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1 Night In Paris
Release date: 4/26/2004
Reviewed on: 8/4/2004 by pornopunk
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Starring: Paris Hilton, Rick Saloman
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Rick Saloman
Review brief: I love Paris Hilton! I think shes one of the sexiest women on the planet. Thats the only reason I decided to watch this movie. Ive seen other celebrity sex tapes and my expections for video quality and camera angles in this on are not very high. Theres some good bonus scenes from other Redlight District movies, but Im only covering the lovely Paris. Ill be rating each scene on a scale of 1 to 10(keeping in mind its an amateur video) Ten is a perfect score. Scene One (Paris Hilton, Rick Saloman) The scene starts with Rick giving a brief setup. Its shot with a poor night vision function so you cant see very much. Almost instantly we get a glimpse of Paris tits. She has a nice set of small/medium natural breasts. Sexwise mish was ok. You could see cock goin in and out of Paris pussy. You get to see her tits again when she gets in doggie facing the camera. She then lays flat on her stomach while rick fucks her from behind. It ends and Rick couldnt cum. Other than a few seconds here and there of Paris body, their wasnt alot to this scene.
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Cumstains 2
Release date: 2/6/2004
Reviewed on: 7/20/2004 by Gonzoguy
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Starring: Allysin Chaynes, David Perry, Rayveness, Mark Wood, Sophie Evans, Claudio Meloni, Lea de Mae, Trinity, Nika, Sabrina Black, Nina Dolci, Avy Scott, Jennifer Luv, Sharon Babe, Victoria Givens, Christie Leigh, Jane Darling, Kurt Lockwood, Tristan Seagal, Steve Hooper, Dark Angel, Fallon Sommers, Laura Lion, Sarah Blue, Serena South, Shayna Knight, Vicky Vette, Hollie Stevens, Barbara Summer, Lucy Love, Tracy Kelly, Daria Glower, Sandra De Marco, Maria Sun, Shy Love, Sharka Blue, Joachim Kessef, Nicki Hunter, Dieter Von Stein, Diana Doll
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Review brief: Compilations are a bit like a menu that promises all steak, no potatoes. Too bad, then, that this comp delivers more potatoes than steak. That assessment may be influenced by a generation gap. Or it may be a simple statement of fact. Depends on what gets you going, and little about this vid got me going. Why might that be? Sorry, but nothing about skanky women of average to below-average looks, sporting tongue studs, navel studs, labia studs -- hell, more hardware than Ace -- is appealing to me. Then there's the disturbing habit of low-rent porno skanks to overact, as if we really believe they're having a great time when they moan louder and repeatedly the same lame come-ons or exclamations. If they'r really feeling it, they don't need -- won't be able to -- tell us about it.
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Sakura Tales 5
Release date: 5/6/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
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Starring: Kitty, Jay Ashley, Alberto Rey, Loni, Sledge Hammer, K.K., Talon, Reina Leone, Mia Parks, Nyla Thai, Joe Friday, Jade Moore, Mila Yung, Heidi Ho
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Mila [ /image ] --> This girl had that same baby voice that Katie Morgan has, but her figure was anything but baby like. Mila was a thick girl with all kinds of Asian ass. Her breast were perky and bounced like silicone when she rode cowgirl style. She talked some pretty good trash, but it felt overacted. Not a whole lot of passion, but a good bust at the end. Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 7/10 Kitty [ /image ] --> Id call her cute, but she looks way too young for me to be aroused. Its scary to me how young some of these females can look. Nonetheless, the guy in this scene was either packing, or Kitty was so petit he looked like a whole lot of dingaling. Kitty moaned and groaned, but the appearance of childhood kept me from feeling this scene. Female Looks 6/10 Sex Rating 6/10 Reina Leone [ /image ] --> I had already fallen in love with her stills. I had yet to see a scene, but she appeared to be the hottest Pacific Rim girl on digital. Unfortunately, I was not so impressed here.
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Truly Nice Tits 6
Release date: 6/11/2004
Reviewed on: 7/11/2004 by morbidthoughts
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Starring: Joel Lawrence, Robert Rosenberg, Jennifer, Janet, Alena, George Uhl, Black Diamond, K.K., Lauro Giotto, Bellissima, Anita Queen, Darina, Seda, Lynne, Audrey Jaymes
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: I love tits. I love big natural tits. I love big natural tits on slim girls. That's what Brian Xin is trying to present with Truly Nice Tits 6. Looking at the girls on the cover, I'm screeching "Guddamn!!!". Where the hell did he find these beautifully stacked girls? Heh... only in Europe. Jennifer, Darina, and George Darina is a beautiful pale blonde. Jennifer is a tan blonde that looks like a cross between Brooke and Autumn Austin with her hair in a bun. Both have great racks although Darina has the bigger and the better. Darina is also the more attractive of the two. They must be European. Darina and Jennifer play with each other a bit. Lots of nipple licking, lotion rubbing, and kissing. It's a beautiful sight. George joins in. What a lucky man. This seems like a DDF scene. Darina is a very shallow blowjobber. More like a handjobber. Jennifer goes deeper but it lasts about 20 seconds. Jeeze.
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Erotica XXX 7
Release date: 5/8/2004
Reviewed on: 7/8/2004 by Kelly
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Starring: Tony T., Chris Charming, Claudio Meloni, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Ben English, Luci Thai, Cameron James [I] (female), Alisha Bizart, Vickie Powell, Jamie Sweet, Marco Banderas
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: Title: Erotica XXX 7 Company: Digital Sin (New Sensations) Length: 2 hours and 13 minutes (133 minutes) Production Date(s): March 17, 2004 Release Date: May 6, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Tyrone Shuz The Abridged Version: Websters defines erotic, an adjective, as arousing or satisfying sexual desire. It defines erotica, a noun, as erotic literature or art. How does Erotica XXX 7 live up to this? Well, each scene begins with a slow and somewhat somber tease sequence and none of the girls moan very loud. Apparently, erotica for Tyrone Shuz means subdued sex. To be fair, there was definitely an effort here to mold a more artistic video than most. As will be noted in the scene descriptions, none of the girls seem very excited and this seems to be by design as if they were directed to eschew the typical youre fucking me so hard! response in favor of something more in line with, well, love making. However, this does not quite come across well in the harder scenes, especially Lucy Thais double penetration-filled threesome.
