It's actually more arousing than the fucking.
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Cum Glazed 4 (Red Light District)
Release date: 12/12/2005
Reviewed on: 3/13/2006 by Nutty Buddy
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Starring: Brianna Love, Jamie Huxley, Andrea Ash, Marquetta Jewel, Jenna Presley, Allie Ray, Velicity Von, Valerie Jackson
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Cum Glazed #4 STUDIO: Platinum X Pictures DIRECTOR:Tim Von Swine CAST:Jamie Huxley, Brianna Love, Marquetta Jewel, Velicity Von, Andrea Ashe & Valerie Jackson Q U I C K I E REVIEW: Brianna Love made a fan-boy out of me pretty quickly. Something separates her from the other newbies. Probably the bubblicious ass. Since seeing her very rewindable performance in 1 Lucky Fuck, as well as a few others, I've been paying more attention to Behind The Scenes footage. In 1 Lucky Fuck she does some breathtaking splits during the photoshoot. Here Brianna tries on outfits as the anticipation in the room ripens. She sucks a guy off before they even get on the set, already begging for cum on her face. When the actual scene starts, she's already crouched down and topless, and the guys are already shaking dicks in her face. In the end, Brianna is masturbating and pleading for jizz. Big time chemistry here. Beyond the love Brianna brings to the table, I wasn't too thrilled with this. The guys really respond to Jamie Huxley, whom delivers a decent scene.
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Pirate Fetish Machine 22: 1-800-Fetish
Release date: 12/12/2005
Reviewed on: 3/6/2006 by Nutty Buddy
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Starring: Claudia, Nacho, Terri Summers, Tiffany Hopkins, Ramon Nomar, Silvia Lancome, Andrea Moranty, Alejandra Maderos, Antonio Ross, Yesy, Paco Roca
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jalif
Review brief: Pirate Fetish Machine #22 (1-800-FETISH) STUDIO: Private DIRECTOR:Jalif CAST:Alejandra, Claudia, Terri Summers, Silvia Lancome, Tiffany Hopkins, Yesy, Ramon Nomar, Andrea Moranti, Antonio Ross & Paco REVIEW: Tiffany Hopkins Tiffany Hopkins Tiffany Hopkins, Claudia & Yesy Tiffany Hopkins is hot. She starts out dressed pretty conservatively, which I like, and gradually loses clothes as the scene goes on. The strange turtleneck contraption remains as the scene unfolds on a rooftop-- with Tiffany at the whim of a man with a leash, casually being 'walked' and then being thrown into a cage. Three men (in total) are involved and after releasing her from the cage, dump a trash can over her and rip and tear off all but her stockings. She gets fucked doggystyle while in the cage, fucked up the ass over the cage, as well as standard piledriver and RC--up the ass. The action goes on from day to nightfall. Tiffany, maintaining a tradition of gorgeous French sluts.
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Butt Blassted 3
Release date: 1/24/2006
Reviewed on: 3/2/2006 by howie
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Starring: Jennifer Steele, Van Damage, Ana Nova, Jason Horne, Brooke Haven, Richard Kline, Nadia Hilton, Kelly Kline
Studio: Excessive Entertainment
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Director: Thomas Zupko Running time: 2:26 Cast listing: Scene 1 Ana Nova Scene 2 Kelly Kline Scene 3 Brooke Haven with Van Damage Scene 4 Nadia Hilton Scene 5 Jennifer Steele My very short review: Butt Blassted 3 was your below average anal-themed porno featuring some decent female talent including the promise of Nadia Hiltons first on-screen anal. The camera was just too close to the action and performers at times, which made us, the viewer, feel like we were inches away. In the opening scene, it was a poor decision to have the guy dunk Anas head in the kitchen sink as it wiped away her make-up and showed her poor complexion. Ana has looked a lot better in the past and maybe there is an excuse for her blemishes but it wasnt flattering and it made me fast forward. As for the other scenes, Brookes and Nadias scenes were the best in this porno. Brooke and her sexy body never disappoint as she took a nice ride in CG anal that featured her lovely ass on display. Nadias scene featured a lot of face fucking and it made her produce mounds of spit.
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Neu Wave Hookers
Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 2/26/2006 by barrettman
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Starring: Tiger, Felix Vicious, Kurt Lockwood, Dirty Harry, Justine Joli, James Deen, Sierra Sinn, Joanna Angel, Nyomi Zen, Tommy Pistol, Riley Mason, Dana DeArmond
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Eon McKai
Review brief: Overview When I got this dvd a couple weeks back I was stoked ; I was a big fan of the original from back in the day, and being a fan of Sierra Sinn & Joanna Angel I expected one kick ass remake/update. Good stuff or bad bust ? Let's see. What I Liked Umm, well, I liked the Original version ( minus the Traci ' angel/devil ' scene of course) , that comes with this package. And, uh, the packaging was pretty cool. Yep that's about it. What I Disliked Ah where to start, where to start ? Now lemme just say, I got no beef with ' alt porn'. I liked ' Joanna's Angels', I liked ' Kill girl Kill 3'. But here ? Wow. Linear plot ? Not so much. Hot sex? Not so much. Great use of great cast ? Not so much. Seeing a trend here ? I'll explain further. Kurt Lockwood & Joanna Angel, easy on the eyes eh ? I think so, Mrs B thinks so. So what does Ion/Eon(?) do with them ? He shoots them in a way that makes it appear as though your are watching from underwater, or through mud.
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Bluelight
Release date: 1/21/2006
Reviewed on: 2/22/2006 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Haley Paige
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Blue Light is a bizarre feature loaded with strange special affects and weird sound affects. This is director Nick Orleans at his most creative. Unfortunately, wacky lighting, sets, and editing arent always conducive to erotic sex, and that is certainly the case here. This is sensory overload to the max. I dare anyone to try to follow the plot, watch the distracting SFX, and maintain an interest in the sex. Theres just too much going on! Forget the plotits inane and difficult to follow. The acting is typical porn, that is, bad. The action, once we get to it, is lukewarm at best. Such a waste of good talent like Haley Paige, Kelly Wells, Lexi Lamour, Dominica Leoni, Hillary Scott, and Brooke Haven! There are eight sex scenes, with four girls taking it up the ass, Haley doing a little A2M, and a smattering of facials. Theres a g/g/b romp and a 4-girl/3-guy orgy. To me, this is another case of a director making a movie for himself, not for his viewers.