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Lusty Busty Dolls 8
Release date: 4/29/2003
Reviewed on: 7/4/2004 by astroknight
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Starring: Farrah, Shay Sights, Nicole Sheridan, Taylor Wane, Friday
Studio: Bizarre
Directed by: Skye Blue
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 12 / 02 / 2002 Director: Skye Blue Cast: Devin Michaels, Farrah, Nicole Sheridan, Shay Sights, Taylor Wayne, TJ, and Cailey Taylor The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had very mixed results from this series, and the last few have been sliding a little. The only thing that gives me some hope here is the female cast Skye has lined up here. Initial Reaction: Its a by the book lesbian movie that doesnt seem like it belongs in the Lusty Busty Dolls series. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a straightforward lesbian movie. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting the creativity thats central to every other episode of this series. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects might be the best Ive seen from a Bizarre title. The audio is clear and well balanced, and had very few background noises. The video was excellent! Theres barely any grain and its very nicely lit. Music: The music is typical porno music.
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Biggz And The Beauties 8
Release date: 5/10/2004
Reviewed on: 7/2/2004 by cv
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Starring: Holly Hollywood, Gen Padova, Mr. Bigg, Audrey Hollander, Eva Angelina
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: This is my first Biggz movie; despite his low number of movie appearances, apparently this guy is a seasoned stud, having spent some time doing, uh, other kinds of sex scenes. I don't care, as long as the onscreen chemistry and sex are hot. Certainly, other straight pornstars have dabbled with gay/lesbian cinema. The box cover bills his cock as 13" - a laughable claim. If it's consistently much more than nine inches, I'd be surprised. It's a time-honored tradition to misrepresent physical stats in porn: a tradition I wouldn't mind seeing discontinued. And yes, I'll let you know when hell freezes over. Scene 1: Eva Angelina Cover girl Eva Angelina rubs her pussy waiting for Biggz. No pesky plot or dialogue here. The cute little Latina looks so innocent with her trademark eyeglasses wearing a pink nightie, her hair in pigtails. This innocent look is an interesting juxtaposition as she expertly sucks Biggz's impressive member; he's a lanky dude with a number of tattoos which really gives him the unfortunate ex-convict look.
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Lusty Busty Dolls 3
Release date: 8/2/2000
Reviewed on: 6/29/2004 by astroknight
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Starring: Anita Cannibal, Fantasia, Pamela Peaks
Studio: Bizarre
Directed by: Skye Blue
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 74 min. Production Date: 6 / 21 / 1999 Director: Skye Blue Cast: Anita Cannibal, Fantasia, Pandora Peaks, Skye Blue, and Summer Cummings The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had very mixed results from this series so far. Im not sure what to expect. Initial Reaction: Its pretty hot! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who looks for big boobs first and everything else second and who likes to be teased Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of lesbian action or naturally big boobs The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The only audio is the music. The video has a soft and slightly grainy look, but helps a lot with the artistic feel of the movie. Its well lit, and sometimes even over lit depending on the effect wanted. Theres some bad pixelation during some parts of the feature, as well as a flickering effect thats quite noticeable in the first scene, as well as quite annoying.
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Bondage Dolls (Bizarre)
Release date: 9/6/2001
Reviewed on: 6/27/2004 by astroknight
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Starring: Summer Cummings, Kiana, Shay Sights, Donita Dunes, Tanya Daniels
Studio: Bizarre
Directed by: Skye Blue
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 52 min. Production Date: 4 / 14 / 2000 Director: Skye Blue Cast: Donita, Kianna, Shay Sights, Summer Cummings, and Tanya Danielle The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results with Skyes Lusty Busty Dolls series. She was creative enough much of the time that I have some hopes for this one. Initial Reaction: Its okay Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for all girl bondage Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt care for Summer Cummings or who wants Bruce 7 type all girl bondage The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, although it feels very basic. The video is also very basic, but works. Its clear and well lit, and looks very good for a genre thats not known for high technical aspects Music: Theres very little music. Its very short and barely even worth mentioning. Menus: The menus are nicely done.
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Double Anal Plugged 2
Release date: 5/16/2004
Reviewed on: 6/26/2004 by Nutty Buddy
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Starring: Dave Hardman, Sean Michaels, David Perry, Robert Rosenberg, Claudio Meloni, George Uhl, Julie Silver, Hypnotic, Janet Alfano, Allyson More, Melissa Black
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Title: Double Anal Plugged #2 Cast: Julie Silver, Hypnotic, Allison More, Janet Alfano, Melissa Black, Sean Michaels, Claudio Meloni, Robert Rosenberg, Dave Hardman, George Uhl & David Perry Director: David Luger Studio: Redlight District Duration: 2:19:28 Date Of Production: March 7, 2004 Whats Happening: Straight, anal, double penetration, double anal, ass to mouth, masturbation, facials Scene One Janet Alfano, Claudio Meloni & Robert Rosenberg Janet Alfano is a dirty blonde Ive seen in Erik Everhards Out Numbered #2 & Im pretty sure Vinces Road Trip #4. She is extra talented & very nice to look at, starting off in a room wearing a tight black tank top, thong & high heels. Janet doesnt say a word but masturbates so nicely in any possible way you want to see her. She fingers her asshole a great deal with her thong pulled to the side, and at this point I was ready to go off. Shes red hot. She bends over the bed & the guys come in & oil up her ass & finger her asshole. She responds nicely & then gets fucked cowgirl vaginally & anally.
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Tits & Ass 4 (Devil's Film)
Release date: 7/21/2003
Reviewed on: 6/16/2004 by pornopunk
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Starring: Betty Blue, Laura Lion, Katsuni, Denise Davis
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Tits & Ass is a solid all-anal themed series. I have enjoyed all three previous releases and Id strongly recommend them to anyone who enjoys seeing beautiful girls getting their boobs and butts fucked skipping the pussy completely. In volume 4 we dont have alot of star power . Ive seen Katsumi many times and Ive seen Laura Lions a couple of times, but the rest are new to me. All the scenes start with tease then its suck, tit fuck and anal action begins. I rate all scenes on a scale from 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene 1 (Betty Blue, Nacho Vidal) Betty is a brunette with an average face. Her body is pretty average as well. Like all the girls in this movie, she does have natural breasts. Betty may not be prettiest girl in the movie, but with Nacho being the hired stud, I know shes going to have her ass fucked hard. As for the action, the blowjob is ok, Nacho holds his cock too much and Betty isnt a very gifted cocksucker either. The anal starts in doggie and he fucks her hard. Theres a long reverse cowgirl that looks really good with her leg pulled up.
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American Buttman In London, An
Release date: 4/26/2004
Reviewed on: 6/10/2004 by DreamWeaver
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Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Linzi Drew, Sarah Walker, Misty McCain, Louise Armani, Louise Drysden, Sara Jane, Carrie Jones, Simon Santana
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Evil Angel An American Buttman In London General Summary Theme Straight sex, foreign theme. General Impression A mildly entertaining title with plenty of scenic shots of London, care-free, fun natured sex scenes and a profuse amount of tease footage of curvaceous women.
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18 Year Old Pussy 2
Release date: 4/6/2004
Reviewed on: 6/7/2004 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Jon Dough, Pamela, Tristan Seagal, Talon, Vanessa Gold, Myriam, Lara Cox, Ekzavir Falcon Wray
Studio: Devil's Film
Directed by: Tristan Seagal
Review brief: 18 Year Old Pussy #2 from Devils Films had the potential to be a top-notch stroker flick. Unfortunately, some genius allowed Tristan Segal to direct and perform, and the dual responsibilities proved too much. Not that the rest of the cast doesnt try hard, particularly the females. But Segal and his male counterparts simply dont know how to offer an erotic fuck. They are too busy trying to steal the scenes from the girls with semi-abusive, moronic antics. Cute brunette Patricia has a nice body, particularly a terrific ass. She romps with a guy (the credits on this flick are atrocious) and takes a face pasting for her trouble. Blond Myriam looks bored throughout her tryst with Segal. Cant say as I blame her, what with his constant attempts to humiliate her. She takes a closed-mouth facial to end a scene that could have been much better. Lara Cox takes on two guys in the next scene. This is a fairly standard 2-on-1, with no anal or DP, that ends in another facial. Semi-cute blonde Vanessa Gold, the box cover girl, sports a sweet shaved slit and an unsightly pierced lip.
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Night Stick (Vivid Straight)
Release date: 5/6/2004
Reviewed on: 5/23/2004 by ObiBong
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Starring: Bobby Vitale, Roxanne Hall, Malitia, Eric Masterson, Militia, Kody, Briana Banks, Steven French, Sonny Stilleto
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Tommy Ganz
Review brief: In a word: Forgettable. What was I thinking when I decided to see this? I remember Desert Rose fondly, so I thought I'd see what Kody (her nom de Vivid) has been up to. She's lightened her hair, but she's still quite a cutie. I wish I could erase the rest of this picture from my memory. The plot: It's an amnesia movie, I guess. But usually the person who wakes up wondering, "Who am I? Where am I?" shows some interest in finding out the answers. Here, Kody just decides to roll with the guy she wakes up next to (who claims to be her husband), hits the road with him and then falls asleep and has a couple of dreams. In the end, we find out some surprising truths, many of which make no sense at all in relation to what has gone before. The real villain of the movie, sadly, is the surgeon responsible for poor Kody's implants. A true monster. The play-by-play: Kody wakes up next to Eric Masterson, who is handcuffed to the night table. She doesn't remember who he is, and the handcuffs make her suspicious, but that doesn't mean she isn't going to fuck him.
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Big Wet Asses
Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 5/12/2004 by Flash
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Starring: Mick Blue, Rhiannon Bray, Ana Nova, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s), Gia Paloma, Katja Kassin
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Thomas Zupko's first gonzo film in seven years isn't the most impressive film that I have seen from him. If this film is a sign of future gonzo films to come, he might want to stick with features and vignettes. His odd sets don't mix well with the sex and the scene with Gia regurgitating completely turned me off to the film. If you don't mind some bile mixed in with your porn and you are a big fan of Thomas Zupko or one of the cast members you might want to give the title a rental. Otherwise, I'd pass on this one, as there are much better selections available.
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Epic Global Orgies
Release date: 3/8/2004
Reviewed on: 5/3/2004 by DreamWeaver
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Mark Anthony, Zenza Raggi, David Perry, Monique, Darren James, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes, Claudio Meloni, Sledge Hammer, Jessica Fiorentino, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Lyla Lei, Julie Silver, Jackie Moore, Sabrina Snow, Sarah Blue, Tera Joy, Janet Alfano, Britney Madison, Victoria Sin, Victorie, Carrie Cruise
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Red Light District Epic Global Orgies General Summary Theme Group sex Expectations Beautiful women and well captured, erotic, intense group sex scenes. With girls like Julie Silver, Sara blue, Viktorie an Sabrina gracing the cover, my expectations are high. General Impression Although the DVD has its moments, it's an unsatisfactory attempt by RLD and David Luger in delivering a first-rate group sex theme title. If you're partial to group scenes, skip this DVD and check out Erik Everhard's Out Numbered vol 2. What I liked Overall, a good cast with a nice mix of brunettes and blondes and the opening footage in each scene is well done.
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Extreme Schoolgirls 5
Release date: 2/11/2004
Reviewed on: 4/28/2004 by DreamWeaver
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Starring: Angelica, Catalina, Joselyn Pink, Princess Ching Ching
Studio: Exquisite
Review brief: DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Max World Extreme Schoolgirls 5 General Summary Theme All sex theme with younger girls and Max Hardcore. Expectations Max playing dirty old man with brightly colored, young looking girls.
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Pure Max 14
Release date: 3/25/2004
Reviewed on: 4/28/2004 by DreamWeaver
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Starring: Max Hardcore, Catalina, Felix Vicious, Jackie Moore, Joselyn Pink, Penelope Flowers, T.J. Cox
Studio: Max World
Directed by: Max Hardcore
Review brief: DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Max World Pure Max 14 General Summary Theme All sex theme with younger girls and Max Hardcore. Expectations From what I've heard, you either love or hate Max. This being my first viewing of a complete Max DVD title, I'm going in with an open mind despite the old dog with young pups theme and performers absurdly dressed in an attempt to capture a pre-teen appearance.
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Baker's Dozen (Platinum X Pictures)
Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 4/26/2004 by lakeqi
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Starring: Sophia, Mandingo, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Alicia Rhodes, Dillan Lauren
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Brandon Iron has a lot of pressure on him. He's one of the few directors who pushes things in terms of specific sexual activities while at the same time never crossing the line into degradation. This is why I have a love hate relationship with his movies. I have to rent them because he gives us ridiculous amounts of swallowing, facials,and sometimes scorching sex, but its usually done in a happy- go- lucky style that for people like me is somewhat unsatisfying.This movie is for the most part no exception. Alicia Rhodes does a one on one fuck.She's just too damn big for one guy. I want to see her sweat, I want to see her asshole absolutely destroyed, and for a girl that big, it would probably take at least 10 guys to do the job properly. Theres no degradation so if thats your bag forget about it.