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Hot Ass Latinas 3
Release date: 3/22/2005
Reviewed on: 2/19/2006 by JAGnLA
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Tyler Knight, Chanel Chavez, Finess Navaro, Jasmine Byrne, Destiny Summers, Sophia Castello, Tee Reel
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: What I Liked Jasmine Byrne, Sophia Castello, Destiny Summers, Finesse Navarro, and Chanel Chavez. Need I say more? Seriously, there is not a dog in the bunch and most are better than good looking! While I did discover in the course of the last year or so that I may perhaps have a touch of "Yellow Fever," the thought that I was also becoming a bonafide Latina-file had not ocurred to me until I saw this DVD. As each scene began, I found myself thinking: "Hmmm...I'm not that familiar with this starlet, but she's fly." Without boasting a cast of marquee names, this movie does brag of a cast of all truly and exceptionally attractive women. For that reason alone, you may like this DVD whether or not the Latina angle floats ya boat. What I Disliked Unfortunately, alot. Platinum X Pictures is a decent studio and SMP (Sean Michaels Productions) a serviceable production group. I have never gone ga-ga over Sean's directing before - but he's never stood out in my mind as talentless either.
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Big Wet Asses 7
Release date: 1/31/2006
Reviewed on: 2/6/2006 by Kelly
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Starring: Billy Glide, Naomi, Van Damage, Mark Ashley, Sascha, Gia Jordan, Kinzie Kenner, Flower Tucci, Georgia Peach
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: Title: Big Wet Asses 7 Company: Elegant Angel Length: 105 minutes Production Date(s): December 31, 2005 Release Date: January 31, 2006 Condoms: None Directed by: William H. THE MOVIE: Whereas the first non-facial body part I used to look at on a girl was the chest, lately my gaze seems to go right to the ass. This isnt just in porn though. My girlfriend has caught me staring at her ass a couple of times in the past month, which has lead to both fun conversations and not-so-fun arguments. This change in focus on my part has been somewhat necessitated by the emergence of a certain porn star who happens to be gracing the cover of William H.s Big Wet Asses 7: Naomi, or, as director Jake Malone calls her, Gluteous Magnificus. Simply put, I have never seen a white girl (actually, shes Czech-Israeli) with an ass as fine or luscious as hers. For whatever reason, when I look at her ass I feel compelled to pick up a camera and ask her if I can follow her around the park as she runs in tight jogging shorts.
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She Licks Girls
Release date: 12/5/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by scipio
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Starring: Eve, Barbara, Silvia Saint, Pussycat, Cindy, Peaches, Gina Blonde, Anastasia Christ, Bobbi Eden, Mya Diamond
Studio: Hot Boxxx
Review brief: She Licks Girls Dir: Eddie Powell Extras: BTS: Silvia and Bobbi eat fruit. Get photographed, wander around, prep their dildoes, text, wait for their set to be prepped, take tons of photos (looks like a full g/g photoset for a website of mag), both girls look gorgeous but the BTS gets pretty old after awhile. 21min. Bonus Scene: Look for it at the end of this review.. Photo Gallery: A series of hardcore action stills from all the scenes in autorun form. 6mins. Trailers: A one-part running trailer for: Ass Pirations 2, Little Miss Innocent? Web Trailer: Ah, it's for New Sensations.com. I wondered why I had never heard of Hot Boxxx... Company Info: Still image with info on New Sensations and Digital Sin. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. This is a girl-girl disc, so appropriately enough no men or condoms are sighted.
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Live and Loaded in Switzerland
Release date: 8/11/2005
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006 by picman
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Starring: Renee Pornero, Audrey Hollander, Angelique Morreau, Nikki Rider, Salma de Nora
Studio: Mach 2 Entertainment
Directed by: Otto Bauer
Review brief: It would appear that Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer and friends went on a barnstorming tour of Swiss sex clubs. Travelling like rockstars and putting on shows in front of live audiences. Sounds pretty cool. The other women include Renee Pornero, Nikki Rider, Salma De Nora, Livia Choice and Angelique Morreau. Renee is the only one I could pick out of a lineup and Nikki is the only other one I've ever heard of. It's a novel approach for a porn video and could generate some interesting performances. The video opens on the arrival of the sex stars to Switzerland and the bus ride to their hotel. Quick MTV cuts with musical accompaniment. The first staged appearance has Audrey playing with a dildo on a couch and some lesbian play by two of her crew on an adjacent bed. She crawls across the floor to a caged Renee Pornero. Audrey gets her ass and pussy played with through the bars. She and Renee are both wearing long, black latex gloves and takes four fingers easily in her pussy.
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Breakin' In the New Chick
Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006 by Nutty Buddy
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Starring: Katie, Mark Wood, Van Damage, Scott Lyons, Mr. Pete, Lexi Love, Sara Stone, Jamie Huxley, Kylie G. Worthy
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Mr. Pete
Review brief: STUDIO: VCA DIRECTOR:Mr Pete CAST:Katie Ray, Jamie Huxley, Sarah Stone, Kylie G. Worthy, Lexi Luv, Van Damage, Scott Lyons, Mark Wood & Mr. Pete Q U I C K I E REVIEW: Though this follows a formula we all like, I felt much of the action was impassionate and forgettable. Maybe I'm way off the mark, but it doesn't seem like Mr. Pete really connects with the female talent. In the midst of the fucking in Lexi's scene, she mentions her pussy a lot and overuses adjectives. To me, a telling sign that the fucking ain't all that. She does some squirting but nothing compared to Ria Lynn's display in Service Animals #21, which took place on the same set. Seeing "Ria Lynn got fucked here" scribbled out on the wall just made me think of the lack of chemistry here. The scene with the voluptuous Sarah Stone had no chemistry at all. There's constant pounding, yeah, but I couldn't confuse that for a genuine connection. The same disconnected feeling is apparent in Katie Ray's scene, which involves Mr. Pete and Mark Wood. She ends up getting an anal cream pie.