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Big Butt Brotha Lovers (Exquisite)
Release date: 3/5/2004
Reviewed on: 4/25/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
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Starring: Fiona Cheeks, Olivia O'Lovely, Justin Slayer, Katrina Kraven, Dana Vespoli, J. Monty, Boz, Sara Jay
Studio: Exquisite
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Evil Angel in their official statement to the public mentioned that they were signing Justin based on his ability to shoot, direct, and perform. Thats a positive, not to mention bold statement. In my personal opinion, Justins largest contribution comes in the energy, style, and originality of his performance. I found this title to be a huge disappointment. Justins name is featured prominently on the front cover, but he only appears in 1 out of the 5 scenes on this disc. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The title starts with Dana Vespoli. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] -->Behind the Scenes to get to know the mind of this woman. Each one of her ass cheeks is wider than her waist. It's fluffy like it was fresh out of the dryer. Justin giggles it like hes a butcher weighing it by the pound. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> This girl gave her heart, but it was obvious that she was having issues with the size of Justins manhood. If you listen, you can her Justin asking her if he can put a little more in.
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Explosions (Mayhem)
Release date: 4/1/2004
Reviewed on: 4/23/2004 by dragonsbum
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Studio: Mayhem
Review brief: "Man is something that shall be overcum." "I love him who lives to cum, and who wants to cum." "Of all that is written, I love only what a man has written with his cum."- Thus Spoke Zarathustra i suppose my fascination with facials stems from the fact that i have never had the privilege of delivering one in the course of sexual congress; i have given myself facials, but it's just not the same. the anabolic cumshots series let me live vicariously, plastering the visages of gorgeous eurosluts in rapid fire succession. unfortunately, no fucking is shown to maximize the number of shots. however, the sodomonia slopshots series, which also draws from a deep talent pool, employs the format of one minute fucking and then the cumshot. less total cum flying, but the tradeoff is worth it. how does mayhem explosions compare? the good: every scene has its own chapter, up to chapter 99 which contains the last 4 scenes. about a quarter of the scenes have multiple cumshots. there are several pleasing instances of swallowing and cum farting.
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Butt Detective, The
Release date: 5/23/2003
Reviewed on: 4/7/2004 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Nick East, Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Rebecca Bardoux, Dave Hardman, Alex Sanders, Juli Ashton, Ariana, Rick Masters, Mike Horner, Vanessa Chase, Tammi Ann, Jon Dough, Jordan Lee, Nicole Lace, Amber Woods, Beverly Glen
Studio: VCA
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: Butt Detective is strictly a couples film that could have been great, but instead is ruined by an editor with too many toys to play with on his control board. There are some very hot ladies here, but their performances are completely sabotaged by loud, obnoxious music and MTV-style camera work. This flick is part of what VCA calls its Classics on DVD series. What a misnomer! Calling this a classic is an insult to all the truly great pornos that preceded it. I found myself FF through the sex scenes and watching the plot. That doesnt happen often! The often-humorous storyline has wealthy Jon Dough hiring private eye Harry Spader (Mike Horner) to find a girl - with only a snapshot of her butt as a clue. Horner is as funny in this flick as hes ever been. Juli Ashton is his assistant, and Horner starts his search with Juli in their office. After a short BJ, Juli and Mike go through several position changes, including some anal, before Juli takes a load on her sweet face. As with EVERY other scene in this movie, the dumb music and special effects start the second the sex begins.
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Pirate Fetish Machine 12: The Fetish Garden
Release date: 11/2/2003
Reviewed on: 3/21/2004 by Gabriel Nine
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Starring: Christina Bella, Claudia Clair, Ramon Nomar, Stacy Silver, Robby Blake, Andrea Moranty, Malena Conde, Lucas Foz, Antonio Ross, Mariusz, Bibian Norai, Carlos Dario, Miercoles
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jose M. Ponce
Review brief: The Fetish Garden Pirate Fetish Machine Let's be clear about what The Fetish Garden offers. In the mode of the worst "theatre workshop" / "I'm a tree" cliché, women in patterned leotards adopt poses in the fantastical surroundings of Barcelona's Parc Guell, one of the most famous creations of Catalan architect Antoni Gaudi. It seems that director J.M. Ponce, with no pun intended, feels the need to bring such influences to bear on this pornographic movie. I'm sure it's not only the devout Gaudi - presently rotating at around 2000rpm in his tomb - who would protest at such a notion. And if I were to tell you that such pretentious conceits are the best thing about this movie? Well, I wouldn't be entirely honest.
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Cumstains 2
Release date: 2/6/2004
Reviewed on: 3/3/2004 by DreamWeaver
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Starring: Allysin Chaynes, David Perry, Rayveness, Mark Wood, Sophie Evans, Claudio Meloni, Lea de Mae, Trinity, Nika, Sabrina Black, Nina Dolci, Avy Scott, Jennifer Luv, Sharon Babe, Victoria Givens, Christie Leigh, Jane Darling, Kurt Lockwood, Tristan Seagal, Steve Hooper, Dark Angel, Fallon Sommers, Laura Lion, Sarah Blue, Serena South, Shayna Knight, Vicky Vette, Hollie Stevens, Barbara Summer, Lucy Love, Tracy Kelly, Daria Glower, Sandra De Marco, Maria Sun, Shy Love, Sharka Blue, Joachim Kessef, Nicki Hunter, Dieter Von Stein, Diana Doll
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Review brief: DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Zero Tolerance Cumstains 2 General Summary Theme cumshot compilation Expectations Lots of pretty girls, oral action and "over 100 pop shots" General Impression I must admit, I was expecting more of an oral theme DVD ending with popshots but what the viewer gets with Cumstains volume 2 is several dozen scenes from various Zero Tolerance titles ending in, for the most part, popshots to the face and mouth. Each scene clipping, which compiles into one continuous movie, lasts approx 75 to 90 seconds and may include vag sex, anal sex or oral before the guy pulls out and coats the girls face. There's also a few body shots included.
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Up To No Good (PatandSam)
Release date: 1/21/2004
Reviewed on: 2/29/2004 by Joe Shaver
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Starring: Kyle, Jamie, Joel, Louis, Preston, Cody Alexander, C.J. [II] (ambiguous male)
Studio: PatAndSam
Directed by: Pat, Sam
Review brief: I am so dumb at times. In reviewing Pat and Sams BOULDER BOYS and wondering about the title, it only vaguely occurred to me that it might refer to Boulder, Colorado. I thought of it, of course, but then said to myself, Nah, there are no gay porn studios in Colorado. But when they were interviewing the first model in this film and they mentioned Denver, I went, uh oh. Now it certainly doesnt surprise me that are great guys in Colorado. We all know there are great guys everywhere. I just didnt think there would be filming at that altitude. But they are. UP TO NO GOOD is for the most part a series of solos, with the exception of the final scene where three hunks get very interested and familiar with one anothers erect appendages. The first solo is Kyles. Kyle is what is known as beefcake. His dick is average, but his body is not. There is also some body hair. C J is next. Younger & slimmer than Kyle, he has a smooth body and a cockwell, I cant be too sure as he has an interesting jacking technique that uses both hands and so totally obscures his cock.