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Mother Fucking Gang Bang
Release date: 11/11/2005
Reviewed on: 1/16/2006 by picman
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Starring: XXXena, Lexxy Foxx, Chelsea Zinn
Studio: White Ghetto Films
Review brief: Prologue Whenever there's a genre that's underserved, or a fetish or niche that's getting a lot of discussion, it seems Devil's Film jumps right into the fray and creates a series for it. They don't always get it right but you can't say they aren't trying. This niche is MILFs. And they've gone even further to make it a gangbang video. One of the biggest drawbacks in most MILF lines is the passing off of barely adult women as the titular leads. A real MILF should be old enough to have a teenage son. I don't know anything about Lexxy Foxx or Xxxena, but Chelsea Zinn fits the mold precisely. She's the kind of woman that would have been my fantasy for adolescent masturbation. Beautiful, sexy and mature. Maybe Devil's got this one right. Chelsea Zinn, in a sexy black dress, is playing with a red dildo sporting a severe upward curve. Has to be G-spot friendly. She can't decide whether she likes toys or cock better. Her husband Johnny just happens to be sitting there with a friend as Chelsea asks them to help her decide.
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Explosions 2 (Mayhem)
Release date: 12/15/2004
Reviewed on: 1/16/2006 by scipio
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Studio: Mayhem
Review brief: Explosions #2 Director: It's a cumshot compilation Extras: Sex Talk: Poor-quality ads for phone sex. Se Habla Espanol! We also accept checks by phone! Website: Sin City dot-com has stuff on it. Apparently. Trailers: Individual Previews for: Clusterfck 3, New Whores, Fuck Doll Sandwich, Ass Fucked, Dementia. Gallery: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Well here we have another cumshot compilation, this time from Mayhem, and featuring 84 chapters worth of cumshots, culled from Mayhem's body of work. As the source material varies so absolutely widely, the quality of every part of it varies hugely. There are some gorgeous women here, and some you'd truely avoid, there is some passionate sex here (or the end of it), and there is the most mechanical of sex.
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Young Asian Cookies Dripping Cum 6
Release date: 11/29/2005
Reviewed on: 1/14/2006 by UrHardBlkDaddy
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Starring: T.T. Boy, Mark Anthony, June, Roxanne, Kina Kai, Max Black, Michelle Maylene, Thi Michelle
Studio: Evasive Angles
Review brief: Performers: Jade Hsu, June, Kina Kai, Michelle Maylene, Roxanne, Thai Michelle What I Liked: Not much ... Michelle Maylene is CLEARLY the high point of this one ... if for no other reason than her looks. I like Kina Kai, but the she needs some serious grill work. What I Didn't Like: Jade Hsu, Jade Hsu, JADE HSU!!! I've never been a fan of her looks not her performances, but in this DVD she looks and acts like she's on crank! She looks totally drugged out! Not sexy ... NOT part of ANY of my fantasies! Other Stuff: Okay Special Features ... production quality is good ... not amazing.
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Stripper School Orgy
Release date: 11/29/2005
Reviewed on: 1/6/2006 by Gunth
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Starring: Scott Lyons, Lee Stone, Sandra Romain, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Jenaveve Jolie, James Deen, Nadia Hilton, Lacie Heart, Kelly Kline
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Barry Wood
Review brief: Staring: Sandra Romain, Audrey Hollander, Jenaveve Jolie, Kelly Kline, Nadia Hilton, Lacie Heart, Lee Stone, Scott Lyons, Otto Bauer, James Deen, Jerry, Jenner Audio/video: Video was clear, sound was decent, but the lighting wasn't very good, with too many distracting shadows. Extras: Behind the scenes, trailers, slide show. Pretty standard. Expectations: With a title of "Stripper School Orgy", I was thinking of something along the lines of a Jim Holiday movie, beautiful girls wearing lace, latex, and clear plastic heels going at it every which way possible. Unfortunately, that's not what this movie was about. Plot: Jenaveve Jolie is a stripper or something who a bunch of girls write asking for tips on keeping their men intersted. So Jenaveve holds a class and shows them how to control their man. Sex: The movie starts off with Jenaveve dancing in front of some guy, constantly telling him not to touch her while she dances. To me she doesn't seem to be a good dancer.
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Catherine
Release date: 9/12/2005
Reviewed on: 12/17/2005 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Mike Foster, Bruno SX, Valentina Velasquez, Audrey Hollander, Victoria Swinger, Otto Bauer, Adriana Rouso, Nikky Blond
Studio: Ninn Worx
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Catherine is a very high-budget Pure Play feature from director Michael Ninn. Combine high budget with Michael Ninn and you know what youll get - a ton of special affects, MTV-style editing, and very weird, surreal sex. You get five sex scenes in 120 minutes here, which means there is a ton of filler between the sucking and fucking. And most of it, to be honest, is hard to follow. The storyline/plot is overshadowed by the special effects, with lots of black and white cuts, slo-mo, heavily made-up girls, constant editing cuts, etc. I dont enjoy this type of flick. So Ill perform my duties as a reviewer by saying the stars are Audrey Hollander (who wears clown-like white makeup on her face), Valentina Velasquez, Nikki Blond (lesbian scene only), Adrianna Rouso (lesbian only), and Victoria Swinger. The usual Euro studs fill out the cast. Audrey does anal, A2M, DP, licks some pussy, and takes a couple facials. Valentina gets anal action, A2M, and a facial. Victoria gets a face blast. Im not sure who enjoys this stuff.