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Release date: 4/26/2004
Reviewed on: 8/4/2004 by pornopunk
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Starring: Paris Hilton, Rick Saloman
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Rick Saloman
Review brief: I love Paris Hilton! I think shes one of the sexiest women on the planet. Thats the only reason I decided to watch this movie. Ive seen other celebrity sex tapes and my expections for video quality and camera angles in this on are not very high. Theres some good bonus scenes from other Redlight District movies, but Im only covering the lovely Paris. Ill be rating each scene on a scale of 1 to 10(keeping in mind its an amateur video) Ten is a perfect score. Scene One (Paris Hilton, Rick Saloman) The scene starts with Rick giving a brief setup. Its shot with a poor night vision function so you cant see very much. Almost instantly we get a glimpse of Paris tits. She has a nice set of small/medium natural breasts. Sexwise mish was ok. You could see cock goin in and out of Paris pussy. You get to see her tits again when she gets in doggie facing the camera. She then lays flat on her stomach while rick fucks her from behind. It ends and Rick couldnt cum. Other than a few seconds here and there of Paris body, their wasnt alot to this scene.
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Release date: 2/6/2004
Reviewed on: 7/20/2004 by Gonzoguy
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Starring: Allysin Chaynes, David Perry, Rayveness, Mark Wood, Sophie Evans, Claudio Meloni, Lea de Mae, Trinity, Nika, Sabrina Black, Nina Dolci, Avy Scott, Jennifer Luv, Sharon Babe, Victoria Givens, Christie Leigh, Jane Darling, Kurt Lockwood, Tristan Seagal, Steve Hooper, Dark Angel, Fallon Sommers, Laura Lion, Sarah Blue, Serena South, Shayna Knight, Vicky Vette, Hollie Stevens, Barbara Summer, Lucy Love, Tracy Kelly, Daria Glower, Sandra De Marco, Maria Sun, Shy Love, Sharka Blue, Joachim Kessef, Nicki Hunter, Dieter Von Stein, Diana Doll
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Review brief: Compilations are a bit like a menu that promises all steak, no potatoes. Too bad, then, that this comp delivers more potatoes than steak. That assessment may be influenced by a generation gap. Or it may be a simple statement of fact. Depends on what gets you going, and little about this vid got me going. Why might that be? Sorry, but nothing about skanky women of average to below-average looks, sporting tongue studs, navel studs, labia studs -- hell, more hardware than Ace -- is appealing to me. Then there's the disturbing habit of low-rent porno skanks to overact, as if we really believe they're having a great time when they moan louder and repeatedly the same lame come-ons or exclamations. If they'r really feeling it, they don't need -- won't be able to -- tell us about it.
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Release date: 5/6/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
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Starring: Kitty, Jay Ashley, Alberto Rey, Loni, Sledge Hammer, K.K., Talon, Reina Leone, Mia Parks, Nyla Thai, Joe Friday, Jade Moore, Mila Yung, Heidi Ho
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Mila [ /image ] --> This girl had that same baby voice that Katie Morgan has, but her figure was anything but baby like. Mila was a thick girl with all kinds of Asian ass. Her breast were perky and bounced like silicone when she rode cowgirl style. She talked some pretty good trash, but it felt overacted. Not a whole lot of passion, but a good bust at the end. Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 7/10 Kitty [ /image ] --> Id call her cute, but she looks way too young for me to be aroused. Its scary to me how young some of these females can look. Nonetheless, the guy in this scene was either packing, or Kitty was so petit he looked like a whole lot of dingaling. Kitty moaned and groaned, but the appearance of childhood kept me from feeling this scene. Female Looks 6/10 Sex Rating 6/10 Reina Leone [ /image ] --> I had already fallen in love with her stills. I had yet to see a scene, but she appeared to be the hottest Pacific Rim girl on digital. Unfortunately, I was not so impressed here.
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Release date: 6/11/2004
Reviewed on: 7/11/2004 by morbidthoughts
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Starring: Joel Lawrence, Robert Rosenberg, Jennifer, Janet, Alena, George Uhl, Black Diamond, K.K., Lauro Giotto, Bellissima, Anita Queen, Darina, Seda, Lynne, Audrey Jaymes
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: I love tits. I love big natural tits. I love big natural tits on slim girls. That's what Brian Xin is trying to present with Truly Nice Tits 6. Looking at the girls on the cover, I'm screeching "Guddamn!!!". Where the hell did he find these beautifully stacked girls? Heh... only in Europe. Jennifer, Darina, and George Darina is a beautiful pale blonde. Jennifer is a tan blonde that looks like a cross between Brooke and Autumn Austin with her hair in a bun. Both have great racks although Darina has the bigger and the better. Darina is also the more attractive of the two. They must be European. Darina and Jennifer play with each other a bit. Lots of nipple licking, lotion rubbing, and kissing. It's a beautiful sight. George joins in. What a lucky man. This seems like a DDF scene. Darina is a very shallow blowjobber. More like a handjobber. Jennifer goes deeper but it lasts about 20 seconds. Jeeze.
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Release date: 5/8/2004
Reviewed on: 7/8/2004 by Kelly
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Starring: Tony T., Chris Charming, Claudio Meloni, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Ben English, Luci Thai, Cameron James [I] (female), Alisha Bizart, Vickie Powell, Jamie Sweet, Marco Banderas
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: Title: Erotica XXX 7 Company: Digital Sin (New Sensations) Length: 2 hours and 13 minutes (133 minutes) Production Date(s): March 17, 2004 Release Date: May 6, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Tyrone Shuz The Abridged Version: Websters defines erotic, an adjective, as arousing or satisfying sexual desire. It defines erotica, a noun, as erotic literature or art. How does Erotica XXX 7 live up to this? Well, each scene begins with a slow and somewhat somber tease sequence and none of the girls moan very loud. Apparently, erotica for Tyrone Shuz means subdued sex. To be fair, there was definitely an effort here to mold a more artistic video than most. As will be noted in the scene descriptions, none of the girls seem very excited and this seems to be by design as if they were directed to eschew the typical youre fucking me so hard! response in favor of something more in line with, well, love making. However, this does not quite come across well in the harder scenes, especially Lucy Thais double penetration-filled threesome.
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Release date: 4/29/2003
Reviewed on: 7/4/2004 by astroknight
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Starring: Farrah, Shay Sights, Nicole Sheridan, Taylor Wane, Friday
Studio: Bizarre
Directed by: Skye Blue
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 12 / 02 / 2002 Director: Skye Blue Cast: Devin Michaels, Farrah, Nicole Sheridan, Shay Sights, Taylor Wayne, TJ, and Cailey Taylor The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had very mixed results from this series, and the last few have been sliding a little. The only thing that gives me some hope here is the female cast Skye has lined up here. Initial Reaction: Its a by the book lesbian movie that doesnt seem like it belongs in the Lusty Busty Dolls series. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a straightforward lesbian movie. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting the creativity thats central to every other episode of this series. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects might be the best Ive seen from a Bizarre title. The audio is clear and well balanced, and had very few background noises. The video was excellent! Theres barely any grain and its very nicely lit. Music: The music is typical porno music.
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Release date: 5/10/2004
Reviewed on: 7/2/2004 by cv
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Starring: Holly Hollywood, Gen Padova, Mr. Bigg, Audrey Hollander, Eva Angelina
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: This is my first Biggz movie; despite his low number of movie appearances, apparently this guy is a seasoned stud, having spent some time doing, uh, other kinds of sex scenes. I don't care, as long as the onscreen chemistry and sex are hot. Certainly, other straight pornstars have dabbled with gay/lesbian cinema. The box cover bills his cock as 13" - a laughable claim. If it's consistently much more than nine inches, I'd be surprised. It's a time-honored tradition to misrepresent physical stats in porn: a tradition I wouldn't mind seeing discontinued. And yes, I'll let you know when hell freezes over. Scene 1: Eva Angelina Cover girl Eva Angelina rubs her pussy waiting for Biggz. No pesky plot or dialogue here. The cute little Latina looks so innocent with her trademark eyeglasses wearing a pink nightie, her hair in pigtails. This innocent look is an interesting juxtaposition as she expertly sucks Biggz's impressive member; he's a lanky dude with a number of tattoos which really gives him the unfortunate ex-convict look.
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Release date: 8/2/2000
Reviewed on: 6/29/2004 by astroknight
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Starring: Anita Cannibal, Fantasia, Pamela Peaks
Studio: Bizarre
Directed by: Skye Blue
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 74 min. Production Date: 6 / 21 / 1999 Director: Skye Blue Cast: Anita Cannibal, Fantasia, Pandora Peaks, Skye Blue, and Summer Cummings The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had very mixed results from this series so far. Im not sure what to expect. Initial Reaction: Its pretty hot! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who looks for big boobs first and everything else second and who likes to be teased Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of lesbian action or naturally big boobs The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The only audio is the music. The video has a soft and slightly grainy look, but helps a lot with the artistic feel of the movie. Its well lit, and sometimes even over lit depending on the effect wanted. Theres some bad pixelation during some parts of the feature, as well as a flickering effect thats quite noticeable in the first scene, as well as quite annoying.
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Release date: 9/6/2001
Reviewed on: 6/27/2004 by astroknight
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Starring: Summer Cummings, Kiana, Shay Sights, Donita Dunes, Tanya Daniels
Studio: Bizarre
Directed by: Skye Blue
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 52 min. Production Date: 4 / 14 / 2000 Director: Skye Blue Cast: Donita, Kianna, Shay Sights, Summer Cummings, and Tanya Danielle The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results with Skyes Lusty Busty Dolls series. She was creative enough much of the time that I have some hopes for this one. Initial Reaction: Its okay Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for all girl bondage Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt care for Summer Cummings or who wants Bruce 7 type all girl bondage The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, although it feels very basic. The video is also very basic, but works. Its clear and well lit, and looks very good for a genre thats not known for high technical aspects Music: Theres very little music. Its very short and barely even worth mentioning. Menus: The menus are nicely done.
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Release date: 5/16/2004
Reviewed on: 6/26/2004 by Nutty Buddy
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Starring: Dave Hardman, Sean Michaels, David Perry, Robert Rosenberg, Claudio Meloni, George Uhl, Julie Silver, Hypnotic, Janet Alfano, Allyson More, Melissa Black
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Title: Double Anal Plugged #2 Cast: Julie Silver, Hypnotic, Allison More, Janet Alfano, Melissa Black, Sean Michaels, Claudio Meloni, Robert Rosenberg, Dave Hardman, George Uhl & David Perry Director: David Luger Studio: Redlight District Duration: 2:19:28 Date Of Production: March 7, 2004 Whats Happening: Straight, anal, double penetration, double anal, ass to mouth, masturbation, facials Scene One Janet Alfano, Claudio Meloni & Robert Rosenberg Janet Alfano is a dirty blonde Ive seen in Erik Everhards Out Numbered #2 & Im pretty sure Vinces Road Trip #4. She is extra talented & very nice to look at, starting off in a room wearing a tight black tank top, thong & high heels. Janet doesnt say a word but masturbates so nicely in any possible way you want to see her. She fingers her asshole a great deal with her thong pulled to the side, and at this point I was ready to go off. Shes red hot. She bends over the bed & the guys come in & oil up her ass & finger her asshole. She responds nicely & then gets fucked cowgirl vaginally & anally.
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Release date: 7/21/2003
Reviewed on: 6/16/2004 by pornopunk
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Starring: Betty Blue, Laura Lion, Katsuni, Denise Davis
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Tits & Ass is a solid all-anal themed series. I have enjoyed all three previous releases and Id strongly recommend them to anyone who enjoys seeing beautiful girls getting their boobs and butts fucked skipping the pussy completely. In volume 4 we dont have alot of star power . Ive seen Katsumi many times and Ive seen Laura Lions a couple of times, but the rest are new to me. All the scenes start with tease then its suck, tit fuck and anal action begins. I rate all scenes on a scale from 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene 1 (Betty Blue, Nacho Vidal) Betty is a brunette with an average face. Her body is pretty average as well. Like all the girls in this movie, she does have natural breasts. Betty may not be prettiest girl in the movie, but with Nacho being the hired stud, I know shes going to have her ass fucked hard. As for the action, the blowjob is ok, Nacho holds his cock too much and Betty isnt a very gifted cocksucker either. The anal starts in doggie and he fucks her hard. Theres a long reverse cowgirl that looks really good with her leg pulled up.