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Traffic Stopping Tits
Release date: 10/26/2005
Reviewed on: 12/7/2005 by Pagoda
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Starring: Eve Laurence, Brooke Haven, Candace Von, Sara Stone, Carly Kaleb
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Initial Expectations My expectations for Traffic Stopping Tits are mixed. It has the lovely Sara Stone and her mischievous smile on the cover (oh, and her traffic stopping tits, too.) Another favorite of mine, Eve Laurence, is also in the cast. Its directed by David Lugar with whom Im unfamiliar. The male cast isnt even listed on the cover. I have no idea whos gonna fuck these girls. Thats important to me, so theres a huge demerit right off the bat. I think I see part of Kurt Lockwood in one of the back cover pics, but I cant be sure. Theres a piece of another guy with paler skin and a down-curved dickBrett Rockman, perhaps? Ill just have to spend my money to find out who it is. Booooo! Sara Stone Opening portion of the tease is covergirl Sara Stone jumping on a trampoline. Good startor so one would think. Poor Sara hasnt been allowed a foundation garment, and therefore must jump tentatively or hold her big natural boobs in her hands to prevent unpleasant breast pain. Had she been afforded a bra, she couldve bounced with unbridled glee.
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Release date: 4/17/2006
Reviewed on: 5/22/2006 by Gunth
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Starring: Davia Ardell, Mario Rossi, Jack Venice, Veronica Rayne, Bailey O'Dare, Jazzmin, Marco Banderas, Ginger Lea, Steve Franch
Studio: New Sensations
Directed by: Mario Rossi
Review brief: Quick Review: Trying to cash in on the Cheating Housewives phenomenon, New Sensations gave us this release by director Mario Rossi. I really wish they had let this fad go without jumping on. What you get is a bunch of B list 30 something women with bad boob jobs. The only scene really worth watching is the one with Ginger Lea, the cover girl. Ginger is gorgeous, an in shape curvy redhead who puts a lot of effort into her scene and can act to boot. Although she doesnt take anal, she does get a finger in her ass for a good bit. The only other girl who puts any effort into her scene is Veronica Rayne. For the anal fans, Baily ODair is the only one to take it up the pipe. I hesitate to suggest this one even as a rental. Audio/Video: Above average. As with all New Sensation DVDs, there is an abundance of white light.
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Release date: 3/21/2006
Reviewed on: 5/8/2006 by astroknight
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Starring: Brian Pumper, Tia Sweets, Rico Strong, Chyanne Jacobs, America, Deep Threat, Roxy Reynolds, Maxx Blacc, Nat Turnher, Skyler Dupree
Studio: Black Ice
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 127 min. Production Date: 10 / 6 - 22 / 2005 Director: Brian Pumper Cast: America, Chyanne Jacobs, Roxy Reynolds, Skyler Dupree, Tia Sweets, Deep Threat, Maxx Blacc, Nat Turner, Rico Strong, and of course, Brian Pumper The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im not much for black movies and for some reason have my doubts about Brian Pumper behind the camera. Since this is a cream pie movie, however, Im going to give it a chance. Initial Reaction: Its nothing too special. Who Should Watch It : Fans of black cream pies Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a nice variety of positions The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is normally clear and well balanced, although there are a few background noises. The video is also pretty well done. The lighting is nicely handled and theres barely a hint of grain. Theres a few camera motion problems, but the bigger problem is normally that the camera rarely moves.
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Release date: 6/11/2003
Reviewed on: 5/1/2006 by scipio
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Starring: Remigio Zampa, Jessica Fiorentino, Sandy Style, Tina Wagner, Franco Trentalance, Gabriel Montoya, Krystal de Boor, Benito Boldi, Lucy Lee (ambiguous)
Studio: Private
Directed by: Susi Medusa
Review brief: Pirate Fetish Machine: The Wild Circle. Director: Susi Medusa Gottardi. Extras: Making of:Apparently "making of" means showing some random fuck and BTS footage with annoying Euro-disco played over the top of of it. Not exactly an exploration of the filmmaking process. Trailer: The trailer for this title. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast. Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Production Notes: Some badly-written copy, nominal credits for the cast and director. Shot in Rimini, Italy. Other Titles: Individual Previews for: Castings X 19, The Scottish Loveknot, Private Life of Rita Faltoyano, Anal Lolitas, Reality 14. Language options: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian. Subtitle options: Dutch, Swedish, Danish, Portugese, Polish. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of these scenes feature condoms.
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Release date: 1/17/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Zenza Raggi, Sandra, Lolita, Bruno SX, Esmeralda, Susana, Yasmine Gold, Liz Honey, Alex Forte
Studio: Legal Pink
Review brief: Bubblegum Virgins is a classic example of taking a sexual fetish too far. The theme of the flick is young girls enjoying candy while they have sex. But there comes a time during the action when its time to drop the suckers and swallow the cocks. The Euro cast is intent on carrying the fantasy to the extreme, with the girls still licking lollipops and snapping their gum when they should be sucking and fucking. The pigtails and teenager outfits keep the little girl atmosphere alive; theres no need for the girls to hold on to the candy props throughout the sex. It just gets boring and repetitive, not to mention sticky in places you dont want it to be sticky. In typical Euro fashion, the girls are mostly identified only by first names (Susana, Lolita, Sandra, and Esmerelda, as well as Yasmine Gold and Liz Honey). So its difficult to tell if any of them are newbies. But generally they suck and fuck like rookies; that is, without emotion while staring blatantly into the camera.
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Release date: 11/29/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2006 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Carmen, Lisa, Jane, Caroline Cage, Renato, Chrystal, Clark, Roly Reeves, Gina Blue, Daphnie, Pedro, Victoria Princess
Studio: Playhouse
Directed by: Dick Hooker
Review brief: Okay, guys. Youve finally convinced your conservative s/o to watch some porn with you, but you dont want to gross her out with anything remotely extreme. Well, Bedroom Babes might be the right flick to view with your porn newbie. Certainly no raincoaters or strokers are going to waste their time with this artsy fartsy drivel. If the easy-listening music and soft focus photography arent enough to make you hit the FF button, the slo-mo shots (including cumshot replays) and lingering foreplay action will. Aside from a short anal boinking in the opening scene, there is no abuse heaped on the girls. The oversaturated lighting and Muzak background could keep a nun tuned in. Most of the performers are at least mildly attractive, some downright gorgeous (Caroline Cage). There are a couple girl/girl romps if you want to introduce your porn rookie to the dark side. Three of the scenes end in facials. Im sure theres a market for this genre of porn.
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Release date: 3/2/2006
Reviewed on: 4/14/2006 by howie
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Starring: Vivienne, Sylvie, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Greg Centauro, Afrodite, Elinor, Aisha San, Sandra Parker, Suzanna Spring
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Jean-Yves Le Castel
Review brief: Director: Jean-Yves LeCastel Running time: 2:27 Cast listing: Scene 1 Sandra Blond & Vivienne with JYL Scene 2 Sylvie with Greg Centauro Scene 3 Suzanna Spring with JYL Scene 4 Elinor with JYL Scene 5 Aisha San & Afrodite with JYL My very short review: I thought the 7th edition of the Ass Wide Open series was okay and I wanted to give this recent edition a gander. I was a little nervous with my unfamiliarity with the female cast in this 8th edition but it was worth a shot. After my viewing of this flick, the payoff wasnt there as my overall score for the girls looks and their performances was an average score and that is being generous. JYL has many fans and he is best known for analizing girls and making their asses gape due to his tool. The sex action here is heavy on the anal and there are gapes galore but the pause in action can be distracting. As for the performers, there was a noticeable lack of chemistry and that led to sex action that was average.
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Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 4/11/2006 by LSBReviews
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Monica Mayhem, Haley Scott, Allie Ray, Simone Schiffer, Cassidy Blue, Mahlia Milian
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Black Dick In Me P.O.V. #3 Produced 11/05 Platinum X Pictures (www.clubplatinumx.com) 134 minutes Directed by: Sean Michaels Starring: Monica Mayhem, Cassidy Blew, Simone Schiffer, Allie Ray, Mahlia, Haley Scott (DVD only) and Sean Michaels. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Black Dick In Me P.O.V. #3 features five scenes plus a bonus scene on the DVD. Each scene stars one girl having sex with Sean Michaels. The girls begin their scenes by touching themselves and posing in sexy positions before Sean joins in. Sean receives some head and fucks each girl before cumming. Cassidy, Simone and Haley (in the bonus scene) also have anal sex with Sean. Monica, Allie, Cassidy and Haley take facials. Sean cums on Mahlia's ass and near Simone's pussy. The DVD extras include some BTS footage, the bonus scene with Haley Scott, a photo gallery and website information. To be perfectly honest, I hated this film. The sex was boring, the cumshots were weak for the most part and the lighting was bad at times. A few of the girls are cute.
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Release date: 2/28/2006
Reviewed on: 4/8/2006 by howie
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Starring: Jamie Lynn, Jenna Haze, Kayla Paige, Kinzie Kenner, Charlie Laine, Eva Angelina, Tiana Lynn, Celeste Star, Sammie Rhodes, Holly Morgan, Karina Kay
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: Director: Patrick Collins Running time: 2:10 Cast listing: Scene 1 Jenna Haze & Charlie Laine Scene 2 Kinzie Kenner & Eva Angelina Scene 3 Kayla Paige & Bree Scene 4 Celeste Star & Holly Morgan Scene 5 Breezy & Karina Kay Scene 6 Jamie Lynn [solo maturbation] Scene 7 Tiana Lynn [squirting] & Sammie Rhodes [anal] My very short review: No Cocks Allowed 2 is a lesbian porno that just didnt work for me. The extensive focus on foot play (toe sucking, using foot to rub tits and pussy, toe fucking) and lack of energy/chemistry between the girls didnt float my boat. Besides the foot play, each of the scenes featured some toy usage but toys were not overpowering. The girls were good looking and the performances were okay. I wouldve liked for the girls to have been more glamorized instead of the bra and panty look at the start of each scene. The oddest scene was Jamies as it was a solo masturbation scene with the help of a vibrator in the bathroom. If a gun was held to my head, I would have to pick the last scene as the best of this bunch.
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Release date: 1/12/2006
Reviewed on: 3/23/2006 by Nutty Buddy
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Starring: Sandra Romain, Barbara Summer, Melissa Lauren, Trina Michaels, Stacy Thorn, Katja Kassin
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Black in the CrackBlack in the Back STUDIO: Platinum X Pictures DIRECTOR:Sean Michaels CAST:Barbara Summer, Sandra, Katja Kassin, Melissa Lauren, Stacy Thorn, Trina Michaels, Tee Reel, Tyler Knight, Lee Bang, Julian St. Jox & Sean Michaels REVIEW: Sandra Staci Thorn Barbara Summer Once I saw the name of this title -- I thought 'pakin'amacindabackofdaac'. If you were listening to Big Punisher circa summer of 98', you may have had the same reaction. I at least understood what Big Pun meant, whereas with Black in the Crack, Black in the Back -- I don't have a clue. Anyway, not important. Wether a flick is worth the money or not is important. Obviously the female cast is very, very strong. Five veterans each taking on two black guys is a very good formula but neither the star power or the compelling formula push this into the must-have category. Still a decent effort. This aptly begins with Melissa Lauren, a high class piece of ass. She does some very nice posing before the action goes down. It's actually more arousing than the fucking.