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Release date: 4/26/2004
Reviewed on: 6/10/2004 by DreamWeaver
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Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Linzi Drew, Sarah Walker, Misty McCain, Louise Armani, Louise Drysden, Sara Jane, Carrie Jones, Simon Santana
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Evil Angel An American Buttman In London General Summary Theme Straight sex, foreign theme. General Impression A mildly entertaining title with plenty of scenic shots of London, care-free, fun natured sex scenes and a profuse amount of tease footage of curvaceous women.
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Release date: 4/6/2004
Reviewed on: 6/7/2004 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Jon Dough, Pamela, Tristan Seagal, Talon, Vanessa Gold, Myriam, Lara Cox, Ekzavir Falcon Wray
Studio: Devil's Film
Directed by: Tristan Seagal
Review brief: 18 Year Old Pussy #2 from Devils Films had the potential to be a top-notch stroker flick. Unfortunately, some genius allowed Tristan Segal to direct and perform, and the dual responsibilities proved too much. Not that the rest of the cast doesnt try hard, particularly the females. But Segal and his male counterparts simply dont know how to offer an erotic fuck. They are too busy trying to steal the scenes from the girls with semi-abusive, moronic antics. Cute brunette Patricia has a nice body, particularly a terrific ass. She romps with a guy (the credits on this flick are atrocious) and takes a face pasting for her trouble. Blond Myriam looks bored throughout her tryst with Segal. Cant say as I blame her, what with his constant attempts to humiliate her. She takes a closed-mouth facial to end a scene that could have been much better. Lara Cox takes on two guys in the next scene. This is a fairly standard 2-on-1, with no anal or DP, that ends in another facial. Semi-cute blonde Vanessa Gold, the box cover girl, sports a sweet shaved slit and an unsightly pierced lip.
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Release date: 5/6/2004
Reviewed on: 5/23/2004 by ObiBong
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Starring: Bobby Vitale, Roxanne Hall, Malitia, Eric Masterson, Militia, Kody, Briana Banks, Steven French, Sonny Stilleto
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Tommy Ganz
Review brief: In a word: Forgettable. What was I thinking when I decided to see this? I remember Desert Rose fondly, so I thought I'd see what Kody (her nom de Vivid) has been up to. She's lightened her hair, but she's still quite a cutie. I wish I could erase the rest of this picture from my memory. The plot: It's an amnesia movie, I guess. But usually the person who wakes up wondering, "Who am I? Where am I?" shows some interest in finding out the answers. Here, Kody just decides to roll with the guy she wakes up next to (who claims to be her husband), hits the road with him and then falls asleep and has a couple of dreams. In the end, we find out some surprising truths, many of which make no sense at all in relation to what has gone before. The real villain of the movie, sadly, is the surgeon responsible for poor Kody's implants. A true monster. The play-by-play: Kody wakes up next to Eric Masterson, who is handcuffed to the night table. She doesn't remember who he is, and the handcuffs make her suspicious, but that doesn't mean she isn't going to fuck him.
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Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 5/12/2004 by Flash
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Starring: Mick Blue, Rhiannon Bray, Ana Nova, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s), Gia Paloma, Katja Kassin
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Thomas Zupko's first gonzo film in seven years isn't the most impressive film that I have seen from him. If this film is a sign of future gonzo films to come, he might want to stick with features and vignettes. His odd sets don't mix well with the sex and the scene with Gia regurgitating completely turned me off to the film. If you don't mind some bile mixed in with your porn and you are a big fan of Thomas Zupko or one of the cast members you might want to give the title a rental. Otherwise, I'd pass on this one, as there are much better selections available.
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Release date: 3/8/2004
Reviewed on: 5/3/2004 by DreamWeaver
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Mark Anthony, Zenza Raggi, David Perry, Monique, Darren James, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes, Claudio Meloni, Sledge Hammer, Jessica Fiorentino, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Lyla Lei, Julie Silver, Jackie Moore, Sabrina Snow, Sarah Blue, Tera Joy, Janet Alfano, Britney Madison, Victoria Sin, Victorie, Carrie Cruise
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Red Light District Epic Global Orgies General Summary Theme Group sex Expectations Beautiful women and well captured, erotic, intense group sex scenes. With girls like Julie Silver, Sara blue, Viktorie an Sabrina gracing the cover, my expectations are high. General Impression Although the DVD has its moments, it's an unsatisfactory attempt by RLD and David Luger in delivering a first-rate group sex theme title. If you're partial to group scenes, skip this DVD and check out Erik Everhard's Out Numbered vol 2. What I liked Overall, a good cast with a nice mix of brunettes and blondes and the opening footage in each scene is well done.
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Release date: 2/11/2004
Reviewed on: 4/28/2004 by DreamWeaver
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Starring: Angelica, Catalina, Joselyn Pink, Princess Ching Ching
Studio: Exquisite
Review brief: DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Max World Extreme Schoolgirls 5 General Summary Theme All sex theme with younger girls and Max Hardcore. Expectations Max playing dirty old man with brightly colored, young looking girls.
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Release date: 3/25/2004
Reviewed on: 4/28/2004 by DreamWeaver
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Starring: Max Hardcore, Catalina, Felix Vicious, Jackie Moore, Joselyn Pink, Penelope Flowers, T.J. Cox
Studio: Max World
Directed by: Max Hardcore
Review brief: DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Max World Pure Max 14 General Summary Theme All sex theme with younger girls and Max Hardcore. Expectations From what I've heard, you either love or hate Max. This being my first viewing of a complete Max DVD title, I'm going in with an open mind despite the old dog with young pups theme and performers absurdly dressed in an attempt to capture a pre-teen appearance.
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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 4/26/2004 by lakeqi
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Starring: Sophia, Mandingo, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Alicia Rhodes, Dillan Lauren
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Brandon Iron has a lot of pressure on him. He's one of the few directors who pushes things in terms of specific sexual activities while at the same time never crossing the line into degradation. This is why I have a love hate relationship with his movies. I have to rent them because he gives us ridiculous amounts of swallowing, facials,and sometimes scorching sex, but its usually done in a happy- go- lucky style that for people like me is somewhat unsatisfying.This movie is for the most part no exception. Alicia Rhodes does a one on one fuck.She's just too damn big for one guy. I want to see her sweat, I want to see her asshole absolutely destroyed, and for a girl that big, it would probably take at least 10 guys to do the job properly. Theres no degradation so if thats your bag forget about it.
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Release date: 3/5/2004
Reviewed on: 4/25/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
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Starring: Fiona Cheeks, Olivia O'Lovely, Justin Slayer, Katrina Kraven, Dana Vespoli, J. Monty, Boz, Sara Jay
Studio: Exquisite
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Evil Angel in their official statement to the public mentioned that they were signing Justin based on his ability to shoot, direct, and perform. Thats a positive, not to mention bold statement. In my personal opinion, Justins largest contribution comes in the energy, style, and originality of his performance. I found this title to be a huge disappointment. Justins name is featured prominently on the front cover, but he only appears in 1 out of the 5 scenes on this disc. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The title starts with Dana Vespoli. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] -->Behind the Scenes to get to know the mind of this woman. Each one of her ass cheeks is wider than her waist. It's fluffy like it was fresh out of the dryer. Justin giggles it like hes a butcher weighing it by the pound. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> This girl gave her heart, but it was obvious that she was having issues with the size of Justins manhood. If you listen, you can her Justin asking her if he can put a little more in.
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Release date: 4/1/2004
Reviewed on: 4/23/2004 by dragonsbum
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Studio: Mayhem
Review brief: "Man is something that shall be overcum." "I love him who lives to cum, and who wants to cum." "Of all that is written, I love only what a man has written with his cum."- Thus Spoke Zarathustra i suppose my fascination with facials stems from the fact that i have never had the privilege of delivering one in the course of sexual congress; i have given myself facials, but it's just not the same. the anabolic cumshots series let me live vicariously, plastering the visages of gorgeous eurosluts in rapid fire succession. unfortunately, no fucking is shown to maximize the number of shots. however, the sodomonia slopshots series, which also draws from a deep talent pool, employs the format of one minute fucking and then the cumshot. less total cum flying, but the tradeoff is worth it. how does mayhem explosions compare? the good: every scene has its own chapter, up to chapter 99 which contains the last 4 scenes. about a quarter of the scenes have multiple cumshots. there are several pleasing instances of swallowing and cum farting.
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Release date: 5/23/2003
Reviewed on: 4/7/2004 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Nick East, Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Rebecca Bardoux, Dave Hardman, Alex Sanders, Juli Ashton, Ariana, Rick Masters, Mike Horner, Vanessa Chase, Tammi Ann, Jon Dough, Jordan Lee, Nicole Lace, Amber Woods, Beverly Glen
Studio: VCA
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: Butt Detective is strictly a couples film that could have been great, but instead is ruined by an editor with too many toys to play with on his control board. There are some very hot ladies here, but their performances are completely sabotaged by loud, obnoxious music and MTV-style camera work. This flick is part of what VCA calls its Classics on DVD series. What a misnomer! Calling this a classic is an insult to all the truly great pornos that preceded it. I found myself FF through the sex scenes and watching the plot. That doesnt happen often! The often-humorous storyline has wealthy Jon Dough hiring private eye Harry Spader (Mike Horner) to find a girl - with only a snapshot of her butt as a clue. Horner is as funny in this flick as hes ever been. Juli Ashton is his assistant, and Horner starts his search with Juli in their office. After a short BJ, Juli and Mike go through several position changes, including some anal, before Juli takes a load on her sweet face. As with EVERY other scene in this movie, the dumb music and special effects start the second the sex begins.
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Release date: 11/2/2003
Reviewed on: 3/21/2004 by Gabriel Nine
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Starring: Christina Bella, Claudia Clair, Ramon Nomar, Stacy Silver, Robby Blake, Andrea Moranty, Malena Conde, Lucas Foz, Antonio Ross, Mariusz, Bibian Norai, Carlos Dario, Miercoles
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jose M. Ponce
Review brief: The Fetish Garden Pirate Fetish Machine Let's be clear about what The Fetish Garden offers. In the mode of the worst "theatre workshop" / "I'm a tree" cliché, women in patterned leotards adopt poses in the fantastical surroundings of Barcelona's Parc Guell, one of the most famous creations of Catalan architect Antoni Gaudi. It seems that director J.M. Ponce, with no pun intended, feels the need to bring such influences to bear on this pornographic movie. I'm sure it's not only the devout Gaudi - presently rotating at around 2000rpm in his tomb - who would protest at such a notion. And if I were to tell you that such pretentious conceits are the best thing about this movie? Well, I wouldn't be entirely honest.
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Release date: 2/6/2004
Reviewed on: 3/3/2004 by DreamWeaver
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Starring: Allysin Chaynes, David Perry, Rayveness, Mark Wood, Sophie Evans, Claudio Meloni, Lea de Mae, Trinity, Nika, Sabrina Black, Nina Dolci, Avy Scott, Jennifer Luv, Sharon Babe, Victoria Givens, Christie Leigh, Jane Darling, Kurt Lockwood, Tristan Seagal, Steve Hooper, Dark Angel, Fallon Sommers, Laura Lion, Sarah Blue, Serena South, Shayna Knight, Vicky Vette, Hollie Stevens, Barbara Summer, Lucy Love, Tracy Kelly, Daria Glower, Sandra De Marco, Maria Sun, Shy Love, Sharka Blue, Joachim Kessef, Nicki Hunter, Dieter Von Stein, Diana Doll
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Review brief: DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Zero Tolerance Cumstains 2 General Summary Theme cumshot compilation Expectations Lots of pretty girls, oral action and "over 100 pop shots" General Impression I must admit, I was expecting more of an oral theme DVD ending with popshots but what the viewer gets with Cumstains volume 2 is several dozen scenes from various Zero Tolerance titles ending in, for the most part, popshots to the face and mouth. Each scene clipping, which compiles into one continuous movie, lasts approx 75 to 90 seconds and may include vag sex, anal sex or oral before the guy pulls out and coats the girls face. There's also a few body shots included.
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Release date: 1/21/2004
Reviewed on: 2/29/2004 by Joe Shaver
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Starring: Kyle, Jamie, Joel, Louis, Preston, Cody Alexander, C.J. [II] (ambiguous male)
Studio: PatAndSam
Directed by: Pat, Sam
Review brief: I am so dumb at times. In reviewing Pat and Sams BOULDER BOYS and wondering about the title, it only vaguely occurred to me that it might refer to Boulder, Colorado. I thought of it, of course, but then said to myself, Nah, there are no gay porn studios in Colorado. But when they were interviewing the first model in this film and they mentioned Denver, I went, uh oh. Now it certainly doesnt surprise me that are great guys in Colorado. We all know there are great guys everywhere. I just didnt think there would be filming at that altitude. But they are. UP TO NO GOOD is for the most part a series of solos, with the exception of the final scene where three hunks get very interested and familiar with one anothers erect appendages. The first solo is Kyles. Kyle is what is known as beefcake. His dick is average, but his body is not. There is also some body hair. C J is next. Younger & slimmer than Kyle, he has a smooth body and a cockwell, I cant be too sure as he has an interesting jacking technique that uses both hands and so totally obscures his cock.
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