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Release date: 12/12/2005
Reviewed on: 3/13/2006 by Nutty Buddy
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Starring: Brianna Love, Jamie Huxley, Andrea Ash, Marquetta Jewel, Jenna Presley, Allie Ray, Velicity Von, Valerie Jackson
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Cum Glazed #4 STUDIO: Platinum X Pictures DIRECTOR:Tim Von Swine CAST:Jamie Huxley, Brianna Love, Marquetta Jewel, Velicity Von, Andrea Ashe & Valerie Jackson Q U I C K I E REVIEW: Brianna Love made a fan-boy out of me pretty quickly. Something separates her from the other newbies. Probably the bubblicious ass. Since seeing her very rewindable performance in 1 Lucky Fuck, as well as a few others, I've been paying more attention to Behind The Scenes footage. In 1 Lucky Fuck she does some breathtaking splits during the photoshoot. Here Brianna tries on outfits as the anticipation in the room ripens. She sucks a guy off before they even get on the set, already begging for cum on her face. When the actual scene starts, she's already crouched down and topless, and the guys are already shaking dicks in her face. In the end, Brianna is masturbating and pleading for jizz. Big time chemistry here. Beyond the love Brianna brings to the table, I wasn't too thrilled with this. The guys really respond to Jamie Huxley, whom delivers a decent scene.
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Release date: 12/12/2005
Reviewed on: 3/6/2006 by Nutty Buddy
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Starring: Claudia, Nacho, Terri Summers, Tiffany Hopkins, Ramon Nomar, Silvia Lancome, Andrea Moranty, Alejandra Maderos, Antonio Ross, Yesy, Paco Roca
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jalif
Review brief: Pirate Fetish Machine #22 (1-800-FETISH) STUDIO: Private DIRECTOR:Jalif CAST:Alejandra, Claudia, Terri Summers, Silvia Lancome, Tiffany Hopkins, Yesy, Ramon Nomar, Andrea Moranti, Antonio Ross & Paco REVIEW: Tiffany Hopkins Tiffany Hopkins Tiffany Hopkins, Claudia & Yesy Tiffany Hopkins is hot. She starts out dressed pretty conservatively, which I like, and gradually loses clothes as the scene goes on. The strange turtleneck contraption remains as the scene unfolds on a rooftop-- with Tiffany at the whim of a man with a leash, casually being 'walked' and then being thrown into a cage. Three men (in total) are involved and after releasing her from the cage, dump a trash can over her and rip and tear off all but her stockings. She gets fucked doggystyle while in the cage, fucked up the ass over the cage, as well as standard piledriver and RC--up the ass. The action goes on from day to nightfall. Tiffany, maintaining a tradition of gorgeous French sluts.
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Release date: 1/24/2006
Reviewed on: 3/2/2006 by howie
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Starring: Jennifer Steele, Van Damage, Ana Nova, Jason Horne, Brooke Haven, Richard Kline, Nadia Hilton, Kelly Kline
Studio: Excessive Entertainment
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Director: Thomas Zupko Running time: 2:26 Cast listing: Scene 1 Ana Nova Scene 2 Kelly Kline Scene 3 Brooke Haven with Van Damage Scene 4 Nadia Hilton Scene 5 Jennifer Steele My very short review: Butt Blassted 3 was your below average anal-themed porno featuring some decent female talent including the promise of Nadia Hiltons first on-screen anal. The camera was just too close to the action and performers at times, which made us, the viewer, feel like we were inches away. In the opening scene, it was a poor decision to have the guy dunk Anas head in the kitchen sink as it wiped away her make-up and showed her poor complexion. Ana has looked a lot better in the past and maybe there is an excuse for her blemishes but it wasnt flattering and it made me fast forward. As for the other scenes, Brookes and Nadias scenes were the best in this porno. Brooke and her sexy body never disappoint as she took a nice ride in CG anal that featured her lovely ass on display. Nadias scene featured a lot of face fucking and it made her produce mounds of spit.
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Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 2/26/2006 by barrettman
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Starring: Tiger, Felix Vicious, Kurt Lockwood, Dirty Harry, Justine Joli, James Deen, Sierra Sinn, Joanna Angel, Nyomi Zen, Tommy Pistol, Riley Mason, Dana DeArmond
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Eon McKai
Review brief: Overview When I got this dvd a couple weeks back I was stoked ; I was a big fan of the original from back in the day, and being a fan of Sierra Sinn & Joanna Angel I expected one kick ass remake/update. Good stuff or bad bust ? Let's see. What I Liked Umm, well, I liked the Original version ( minus the Traci ' angel/devil ' scene of course) , that comes with this package. And, uh, the packaging was pretty cool. Yep that's about it. What I Disliked Ah where to start, where to start ? Now lemme just say, I got no beef with ' alt porn'. I liked ' Joanna's Angels', I liked ' Kill girl Kill 3'. But here ? Wow. Linear plot ? Not so much. Hot sex? Not so much. Great use of great cast ? Not so much. Seeing a trend here ? I'll explain further. Kurt Lockwood & Joanna Angel, easy on the eyes eh ? I think so, Mrs B thinks so. So what does Ion/Eon(?) do with them ? He shoots them in a way that makes it appear as though your are watching from underwater, or through mud.
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Release date: 1/21/2006
Reviewed on: 2/22/2006 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Haley Paige
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Blue Light is a bizarre feature loaded with strange special affects and weird sound affects. This is director Nick Orleans at his most creative. Unfortunately, wacky lighting, sets, and editing arent always conducive to erotic sex, and that is certainly the case here. This is sensory overload to the max. I dare anyone to try to follow the plot, watch the distracting SFX, and maintain an interest in the sex. Theres just too much going on! Forget the plotits inane and difficult to follow. The acting is typical porn, that is, bad. The action, once we get to it, is lukewarm at best. Such a waste of good talent like Haley Paige, Kelly Wells, Lexi Lamour, Dominica Leoni, Hillary Scott, and Brooke Haven! There are eight sex scenes, with four girls taking it up the ass, Haley doing a little A2M, and a smattering of facials. Theres a g/g/b romp and a 4-girl/3-guy orgy. To me, this is another case of a director making a movie for himself, not for his viewers.
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Release date: 3/22/2005
Reviewed on: 2/19/2006 by JAGnLA
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Tyler Knight, Chanel Chavez, Finess Navaro, Jasmine Byrne, Destiny Summers, Sophia Castello, Tee Reel
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: What I Liked Jasmine Byrne, Sophia Castello, Destiny Summers, Finesse Navarro, and Chanel Chavez. Need I say more? Seriously, there is not a dog in the bunch and most are better than good looking! While I did discover in the course of the last year or so that I may perhaps have a touch of "Yellow Fever," the thought that I was also becoming a bonafide Latina-file had not ocurred to me until I saw this DVD. As each scene began, I found myself thinking: "Hmmm...I'm not that familiar with this starlet, but she's fly." Without boasting a cast of marquee names, this movie does brag of a cast of all truly and exceptionally attractive women. For that reason alone, you may like this DVD whether or not the Latina angle floats ya boat. What I Disliked Unfortunately, alot. Platinum X Pictures is a decent studio and SMP (Sean Michaels Productions) a serviceable production group. I have never gone ga-ga over Sean's directing before - but he's never stood out in my mind as talentless either.
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Release date: 1/31/2006
Reviewed on: 2/6/2006 by Kelly
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Starring: Billy Glide, Naomi, Van Damage, Mark Ashley, Sascha, Gia Jordan, Kinzie Kenner, Flower Tucci, Georgia Peach
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: Title: Big Wet Asses 7 Company: Elegant Angel Length: 105 minutes Production Date(s): December 31, 2005 Release Date: January 31, 2006 Condoms: None Directed by: William H. THE MOVIE: Whereas the first non-facial body part I used to look at on a girl was the chest, lately my gaze seems to go right to the ass. This isnt just in porn though. My girlfriend has caught me staring at her ass a couple of times in the past month, which has lead to both fun conversations and not-so-fun arguments. This change in focus on my part has been somewhat necessitated by the emergence of a certain porn star who happens to be gracing the cover of William H.s Big Wet Asses 7: Naomi, or, as director Jake Malone calls her, Gluteous Magnificus. Simply put, I have never seen a white girl (actually, shes Czech-Israeli) with an ass as fine or luscious as hers. For whatever reason, when I look at her ass I feel compelled to pick up a camera and ask her if I can follow her around the park as she runs in tight jogging shorts.
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Release date: 12/5/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006 by scipio
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Starring: Eve, Barbara, Silvia Saint, Pussycat, Cindy, Peaches, Gina Blonde, Anastasia Christ, Bobbi Eden, Mya Diamond
Studio: Hot Boxxx
Review brief: She Licks Girls Dir: Eddie Powell Extras: BTS: Silvia and Bobbi eat fruit. Get photographed, wander around, prep their dildoes, text, wait for their set to be prepped, take tons of photos (looks like a full g/g photoset for a website of mag), both girls look gorgeous but the BTS gets pretty old after awhile. 21min. Bonus Scene: Look for it at the end of this review.. Photo Gallery: A series of hardcore action stills from all the scenes in autorun form. 6mins. Trailers: A one-part running trailer for: Ass Pirations 2, Little Miss Innocent? Web Trailer: Ah, it's for New Sensations.com. I wondered why I had never heard of Hot Boxxx... Company Info: Still image with info on New Sensations and Digital Sin. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. This is a girl-girl disc, so appropriately enough no men or condoms are sighted.
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Release date: 8/11/2005
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006 by picman
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Starring: Renee Pornero, Audrey Hollander, Angelique Morreau, Nikki Rider, Salma de Nora
Studio: Mach 2 Entertainment
Directed by: Otto Bauer
Review brief: It would appear that Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer and friends went on a barnstorming tour of Swiss sex clubs. Travelling like rockstars and putting on shows in front of live audiences. Sounds pretty cool. The other women include Renee Pornero, Nikki Rider, Salma De Nora, Livia Choice and Angelique Morreau. Renee is the only one I could pick out of a lineup and Nikki is the only other one I've ever heard of. It's a novel approach for a porn video and could generate some interesting performances. The video opens on the arrival of the sex stars to Switzerland and the bus ride to their hotel. Quick MTV cuts with musical accompaniment. The first staged appearance has Audrey playing with a dildo on a couch and some lesbian play by two of her crew on an adjacent bed. She crawls across the floor to a caged Renee Pornero. Audrey gets her ass and pussy played with through the bars. She and Renee are both wearing long, black latex gloves and takes four fingers easily in her pussy.
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Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006 by Nutty Buddy
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Starring: Katie, Mark Wood, Van Damage, Scott Lyons, Mr. Pete, Lexi Love, Sara Stone, Jamie Huxley, Kylie G. Worthy
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Mr. Pete
Review brief: STUDIO: VCA DIRECTOR:Mr Pete CAST:Katie Ray, Jamie Huxley, Sarah Stone, Kylie G. Worthy, Lexi Luv, Van Damage, Scott Lyons, Mark Wood & Mr. Pete Q U I C K I E REVIEW: Though this follows a formula we all like, I felt much of the action was impassionate and forgettable. Maybe I'm way off the mark, but it doesn't seem like Mr. Pete really connects with the female talent. In the midst of the fucking in Lexi's scene, she mentions her pussy a lot and overuses adjectives. To me, a telling sign that the fucking ain't all that. She does some squirting but nothing compared to Ria Lynn's display in Service Animals #21, which took place on the same set. Seeing "Ria Lynn got fucked here" scribbled out on the wall just made me think of the lack of chemistry here. The scene with the voluptuous Sarah Stone had no chemistry at all. There's constant pounding, yeah, but I couldn't confuse that for a genuine connection. The same disconnected feeling is apparent in Katie Ray's scene, which involves Mr. Pete and Mark Wood. She ends up getting an anal cream pie.
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Release date: 11/11/2005
Reviewed on: 1/16/2006 by picman
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Starring: XXXena, Lexxy Foxx, Chelsea Zinn
Studio: White Ghetto Films
Review brief: Prologue Whenever there's a genre that's underserved, or a fetish or niche that's getting a lot of discussion, it seems Devil's Film jumps right into the fray and creates a series for it. They don't always get it right but you can't say they aren't trying. This niche is MILFs. And they've gone even further to make it a gangbang video. One of the biggest drawbacks in most MILF lines is the passing off of barely adult women as the titular leads. A real MILF should be old enough to have a teenage son. I don't know anything about Lexxy Foxx or Xxxena, but Chelsea Zinn fits the mold precisely. She's the kind of woman that would have been my fantasy for adolescent masturbation. Beautiful, sexy and mature. Maybe Devil's got this one right. Chelsea Zinn, in a sexy black dress, is playing with a red dildo sporting a severe upward curve. Has to be G-spot friendly. She can't decide whether she likes toys or cock better. Her husband Johnny just happens to be sitting there with a friend as Chelsea asks them to help her decide.
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Release date: 12/15/2004
Reviewed on: 1/16/2006 by scipio
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Studio: Mayhem
Review brief: Explosions #2 Director: It's a cumshot compilation Extras: Sex Talk: Poor-quality ads for phone sex. Se Habla Espanol! We also accept checks by phone! Website: Sin City dot-com has stuff on it. Apparently. Trailers: Individual Previews for: Clusterfck 3, New Whores, Fuck Doll Sandwich, Ass Fucked, Dementia. Gallery: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Well here we have another cumshot compilation, this time from Mayhem, and featuring 84 chapters worth of cumshots, culled from Mayhem's body of work. As the source material varies so absolutely widely, the quality of every part of it varies hugely. There are some gorgeous women here, and some you'd truely avoid, there is some passionate sex here (or the end of it), and there is the most mechanical of sex.
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Release date: 11/29/2005
Reviewed on: 1/14/2006 by UrHardBlkDaddy
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Starring: T.T. Boy, Mark Anthony, June, Roxanne, Kina Kai, Max Black, Michelle Maylene, Thi Michelle
Studio: Evasive Angles
Review brief: Performers: Jade Hsu, June, Kina Kai, Michelle Maylene, Roxanne, Thai Michelle What I Liked: Not much ... Michelle Maylene is CLEARLY the high point of this one ... if for no other reason than her looks. I like Kina Kai, but the she needs some serious grill work. What I Didn't Like: Jade Hsu, Jade Hsu, JADE HSU!!! I've never been a fan of her looks not her performances, but in this DVD she looks and acts like she's on crank! She looks totally drugged out! Not sexy ... NOT part of ANY of my fantasies! Other Stuff: Okay Special Features ... production quality is good ... not amazing.
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Release date: 11/29/2005
Reviewed on: 1/6/2006 by Gunth
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Starring: Scott Lyons, Lee Stone, Sandra Romain, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Jenaveve Jolie, James Deen, Nadia Hilton, Lacie Heart, Kelly Kline
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Barry Wood
Review brief: Staring: Sandra Romain, Audrey Hollander, Jenaveve Jolie, Kelly Kline, Nadia Hilton, Lacie Heart, Lee Stone, Scott Lyons, Otto Bauer, James Deen, Jerry, Jenner Audio/video: Video was clear, sound was decent, but the lighting wasn't very good, with too many distracting shadows. Extras: Behind the scenes, trailers, slide show. Pretty standard. Expectations: With a title of "Stripper School Orgy", I was thinking of something along the lines of a Jim Holiday movie, beautiful girls wearing lace, latex, and clear plastic heels going at it every which way possible. Unfortunately, that's not what this movie was about. Plot: Jenaveve Jolie is a stripper or something who a bunch of girls write asking for tips on keeping their men intersted. So Jenaveve holds a class and shows them how to control their man. Sex: The movie starts off with Jenaveve dancing in front of some guy, constantly telling him not to touch her while she dances. To me she doesn't seem to be a good dancer.
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Release date: 9/12/2005
Reviewed on: 12/17/2005 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Mike Foster, Bruno SX, Valentina Velasquez, Audrey Hollander, Victoria Swinger, Otto Bauer, Adriana Rouso, Nikky Blond
Studio: Ninn Worx
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Catherine is a very high-budget Pure Play feature from director Michael Ninn. Combine high budget with Michael Ninn and you know what youll get - a ton of special affects, MTV-style editing, and very weird, surreal sex. You get five sex scenes in 120 minutes here, which means there is a ton of filler between the sucking and fucking. And most of it, to be honest, is hard to follow. The storyline/plot is overshadowed by the special effects, with lots of black and white cuts, slo-mo, heavily made-up girls, constant editing cuts, etc. I dont enjoy this type of flick. So Ill perform my duties as a reviewer by saying the stars are Audrey Hollander (who wears clown-like white makeup on her face), Valentina Velasquez, Nikki Blond (lesbian scene only), Adrianna Rouso (lesbian only), and Victoria Swinger. The usual Euro studs fill out the cast. Audrey does anal, A2M, DP, licks some pussy, and takes a couple facials. Valentina gets anal action, A2M, and a facial. Victoria gets a face blast. Im not sure who enjoys this stuff.
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Release date: 10/26/2005
Reviewed on: 12/7/2005 by Pagoda
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Starring: Eve Laurence, Brooke Haven, Candace Von, Sara Stone, Carly Kaleb
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Initial Expectations My expectations for Traffic Stopping Tits are mixed. It has the lovely Sara Stone and her mischievous smile on the cover (oh, and her traffic stopping tits, too.) Another favorite of mine, Eve Laurence, is also in the cast. Its directed by David Lugar with whom Im unfamiliar. The male cast isnt even listed on the cover. I have no idea whos gonna fuck these girls. Thats important to me, so theres a huge demerit right off the bat. I think I see part of Kurt Lockwood in one of the back cover pics, but I cant be sure. Theres a piece of another guy with paler skin and a down-curved dickBrett Rockman, perhaps? Ill just have to spend my money to find out who it is. Booooo! Sara Stone Opening portion of the tease is covergirl Sara Stone jumping on a trampoline. Good startor so one would think. Poor Sara hasnt been allowed a foundation garment, and therefore must jump tentatively or hold her big natural boobs in her hands to prevent unpleasant breast pain. Had she been afforded a bra, she couldve bounced with unbridled glee.
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